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batsplat · 9 days
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Chad reed on always the entourages creating the drama. I cannot believe that is what caused rosquez downfall but also given the level of Vale's celebrity and the way he carried himself, I can totally believe that it was the entourage (iPad stand I'm looking at you) that brought the end
(about reed's 2020 quotes in this) yeahhh I mean the downfall was caused by a whole bunch of factors, not just any one thing... like all great tragic narratives, it feels inevitable from a global perspective and yet thoroughly preventable in its specifics, with loads of points where you think, 'oh, if things had just gone a little bit differently'... there's this tension in how, in the end, maybe it would've always gone wrong, but a lot had to come together for it to go wrong in quite such a spectacular fashion
reed's definitely correctly identified one of the factors - the entourages, and valentino's entourage specifically. though fwiw, I did cut off the article before reed predicted the marc/fabio rivalry was headed a similar way (this was from 2020, obviously before the arm injury):
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for better or for worse, fabio has skipped the villain arc to head straight to the depressed frenchie arc
regardless of whether this rift would have happened or not, the idea that marc would have gotten a new appreciation for the situation valentino found himself in is at least an interesting one. though if anything, the rivalry with fabio would have more closely paralleled valentino's with the other aliens (new talent coming through, but with the previously dominant rider still a regular winner). now is the time marc's learning what it feels like to come back from a prolonged absence from being competitive at the highest level - and of course with a new superstar simultaneously making his debut
so yeah, anyway, tragedy, you can point to all sorts of strains and pressures and tension inherent to professional sport that were exacerbated by the personalities involved and the influence of the media and the passage of time etc etc. but never mind all that, let's get back to entourages! I know you mention everybody's favourite b-list shakespeare villain, but I'm going to basically mostly ignore him because it's well-trodden ground. yeah, it does help to have one guy who's whispering poison into your ear for a prolonged stretch of time before showing up at your motorhome doorstep with a bunch of telemetry and a dream. and yeah, there were people in valentino's entourage definitely encouraging this path to doom. but what I'm also interested in is the flip side - why nobody stopped him
I would like to submit into evidence this passage detailing the thoughts of vale's mechanic alex briggs. now briggs in this excerpt blames two groups for how things went down in 2015:
the yamaha side (specifically the press group) for not talking him down from the ledge before the presser
the crew chief and other assorted italians on the team for being too "yessy" and not standing up to him
let's briefly (for a given value of the word) focus on the first one. if you're a random yamaha pr person and you see the valentino rossi run to a press conference (given he was late) with a bunch of papers in his hands (well, he's not actually holding the papers in those gifs, but presumably somebody's got them), it's probably a tough ask to expect you to hold up the valentino rossi and ask him what exactly he's intending to do with those papers. also, is he really going to back off because you, random yamaha pr person, have asked him to please not accuse the competition of sabotage? added context is that some at yamaha were aware of what valentino thought about the race at phillip island (which we'll get to in a sec), but god knows if the pr people did. unless he confided in anyone on the yamaha side what the plan was, a lot of them would have been blindsided too - which does come back to the problem of how big a deal valentino is and how maybe you're a little more cautious about questioning what he's about to do with those papers than you would be with somebody else. it does feel like perhaps a bit too much to expect for them to have launched some last-minute intervention, or to even know what kind of intervention they could have gone for beyond low-level comedy hijinks to stop him from even getting to that room. why did nobody from yamaha place a banana skin in his path
but we do know that at least some in yamaha were aware of valentino's great big phillip island sabotage theory, because lin jarvis has very helpfully told us as much (from the post-sepang media scrum):
Q: Do you think it was a mistake for Valentino to [provoke?] Marc so much on Thursday with a very personal and hard attack? Jarvis: There are always many different ways of addressing different problems - Valentino chose to do it in that way. Perhaps that is what provoked Marc into being quite aggressive on the track. I really don't know, you need to ask Marc not me about that. Every action has a consequence. That's life. Q: And did you know before that Valentino was going to be so aggressive with Marc in the press conference? Did you know before? Did you discuss with Valentino about this decision or you didn't know until it happened? Jarvis: Personally, I was not aware of that. I was aware of Valentino's opinion of the race in Australia, but I was not aware... but I was not aware that he would - Q: Don't you think because Valentino at the end of the day is an employee of Yamaha he should discuss before with you about such an important decision, to attack a rider of another factory in such a heavy way [...]? Jarvis: You can't control every incident, everything that happens and you know, generally we have a very good [...] relation, connection with our riders, we talk to them before about things before, but anyway I think this is something Valentino felt strongly about and it was his decision and that's it.
note the use of the word "personally", which does leave the door open to others within yamaha (outside of valentino's inner circle) knowing what was going to happen. jarvis, unsurprisingly, comes down pretty firmly on the side of 'well what were we supposed to do'. given that jarvis admits he knew valentino's theory and is hardly a stranger to valentino's modus operandi - after all, he was already team boss at the time of another tense press conference in sepang eleven years prior that took place in the wake of valentino accusing a competitor of messing with him - you do have to wonder whether yamaha could not have tried a little harder to stop valentino. but again, accounting for the power of valentino's status and the power of his character, I'm personally unconvinced yamaha could've done much to convince valentino to change his mind
so then: the italians. a little bit of context - briggs started working with crew chief jerry burgess in 1994 and both of them were on mick doohan's team for all of his five 500cc titles. when doohan's injuries forced his retirement, valentino inherited his championship-winning team upon moving up to 500cc. jb was vale's very first crew chief in the premier class, and him as well as briggs have been working with vale since december 1999. understandably, this is a very tightly-knit group. it is one that made the jump to yamaha with valentino - here's just a quick excerpt (also from oxley's valentino rossi: all his races) about briggs' thoughts on that move:
When Valentino decided to defect to Yamaha, he was determined to have his crew go with him. Only one stayed at HRC. "We first got to know about the Yamaha deal in Portugal, I think [September 2003]," Briggs continues. "I wanted to stay with JB, because I hadn't finished learning what I wanted to learn. "I remember a clandestine meeting in the car park at Phillip Island, about salaries and how everything was going to work. It was really exciting. When I very first started working with Honda the whole group was very much a team. Towards the end we felt like it started to become a bit us and them: the engineers and management, then the mechanics and the riders. They'd sort of got too big for their boots - they'd designed this wonderful bike, so it was like it had nothing to do with us. That made it easier to leave.
and also about the move to yamaha, from the 2020 barker biography of valentino:
But with his trusted crew chief Jerry Burgess and most of his other team members from the Honda garage agreeing to defect with him, Rossi had the crew he needed, not only to win but also to enjoy his racing. It was a heartening display of loyalty and something of a risk for all involved. ‘When I announced to the mechanics that I was going with Valentino they said, “I’m coming too,”’ Burgess later explained. ‘Some of those guys were leaving very secure jobs and taking a big gamble.’
the group also survived the move to ducati (obviously a deeply frustrating two years not just for the guy riding the bike) and the move back to yamaha. but then, valencia 2013, valentino announced his decision to fire jb in a press conference organised for the pair of them. his 2013 season had been deeply frustrating - yes, he had gotten a podium in his first race beating both marc and dani, but after that generally speaking he couldn't come close to matching the other aliens when healthy. he was comfortably the fourth best rider that year, scrapping and clawing his way through midfield battles and having to rely on misfortunes befalling the three title contenders to achieve his podiums and his sole victory at assen. he was considering retiring at the end of the 2014 season once his current contract expired, but wanted to try everything he could to see whether he could be competitive again against the world's very best. and so, he made the decision to roll the dice and get himself a new crew chief, the italian silvano galbusera
now I have to say, personally I have a lot of time for this decision (even if it was maybe not... uh, enacted in the most graceful of manners, given how sudden it was). I come from a sports background where a certain ruthlessness in personnel decisions is encouraged and generally praised - if something isn't working, you should have the courage to make a change, even if it's deeply uncomfortable (including on an interpersonal level). also, while it was a sudden departure, it's not like burgess was that keen on sticking around much longer (again from the same oxley book):
Valentino ended his collaboration very suddenly at the end of 2013. Burgess was shocked but not too much, because he already knew that he was coming to the end of his own career. "When it ended for me I'd already been doing it 30-odd years and I'd told Valentino a few weeks earlier that I wasn't going to sign any more multi-year contracts. I was 60 by then, so I'd go year by year. I'd already signed a contract for 2014, but I would've thought if we hadn't had any more success by then that there wasn't much point in continuing. I felt we would win more races but I was more doubtful about championships. "I'd read enough sporting biographies to know that sportsmen change their coaches towards the end of their careers. It can give them a spike in results but it doesn't change the overall story. Looking back, Valentino's career went on longer than I expected. He enjoyed some success but no more championships and that's what you race for. Of course he was in the unique position of being able to get a factory bike until he retired. He was very special and deserved everything he got."
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which, look. again, personal bias, but to me it's reasonable to part ways with somebody who doesn't think any more titles are plausible, because at that point it's just somebody who has a very different view on your career than you do and may well not stick around for much longer anyway. also, at the end of the day, jb was wrong! valentino came extremely close to winning another title, and just because he didn't, doesn't change the fact he could have. if it had rained on the 8th of november 2015 in valencia, we might be having a very different conversation. (or if they hadn't changed the bloody qualifying format post-2012.) honestly, if the 2016 and to a lesser extent the 2017 season had gone just a little differently - a working bike in mugello here and an unbroken leg there - he could have been a genuine title threat in two more seasons. in any case, what it does show is that valentino even at the end of 2013 was still as determined as ever, was ready to engage in what was a huge gamble (given how almost all his success had come with the highly decorated jb) on the off chance he might find what it took to win again. this will not have been an easy decision for valentino. here's a write-up of the presser at valencia, that stresses how uncomfortable the occasion was, how surprising a decision it was to jb, but how publicly at least there was a lack of recriminations (which, to be fair, wouldn't be much fun to do in a shared presser):
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(you'll note that the phrasing in the presser about athletes attempting to extend their carrers by changing things up is echoed in what he says in that book interview where he adds that it doesn't change the overall story, again suggesting he didn't really believe valentino would be competitive. he also uses the same phrasing in ANOTHER interview that confirms as much, but I think you get the point.) valentino said at the time, "it was a very difficult decision for me because I have a great history with jeremy. he is not just my chief mechanic. he is like part of my family. my father in racing". this is somebody he'd been working with since age 21, somebody who is not only revered within the paddock for his work with several of the sport's greats but is also a man who valentino obviously has a close personal connection to. meeting for the first time when vale snuck into the honda pit to check out the bike he might ride next season, hitting it off immediately, countless rowdy dinners together, parties, jb and another older colleague sitting back when food fights started, watching valentino grow up, working with him throughout all his big manufacturer switches, all his successes and all his failures... as much as anything else, it's evidence of how strong vale's desire to win was, how determined he continued to be, to make this choice at this stage of his career. and jb was open to the idea (at least publicly) that it might end up being a smart call:
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the 'dirtiest' part of the whole affair is how it was actually carried out - it's not great form to tell your crew chief the day before you end up doing a press conference together to announce your choice. for whatever it's worth, this is how valentino justified the timeline:
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and lastly, which I think is the most key part, is valentino's belief. because at the end of the day, the only reason why he's doing any of this, and the only reason why what was to come was possible at all, is that he himself still thought that he could challenge for another title - as much as that belief had come under strain:
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now what this piece also goes on to say is that nobody believes this will work. nobody believes that firing jb will lead to better results. people expect that this is going to lead to his retirement, quite possibly at the end of 2014. it's worth just remembering sometimes how extraordinary valentino's return to the top of the game post-2013 really was, how it went against how we expect a rider's competitive lifecycle to work, went far beyond the longevity exhibited by any top rider before or since - all while going up against riders who are widely believed to be some of the best to ever do it. valentino beat jorge in both 2014 and 2016, and remains one of two people to outscore prime marc marquez over the course of a season. not to engage in too much rossi prop here, but sepang 2015 can't really be understood without all the frustration that led up to it, to this one golden chance, this miracle that everybody had believed to be impossible (sometimes even valentino). this wasn't supposed to be happening. it was happening. and then, so so close to the finish line, valentino could feel it slipping, slipping, slipping away
but of course, we still don't know whether changing crew chiefs is the key factor that made him competitive again. maybe he just needed a bit longer to get back into the swing of things post-ducati disaster. maybe the bikes just started to suit him better. hey, maybe it was that nifty exercise regime he'd engaged in a wee spot of espionage for so that he could pinch it off his teammate. what we can say, however, is that valentino's choice both tells us a lot about his mindset, as well as (to finally bring us back to the actual point of this post) representing a massive shift in his 'entourage'. this is what briggs is referring to in his quote - the italians. the new crew chief. the people who couldn't stand up to valentino. now obviously, as mentioned above briggs had worked with jb for the better part of twenty years and can hardly be considered a neutral party. here were briggs' feelings on the matter (yeah it's from the same oxley book again, I got it new for eighteen quid which is a very generous price, would recommend):
When JB was out at the end of 2013 it was like losing my mechanic dad. I remember being in the garage when we found out about it. Then they arranged a kind of farewell, a kind of hodgepodge farewell. It was terrible, I didn't like any of it. I was just hiding behind one of the bikes in the garage, crying, going, what's going on here? It didn't seem right to me. I think maybe Valentino thought he would get faster again sooner, but I think it took at least a year to get the taste of the Ducati out of his mouth. I think if he'd stayed with JB we would've won the championship in 2015.
which. look. we don't have time to unpack all that. but. the point is that obviously briggs wasn't exactly a massive fan of the change within valentino's team, and his comments about the 2015 season do have to be read with that in mind. as to whether vale really would have done better in 2015 with jb at his side, your guess is as good as mine. all that being said, a part of me wonders how much losing that grounding presence enabled valentino's late-2015 spiral. maybe not in terms of talking valentino out of the great big fluctuating lap times treachery theory - to state the obvious, valentino got himself involved in plenty of drama during jb's time as a crew chief. jb himself occasionally helped add fuel to the fire in those feuds, like his infamous comment about how he would be able to fix the ducati's issues in 80 seconds that casey still brings up every three business days (the comments were poorly phrased but also somewhat taken out of context, in that jb was talking about a specific set-up problem). he's generally been pretty happy to be forthright about valentino's rivals, for instance this about casey:
My feeling at the time was that Casey probably only had one game plan, and having watched Casey over the years, he doesn't have a plan B. If it doesn't go his way from the outset, it's probably one of the weaknesses that he had through the youth that he had, through the lack of experience that he had. That's not a criticism of him per se, he was still only 22 at the time.
(this is about laguna seca 2008 and how he helped valentino win that race, including in plotting out vale's rather ruthless tactics - which casey was of course not exactly a fan of.) or these. uh. harsh comments about dani from spring 2010:
Q: Is that atmosphere or track knowledge? Is it like the Spanish finding something extra at the racetracks in Spain? JB: Well, therein we show the weakness, don't we? If you can get up on that weekend, on the technical racetracks of Spain, why can't you get up on the technical racetracks like Australia, where the Italians do? Lorenzo is a guy who will and does. Stoner has been able to get up on tracks all over the world. Unfortunately, Dani Pedrosa's into his 6th year in MotoGP, and he's won 8 races, Jorge Lorenzo's two months into his 3rd and he's won 6. It's night and day between those two, is the way I see it. Dani's an extremely fast rider, but a shockingly poor racer. Q: Were you surprised at Jerez [2010] when Pedrosa fought back when Lorenzo passed him? JB: When did Dani fight back? With two laps to go, and he didn't even get close enough to try to come back. Dani has never been a fighter in races, he's a lovely kid, don't get me wrong, but you can see that Lorenzo, having Pedrosa in front of him, it was never going to be the way he was going to finish that race. He was going to finish on the ground or he was going to finish in front of Pedrosa. That's the sort of race that we want, we had that with Biaggi and Valentino, and from history with Schwantz and Rainey. All the good riders have always had somebody they have had to put the target on the back of. It was Doohan and Gardner, and Doohan won that battle hands down, and I think Jorge Lorenzo's going to win this battle [with Pedrosa] hands down.
kind of a dick! so his attitude to valentino being valentino has generally been a) well having enemies is good, actually, with an added slice of b) good luck to his enemies :) - see also this quote (from the barker biography) in the context of the gibernau rivalry:
And that made Rossi even more dangerous, as Jerry Burgess pointed out: ‘Valentino is the sort of rider I wouldn’t want to get angry. He can take you apart on the track.’
so yes, jb is also perfectly brutal in his own right, as you presumably have to be to work alongside valentino so closely for so long. he is, however, also somebody valentino has a massive amount of respect for, somebody who helped turn him into a legend and is responsible for a lot of vale's success - not least, of course, in the pivotal move to yamaha. he was replaced by a man of a far far lesser stature in the sport, one who presumably would have been grateful to valentino for the biggest job he was ever going to get. if briggs is right and there was a shift in valentino in 2015, surrounded as he was by italians (derogatory) who could not stand up to him, who allowed valentino to insist on war and peace on the pit boards, to focus more and more on things that had nothing to do with riding... it would be going a little too far to say that valentino was missing an adult in the room given he was, in fact, in his thirties and should have been capable of being that adult. and who knows what jb would have said or thought or done about the great big childhood hero deception theory. but sepang 2015 was the culmination of a lot of things, including a pressure cooker of a season that grew more and more tense and put more and more stress on everyone involved - perhaps for none more so than valentino. maybe, just maybe, if he'd had somebody around him with fifteen years of experience in handling him, who could have just occasionally told him to knock it off, to concentrate on the racing, to keep things simple (always jb's defining philosophy), to maybe not get so wrapped up in the great big spanish collusion theory...
or maybe it wouldn't have mattered! maybe we're getting cause and effect all wrong here; maybe valentino was deliberately fashioning his entourage into one that was only going to give him positive feedback. maybe he would have just stopped listening to jb, maybe the very decision to fire jb makes it clear he was no longer interested in what jb had to say. it's a tragedy, after all! maybe it was always going to go like this. maybe it was always going to end like this
speaking of entourages, marc's manager played a bit of a cameo role in fanning the flames just a little further (article from marca, 26/10/2015):
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alzamora obviously will be somebody valentino is familiar with, having raced him in 125cc and also having just coexisted in the paddock over the years. valentino could of course be lying, but idk, why would he? he's already made his case by this point, and what if alzamora were to contradict him? if it's true and this conversation did happen, you do have to say it's a spectacularly unhelpful intervention from alzamora. even if marc was mad at valentino, why the hell are you telling valentino this AFTER sepang 2015? what's the plan here buddy
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^ 1999 world champions: alzamora in 125cc, vale in 250cc and alex criville in 500cc. people think motogp lore is complicated but if you know like, five guys, you're set for about twenty years of drama
which does get to the heart of the matter - a lot of these people have big egos and their own agendas and they love to run their mouths. they like talking a big game and getting involved in things they really shouldn't be getting involved in. is reed right that these people in the riders' entourages 'created the drama'? well, no, I think the two men at the centre of this particular tragedy were plenty capable of doing that themselves. nevertheless, you can point to how professional sports (and motogp in particular) forces you to rely heavily on a small group of people to keep you sane at the centre of the storm, and the risks that can emerge when that small group collectively unmoors itself from reality. you can point to the perils of fame, both in making your reliance on your inner circle so unnegotiable as well as in providing you with the status and power and ego to ignore anyone who might wish to change your mind. you can point to specific figures in this story who managed to incite the conflict between the two of them, as well as how the pressure cooker competitive environment they were operating within helped set up the ultimate catastrophe. you can point to how valentino lacked anyone with the power to stop him - both in the direct sense of forcing him to reconsider and the indirect sense of commanding his respect enough to make him see sense. maybe, just like in 2004, valentino had simply been "looking for an excuse" and he was always headed down this path. or maybe if somebody had just held him back a little that year, kept him focused on his riding, maybe if the right person had intervened at the right time...
maybe, maybe, maybe. that's why it's a tragedy
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mafaldaknows · 6 months
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I just noticed something, and if nothing else it's a funny coincidence but, Tim➡️SNL➡️ Tiny horse ➡️Armie's last post 👀
Hello, Anon:
Armie’s first post after deleting everything from his IG and two days after Tim announced his appearance on SNL was such a wonderful surprise when it happened that some of us may not have connected those dots. I was focused on why he was on a Metro North train and wondering where he was going. He was watching The Swimmer (1968) starring Burt Lancaster, the plot of which is intriguing, especially in light of recent circumstances:
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The Swimmer, Frank Perry (1968)
Ned Merrill swam so Oliver could … run?
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Call Me By Your Name, Luca Guadagnino (2017)
I see your point, absolutely, Anon😏🐎🩳👀
There are some parallels in an ironic art-imitates-life (and vice versa) kind of way that I can’t help but see that Armie most likely identifies with Ned Merrill in more ways than just hanging out all day in swim shorts. It’s a little basket of Easter eggs on a Metro North train. The Universe winks. 💪✨🤘
Instagram: armiehammer | 11.01.23
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Saturday Night Live | Episode 8, Season 46 | 12.12.2020
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Thanks for your keen observation. ☺️🐎❣️
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w1tchybusiness · 24 days
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i could write a 100 page essay about what a fucking masterpiece warframe is. i will write many words in the tags. please readem if you want my 'tism.
#ive been playing on and off since 2019 but its only recently when i dumped destiny 2 (probably for good) and picked it up#to fill the grind-shaped hole in my heart#that i have uncovered just how FUCKING INCREDIBLE warframe is#everything about it makes me incredibly autistic#from its masterful utilization of an incredibly styled and individual soundtrack full of absolute bangers#to its seemingly unique understanding of how and why an MMO is special to and because of its players#and its truly special story- a uniquely human take on the “post-ruin scifi” tale#it knows exactly how and when to yank on your heart to make you weep like a baby#and it knows exactly when you're going to get angry and want vengeance#and it knows when to let you let loose and unleash hell#SPOILERS FOR THE NEW WAR AHEAD#IF YOU THINK YOU COULD PLAY THE GAME PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO#SPOILER WARNING#i think the narmer corruption of fortuna was genuinely one of the most gutpunchingly horrible moments ive ever experienced in a video game#i started playing when fortuna was already in the game but the story of fortuna and vox solaris was really what made warframe stand out 2 m#i would drop into the orb vallis as gauss and dash around doing bounties and fishing and mining because i really loved everything about#fortuna and wanted to spend as much time there as possible#for me vox solaris was my proudest achievement (in warframe.) to say “i helped that! i did that!” was an incredibly good feeling#the story really spoke to me on a deeper level#and vox solaris has always been my favorite faction as a result#so to do absolutely everything that i could#to lift together with my tenno brothers and sisters and yet STILL fail?#and to have it rubbed in my face by the corruption of the greatest shining pillar of hope in the warframe universe?#felt like i got kicked in the stomach#i felt sad and angry. but most of all i was DRIVEN.#which is GOOD. because RARELY does a video game present you the “you lost” scenario and have it feel not only satisfyingly painful#but MOTIVATING.#my only complaint with the new war is that i didnt get to hack ballas to pieces by myself#i had real flashbacks to running around helping people as gauss while approaching the final boss with erra#and to step onto the ballas arena as gauss prime. i nearly came from the narrative significance
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Storytime with "THE LIQUIDATOR"
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pigeonstab · 10 months
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So i have this AU-
It's called excavation-tale and it's pretty much what it sounds like, in it the royal scientists came up with an alternative solution to breaking the barrier, just digging themselves out!
since then the underground's changed A LOT it's a lot bigger for one with multiple new zones, and multiple excavation sites to try to reach the surface,
While a lot of that's good it also means the underground is a lot more prone to cave ins and dangerous seismic activity
This is what the classic layout of the underground is like:
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And this is excavation-tale's layout:
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So it's a mess basically (hotland most of all but i haven't gotten to making the layout for it yet, just imagine multiple levels, platforms, steam and geysers lol)
The royal guard has gone through changes as well! Taking human souls is not off the table, but since it's not a frequent occurence royal guards are more damage control now, they make sure people can get to earthquake shelters and they do the clean up!
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Because of this the uniform's also changed, most royal guards usually have a harness or an arm band others like papyrus (because he's in the royal guard here!) and greater dog/lesser dog keep the armor, for style
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There's also minor character changes, alphys for example is a geologist, most of the monster population works in the mines, it's not fully finished i still need to work on the map so nothing is set in stone yet
Papyrus drawing that didn't make the cut
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heavybreathingcatt · 1 year
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HBC’s BL3 re-write
CORE PLOT & CHANGES
The plot: VH's are hired by Lilith and Maya to find the other Sirens and save them from being consumed by Tyreen. The final Siren is in a Vault. 
There aren't multiple vaults, and there isn't a huge range of planets. 
The story focuses on a smaller cast. (sorry, Clay, and… others I've forgotten already)
The story is mainly on Pandora and one other world - Prometheus
There are more moons and space stations to explore to create environmental variation. 
THE VILLAINS
The Twins are much older and have some empathetic qualities to improve their characters. To me, they were just 'too mean'. Without them showing they cared for something, it made their characters fall short. e.g. Handsome Jack and his 'love' for Angel. After Troy died, I had expected Tyreen to absolutely lose it in grief… except there was nothing. 
Tyreen and Troy are first introduced as employees of Maliwan (it's a ruse for them). They work on the PR team, continuing the BL theme of evil corporations and how they use social media today. They'll eventually reveal their true intentions. @agentandromeda contributed this neat idea.
TYREEN
My Tyreen rewrite would include her wanting an heir. She cannot have children as she kills the child in the womb. So she is seeking a Siren apprentice as she refuses to let her powers go out into the wild to find a new host upon her death. Tyreen is seeking the power of all 6 sirens for herself. She doesn't give a shit about opening the Pandora vault (scrap that entire plotline). The final Siren is hidden in a Vault, which is the vault hunter's mission. To beat her to it to save the Siren. Lilith and Maya have hired the vault hunters as they want to protect their fellow Siren. 
TROY
Troy slowly begins to resent Tyreen as he wants to be her heir, yet Tyreen doesn't think he is worthy. This will lead to Troy betraying Tyreen, and this act will lead to his death. However, Tyreen is convinced the VH's corrupted him and contributed to his death. She is blind that her own actions led to it.  
ANGEL
As she was a constant presence in the first two games, I think it was a missed opportunity not to continue that. Tyreen learns that Angel must have passed her powers onto someone, and so Tyreen hunts the Angel AI to know where this new Siren is. Lilith orders the VH into Helios to retrieve the Angel AI before Tyreen. Lilith loses her powers to Tyreen during this mission.
The VH's also have to collect more fragments of Angel's lost memories and code to restore her. These will be in-game missions.
To gain the final piece of Angel's code, they need to break into one of Handsome Jack's deadlocked facilities on Pandora. Moxxi has a plan to hunt down the last known doppelganger, and her 'friend' Fiona is keen for a heist. Queue Handsome Jackpot DLC (but it's in the main campaign). Free Timothy, and he will let you into a new area on Pandora. Enter Jack's effed-up facility, find the final piece of Angel's code, and restore her! Yay.
She will act as a guide throughout the rest of the game, just as she did in Bl1 and 2. 
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Angel and Ava build a bond.  
Angel is never fully restored and doesn't have all her memories of her final moments. This can be something she learns on her journey. The AI doesn't think of herself as Angel. She knows the original Angel created this AI for her Dad to keep him company after she died. 
MALIWAN
Plays the role of corporate big bad, as Hyperion did in BL2. Maliwan mostly has the same storyline as bl3. Katagawa Jr. is still around and wants Rhys' bussiness. Katagawa Jr doesn't die early in the game and has a bigger role in slowing down the VH's work. Maliwan is also trying to reclaim old Hyperion assets on Pandora, so the VHs come across Maliwan when restoring Angel. 
ATLAS
Atlas is introduced when Lilith realises they must take their Siren search off Pandora. They plan to steal an Atlas spaceship (because converting Sanctuary into a spaceship in 5 years is dumb. Dumb dumb dumb). Lol, VH's are caught trying to steal the ship by….. SASHA! She is head of security at this one facility. She takes them to Rhys. Rhys will lend them the spaceship if they do missions with Sasha to reclaim old Hyperion bases for Atlas (they're overrun with bandits). Do this, get a ship. Yay.
Sasha stays on board the spaceship with the VH as a tech expert. She will give you missions throughout the game.
TIMOTHY
After he's rescued from the Handsome Jackpot, he hangs out on the Atlas spaceship and gives you missions. Like finding his old Digi-structuring watch and restoring some of his old looks. 
AVA
Tyreen sees the same potential in Ava as Maya did and tries to seduce her to the dark side, lol. Tyreen is convinced this has worked, but Ava plays double agent and uses the opportunity to get close to Tyreen to finish her off. She fails, and Maya is killed trying to save her. Tyreen gains Maya's powers, and Troy wants a share but doesn't get any. Maya's death happens towards the end of the story, allowing for far more time with Maya. VH's will receive missions from Ava to build a memorial for Maya. 
LILITH
Lilith goes into murder mode over Maya's death. VHs will do revenge missions for her. She is consumed with so much rage that Ava and Angel take over the Atlas Ship and missions for a bit. Lilith calms her anger once Troy dies. 
HELIOS
Is now a major plot point and a place to explore. It's huge. A future mission for the VHs is to sell old Hyperion tech to Rhy's/Atlas found on Helios. 
JAKOBS
Sorry, we ain't going to Jakobs planet. It doesn't serve the plot but can be visited in bl4 or a DLC. Rhys sends VHs to go check out his terraforming facility (as seen in tales) as someone is taking his prized jellies as trophies. Spoiler alert: it's Wainwright. He has a thing for trophy hunting and read an article by some dude called Sir Hammerlock that said Pandora had excellent trophy hunting. 
Queue introducing these future love birds. Seeing a romance start/blossom in a game is more important than having it established. By the end of the game, these two are an item. 
FIONA
She is introduced when it comes to getting Timothy out of the Jackpot. She wants those dollarydoos. She and Moxxi flirt a bit. After the heist, she hangs out with Sasha and will also give you missions. 
AURELIA
Aurelia is introduced when Wainwright wants to ask Hammerlock to marry him (end-game content). He wants the family together; this leads to a series of fun missions to reunite the siblings. It works… kinda. She doesn't die. lol. Maybe she turns the wedding into an ice palace and storms off when Hammerlock doesn't like the vibe. She's not a villain, just an annoying sibling, as she should be. 
5th SIREN (Angel's heir)
It's not Tannis lol.
It's… Colonel Tungsteena Zarpedon Daughter. 
Because Angel feels terrible about what happened to her mum and thinks the daughter — Brittania — will continue her fight. She has Angel's powers but doesn't understand where and how she got them. She is currently on Elpis (yes, we get to go back to space Australia), and she is trying to rebuild the damage Hyperion and Dahl did. Maya/Lilith sends the VHs there to make sure she is safe and to beat Tyreen to her. VHs do a few space-Australia missions for Brittania to win her trust.
Then Tyreen and Troy rock up. Boss fight time. Tyreen kills Brittania and takes her powers. Troy asks for the power, but Tyreen refuses (contributing to the building animosity between them).
6th SIREN (locked in a Vault)
New character. She's been locked in the Vault for a long time and has consumed far too much Eridium. She has some mutations and is quite ethereal in voice and character. She's confused and overpowered and initially fights the VH - boss fight. Once defeated, she calms down, but then the twins rock up. 6th Siren flees before a confrontation; she can escape with the help of Troy, who doesn't want to see another Siren drained (it's also a rather selfish act as he wants the powers that Tyreen isn't sharing, so it's a bit of a eff-you to his sister).
Tyreen is furious, and she leaves to hunt the 6th Siren. 
VH's and Troy have a boss fight, and he dies. 
FINAL BOSS FIGHT
Tyreen has cornered the 6th Siren. VH's rock up. Tyreen drains the powers from the 6th Siren and then begins the final boss fight.
VHs kill Tyreen, and all the powers she took are returned to their heirs. 
Maya > Ava
Brittania > unknown
Tyreen > Unknown
Lilith > back to Lilith
The 6th Siren comes back alive to the surprise of everyone. All the Eriduim she had drained over the decades kept her alive, so she re-awakens. She thanks the VHs and then leaves through a portal. 
End game.
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markcampbells · 3 months
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me: wow I really enjoy writing fics that are character studies
me, depressed at 8 AM: I really need to work on writing fluff
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I'ma tell y'all something, and y'all bet not FW me about it, but, WHY, I'm sittin here making some lists for Spooky Season or whatever and I tried to go find Tallulah from Bordello of Blood
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And I found her or whatever, and was gonna look for some content and whatnot, because in my memory, this was Denise Matthews, AKA Vanity, of Vanity 6 fame and so forth
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So I was like... tryna pull up some things and Mr. Google wasn't helping, no matter what.
Well, the problem was, he kept saying it was some other chick and my memory was like... surely, everyone is wrong but me lol. Because they was saying it was this lady:
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And I am not culturally competent enough to know what kinda name that is, but it had looked like a white lady name to me, therefore, I bunny hopped down the lil rabbit hole and...
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I found that lady.
And I was like, well... that certainly isn't Vanity Denise, so I was wrong, but I can maybe prolly still throw Tallulah on the thing. Lemme see where this woman is from and stuff.
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I... am going to keep her. Because even though she look mad ambiguous outside of that movie, I'm gonna just stick with the memory that there was a Black hoe vampire at the Cunningham Wake. Trinidadian don't necessarily mean Black, but I read her as Black and I'm reading her now as Blindian.
With her Vanity lookin ass.
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(This is Vanity. That lady stole her face and didn't even capitalize on it. I surely would have.)
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honeywafflez1art · 2 years
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Another brainworm of a man with questionable morals stuck in the main character's cybernetics, messing with their head? Hell yeah it is!
But if we're being honest, I'll take Johnny over H.Jack any day-
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tunderilona · 1 year
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i feel like so many parents treat their kids as if theyre stupid little humans that need to be sheltered from everything instead of like... human beings who happen to be young and small
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mafaldaknows · 7 months
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Instagram: johnp.shanley
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“… and what happened to my umbrella”
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lazarus---rising · 9 months
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lyrics to draw tim and bertie to
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multi-lefaiye · 1 year
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Chapters: 1/3 Fandom: Tales From the Gas Station - Jack Townsend Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Antonio | Carlos/Jack Townsend Characters: Antonio | Carlos (Tales From the Gas Station), Jack Townsend, Jeremy "Jerry" Pascal, Rosa Vasquez (Tales From the Gas Station), Amelia O'Brien (Tales From the Gas Station), Spencer Middleton, Original Characters Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Alternate Universe - Different First Meeting, Trans Jack Townsend, Trans Male Character, Pre-Relationship, Pining, Secret Identity, Canon-Typical Violence Series: Part 1 of Behind the Trigger AU Summary:
Antonio Vargas’s first day at the gas station went a little something like this.
He showed up right on time at 6:30 a.m. on Monday, clean and presentable. He did his shift dutifully, though he didn't make much in the way of conversation, and at the end of the day, he went home. All in all, it was a completely normal first day for a completely normal man.
Of course, nothing stays normal at the gas station for long.
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h-hey gamers,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, this is the thing i wrote, if any of y’all are interested
the rating is for later violence and not sexual content, but still tread lightly if you’re concerned about that!!! do what is best for you
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ask-de-writer · 1 year
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I would like to thank Delightfully
EAGER BINGE READER
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@furislupus​ for READING and LIKING
My whole MASTER STORY INDEX SECTION,
and read deeply into the MLP Fan Fiction
section
FORTRESS CANTERLOT!
BANANA PIE’S BANANA PIE!
De WRITER AND THE ORB OF THE AGES
From Darkness to Dawn
A DAY IN THE ANTIQUE TRADE
De Writer's Tale - a poem
DASHIE'S DAD - a poem
DID UNHINGED PONY JUST SAVE
EQUESTRIA?
Tam and Heather (Chapters 1 to 2 of 12)
and two written by @Wind-the-Mama-Cat
An Ancient Loop-hole
WHAT DREAMS MAY COME
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touchmycoat · 1 year
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why spn trended on 2.26: there was a con, dean actor says friendship with sam actor was contractual. typical destiel baiting. mr dean kin also said something about his wife calling cas actor her boyfriend and that he ALSO calls him his boyfriend. guess they are desperate for money :/
HAAAAAAHHHH HAHAHAH hah HAH
📰🔍😳
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Aarghaumont for Character Bingo?
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I really want him to be happy
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