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hamartia-grander · 4 months

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Rewatching the Star Wars Lego Holiday Special with my brother and uh. What the fuck was this.

#I forgot about this lmfao... Hux you okay buddy...#Proof that Hux AND Rey are both gay as hell bc Rey could actually look Kylo in the eyes and talk to him like a normal person lmfao #star wars #star wars lego #general hux #kylo ren #star wars holiday special #ben solo #kylux #star wars memes

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americankimchi · 2 months

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it's so hard to take star wars seriously nowadays because i'll watch someone get skewered by a lightsaber and then somehow walk it off with a bacta patch and a slap on the ass. like you're telling me a weapon that can carve furrows into foot-thick solid durasteel doors, dripping melted slag in its wake, when applied to the flesh of a sentient being leaves behind nothing more than superficial damage. like be so ffr. "it cauterizes the wound instantly" this is not a little cut. this is not minor burns. you were IMPALED BY A BEAM OF PLASMA. your ORGANS have been COOKED. your BLOOD has BOILED. your BONES were INCINERATED. what are you TALKING ABOUTTTTTT

#personal #I CANNOT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY #you do not grow up with the OT and the PT watching people get cut down instantly and then just #GESTURES FURIOUSLY AT THE MULTIPLE INSTANCES OF PEOPLE GETTING A LIGHTSABER THROUGH THE GUT #AND JUST WALKING IT OFF!!!!!!!! SOMETIMES RIGHT AFTER THE FACT!!!!!!!!!!!!#LIKE WHAT DO YOU MEAN #WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT #i tried desperately to justify it in the ST movies because rey was established as having like #anakin-levels of force bullshit so why not. i mean anakin couldn't force heal for shit but whatever.#it's not like him having the ability to force heal would've neatly sidestepped the MAIN CONFLICT OF EPISODE 3 OR ANYTHING #STILL MADE MY EYEBROWS RAISE WHEN SHE HEALED KYLO. BUT I TRIED TO LOOK PAST IT. OUT OF GOOD FAITH. MOSTLY DESPERATION.#BUT WHAT! DO! YOU! MEAN!!!!! THAT PEOPLE CAN JUST!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WALK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!! IMPALEMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BY LIGHTSABER!!!!!!!!!!#ON THE REGULAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#I GUESS QUI GON DYING WAS A FUCKING. SKILL ISSUE????????#????????????????????????#i need to go lie down.#dont talk 2 me about maul coming back in tcw it's an old wound i refuse to examine #''but in legends—'' i put my hand over your mouth so lovingly. No. <3 #i love star wars SO MUCH but they need 2 stop impaling people on lightsabers if they dont want them to be dead #LOP OFF A LIMB INSTEAD #okay im done. thank u for letting me yell it's all out of my system now #im back on the ''i love star wars'' train again <33

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fantasticalleigh · 5 months

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Porg Confessional, pages 6-9

Next four pages are explicit and only available through Patreon. The full comic is available for download there but you're not missing anything important from the story aside from the fact that they bang lol.

Next update picks up on page 15.

#fantasticalleigh's art #reylo #reylo art #reylo comic #comic #the last jedi #dyad #dyad in the force #ben solo #kylo ren #fantasticalleighs art #rey nobody #rey skywalker #artists on tumblr #fanart #ben isn't so great at talking about his feelings so he falls back onto what his dad would do #which prob isn't the best way of communicating #but rey understands it perfectly

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punkeropercyjackson · 18 days

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"If villain bad,why sexy?"Because you are not immune to propaganda.And also think beauty only exists within cis and/or white standards

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aptenodykes · 7 months

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I’m literally right and there is no debate

#star wars #kylo ren #star wars sequels #ben solo #armitage hux #general hux #light yagami #l lawlight #kylux #death note #kylos more misa coded but we’re not talking about it rn

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the-sky-is-full-of-light · 11 months

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I saw a post back when the PJO show was announced that said something like "Watch, they're gonna cast a pretty boy to play Luke Castellan and all of you are gonna be Luke apologists."

And I'm like.

JOKES ON YOU. I WAS ALREADY A LUKE APOLOGIST

#how could i not be?#he was a KID when kronos started whispering to him #and from the time he was a BABY his mother was possessed #always talking about his fate and death #and maybe it's because *I* have daddy issues #but i understand his feelings on the whole hermes thing #anyways there was this girl in my school who was a KYLO REN apologist #but not Luke???#anyways #I'm not saying i CONDONE his actions #of course not #he took advantage of children and killed even more #I'm saying I UNDERSTAND #and I do believe his sacrifice let him die a hero #luke castellan #percy jackson #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo #pjo show

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dragonsbruja · 5 months

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Are there any materials that show Ben/Kylo interacting with the Knights of Ren? I still can’t get over how in The Rise of Skywalker novelization it says that he had thought of them as “his faithful brothers” and felt betrayed when they started to fight him. Like how did we go from the end of The Rise of Kylo Ren to him considering them as his brothers?

#I think about this all the time #ben solo #kylo ren #the rise of kylo ren #knights of ren #me talking

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scaryhaven · 7 months

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trying not to defend a fictional character cuz someone said theyre actually irredeemably evil and deserve to die challenge: impossible

#like i have no reason to get this upset but! i think if you give a FICTIONAL character so little grace for change-#you must not give real ppl much grace either because real human failings have real world consequences so its harder to forgive yes?#ANYWAY #like im actually really loving and chill but girl youre talking about my little meow meow and you say he needs to die?#izzy hands #and the thing is that eds done some pretty bad stuff too.eh but you like him right so whats the difference here babe?#also i love all the characters so its not like im the type attacking other ppls favs. so that makes it feel unbalanced #same thing happened with #kylo ren #so im used to it but that doesnt mean that it doesnt annoy me after the 100th post saying it. i get it you hate the villain very unique of

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these-are-the-first-steps · 4 months

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I think everyone should keep in mind, too, that Variety is a trade magazine. Yes they sell it on the street and anyone can buy it, but it's a magazine for the industry. They aren't going to focus on fan issues, such as "oh no he was never gonna get a redemption??1!" etc etc, you need to look at what is *actually* being said which is, roughly:

1. The actors were given initial instruction on how to portray their characters, this changed, and no new instruction was ever given. This is Bad Communication With Your Actors.

2. The story became a shitshow of a mess where not even the directors knew what they wanted to do. This trickles down into a Bad Work Environment for everyone else trying to do their jobs on these movies.

3. This was frustrating in particular for the actors who were trying their best to give meaningful performances with either old or zero information.

These should be the actual take-aways, because there is no critique of any film characters here nor should it be interpreted as such, just about Production and how they failed the cast in particular by having zero idea what they wanted to do. I hope you guys can take some comfort in that.

#reylo #kylo ren #ben solo #tbh nothing at all has changed adam is saying production was a shitshow and that's not news to anyone #adam driver is a straight forward guy and should be taken at face value when talking about work #there is nothing to read into when it comes to him which is kinda nice? but not reading into him will probably break a lot of you lol

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ddejavvu · 1 year

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Puppy!kurt has no boundaries. No matter where you are, or who you’re with, someone he doesn’t know gives you a smile a little too friendly? He’s licking you.

You’ve invited a friend over to chat, and they laugh too loudly at your joke? He’s already in your lap, so his tongue reaching your face isn’t that difficult at all, even as you giggle and say “alright” gently pushing his nose away, he’s right back against your cheek. Walking in public and he’s sure that stranger asking for directions is flirting? He’s lapping against your head, uncaring if other people look. He’s sitting by you in a restaurant, and he’s not touched you in all of five minutes? He’s on your lap, even when you get your starters. Much happier to stick his head in your neck and lap at there warmly, so he doesn’t start sniffling because you hadn’t hugged each other in enough time, even as the waitress asks if everything’s okay?

And if he gets even more upset that someone may potentially get a second more of attention than him? His tongue is against your mouth, licking all over your lips, your chin your cheek your nose, head professionally following yours as you try to dodge and breathe, because the second you try to speak and say “Kur-“ his tongue is darting in, and he’s lapping inside your mouth, almost choking you and so drooly, as he just hums and kisses you

long post so it's cut // cw: hybrid au with dog hybrid!kurt. don't like don't read. (+ semi dark...? idk he's a perv <3)

i feel like i've made it really obvious that i've got a thing for spit/tongues/licking but every time you guys send me stuff like that i sit there like.. damn how'd they know?? anyways i'm going to cum in my pants <3

he purposefully sits in your lap with his back to your chest so that one, he can watch your friend's every move and make sure they're not doing anything shady, and two, so that he can tip his head back and lick up your neck whenever he wants. and you always shiver, you duck your chin down to kiss his nose and in turn shift his tongue to your chin, but it doesn't deter him like you hope it will, now he's just set on your face. You giggle and let out a little squeal, maybe your friend chuckles too, and you gently push him away with your hands on his cheeks. it doesn't stop him though, he'll just sit there quietly and send dirty looks to your friend in between swipes of his tongue at your cheek

hnngh yes in public where you know it's even less acceptable, so you try to get him to stop more forcefully this time, ruffling his hair and telling him, 'c'mon kurt, not now.' but he's not happy with that, and a little manipulation never hurt anyone, right? so he forces big wet crocodile tears to fill his eyes and he begs you, says he just wants to be close to you because he loves you, and that everyone else is trying to steal you, so if you really want to stay with him you should let him stake his claim. and really? you can't argue with that. you have no idea how hybrids and their dynamics work together, for all you know that cat hybrid two tables down is giving you the eyes. so you just look sheepish the entire time, and by the end of the night the collar of your shirt is soaked with drool that's running down your neck.

NO BC. BC I'M SCREAMING. he's always your sweet, gentle guy, he's tall and kinda built so he's always extra sure to be soft and careful with you. but when you try to squirm while he's licking up your chin, wet tongue aiming between your lips and smearing against your nose, and he follows you, you're overwhelmed. he's a presence, he's everywhere all at once and all you can think of is him, his strong arms keeping yours pinned to your sides so that you can't push him away and his nose bumping your cheek as he huffs and puffs trying to keep you steady. for every head tilt of yours he does the same, and it's not long before you realize you're powerless, pushed against the back of the sofa with no hope of breathing unless you open your mouth. so you do, struggle to stammer a weak little 'kurt!', but before you can even finish his name his tongue is jammed in your mouth, tail beating against your legs at light speed because finally he's getting what he wanted all along. your chin is already soaked in drool from where he'd lapped at it earlier but now it's running down in fat streams as he licks at your tongue, dripping down your neck as you giggle at the feeling of his tongue swiping over the inside of your cheek. he knows exactly what he can get away with, and he licks up the excess slobber that's run down your front after you finally wrestle him away, breathless and starry-eyed while teasing him about how silly he's being. no one's trying to take you away from him! and he knows that, now, because his drool is still shining on your chin and coating your lips, and no one's stupid enough to ignore that.

#*kylo ren voice* more.. mOre.. MORE #hybrid au #dark mei #dog hybrid!kurt #let’s talk about puppy!kurt !!#puppy!kurt

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maybeonedayillfindout · 4 months

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nothing worse than a character you liked being really popular in the fandom but in the wrong way . if no one liked them then to see good posts all you'd have to do is go into a tag or something but if there is a thriving community of people who ship him with a guy you hate it gets several times harder to find posts you agree with

#this post is about armitage hux.#im sorry im not a hater but i genuinely understand those who hate his ass so much better then the huxxkylo shippers. like come on #be so for real. kylo ren would not under any circumstances fidn hux attractive. you could not waterboard it out of him #and anyway even if the ship was fine now he's just a twink!!#now he's misunderstood and really quite a nice guy at heart #NO #SHUT UP #i am probably the only enjoyer of the “i dont care who wins i jsut need kylo ren to lose” line because that was so in character for me #i started giggling i was like yes be a petty bitch. go against your own interests because he was mean to you.#anyway anyone else out there thouroughly enjoy hux as a character but not kylo ren? lets talk i need to get out of this nightmare #star wars #one day i will stop putting 75% of the post in the tags #general hux #izzy hands #ofmd

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estfel · 4 months

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SO I am writing a fanfic called "The Betrayal of Millicent "Supreme Empress of the Steadfast” Hux" and I am not going to worry too much about editing obsessively hard or about the plot too much and just write it to be silly and have fun as I go. I thought I would post a little bit because I was amused and I'm trying to be a bit braver. It's also nice to share things, I think. I am not sure when it will be done but I am having fun with it. /\ /\ (,,,)(=^__^=)(,,,) **

A ginger cat sat beside his grandfather’s helmet and yawned. He knew the cat. The cat knew him. He hated the cat. The cat hated him. Its bushy tail curled around the mangled remains like an arm around shoulders. One of the cat's soft white paws rested against one of the eye sockets. The helmet's eyes gleamed with the dim light above it, as if the spirit of Vader was amused. The cat gave Kylo a haughty look. He saw that look every day from someone else he knew and it was infuriating. Kylo’s eyes narrowed. The cat’s eyes narrowed back. “How did you get in here, Muh….ma… Cat?” Kylo asked slowly, his fists clenched at his sides. He waited, as if the cat would answer back. He couldn’t remember the cat’s name even though he had heard and seen Hux talk about her constantly with others. Something beginning with M. She reminded him of old women with blue rinsed hair, pinching hands and mean eyes. The cat blinked slowly in response and nudged the helmet with its paw so it slid an inch to the side. “Don’t you dare.” Kylo warned, low and dangerous. The cat didn't seem to register the danger, or care. Probably the latter. It was Hux cat, after all. Kylo flicked his hand and moved the helmet back into place sharply with the force. The cat turned its nose up at him. It waited. Kylo drew in a breath. The cat nudged the helmet again.

Kylo never thought he would have a pet cat for a nemesis, but the cat had just made the top of his (admittedly quite lengthy) list. ** We'll see how it goes. xD Maybe I'll finish one. It comes from my brain imagining Millicent bapping Vader's helmet like cats bap cups of water off counters. I am not sure if that has been done before though, but hopefully it's still fun!

#kylux fanfiction #kylux fanfic #trying to keep myself motivated by talking about it #kylux #millicent the cat #Kylo Ren #armitage hux #millicent will rule the galaxy

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i-will-physically-fight-you · 5 months

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Going to therapy is great because you can rant to your therapist about the untapped potential of Star Wars Sequel Characters for ten minutes and they are a captive audience forced to hear your very reasonable valid points and you can do this instead of talking about your issues hope this helps <3

#kat talks #no one irl will ever listen to me that rey poe and finn were decent characters that had POTENTIAL #kylo ren is a bit of a lost cause im afraid #(by that i mean the sequel trio had more personality and plot motives in the first movie than he did so he'd need a lot more rework)#I still cry and scream internally that they were still cowards about hayden christensen and wouldnt let him show up to tell kylo ren off #i still think that was a major thing about kylo ren's character that WOULDVE BEEN INTERESTING #like imagine worshipping your grandfathers literal worst sins only for his force ghost to show up and tell you off #SUBLIME #anyways the way I watch sw is I stop at Force Awakens #and im like 'wow what a fun what-if story after rotj its so sad they never made more movies after it :)'#and THATS HOW IT SHOULD BE WATCHED #thank you for listening to my ted talk #(and also rogue one was great definitely included in the sw movie rewatch between rots and anh)

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cosmicish · 1 year

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You can't describe Star Wars, the Skywalker Saga in 2 words-

"SKYWALKER, NO!"

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toodles021 · 7 months

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Favorite and least favorite characters

Hehehhehe ok here we go

FAVORITES FIRST!!

First off we have this man (of course), definitely one of my oldest favorite characters, I've been obsessed with him for forever lol😅

One of my favorite things about his character is definitely his sarcasm, it cracks me up every time, and I absolutely love the development that he goes through as the story progresses. I personally love the misfit character finally finding a place in the world kinda trope, which is of course exactly what ends up happening with Hiccup after he befriends Toothless.

(Also, the music?????? I can't even describe how it makes me feel, there are no words, I very much literally cannot stay still when listening to it.)

Next we have these two

LOOK AT THEM ‼️ ‼️ THEY'RE SO ‼️ ‼️ No words

I love me a good chihuahua man who loves his strong badass wife, I mean how can you not?? Also their backstory?? Tears, rolling down my face. (THE AMOUNT OF TIMES THEY LOST THEIR MEMORIES OF EACH OTHER HAD ME LIKE ‼️‼️😡) Childhood friends to lovers my beloved🙏🙏 I also just love how King tends to be more serious and solemn and meanwhile Diane is wicked cutesy and energetic!

(Me over here losing my mind since it's been confirmed that they have at least 7 kids😃)

Next we got THIS GUY!!

He's just so cool you guys, I can't. Cool military man who can manipulate fire and helps overthrow an evil government??? Yes please!! HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH HAWKEYE????? PERFECTION!!! THEY WAY THEY LITERALLY ARE SO CONNECTED WITH EACH OTHER THAT THEY CAN TALK WITHOUT WORDS IN THAT ONE SCENE??? THE WAY SHE HELPS HIM PERFECTLY AIM HIS SHOTS WHEN HE LOSES HIS EYESIGHT???? I'm so normal about them, I could go on for a very long time.

THIS DUDE‼️‼️

I'm looking so respectfully... ANYWAYS

I know that a lot of people see him as a "rip off" or "wanna be" Darth Vader but like.. bestie that's the point. He's supposed to seem like a new Darth Vader, but the truth is they're incredibly different, Kylo has always been conflicted and known it, and been afraid of it, while Darth Vader didn't question himself until the end. Also I'm sorry to people who don't like the romance aspect, but the connection that he has with Rey??? I will literally never get over it. "Their kiss wasn't romantic" BESTIE DID WE WATCH THE SAME MOVIES???? DID YOU MISS THE PART WHERE THEY ARE VERY MUCH LITERALLY TWO HALVES OF A WHOLE??? THAT THEY'RE A DYAD IN THE FORCE??

NOW MY BABYGIRL‼️‼️

LOOK AT HIM‼️‼️ I love him

Is he kinda insane? Yes. But y'know what?? It's ok. Because I said so. ALSO HIS LORE??? ABSOLUTELY FUCKING INSANE?? LIKE COME ON HOW CAN YOU NOT EVEN FIND HIM TO BE INTERESTING AT THE LEAST??? He is the ✨main character✨

Nah but in all seriousness like, I love the antagonists that aren't entirely bad or evil. Like the way he is with Teucer?? Tears. The fact that he writes letters to Tonia and refers to himself as her "loyal knight"??? ARE YOU SERIOUS??????? He's literally so precious, just a little messed up...

As for characters I don't like.... honestly it can be hard sometimes to get me to hate a character, because even if they're like "bad" or "evil" or something I can always respect the amazing writing and designing that makes the character the way they are.

HOWEVER

THIS FUCKIN 10 HEAD CUBE FACE LOOKIN ASS BITCH CAN ROT IN HELL‼️‼️

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levitatingbiscuits · 1 year

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it’s interesting how the increasingly puritanical nature of children and family media has led to the teens and adults who overconsume it becoming puritanical as well. children’s media used to be dark! there used to be murder and gore and torture even in fairy tales. but now that everything has to be hypermarketable, there is very little moral complexity in popular media.

i think this is where a lot of villain discourse comes from. if people like a villainous character, they think that reflects on them as people—only Bad People enjoy Bad Things. i’m not a Bad Person, therefore this villain is actually Good! he (and it’s always a he) was in the right all along, he’s going to be redeemed, he was abused and that means it’s his victim’s fault (even though the victim wasn’t the abuser), it’s actually the character i don’t like’s fault, etc.

you can just like villains. everyone’s got problematic interests, dude. just because fandom borrows terms from the catholic church doesn’t mean you also have to borrow their hypocrisy.

#i think this is also why children's shows try to redeem even canonical mass murderers now #because god forbid the hero kills someone #never mind the 2d disney tradition of the hero killing the bad guy #that's not marketable anymore we need to sanitize absolutely everything #human beings develop a desire to punish wrongdoers before we can TALK i promise kids will love it #they are bloodthirsty lil tykes #anyway i think about this every time i see an anakin stan or a kylo ren stan say they were justified #and yes i have a citation on the punishing wrongdoers i read a whole book about child psychology and their sense of justice

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