There’s a way of not giving a fuck what people think, but giving a fuck about people.
Taliesin Jaffe
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"You can't really have an atheist in D&D, because then you just have a moron."
Taliesin is so right...
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"did it choose me because i was broken or did it break me" I DONT KNOW TALIESIN BUT THIS QUOTE BROKE *ME* WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU I SOBBED FOR TWENTY MINUTES STRAIGHT AFTER HEARING THAT.
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i'm finally catching up on the last couple episodes of critical role that i missed, and i have just been floored by "you have no choice but to be somebody soon" like yeah. that's why i related to ashton so much from the start. they have always found comfort in being a nobody, but they want to really make a change. and in order to do that, they have to be somebody. fuck i missed this show
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Utkarsh/Bor’Dor: I’m going to grab both sides of the angel’s head because I’ve never felt one before.
[Everyone laughs.]
Taliesin/Ashton: Oh boy.
Liam: He was herding goats 48 hours ago and now he’s here.
Marisha: Touching an actual angel.
Taliesin/Ashton: Oh boy.
Utkarsh/Bor’Dor: And I’ll do...fifth level inflict wounds.
[Everyone cheers. Matt explains the roll he needs to make, which succeeds, and Utkarsh rolls for damage.]
Liam: Just this beautiful, savant goat herder.
Marisha: Just like “Wow, an angel!” [Makes a crunching sound.]
[Emily, Utkarsh, and Marisha count up the dice totals.]
Matt: 36 points of necrotic damage. How do you want to do this?
[Everyone cheers.]
Taliesin: Oh my god! What?
Emily: Herd ‘em to hell, Bor’Dor.
Matt [chuckling]: Two in one battle. The angel on the ground, you can see its like glowing light, it’s almost blinding in the proximity. As its wings are flailing about and the demon is kinda like clutching it and holding it to the ground. As you step up to it and it looks up at you, its eyes these kinda like bright white stars. It has this look of pity as it looks upon you.
Utkarsh/Bor’Dor: I hold its head and I kiss its forehead and I say, “Enough.”
Matt: As the energy leaves your hands, you watch as the light begins to diminish, blackness beginning to seep into the sides of its head. Its bright white eyes go jet black as it screams silently, staring at Bor’Dor until eventually its skin goes to a pale grey and begins to crack and crumble into ash and dust, leaving the armor [makes the sound of metal hitting stone] on the ground before it begins to immediately rust, the rest of its body just burning away into ash. The wings [makes whooshing noise] dissipating into the space.
Utkarsh/Bor’Dor: I did not expect that to happen.
-Episode 61 “Crisis of Faith,” Campaign 3
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Third round, twelfth fight
Quote number 101 :
Existing is not a crime!
-Franky, One Piece
VS
Quote number 102 :
“Help, it’s again”
-Taliesin Jaffe, Critical Role
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To the unyielding unfairness of the universe.
Percival Fredrickstein von Musel Klossowski de Rolo III
Critical Role
Campaign 1, Ep. 84: Loose Ends
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Robbie Daymond Quotes from the 2023 FanExpo Vancouver Critical Role Panel~
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1. "Yeah i want Taliesin in my attic"
2. "Your name's H2O? Did you know that there's oat milk back there called H2oats?"
3. "oh god, i almost asked "Do you have friends?""
3. "I'm still alive. That's all i know, I'm still alive"
4. "Travis and i are kindred-spirits, dad bros forever"
5. "Do the bird people get to fly?? I wanna be a biiird boyyyy"
6. Person: "name my next dnd character!"
Robbie: "uh uh uh, BOBLIN THE GOBLIN!"
a few seconds later after being unsatisfied with that one & being forced to quickly come up with something else: "JIMOTHY MCPUNCHY"
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