Toby on the phone with Jim: Yeah... he's in the kitchen again
Draal, reading a recipe: "Beat three eggs." In what? Hand to hand combat?
Jim: GET. HIM. OUT.
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How they should have found out Strickler is a changeling
Toby : Don't worry, I got a plan.
Jim: Alright.
Toby: ChangelingSayWhat?
Strickler: What?
Jim:
Toby:
Strickler: No wait-
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Merlin: I don't play favorites. I have disdain for all Hisirdoux and non-Hisirdouxes equally.
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Merlin:"Hisirdoux, you had ONE JOB!To prevent the Arcane Order from getting the Genesis Seals, and to keep the world safe!" >:O
Douxie: "But that's two things!" D:>
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Y/N: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?
Douxie: Stop romanticizing the past.
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Libby: I mean, sure, I have my bad days, but then I remember what a cute smile I have.
*proceeds to make the widest smile looking straight at the viewers*
Libby just can’t stop smiling. Ok then.
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Jim: We're here today to mourn the passing of Hisirdoux Casperan. He died of lack of sleep, food, and sunlight. Rest in peace 😔🙏🏻
Douxie from his room: QUIT TELLING EVERYONE IM DEAD YOU JACKASS
Jim: Sometimes I can still hear his voice
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Barbara, driving Jim and Toby back from school: So how was your day?
Toby: We almost got surprise adopted!
Barbara: What?
Jim: We almost got kidnapped.
Barbara: Oh, okay.
Barbara: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!
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Someone: I can't help but notice that Douxie is still 19. Care to explain?
Toby: He spawned like that.
Jim: It's a family recipe.
Claire: He just has a really good skincare routine.
Eli: He is a vampire.
Mary: Editorial keeps retconning him.
Strickler: He "fell" into the Fountain of Youth.
Aja: This is his sixth life.
Krel: There's a bug in his code.
Darci: Every time he turns 20 he reverts like a jellyfish.
Steve: He said he doesn't feel like it and I don't blame him.
Zoe: He's 19 again?! Douxie, I told you to stop doing that!
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Libby (furious): What do you mean we have homework tonight? I have books to read.
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Day 1, Incorrect Quotes
Douxie: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Claire: Wasn’t Jim with you?
Jim: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
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Douxie in 3Below: Want to hear about my side quest?
Aja: Not really!
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