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“Aw, yeah! It’s pizza party time!” Muramatsu cheered, slapping his palm against his desk rather loudly.
Hazama rolled her eyes and thwacked him lightly with her gothic paperback. “It’s pizza, not gold.”
“Speak for yourself,” Yoshida snarked, turning around to face them and rubbing his palms together. “I even skipped lunch because I’ve been looking forward to this all day.”
“Same!” Terasaka chimed in, doing the same hand motion. “We didn’t do all that extra help in the classroom earlier for nuthin’.”
Besides him, Karma didn’t even bother to hide his snicker. “You have no idea how stupid you look right now.”
“Shut it, Karma!”
“If I knew pizza was all it took to turn you into a feral, brain dead zombie, I would’ve brought you some way sooner. You know, so you can be a better minion.”
“That’s it,” Terasaka growled, raising his fist. “Shu-!”
“PIZZA’S HERE, EVERYONE!” An obnoxious yet familiar voice sang, breaking the room into a silent pause. Korosensei glided over to his desk and rested the boxes onto the surface, his bright yellow tentacles waving around nonsensically.
“Aw yea- wait,” Kimura scrunched his nose in confusion. “Where’s the rest of it?”
There were only two medium-sized boxes.
“O-oh, erm…” Korosensei chuckled, turning a shade of pink. “That’s all Sensei can afford right now…hehehe….”
The room erupted in chaos.
“ARE YOU SERIOUS?!”
“WE’RE ALMOST THIRTY PEOPLE!”
Korosensei burst into tears, immediately covering his face with his tentacles. “I’M TRYING MY BEST! YOU KNOW SENSEI LOVES YOU VERY MUCH!”
“Clearly not enough!” Terasaka snapped.
“NOOOOOOOO I DO!”
Muramatsu frowned, eyeing the size of the boxes. He turned to Karma. “Hey, math genius. Do you think that’ll feed all of us?”
“What do I look like, your calculator?”
“God, you’re such a dick.”
The classroom has devolved into utter chaos as Korosensei continued to cry and wave his tentacles everywhere, Kimura offered to run and pick up more boxes of pizza, Kataoka swiftly reminded him they were on top of a mountain, Ritsu sacrificed her slice since she’s virtual, then Sugaya told her she wouldn’t get one in the first place, and then Ritsu started crying.
Karasuma rubbed his temple, feeling a pounding migraine come on. “OKAY ENOUGH. I’ll cut the slices for everyone myself, and next time we have pizza, I’ll make sure that oaf doesn’t buy it.”
Hearts appeared in Kurahashi’s eyes. “Mr Karasuma, you hero!”
“Yes thank you, Mr Karasuma!” Korosensei cried, holding his tentacles in a heart shape.
Karasuma sighed and pulled out a normal knife from the inside sleeve of his jacket.
After about ten minutes, Muramatsu stared down disappointingly at the tiny sliver of a pizza slice on his plate. “I think my thumb is wider than this slice.”
“Mine definitely is,” Terasaka grumbled, picking his slice up. It was comical really, how much larger his hand was.
“Why did I skip lunch for this again?” Yoshida groaned.
“I could say why, but then I’d just be repeating myself again,” Hazama said before passing her plate to Yoshida.
He looked incredulous. “For me?”
“Yeah dumbass since you didn’t eat any lunch at all. Take it.”
Yoshida grinned. “Thanks, Hazama.”
“Don’t mention it.” She went back to her book, but not before showing a tiny smile herself.
Terasaka chewed thoughtfully and glanced at Karma’s uneaten slice. “Are you gonna eat yours or what?”
The delinquent was rummaging through his desk, his head bowed while he searched. “Yes.”
“Well, what are you doing?”
“None of your bu- oh, here it is.” He pulled out a small spice container from his desk.
Terasaka squinted, reading the label. “Chili flakes? Why the fuck do you have chili flakes in your desk?”
“I don’t live by your standards,” Karma replied casually, sprinkling a generous amount over his minuscule pizza slice.
“Whatever.” Terasaka rolled his eyes. “This class is weird as hell.”
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NAMES OF SIBLINGS: CLASS E
NOTE: doesn’t include Kurahashi and Mimura’s retconned (mentioned in one extra material, then not) brother(s).
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Click on "ref." to see what the name is, well, referencing! it's a lot of Wikipedia nods and research from me.
ISOGAI (磯貝) Yuuma (悠馬)
Mother: Yukie (幸栄 "happiness, prosperous")
Younger brother, 6: Yutaka (裕 “affluence”)
Sister, 6 (twins): Yuko (裕子, latter meaning “abundance”)
OKAJIMA (岡島) Taiga (大河)
Older brother, 16: Takumi (匠海 “sea, craftsman” as Taiga means “river”)
OKANO (岡野) Hinata (ひなた)
Older brother, 17: Sora (そら “blue sky”, as Hinata means "sunny place")
Younger brother, 10: Haruki (はるき “spring, radiance” to keep up the theme)
KATAOKA (片岡) Megu (メグ)
Father: Ken (健 “strength” versatility in both Japanese and English)
Mother: Valérie (ヴァレリ “valuable, strong”) Durack (デュラック ref.)
Older brother, 24ish: Jo (譲 “transfer” as Megu is also a JPN/ENG name)
KANZAKI (神崎) Yukiko (有希子)
Older brother, 19ish: Nobushige “Nobu” (陳重, “Father of japanese civil law” ref.)
(or Nobuyoshi 信義 “faith, justice” ref.)
KIMURA (木村) Masayoshi (正義)
Younger brother, 11: Brave (勇気) (canon name)
SUGAYA (菅谷) “Sosuke” (創介)
Father, 65: Isamu (勇 ref.)
Mother, 60: Setsuko (節子 ref.)
Sister, 30: Fuku (譜矩 “music sheet”, “carpenters square” ref.)
Chosen name: Aya (彩 “coloring”)
SUGINO (杉野) Tomohito (友人)
Younger brother, 10: Ichirou (朗 ref. who is mentioned by Tomohito in this)
TAKEBAYASHI (竹林) Kotarou (孝太郎)
Oldest brother, 25: Kohei (孝平, “filial piety”, like Kotarou, “flat”)
Older brother, 22: Koichi (耕, “cultivate” same “Ko” syllable as his brothers)
CHIBA (千葉) Ryuunosuke (龍之介) name credits from @fumiko-matsubara post!
Older sister, 18: Rena (れな “beautiful”)
Younger sister, 12: Kohaku (琥珀 “amber, jewelled”)
Youngest sister, 7: Yuko (優子 “tender, child”)
TERASAKA (寺坂) Ryouma (竜馬)
Younger sister, 5ish: Ryoko (竜子 “dragon” (like her brother) “child”)
NAKAMURA (中村) Rio (莉桜)
Older brother, 20: Ren (蓮 “lotus” as Rio means "jasmine" and "cherry blossom")
HARA (原) Sumire (寿美鈴)
Father: Suzuo (鈴雄 “bell” (same kanji as Sumire), “male”)
Mother, from Shimane: Emiko (恵美子 “blessing, beauty (same kanji as Sumire), child”)
Younger brother, 9ish: Toshiki (寿樹 “longevity” (same kanji as Sumire), “trees”)
(or Susumu (進 “advance”))
Youngest brother, 6ish: Kazuma (寿馬 “longevity” (same kanji as Sumire) “horse”)
FUWA (不破) Yuzuki (優月) (from @xx0social-anxiety0xx)
Older brother: Minato (湊, ref.)
MAEHARA (前原) Hiroto (陽斗) (names from @maeiso-trash post, i just picked the kanji)
Oldest sister, 19: Mizuki (美月 “moon, beautiful” as Hiroto means sun)
Older sister, 17: Kiyoko (喜洋子 “rejoice, ocean child” as her siblings mean sun/moon)
MIMURA (三村) Kouki (航輝)
Mother: Wakana/ (和可女 “harmony, capable, woman”)
or Tomoe (知永 “eternity, wisdom”)
MIYAKE (三宅 “three house”, from Okayama prefecture)
MURAMATSU (村松) Takuya (拓哉) ref.
Younger brother, 12: Sho (翔 ref., keeping the “JOHNNY oshi” theme)
YADA (矢田) Touka (桃花)
Younger brother, 9: Kentaro (健太朗 “healthy/strength, plump, cheerful”)
YOSHIDA (吉田) Taisei (大成) ref.
Mother: Sokhna (ソクナ “woman, wife”) N’Diaye (ンジャイ)
Father: Shigeo (重夫 “ ref.)
Older Sister, 20: Tomoko (とも子 “friend, child” ref.)
RITSU (律)
Older sister/prototype: Første Artillerimodell (F.A.Mo)
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This is just a random thought that popped into my head but what would each of the E class students be allergic to? Like some form of allergy and how bad would it be? Sorry if that sounds weird lol.
I don’t know why but Mimura gives me the vibes that he’s allergic to like 474737 things. Like you ask him if he has any allergies, and he starts counting with fingers LMAO.
“Yeah, uh… almonds, sesame, cat fur, feathers, celery, mustard, red meat, dried mangoes-”
“How are you still alive...?”
Hazama has a peanut allergy, and it’s so cute because one of the other squad members always carries an epi-pen just in case she forgets hers.
Okano and Kimura are both lactose intolerant but literally could not care less. They’ll still drink chocolate milk, eat ice cream, etc. Jokes on them because then they pay the price in the bathroom.
Reaper 2.0 is very allergic to shellfish, so when he realizes he has to camp out in Japan for like a year to get his revenge, he’s so mad. Like that leaves him very few options for food lmao.
Chiba is super cautious with what shampoos and hair products he uses bc he’s had random allergic reactions before and it was HELL. So he doesn’t ever wanna relive that.
And I don’t know if this counts as an allergy per say, but I could see Muramatsu being sensitive to bug bites. Like his gets super big, red itchy reactions, and that’s partly why he HATES bugs. Esp if they’re in his kitchen bc that’s supposed to be his safe space 🥺
Karasuma is allergic to chocolate. No, he really doesn’t care since he’s not big on sweet stuff. But every time someone finds out, they have the most dramatic pitying reactions and it drives him crazy.
“WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE ALLERGIC TO CHOCOLATE????? YOU’VE NEVER EXPERIENCED HAPPINESS HAVE YOU? IM SO SORRY FOR YOU BRO YOU ARE MISSING OUT!”
Irina does not find out about it until like a little while into their relationship. So one night she’s trying to be all sexy to surprise him after work, and she uses some melted chocolate….let’s just say it went horribly and they spent the night in the ER instead.
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