#taken ages

[skillbattle]

ok im gonna be deadass right now i think people need to reflect on how they treat black and brown characters in media especially when they find them attractive. like there’s nothing wrong with finding them attractive, but it’s just the copious amounts of fetishized art and fics that are made of them so frequently that it’s literally just a straight up racism problem

#y’all need Miguel o’hara taken away from you and I am so serious #i saw people doing it with hobie too and it’s even more iffy bc he has an unconfirmed age in the movie… #y’all are possibly treating MINORS like that … 🫤 #txt

[sunnydayaoe]

Wahh. thinking about geno and sans, and. error and sans' relationship. specifically the classic ajesent sans in geno's timeline.

#undertale au #utmv #error #error sans #classic sans #geno #geno sans #iiii don't remember how to tag these guys pff- #[underverse dragged me back kciking and screaming #and than two of my best friends decided to have a 3 hour chat about it #with me and now I'm ill about utmv again >:((] #it's a little fucked up though. don't you think #I imagine geno is kinda like. brothers with the other half. they're like twins #they just. got split off a bit later than most #and error. that's. that's the other half that's the rest of your soul that the guy you spent ages practicing speaches and monologes to talk #to. that's. that's him [you can't remember though. can you] #sans classic ajesent whatever that's in aftertale needs a cute name. is after taken? after is Cute. after genocide. two of three brothers. #jbird's art

[rboooks]

The Adoptive Son. Part 2

Dick tries his best to keep his smile as Danny Crowne fumbles with his laptop, attempting to show Dick all the fantastic features he programmed onto it.

Don't be wrong; he enjoys new software, and the stuff Crowne made was awe-inspiring. He just wished it wasn't being used for one of his most disgusting crimes.

Babs, who was recently super into coding, had been all but foaming at the mouth when she got access to the new writing application Crowne Industries put out.

Yes, she got access a bit earlier than most since she hacked into the system attempting to find evidence of criminal activity, but she had tested it out and wanted it for herself.

"This writing program has an automatic save option after a certain amount of time goes by." Crowne blushes a little, looking bashful when Dick sends him a winning smile. "I-ugh, I forget how often computers crash, taking with them hours of work, so hopefully, this will help tired college students. It even has a way to retrieve lost files, just in case something does get deleted."

"Wow, you made all this by yourself? That's so impressive." Dick purrs, allowing his hand to land on Crowne's knee. The other man jumps slightly, looking down at the hand like he's never seen one before. At least this mission was easy.

Crowne's had plenty of people flirt with him over the years of his adoption. Dick had watched him at galas, sidestepping any courtship attempts like a well-practiced waltz. He charmed so many would-be suitors simply by his prince-like mannerism, silver tongue, dripping good looks, and of course, very large wallet.

He had thought it meant that Crowne was experienced in this sort of thing. Imagine his surprise at the beginning of the mission; Crowne fumbled through his flirtations and seemed so awkward it was almost endearing.

Danny Crowne didn't make much sense to Dick in this way.

He quickly became one of Gotham's most eligible bachelors and one of the first openly bisexual ones. Despite his adoptive parents less than ideal views on the gay community, Crowne never hid that part of himself. Once he had taken over the company, he had even gotten charities set up to support the gay youths of Gothams. He practically funded the Pride Celebrations, even more than Bruce, which showed how he became the new head of Crowne Industries

In four short years, he had snatched the company from the jaws of bankruptcy and dragged it to the top again. Everything they made was so revolutionary, even Bruce had been tempted to ask Crowne to join him for the first two years.

Back then, Dick had thought Crowne was weird.

All the guy did was talk about tech, and when he wasn't, he was staring into space or attempting to get into different equipment so he could take it apart and figure it out.

Crowne had been invited to his birthday party a few months after his adoption. Dick had seen him arrive, but he vanished from the room not long after- at the time, he didn't blame the other. The rest of their classmates were snobbish and a pain to be around- he later found Crowne pulling out one of his light sockets to check the wiring in Bruce's house.

It may have been the cheap light he was using, but Dick swore he had seen the guy's eyes glowing while he muttered to himself in an unknown language.

The Crownes had been mortified, forcing Crowne to apologize profoundly for ripping Bruce's things. Bruce had to play his part of Brucie, so he had laughed it off, asking the boy why he had done it in the first place.

" I meant no offense. I apologize for allowing my curiosity to cross a line. I was only interested in how advanced your home is. I figured the Wayne's would indicate where the world's leading systems would be." Fourteen-year-old Danny Crowne had told Bruce with a sweet smile that was far too wide and eyes that were far too bright.

It creeped fourteen-year-old Dick out so much he actively avoided the adoptive son of the Crowne for the last four years.

Now he wishes he had paid a little more attention. Maybe then he would have caught on to Crowne selling street kids on the black market.

"It's nothing, really." Crowne laughs nervously, flushing read as Dick gently rubs his knee. He smirks inwardly as the other man fumbles. "I couldn't have done it without Tim so-"

"Tim?" That's a new name. Dick quickly pressed the recording device that Bruce had installed into his bracelet. He hated that he was working with his ex-mentor again, but this was too big of an issue to allow his hurt feelings to get in the way. There were so many kids at stake.

"Tim Drake. His parents are out of the country a lot, so I started babysitting him when he was eight. He's thirteen now, but I got temporary guardianship of him when I turned eighteen. He's my pride and joy. " Crowne clarifies with a growing smile. Dick wanted to punch his teeth in for acting so loving, so caring, so fucking kind when it came to children.

He swallows the urge with incredible difficulty. "He sounds great."

He did know Timothy Drake, actually. The boy was his neighbor for years but didn't stand out much. He always looked like a little doll at the galas, vanishing from sight once his parents' backs were turned.

Dick often thought the boy was out of the country with his parents, primarily when they enrolled him in homeschool when he turned eight.

To think the Drakes were working on making a good relationship with Crowne since he first showed up, and no one within the Bats noticed. It was a little troubling.

Were the Drakes involved with the trafficking ring? Were the world trips just a means to smother out poor victims? Were they using their son, or was Tim Drake part of the scheme?

More questions and not enough answers.

"Y-you could meet him if you want," Crowne coughs, playing with a specialized keyboard- it was so flat. Dick had never seen a slimmer design- his face was a lovely red hue. "I have him for this month, so he's back at my apartment with his babysitter."

Perfect an opening.

"Mr. Crowne, are you inviting me back to yours?" Dick asks, allowing his voice to turn husky with sinful promise.

Crowne face turns even redder. "I didn't mean to assume, but...ugh, are you hitting on me?"

Dick almost laughs.

"I am." He says even as he thinks If only you weren't a scum bag. You are not ever going to get this lucky, you disgusting pig.

"Thank the Ancients. I was worried I may have interpreted your intentions. I would be honored if you accompanied me home-but, not for sex! I mean, I wouldn't be opposed to sex at a later date-just dinner? I can cook." Crowne closes his eyes as if pained, and Dick wishes he was the person he was pretending to be.

Oh well.

They all have their own masks.

Dick just happens to be someone who was bestowed with a criminal. He slips it on as quickly as his NightWing one, throwing an arm over Crowne and placing a tracker on his neck. The bastard didn't even notice. Good.

"I would love that Crowne."

"Danny." The man says with a warm relieved smile. "You can call me Danny."

"Then you can call me Dick"

Dick will have this man rotting away in a jail cell soon. He swears it.

(Part 1) (part 3)

#dc x dp crossover #The adoptive son #Part 2 #Danny Saw the way Tim was being treated and went You Mine Now #Dick thinks Danny is evil at this point #Danny may not want to leave anymore #Flirting #misunderstandings #Anyone confused this was just after Jason was taken in #Dick and Danny are 18 #Jason is 15 #Tim is 13 #Sorry if the ages are off the comics

[elizaisdunn]

weezers your minecraft YouTubers (based off this edit from twitter)

#hermitcraft #eliza draws #geminitay #impulsesv #skizzleman #tangotek #irl hermits #from that picture taken at twitch con #gem my darling angel she's so pretty and lovely to draw #middle aged men ... please shave I hate drawing facial hair #<3

[autumnalmess]

To anyone struggling with their mental health this holiday season: read Les miserables by Victor Hugo

it won't help, but at least then you'll know about the sewers

#SPOILERS IN THE TAGS #it will make it worse x #you'll wake up thinking about mother fuckers called Courfeyrac and Grantaire and other weird shit like that #his smile was not ended when the report sounded #he did not finish a second bullet from the same marksman stopped him short this time he fell face downward on the pavement and moved no more #this grand little soul had taken its flight #it strikes me that I know that girl #he might be your brother. he is #these verses murmured in a low tone in the dusk by Jehan Prouvaire who as we have said was a gentle poet #rivulets of blood flowed beneath him. his aged head - pale and sad - seemed to be gazing at the sky #they recognised the voice of Prouvaire. a flash passed a report rang out. silence fell again. “they have killed him” exclaimed combeferre #les miserables #les mis #victor hugo #les misposting #grantaire #enjolras #courfeyrac #enjoltaire #sobbing

[galahues]

all about xander~! second of my six werewolves

#my art #art #werewolf #my oc #its taken me ages to put out the second sheet #imma need to speed it up if i want these wolves out of me

[toxicmetalexpo]

DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT A GOOD TIME LOOKS LIKE?

Angel and Sadie go to an underground rave and get more than they bargained for after being fed a mysterious drug by their hostess...

CONTENT WARNINGS

-Violence

-Sexual situations

-Drug Use

PROCEED WITH CAUTION

Buy digital version here

#comic #horror #catgirl #ive had this done for ages just didnt feel like posting it tbh #full comic will not make it online its def gonna get taken down LMAO #very graphic

[backpackingspace]

listen listen I think Tim and Sasha should be in their 40s. And then you just have this obviously 20 something year old who's now THEIR BOSS claiming is 38 as if they can't spot a fresh out of college baby a mile away

#the magnus archives #timothy stoker #Sasha #jonathan sims #There's two peices of evidence for this first #Sasha “I've been in academy for ten years” #So she's at least in her 30s minimum #And “Sasha used the candles to spell out my real age” #Also you cannot convince me jon is any older than 28 and even then I'm like sounds fake man's is 25 #I will die on this hill #Martin “I'm only 29” Jon who's maybe 26 thank fuc #Plus the fact that most archivists in real life have a PhD so like if Sasha was qualified it would have taken AWHILE #also I just find this whole concept hilarious #Headcanons

[ancientannoyance]

she was the bestest of worst girls, she was the worstest of best girls

#ianthe tridentarius #i had to do it to her #this drawing is actually taken from a panel of a comic i've been working on for ages but #it'll probably never be finished so i'm using it for this meme instead #the locked tomb #gideon the ninth #harrow the ninth #htn spoilers #tlt spoilers #i always forget to switch her eyes to brown and i oop

[digitalmyyth]

Hits them with my human beam

#taken me 100 years but I think. I’m finally happy with these designs #hardest was yellow even tho he’s already the most human like #I just wanted him to look ambiguous age wise #idk how well that worked out #sorry for being a coward and making duck cover Them up #gave him gay little sock garters to make up for it #dhmis #yellow guy #red guy #duck #humanisation #my art

[portraitoflestatonfire]

"And I'll say it for a third time and no more…he had a way about him. And I was still very much under his power. We would drain the tenor for hours that night. Lestat completely enthralled. Myself, pretending to be. Afraid to disappoint."

#been meaning to gif this moment for ages. it's one of my favorite scenes #i've taken to calling it the 'dual latching' in my computer 😐 #vampterview #rewind the tape #1.02 #louis de pointe du lac #lestat de lioncourt #loustat #interview with the vampire #jacob anderson #sam reid #hnnetwork #pocfiction #filmtvdaily #horrorsource #iwtvedit #max.gif

[oh-lordy-lord-save-me]

taking a stroll

#my art #in my au katsuichi took him in as a student at a much younger age compared to the comic #so hes kinda taken up a fatherly role in his life but still leans into that teacher role yknow

[coffeeastronaut]

Everything Everywhere All At Once (2022) Dir. Daniels | Witches Abroad, GNU Sir Terry Pratchett | Severance, 1x01 - Good News About Hell / 1x09 - The We We Are | Good Omens, GNU Sir Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman | We Are Lady Parts, 1x06 - Sparta

Self-determinism baby!!

#ive had this sitting in my drafts for ages waiting for more stuff to add to it but tbh i think its good as is. i might as well post it now s #since i posted mt other ones. just to get this shit out of my drafts lmfao. although maybe i shouldve taken the time to scrub through #the tiffany aching books bc shes a delight for this sort o thing. but im lazy and there already a good deal of terry in here lol #mine #mi #web weaving #eeaao #discworld #walp #severance #good omens

[midnight-els]

all a fictional man has to do is be a massive simp for his wife to make me sooooo stupid

#this post is ofc about #the gilded age #he is an ACTUAL ROBBER BARON and people are about to die with his sending in armed strike breakers #but he spent a bunch of his awfully aquired wealth to help Bertha save a project he doesn't care nearly so much about #soooo I am regrettably putty in his hands despite the terrible business practices #gilded age spoilers #tbf this is the dynamic that makes me nuts about most m/f ships they've just really taken it to it's extreme here

[plifpliff]

Veil

my fave parts: scales! faces! (boi did I make a lot of progress on this part) that one part of the sword !

#dragon age #da art #da inquisition #dragon age spoilers #dragon age inquisition #dragon age inquistor #drawing #my art #this piece has taken me so long #all worth it for the DA fandom ;) #tbh I must have started the sketch over 3 times and the painting like a bazillion times #I have the timelapse #CSP did not like having the timelapse #oop forgot some tags #solas #inquisitor lavellan #lavellan oc #illustration #cw body horror

[to3b3ans]

⋆｡°✩ wanna b picked up and held after a long day, n put into bed and tucked in under a big warm blanket .. want someone to give me m paci and tuck my stuffed animal in next to me, to rub my cheek n tell me i’m a cute, tiny baby .. lay with me n hold me til i fall asleep, make me feel safe .. ⁺˚⋆｡°✩

#mine #feelin soft.. wanna b taken care of so bad.. #age regression #agere #sfw agere #age dreaming #text