#take it sleazy

[loganslowdown4]

Sometimes I still think about Michael and his arc

Just, you know—

It’s fun to compare him to … certain characters 🤷‍♀️🐍

#I mean a demon from the bad place learns that being a good person isn’t black and white?? #doesn’t sound familiar at all #watch the good place yall #thomas sanders #sanders sides #Janus sanders #ts janus #Janus plays among us #among us #the good place #the good place michael #the bad place #take it sleazy

[radarchives]

#obey me #mammon #take it sleazy #please

[floral-hex]

Okay okay, I usually hate posting selfies, but then again, I also love a little mild attention. So, to strike a balance, here are 4 recent ones, but I’m posting them at 2am so I don’t have to worry about bothering too many people. Yeah? Ok thanks I love you

#yes I know how time zones work… they’re fake. it’s night everywhere right now. duh. #sometimes a girl just wants to hear she’s pretty 🤷🏻‍♂️ #I’m sorry I have a perpetual grumpy face. I don’t know what to do about that 🤷🏻‍♂️ #god I’m bored. and lonely. and yearning. yeah… #I don’t want to get into that right now… ok I do but maybe let’s not do it in these tags #anyway I’m actually probably going to chop off most of my hair this weekend #I know I know. dudes cutting off long hair is a sin but also… it’s hot. my hair is heavy and gets gross easily #it’ll grow back soon enough but for now it needs to be razed #so what else what else… #this is my third night staying in the hospital while my mom is admitted #she’s doing better but I don’t really want to leave her here alone for too long #being stuck in bed feeling like shit all day gets lonely and tiresome so someone’s gotta hang with her #it’s not so bad on my part. I just sit in this chair all night on my phone and then eat breakfast in the cafeteria #easy peasy #I haven’t been home much in the past few days. just a few hours at time to nap and then head back #but it’s good. things are getting better #yup… #I guess that’s it… I don’t know what else to say #you can ignore this #take it sleazy #me #selfie #gross boy

[washingmachine-stuff]

#workaholics #jillian bell #take it sleazy #telamericorps #alice murphy

[fandomele]

this is really stupid but I couldn’t resist

motivational frogs - the orange one will soon have a ‘keep calm’ version and the other a ‘take it sleazy’ one!

in the source the redbubble collection with all of them (also will be added in my kalipinna_vibes shop at society6!)

#frogs #frog #motivational posters #take it sleazy #keep calm #frogs merch #frog lovers #cute frogs #funny shirts #funny stickers #frog sticker #my designs

[un1corntooths-world]

my beautiful gf and nature +the scary bread that appeared randomly

#take it sleazy #bread thoughts

[sarcasticscepticles]

Raphael is the funniest antagonist in the game to me, he's a powerful devil trying to steal your soul and speaks to you in rhymes that he probably practices in the mirror, he has his own incubus that says he's a bottom only and bad in bed, and then you can call him out. You can go and rob him blind and then kick his ass in his own house.

You can ask some guy he had you kill if he wants to help you kick his ass, and if you convince him he'll go 'yeah sure I bet you'll win' while Raphael is standing right there.

#bg3 raphael #bg3 spoilers #bg3 #He sings his own theme song #Actual cartoon villain #I've seen his new hair color and my new head-cannon for it is that he dyed it after finding a single grey hair #When Harleep takes Raphaels form he keeps the original brown color just to fuck with him #Wicked witch of the west energy except Dorothy is just some rando who fell from a tentacle ship and has a brain worm for ruby slippers #I saw a reddit post that described him as a sleazy cars sales man and the black hair really sells that image now #Only thing I wish in game is that you could spare him after beating him and make a deal with him in your favor #come full circle with Tav pulling a 'You still have the unconditional freedom to choose the only option you have left'

[turnipoddity]

i’ve been following you for a long time but i finally watched saw at a friend’s house a week ago and realized that i hate the thought of those 2 guys together and i feel terrible because you’re an amazing artist but when i think of them like kissing it makes me want to drown myself in the sink so i’m unfollowing you please forgive me

hey man, we all got our own interpretations and tastes. totally chill if you have different takes w me!!

#have a nice day and take it sleazy ✨🔥 #ALSO THANK YOU HAHA #asks #saw #chainshipping

[thecringefailintherye]

thoroughly british post incoming

ENOUGH of this fucking roland rat vs basil brush nonsense. theyre two bad bitches with equal slay, stop pitting them against eachother and let them kiss.

#seein shit on casualuk while trying to soothe my hyperfixation on 80s british puppets and stop pitting two kings against eachother!! #let them hold paws and be motor mouthed annoying pests (affectionate) together #fuckin George from Rainbow* (the ONLY motherfucker i trust btw) put it best— 'they both have their merits!!' THEY DO!!! #*the Favouritsm episode Zippy and George: Puppet Legends has zippy and george trying to decide between roland or basil as a puppet legend #they settle on roland because 'he put ten grand in zippy's bank account' AND THAT JOKE COULD LAND FOR THEM BOTH !! #i mean u got a sleazy rapping hollywood rat presumably fucking loaded and then youve got a posh ass fox whos canonically loaded #they can both spare ten grand #and before youse say roland has a girlfriend i actually dont care him glenis and kevin the gerbil were clearly a throuple (or rolands harem #(take ur pick) #i think they should kiss #(roland rat and basil brush that is) #puppets #british #uk #80s #kids tv #uk tv #childrens shows #cbbc #tv am #roland rat #basil brush #british puppets #80s tv #classic kids tv #80s kids tv

[floral-hex]

Another successful therapy session. A+. 100%. I’m probably the best patient there is and I’m pretty much cured forever 🤷🏻‍♂️

#thursday therapy looks #ummm he said ‘good session’ so yeah I think I did alright 😏 #now where’s my little treat? #you know my little treat for being such a good boy?? #im waiting… #ok anyway #I love you & I smooch you if you want no big deal if not it’s cool it was just like a friendly smooch nothing srs I’m not lonely or anythin #take it sleazy #you can ignore this #me #selfie #gross boy #uhhhh what else to tag… #just like… it’s just a picture of me I guess it’s just me sitting in my car hey how’s it going hi 👋 #kiss kiss kiss #ok bye forever I guess

[onsunnyside]

just started watching almost famous and immediately shipped to you inbox.

movie is good so far! but having a hard time focusing when all i can think about is 70s!ari and being his favorite groupie, OR his little pornstar while he’s my producer, AND SO MANY OTHER TROPES I LOVE THE 70S ERA

i've never seen almost famous but I searched it up and it looks interesting !!

WAIT LET ME KITH YOUR MIND BC: 70s rockstar!ari showing up to the hottest events with his favourite groupie on his arm, dressed to the nines and you’re proudly wearing a chain with his initial on it. hollywood's sleaziest rockstar is in an unofficial official relationship with you, the girl who went from a nobody following around his band to his muse, an it girl !! to quote curtis in karma: you're his fucking pornstar.

#pls take this kith 😚 #your mind is so... sexy #mhmhmh #i think YES #groupie reader #NEW AU DROPPED AND I AM HOOKED #it's also bc i was writing for sleazy rockstar ari x popstar!reader yesterday #sleazy rockstar ari is lingering

[foursaints]

i am so curious to hear ur thoughts on canon bcj apologist sirius black bc that one segment from chapter 27 of GOF where sirius says barty may have been innocent and just repeatedly shits on his dad is living in my brain

it’s so compelling how pureblood children always seem to place familial traumas/violence/betrayal above any other atrocity…. it’s one of the reasons sirius will always be an archetypal Black (to me).

like it’s a dynasty so concerned with blood & power & inheritance and even though sirius actively subverts this he’s still steeped in it. how living your life in opposition to something is still living according to it. james or remus would have been plain Disgusted but sirius will look at a murderer & torturer and the first thing out of his mouth is condemnations of the Father…. it says wayy more about him than barty in my opinion

#a #sirius black i love YOU #so funny in contrast to modern au though that man is manifesting barty’s imminent death every single day. for the crimes of *checks notes* #taking reggie’s virginity in a sleazy manner and making the house smell like his gross fuckboy versace cologne #this is worse than the torture and he’s right

[zappedbyzabka]

#He can pull of a receding hair line. I never want him to even worry about wearing a toupe when the day comes that his hair is falling. #hopefully his (beautiful) wife kisses his bald spot tenderly #I had to gulp like 100 times watching this because he’s so hot when he’s the fucking worst #ralph macchio #All that talking about whores and dicks smokers and porn... Maybe he’s really Frank but older #So he likes pretty blonde sailors and cowgirls? Well I got Kimmy and Randy over here waiting for a sleazy cop to take them to a hotel

[merakiui]

with this upcoming jade fic, i just realized i have written fwb fics for all of octavinelle now.....

#meraki mumbles #this was bound to happen ^^;;; #when octavinelle is essentially founded on the concept of (unfair/sleazy) trades and deals and give and take #it was inevitable i would soon write fwb/situationships for the trio #i was not expecting jade's fwb fic to become so long though ;;; #jade is so in love with you aaaa <3 he looks at you like how he looks at his mushrooms in his lab coat groovy #so much silent secret affection... orz