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shut-up-danny-kun · 4 months

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no fandom like the k/s fandom. Just read a fic that's older than me, and not gonna lie, it was pretty good

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imeverywoman420 · 7 months

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major criticism of onlyfans and instagram influencers i made while peeing and waiting for the calamine lotion to dry so i can move around

the type of softcore porn everywhere thats like. Girl with the face of sims 3 toddler in a sports bra and leggings. “You guys sweating during a workout is totally natural” closeup of her sweaty ass crack in yoga pants for that sweet onlyfans promo.

like. I wish they would just get french tips and do the full glam porn star makeup and be UP FRONT like “hey handsome heres my onlyfans im selling PORN on my ONLYFANS ;)” instead of “hii im selling fitness content heres my booking info watch me do tiktok dance” and looked like adult women that would be way better. Its like all these girls pretending theyre not escorts when they are wnd we all know it lol. “Fitness influencer” with cities and a plane emoji in bio= literal escort. Why cant they just be strippers or Playboy bunnies (the equivalent lol) why do they have to look like children and pretend theyre not selling sex

its the way they look like weird edited children with bbls and its just NotPorn. Like its obviously porn but its a dead eyed girl in a crop top and leggings standing in a gym holding a weight so its not Really Porn. Like. Wheres the silk and lace and feathers. Its always broad daylight too in those posts. Thats another sickening thing. theres no line of demarcation for what is erotic and the normal day to day…

they take up so much space on social media with their plausible deniability that its not reallyyyy porn its workout routines and tiktok dances. Girl shut the hell up and i want your simps to die. I dont even care about the morality aspect at this point its literally just so annoying that its everywhere. I miss when everything had its place and at least back 10-15 years ago they looked like women and not children lol its so creepy and bizarre on so many levels…

#Takes

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sapphickittykatherine · 10 months

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mergwenthur is indeed absolute ot3, ship of all time, but i need you to swear on arwen + platonic merthur and platonic mergwen. the sheer flavour of arwen in married bliss, having only romantic eyes for each other, but their best friend and closest advisor merlin being as important to them as they are to each other. no romance or sex required, they love him so much and would do absolutely anything for him, and the feeling is mutual. no one else is allowed to infringe on their privacy as a married couple, yet merlin is. he attends to them both in their chambers at times when they wish to be left alone, he comes with them on their picnics, he eats dinner with them in private. people think that there must be something going on, but there isn't. arthur is still a little shit to merlin, and merlin still sasses him out without remorse, because that's the kind of friendship they have, but they love each other fiercely. gwen is the gentle buffer who keeps them from going too far and reminds them that they love each other when they argue or disagree, and they absolutely adore her. arthur is a possessive little shit who has been known to freak if someone so much as looks at gwen wrong, and yet these rules don't apply to merlin. he'd happily leave his wife and his best friend completely alone in his chambers, and feels no jealousy when they express their affection for each other, only the urge to join in because he loves them both so much. just. ugh. it's so good, i'm gonna implode.

#mergwenthur #arwen #merlin and gwen #merlin and arthur #takes #bbc merlin #mine

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syntheticcharmva · 9 months

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You did amazing for the Voices of Barnaby and Howdy!! Was it easy to master? or did it take many practices?

OH! it was loads of fun! but I was already pretty used to those type of voices, I love old musicals, so the transatlantic accent and new-york style accent were pretty innate.

(Helps i'm from new york.)

Super easy... definitely no problems... not a single audio gave me problems.... yeah.

#IT WAS HOWDY'S FAMILY AUDIO #OH GOD THAT SCRIPT #IT'S SO GOOD BUT AAAAAAAA!!!#20...#20 #FREAKING #TAKES #welcome home howdy #barnaby b beagle #howdy pillar #welcome home puppet show #welcome home arg #welcome home barnaby #welcome home

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skenisasleb · 2 months

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I found this unfinished lineart of Scott Pilgrim I remember abandoning cause I thought it was bad?? BUT ITS NOT??? Why did I stop drawing this it looks so good 😭😭

(not gonna finish it tho since I dont like touching my old art lmfao)

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mychemicalraymance · 2 years

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Hot take i wish my chemical romance was polish so fucking bad

you wot

#why?#takes

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cin-cant-donate-blood · 3 months

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I think there is something really tragic about those posts that are like "man can you imagine future archaeologists reading our posts" because I don't actually believe even a fraction of all the things we say will survive for very long.

We supposedly live in an information age where everything is recorded, and people say that once something is on the internet, it is there for ever, but this is clearly not true.

Most of the internet is managed by corporations, and when a certain website dies, there is absolutely no incentive to spend all the money necessary to preserve ecerything that was ever posted. Maybe Archive.org will have saved a lot, but it can't save everything.

Even right now internet history going back as recently as the 90s is really spotty. A lot of forums and sites are simply lost to time.

And maybe one day Archive.org will run out of money too, and everything they preserved will be lost, not in a dramatic bang like the fire in the Library of Alexandria, but with a whimper, like the many thousands of times more documents that have been lost simply because no one copied them in the few decades they had before the mold or worms or whatever else got to them.

Think of Sappho and Catullus, two of the most celebrated poets of ancient Greece and Rome respectively. Both were prolific, and both were titans, widely celebrated for their extraordinary work, long after their deaths.

Both had a single century or two where people got tired of them, and almost every single thing they ever wrote was irrecoverably lost, because books do not last forever, especially not the ones written on papyrus, which was the dominant medium at the time and has a quoted life span of about 70 years unless stored in nearly perfect conditions (desert conditions, which is why we associate papyrus with Egypt).

All we have now are a handfull of fragments of their work. They are, once again, and perhaps forever, celebrated as geniuses, but we can't ever undo that single, brief moment where the majority of their work was lost forever, not out of malice, but out of indifference.

Everything not actively, painstakingly, expensively maintained will be lost, inevitably and irretrievably. Stone carvings last longer, but they're horribly space inefficient. The invention of parchment, which can survive centuries, greatly improved things, but that too is extremely expensive compared to paper or papyrus. Modern digital storage is the same; we just made the copying process easier.

One day, tumblr will die. It is as inevitable as your death or mine. Or the death of the sun. In fact, tumblr will probably die within our lifetimes. When it dies, some things will be saved, but many will not. Some will miss it, but most will forget. Out of millions of posts, perhaps a few hundred thousand survive as jpeg screenshots on reddit, instagram, or whatever sites survive tumblr. Then, as those die, perhaps ten thousand screenshots of screenshots carry on to new social media sites, as of yet not made. And then a thousand of those survive as those sites die.

And maybe those will be the thousand best, and maybe some expert will even be able to tell you that they're screenshots of tumblr, and in a few words what tumblr was, but what even is the thousand best? Every copying act is a choice by someone who thought it was worth copying. Tastes change, and as they do, maybe one generarion's favorite is destroyed by the neglect of the next.

Tumblr isn't special. This is the future of all social media. Echos will persist, but so much will be lost.

So maybe, one day, an internet archaeologist will find your silly tumblr post about how crazy it would be if someone was reading what you said centuries from now. Unfortunately, there will be so much context missing. Maybe your post will be one of a mere hundred remaining, most of which make references to in-jokes and memes long forgotten: incomprehensible and empty. Like the statue in Ozymandias: nothing beside remains.

I'll end this with a poem from the lost poets I mentioned, and since this is tumblr, why not a gay one? Both Catullus and Sappho have their share of love poems dedicated to members of the same sex, but the partial poem known as Sappho 31 is probably the most well known. This is Edward Storer's translation:

He seems like a god to me the man who is near you,

Listening to your sweet voice and exquisite laughter

That makes my heart so wildly beat in my breast.

If I but see you for a moment, then all my words

Leave me, my tongue is broken and a sudden fire

Creeps through my blood. No longer can I see.

My ears are full of noise. In all my body I

Shudder and sweat. I am pale as the sun-scorched

Grass. In my fury I seem like a dead woman,

But I would dare...

... and that's it. The ending has never been found. Scholars think anywhere between a few lines and half the poem is missing.

#sorry for the bummer post lol. just had thoughts #mini essay #takes #history #poetry #archaeology #sappho #catullus #ancient greece #ancient rome #ancient history

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makeithappenandreal · 10 months

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Unpopular opinions 2:

Annabeth reminded Thalia of Jason, but Percy reminded her of herself. So yes, Annabeth is definetly Thalia's little sister and sibling, and she loves Annabeth a lot, but Percy also is, like a sibling she did not have but she would be very Happy to have, which was so much like her.

If Leo really had to be with a deity at the end, he would have a lot better relationship than Calypso with Echo.

Percy also liked Annabeth at the first book, at age 12, not just Annabeth. The first thing he thought was her beautiful princess hair. He had a picture of her on his cabinet. Come on guys, he was just oblivious to his love.

The Percy I know would punch Herkules the second he saw him because of what he knew about him in the third book.

I think Jason would be better with Reyna, but it would have been too much of a Percabeth story alike, that it would be a bit too clear that he was supposed to be a knockoff of Percy. Which he should not have been a Percy copy anyway. Why did Annabeth even think he could have been stronger than Percy for a second? That was also unfair to Jason's character, he should have been a strictly different character than Percy.

#percy jackson #annabeth chase #annabeth #percabeth #nico di Angelo #will solace #solangelo #thalia grace #leo valdez #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo #Percabeth quotes #takes #reyna ramirez arellano #thalia #nico di angelo

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wiirocku · 2 months

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John 1:29 (NIV) - The next day John saw Jesus coming toward him and said, “Look, the Lamb of God, who takes away the sin of the world!

#John 1:29 #next day #John #saw #Jesus #coming #toward him #look #Lamb of God #takes #away #sin #world

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changes · 2 years

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🌟 New: Introducing Takes…

We are today starting to test out Takes: your one-stop shop for discovering the latest videos and GIFs directly from your dashboard. And you can find it all in one place, right here on Tumblr.

On desktop, you will find the Takes carousel nestled in your feed after the first post. On mobile, it has its very own tab. From there, you can browse Takes by channels and dive into the full-screen experience of videos and GIFs. Binge to your heart’s desire! If you don’t see Takes yet, don’t worry. We are steadily rolling out the feature on desktop and iOS, with an Android release to follow shortly.

So, kick back, relax, and enjoy the gift of the moving images. It’s Tumblr—now in technicolor.

Any questions? Here’s some recent clarification. Drop us a line on @wip or Support, and keep an eye out for the full launch post via @staff.

#tumblr update #takes

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shut-up-danny-kun · 2 months

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Re: walrus vs. fairy. The question is not “which is less likely” it's “which would you be most SURPRISED by”. Surprise is a feeling! It does not nescessarily correspond to one's logic. Of course the walrus is more likely, because the likelyhood of a fairy is zero. I know that. But that's not how I feel. The subconscious part of my brain expects the fairy more because I know from stories that knocking on someone's door is a normal thing for a fairy to do, and that fairies can go anywhere they want. However, by my door is the last place I expect a walrus to be. It goes against everything I know about walruses. Later, after I've thought about it, I would question the fairy more, but the moment I open the door, I would be more shocked by the walrus.

#fairy or walrus #walrus or fairy #walrus vs. fairy #takes

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imeverywoman420 · 1 year

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there are so many hot girls that are weird as shit. Why cant men understand being weird and hot why is only 1 out of every 10000 males both Decent looking and quirky. Like no offense but why are most men such background characters like the little dumpy looking guys in disney animated feature films. They look like they belong in a village.

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theatrekidsstuff · 8 months

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Unpopular clone high opinions

Topher is overrated

Harriet x JFK is kinda not that bad but JoanFK is still better

Abe is not a bad person he’s just a dumbass teen.

Season two sucks ass cheeks

The new clones are actually kinda okay

Van Gogh is SO SO SO overrated

Kahlopatra is better than Tophabe in many ways