#talking shit

[oxittocin]

Oxittocin I have a request ,

If you could write robin thinking lewd and naughty stuff about Male reader while she is reading a book in the library or aquarium, the he enters the room out nowhere and she is flustered, please...

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lust (nico robin x reader)

nico robin masterlist

a very big salute to all the smut writers out there because shit's hard to write. here you go, anon - writing anything mildly suggestive already makes me blush, so i hope this is all right.

cw: male!reader, nsfw (mdni!)

It wasn’t that the book was boring.

No, in fact, it’s one of the better journals she’d picked up in the last few weeks, which made this a million times more infuriating. That, even in the haven that was her library, she continues to be distracted. Her mind constantly wanders off to another daydream mid-sentence, struggling to form a single coherent thought for the past 15 pages that she’d skimmed through.

Resigning to the fact that she wasn’t in an ideal state to catch up on her readings, she gingerly shut the book and pushed it aside. Pinching the bridge of her nose, a frustrated sigh left her lips. As much as she hated to admit it, Nico Robin was in quite the predicament. How she wished that anything - anything at all - could offer some semblance of reprieve from the stupid, stupid thoughts that had been plaguing her mind.

It started as a mere observation. A simple, harmless one, really.

You were always so, so shy around her. Fidgeting. Averting her gaze. Faint blush that coloured your cheeks. The soft, gentle tone you used with her and only her.

Initially, she’d attributed your reactions to the hesitancy from meeting someone new on the crew. But, it seemed that the longer she’s known you, the shyer you got around her.

A shyness so polite and kind that she found it cute. Adorable, even. A tiny smile graced her lips as she found the right word. Endearing. You were endearing. In your clumsiness that exuded sincerity, in your quiet shyness that ultimately rendered her powerless to do anything but to give you her attention.

It might embarrass her a little to admit it, but there were days where she’d watch you from the upper deck, lowering the book just barely, just enough to watch you busy yourself around the ship. Bantering with Nami and Sanji, being up to your usual troublemaking antics with Luffy, working out with Zoro, or pranking Chopper with Usopp. Watching you started out as a form of entertainment for Robin. Over time, it started to intrigue her how unassumingly charming you could be. Infectious smile that elicited similar grins from the rest of the crew and your hopeful optimism that remains a steady anchor amidst the most relentless storms. It drew her to you.

What started out as an observation has escalated to a point of eliciting visceral reactions from Robin. Didn’t matter whether you were around or not. Just thinking of you made her feel…

She shook her head. No, not now, not tonight. The only thing she could do to cope with these dumb, pressing thoughts was her nightly ritual of indulging in her fantasies to finally get you off her mind. Though the sky had already turned considerably dark, she could still hear muffled chattering from outside the library. There’s no way that she could do it now. Squeezing her thighs together, she willed herself to think about anything else - anything other than you and the things she wanted to do to you.

Her mind has plans of its own, though, because every effort to redirect her thoughts elsewhere seemed to lead her right back to you.

To how handsome you would look, wearing your typical shy expression as you begged to be between her thighs. She wondered how your shyness would translate in the bedroom, and if you’d still look so bashful when railing her from behind or pulling her hair. You’d probably be so soft, so gentle. She imagine you’d kneel before her, head hanging low as you forced yourself to croak out a “please, Robin” while avoiding her eye contact. It wouldn’t be enough for her. She wants to hear you whimper. She needs the neediness and desperation dripping from your voice as you begged her for just one chance to taste her. She’d say “no” and tell you that you have to earn the right to touch her. You’d turn into a whiny mess. Pre-cum glistening on your twitching cock, gazing upon her with an expression of pure lust and adoration. She’d enjoy turning you into a whiny mess with the things she would do to tease you.

She had a few ideas. Stripping you down. Having you stroke your own cock as you sunk to your knees in front of her, fully aware of how much more pleasurable it would be to have her and her hands jerking you off instead. She'd watch on amused, cocky smile on her face as she sees how pink your ears are from the embarrassment that her gaze elicits. You’d bite your tongue to stop yourself from moaning so wantonly in front of her, but you both know that you’d fail. You’d moan anyway.

Or perhaps, she would tie you down to the sofa and make you watch as she touches herself, spreading her legs further apart to give you a better view of her pretty cunt. You would watch her thrust her fingers in and out of her pussy while summoning another hand to rub at her clit. Coating her fingers with her own slick, she’d shove them between your lips as your tongue sucks on and laps at her fingers, melting at the taste of her sweetness. She’d see how you involuntarily buckle your hips and she’d giggle, teasing you in soft whispers. She'd tell you how obviously you were showing how much you wanted her. She’d tell you to have more decorum as she pushes you against the sofa and sinks down onto your cock. She'd feel her body trembling as she moves up and down your cock, watching your cock disappear completely, enveloped into her body and filling her up as she grinds against your hips.

This wasn’t even half of what she wanted to do to you, but it was difficult to even indulge in her fantasies when her pussy was throbbing. Aching to be touched and begging to be filled.

Screw it, she thought, no one would come into the library this late anyway.

Reaching to pull the gusset of her panties to the side, she gently ran a finger over her own slit, feeling the extent of her arousal. Sliding two fingers inside herself, she let out an audible moan - one that was a little too loud for her liking. Still, the build-up had since taken precedence over everything else. Her other hand sliding under her clothes to gently knead at her breasts as she continued to pump her fingers in and out of her cunt.

Perhaps it was the haze of the moment, the momentary folly of not locking the library’s door, coupled with the sounds of her own moans overshadowing everything else that had led to this moment. Completely lost in her own pleasure, Robin had missed the warning that came in the creaking of the opening door as you entered the library.

It was only until you said, “Robin?” had she snapped herself out of her current preoccupation as her gaze met yours.

She was in a compromising position. Yet, any hint of surprise and shock on her end was masterfully hidden within seconds, save for the rosy flush that remains on her cheeks.

With a wave of her hand, you felt a push on your back as you stumbled closer towards Robin. Reaching out a hand to cup your cheeks tenderly, she pulled you closer, gaze meeting yours in a confident, cheeky grin. Her sultry voice had a hint of breathlessness as she teased you, “Ah, it seems that you have found me. Would you care to join me tonight?”

#nico robin x reader #nico robin smut #one piece smut #male reader #nico robin #nico robin x y/n #nico robin x you #one piece x reader #x reader #x male reader #talking shit

[diacripticcomplex]

I remember back in like 2016 there was this Cordelia Stan account that shipped Cordelia and Ayato, she even got a tattoo of them and would post some crazy r18+ content of them onto twitter, I was like 15 seeing all that and I remember I told her “but that’s his mom..?” And she went off on me, I stumbled upon people dragging her on here and it honestly made me happy, that bitch was such a Yui hater and tried defending the fucked up incest she was shipping, like ik it’s not real at the end of the day but she was a disaster. And I wanna talk more shit about that ugly ass tattoo, I have 4 tattoos and I been thinking about doing a few pieces for the anime/manga shit I like, and DL definitely is there but I would get the Sakamaki house symbol or Shu’s violin…I’m just wondering like how does she explain that to people? “Oh yea this one? It’s my favorite ship from my favorite game..! No that’s not his wife/gf it’s his MOM” like be so forreal rn 😂😂 the self awareness is lacking like crazy. I’m not judging tho 🤷‍♀️ but yea I had to get that off my chest it’s been YEARS. 😂

#diabolik lovers #diabolik boys #dialovers #yui komori #diabolik brothers #diahell #talking shit #ladydarkcat #infamous bitch #we don’t like her #a dark time #venting #Diabolik lovers community #ayato sakamaki #cordelia sakamaki #tattoos

[spacetimer8031]

Here's a silly thing, in the show abed's last name is pronounced 'NA-DEER' by everyone. When it should be pronounced 'NA-DER' or 'NA-DIR' (the second chunk is short)

Im not expecting them to know how to perfectly say it of course, since arabic is hard and I myself I'm bad at and still learning. But the way it's pronounced in the show made me think his name was actually "نذير" for SO long, it's funny. And I was like.. wow what a name, never heard someone called that before. But the actual name is "نادر" LOL

#I just found out نذير is actually a common name so #shout out to all the people out there called نذير #cool name #community tv #community #abed nadir #rambles #🍎 #community show #community nbc #nbc community #language #arabic #talking shit #spacetimer8031 posts

[nootie-patootie]

Heard you were talking shit 🐈‍⬛😾

#black cat #cat #cute #pets of tumblr #cats of tumblr #cat pose #cat model #cats of amsterdam #nootie #cats #funny cats #ready to throw hands #watch out #talking shit

[gods-graveyard]

My take at animation (some of the frames are WEIRD because I refuse to use toturials so I ended up hand drawing half of it like 31 times until I realized how to copy and paste between layers.

Bartys mouth tho?? 10/10

Just gotta experiment more in the future

#first animation #in a while at least #barty crouch jr #regulus black #regulus and barty #the girls are fighting #talking shit #slytherin skittles #aka royal court #stop trying to make fetch happen #the royal court #regulus arcturus black #barty crouch junior #barty and regulus #bartylus #if thats your thing #slytherin #marauders era #marauder era #the marauders era #marauders fanart #harry potter fanart #hp fanart #regulus black fanart #barty crouch fanart #hp art #harry potter fan art #harry potter animation #or animatic?? #idk idc

[cloudstarcats]

Mobei Jun and Sha Hualing don’t like, hang out-hang out, but they totally stand together at large demon gatherings and quietly talk shit about other demon lords.

Sha Hualing’s comments are mostly about the amount of tiddy each member shows and who tried to fuck/fight her and failed, Mobei-Jun just nods and mumbles about which demons attempted to apply as consorts to him and which ones got utterly blasted by Shang Qinghua during a trades meeting for saying some stupid shit

#sha hualing #shang qinghua #svsss #incorrect scum villian #moshang #mobei jun #they’re friends your honor #talking shit #the tiddy stuff is important okay???

[fictionalslvr]

Had a fucking dream with a Yandere¡Viking¡König, and now i can't stop thinking about it. I'll have to write it now, fuck.

Just wait a moment, this bitch is going to study about vikings to bring some accuracy to it.

#fictionalslvr #fanfic #talking shit #send help #konig cod #i'm going insane #this man can be a rude bulky mf and i will love him anyways :3

[vinescreens]

Pokémon Emerald

#pokemon emerald #pokemon #gameboy advance #hoenn route 111 #desert #npc characters #talking shit #sandshrew #eating #sandwiches #bad puns

[cvntdracvla]

regarding louis and lestats arrangement: like lestat was HURT hurt. the Moment louis asked if he can fuck other people as well lestat knew he fucked up. he was nervously tapping his lapel like "ofc ofc u can" cuz he cant back down now, but he was was screaming internaly. & when he called him a lot i lowkey felt bad for lestat. yeah he sucks ass but thats my babygirl

and i LOVE how louis is giving him the taste of his own medicine. yeah get some side bussy for urself!

louis & lestat looking at eachother over their "prey"? yeah give me that toxic it couple im here for.

but lestat FOLLOWING them??? spying on them ? i love my men lame & pathetic. he was screaming crying flailing "I HEARD YOUR HEARTS DANCING!!!", "are u jealous? yes. i dont like sharing." like Aaaah! antoinette is "tedious". "i can smell her on you" they make me Sick!

i know yall love eachother sm yall are so dumb !!! louis was right on the money when he said We cant communicate our love. this episode gave what needed to be given

#talking shit #iwtv amc #interview with the vampire #iwtv #interview with the vampire amc #iwtv spoliers #loustat

[oxittocin]

I was wondering if you could write

How robin would react to aftercare from a gn reader after first time like a hot bath or a massage just to help her sore body parts if it's not too much to ask of course....

soft (nico robin x reader)

nico robin masterlist

thank you for the request, my friend. here's my take on this - i hope you find it satisfactory. i am just a nico robin simp and i am not a writer by any means so please accept my humble offerings :]

cw: suggestive (mdni!), gn!reader

Love is a funny word that evokes a spectrum of emotions, depending on its adjective. Love can be sweet, secure, overbearing, suffocating, dark, temporal, lasting, kind, chaste, lustful, conflicted, permanent - anything, everything, or nothing at all.

You’ve experienced plenty in this lifetime. Whirlwind romances that make your heart run wild and free, taking risks with a kind of reckless abandon that only youths can afford. Or perhaps even sweet dates under cherry blossom trees and spring, like splitting a banana milkshake and sharing a cone of ice-cream. Maybe you’ve even had a few one-night stands, drunk on the taste of liquor and sin on a faceless stranger’s tongue. One or two committed partnerships, even, months spent mapping out a future, only to see it go down the drain.

You thought you’d seen everything love and life had to offer, until you met her.

How could you even begin to describe her? Words fail you before you could even form a coherent thought. Nothing you say, write or think could ever do her justice.

She, who carries the weight of the world on her shoulders. She, who continues to live on resolutely, in spite of the injustice that life had done unto her. She, whose will to survive seems to only grow stronger, in response to the tragedies life inflicts on her. A woman, whose life is shaped by the roughness of destiny and fate. Still, her softness is what shines through.

Soft smile when she says the spookiest thing. Soft gaze that she reserves mostly for Chopper, but you catch her sneaking a couple at you secretly too. Soft skin that you can’t help noticing, whenever she leans against you, head on your shoulder while she’s buried in yet another book. Soft touches that leave a burning and yearning on your skin whenever she brushes past you, or touches your hand.

It makes you want to love her softly. Tenderly, gently, kindly, lovingly, purely, compassionately.

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Loving her softly.

Bringing her a warm cup of tea before bed every night without fail. Lazy kisses by the deck as the breeze carries with it an air of serenity. Holding her hand under the dining table, rubbing comforting circles around her knuckles absentmindedly, as though it was the most natural thing in the world.

Loving her softly was the only way you knew how to.

She had asked you once if you were afraid of her, and what being with her entailed.

“The World Government, the organisations I betrayed and the mistakes I’d made. The whole weight of my existence. Are you certain you are fine with me?” She asked, slight desperation in her voice begging you to reconsider your choices. Her typically calm demeanor started to crack as she pushed you for an answer. This must mean a lot to her, you thought.

“It’s never been a problem for me.” You responded simply.

“Why?” She asked, unconvinced that you fully understood the gravity of the situation you were getting yourself into.

“You’re so easy to love.” You say with a shrug, “That alone makes everything else easy, too.”

She tilted her head away from you before you could catch a glimpse of her expression. You waited for a response, but her silence tells you that it was a moot point. You contemplated whether it would be a reassuring gesture to slip your hand into hers, but you decided against it. If she needs time, then you’ll gladly wait. An hour, a week, a month or a year, it doesn’t really matter. Wait you shall.

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Making love, softly, too.

Brushing your thumb against her cheek as your body coaxes pleased moans out of her lips. Delicate kisses, running your mouth along her curves as you paid attention to every inch of her beautiful skin. Fingers that trace up and down her back, tenderly tingling her senses, reminding her of your presence that has since taken over her life. Slow, steady rocking against her hips as her palm grips tightly around your wrists, as if begging you not to leave her after this was over. You take her hand, gently interlocking your fingers with hers - a silent promise that you wouldn’t leave in the morning.

The pinnacle of love is vulnerability. To bare your soul for another to see, shedding layers of clothes, shame, ego to present yourself in total unadulterated being. It’s scary because it transcends lust, into the dangerous realm of intimacy. It’s the same way she always insists on pulling you into a hot bath after the night’s activities. Burying her face in the crook of your neck, small splashes in the water as she attaches herself closer towards you. With her eyes closed, breathing steadily against your chest, she looked so at peace. It must mean a lot for a Devil’s Fruit user to be in a bath, completely unguarded around you. Reaching out gently to knead the knots in her shoulder, you feel a warm glow on your cheeks and you’re not sure if it’s from the skin-to-skin contact or the steam from the bath. She sighed, breath tickling your neck as she lets out a pleased groan.

“You always insist on taking a bath together after.” You remarked.

“I do.” She responded simply, slightest hint of a grin gracing her features.

“It’s intimate.” You pointed out.

She nodded, planting a tender kiss on your forehead.

The intimacy made you feel alive. Human, even - scared, confused, loved, anxious, grateful - all at the same time. You wonder if it’s the same way for her, but you never dared to speak your thoughts into existence. In case, just in case, she doesn’t feel it like you do.

There is nothing inherently remarkable about being naked or sleeping with someone else. After all, sex can happen between two strangers without even a thread of attachment.

This, though, is nothing ordinary.

You feel it in your gut. The butterflies in your stomach tell you so.

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With love, comes expectations. Love is ultimately a commitment and there are duties that one cannot run away from. In this case, blow drying her hair after a hot bath.

To be fair, she could probably have it managed herself with a simple flick of her wrists - summoning one arm to get the hairdryer, another to comb through her hair, another to get the towel - you get the gist. She insists you do it for her, and you pretend to complain, scoffing and telling her she’s lucky she’s cute enough to make demands from you. Secretly, it’s one of your favorite parts of the night.

Fingers running through her hair as you meticulously held the hairdryer a safe distance away from her scalp, careful not to accidentally burn her. She sits still and upright, patiently letting you work your magic on her. You lightly drag your fingernails against her scalp and the back of her neck. You feel her body jerk slightly, shiver running down her spine. You bit your tongue to stifle a chuckle, thinking about how cute it was that she’s so sensitive. The scent of her floral shampoo overwhelms the room. Lavender, you think.

It is the small moments like these that make you so painfully aware of how insignificant everything was.

The storms that rage beyond the Thousand Sunny, the seas teeming with unthinkable lifeforms, the skies that hold islands so vast. So tiny and unimportant are our lives in the grand scheme of things.

Still, in the limited time that you have to exist, there is no where else you’d rather be than here with her, hairdryer in your hand.

#nico robin #nico robin x reader #one piece x reader #nico robin x y/n #nico robin x you #one piece robin #one piece #x reader #talking shit

[arkelyon]

When I feel shit I just think about how there's animals out there, I think that's cool that life exists on planet earth

#talking shit

[crikey01]

so i'm taking the inspiration i'm feeling to paint + create now (2am and i need to sleep) and i'm putting it in a bottle and tomorrow when i have time i'll be able to use it then, right? right?

#please #art #talking shit

[spacetimer8031]

Rewatching community AGAIN and it has only been 2 months since the last rewatch haha. I am mentally unwell 💔

#talking shit #community #community show #🍎 #spacetimer8031 posts

[worstinsultsever]

#polls #insults #tumblr polls #poll #tournament #talking shit #go far away #kick in balls

[tattoorue]

#shorty #tip toe in the pool #talking smack #so I’m short #funny #funny post #lol #life #funny meme #funny memes #for real #lmao #truth #too funny #preach #funny relatable #so relatable #mouthy bitch #mouthy broad #talking shit #shit talker #I’m scrappy #try me #don’t try me #don’t drown #fake it til ya make it