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#talk your shit
dangerousdesiress · 2 months
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When you meet a real freak… 🤭
(She wasn’t ready. Lol)
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brokenanxiety · 3 months
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mat is so yappy dog coded it's fr giving chihuahua
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guccifrog · 4 months
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i want matt sturniolo to put his hands in my pants and stroke my shit like its none of my buisness
relatable queen
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introvertedkeni · 4 months
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okay so both of the twins are cocky
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lobaznyuk · 1 year
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it’s just super off-putting to me that we went from ‘gymnasts are so stoic and serious’ to ‘okay now you can let loose in NCAA but only in this Very Specific Way’ or you’re a bad sport
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blackcynderella · 5 months
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joeyisourranger · 1 year
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i’m sorry what. did he just score without the puck going in the net?
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candaceparkers · 2 years
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"we won a championship last year, we don't hang conference banners"
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leafie-draws · 5 months
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I think the biggest downside to having animal ears and a tail would be trying to mask your discomfort in public like imagine trying to play it cool in customer service but your tail keeps bristling
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hell0mega · 4 months
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people are drawing Steamboat Willie Mickey doing all this crazy shit and whatnot, but you could always do that. you can do that now, with current Mickey, just fine. it's fanart and it's legally protected. hell you could take Disney-drawn Mickey and put a caption about unions or whatever on it and it would still be protected under free speech and sometimes even parody law.
what is special about public domain is that you can SELL him. you could take a screenshot and sell it on a tshirt. you can use him to advertise your plumbing business. people have already uploaded and monetized the original film.
you could always have Mickey say what you want, but now you can profit off it.
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An important message to heterosexuals, listen carefully: you do not, and I repeat do NOT, have to marry someone you actively dislike, don't enjoy spending time with and/or whose hobbies you despise. You do not have to do that!! stop doing that!!!
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theweekndsmistress · 1 month
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Listen, you should never film strangers in public without their consent, but I swear there need to be fines or something for people who do that shit in some spaces. For example: I had to go to the ER last night, and some jerk filmed a woman who just came in and was clearly having an asthma attack. She immediately got to go back, and he was unhappy about that. Believe me, I get that it sucks having to wait when you're in pain, but you don't get to pick who deserves care when. The medical system in the US is a nightmare, and the ER could be the worst moment of someone's life. No one deserves to be recorded because some jack ass believes someone doesn't look like they need care.
This is fine to reblog. People who film strangers should be shamed if nothing else.
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itsjasmxne · 6 months
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Istg a man who takes accountability & own his shit is so attractive
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metanarrates · 9 months
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I genuinely feel like an alien compared to my coworkers when they try to chat with me about things like dating and weight loss. like what are you SAYING about "oh you know it's just so hard to make your man understand the instructions you give him?" why are you trying to connect with me by complaining that you gained 15 pounds? is this how most people form connections in the workplace? i for real do not get it
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