#talks with ali

[converse-luke]

Don’t know how/when it started but every time I get stressed in combat and Gale is in the party I’ll always yell on his turn “G is for Gale!”

#he is the only one I do that for #I’m not even romancing him this run #I just think he’s neat #and way too funny #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #bg3 #talks with ali

[alitherandom]

The implication that Tech talked to Phee about lots of things including all about his brothers and she remembered the things that he said because she liked to listen

#dont talk to me #idk how to deal with this information #bad batch #the bad batch #tbb spoilers #star wars tbb #ali's delusional ramblings #bad batch tech #phee genoa #bad batch phee #tbb tech #tbb season 3 spoilers #tbb season 3 #bad batch season 3 #tbb #bad batch spoilers

[championsbigtranstits]

Doing a line of concrete powder would fix me

#ali talks

[npcdragonboi]

Sigh...

#rendoc #ali talks

[high-voltage-rat]

I think it's fascinating that the quotes:

"Have you forgotten sir, we were at war? A fight with an alien race for the very survival of our species. I feel I must remind you that it is an undeniable, and may I say fundamental quality of man, that when faced with extinction, every alternative is preferable."

"When you spend every day fighting a war, you to demonize your attackers. To you, they're evil, they're subhuman. Because if they weren't, what would that make you? What I'm trying to say... is I've been afraid to see you for what you really are. You're our brothers. Our sisters. And the things we've done to one another are unforgivable."

"These guys want to use us, take us away from our families, and send us all over the dad-gum galaxy just to test if their agents are ready for the big fight? Well... guess I'm interested in showin' em exactly what a big fight is all about! So I'm not ordering you to go. I ain't even asking. You do what you gotta do, Private."

came from the same series whose standard fare is lines like:

"What in the hell are you two doing?" / "We're being executed by our own men, sir." / "Cut it out."

"I only drink the blood of my enemies, and the occasional strawberry yoohoo."

"You always said I could sleep when I’m dead, Sarge, and guess what? I am dead. This purgatory is about to become purga-snore-y, yawn!"

...and both categories manage to be a poignant statement about the nature of war and what it does to the people in it.

#everyone always talks about the more dramatic bits of rvb with the speeches and the 8+ seasons of plot development as the anti-war part #but the comedicization of the violence and death that the characters go through. the tongue-in-cheek gung-ho attitudes. #the way that they're so desensitized to the idea of death or gruesome injury to the point that it's!!! a comedy show!!! #all of that is just as much a statement of the fucked up nature of war!!! #it's like Col. Flagg and Frank Burns in M*A*S*H. they're so simultaneously into and detached from the war and it's a STATEMENT #idk I'm just. thinking about my favourite anti-war media. drawing mash-rvb parallels. and suddenly had to scream about it #might reread the paper on rvb being anti-war media. for enrichment. #not video games #late nights with ali #ali watches rvb #rvb #red vs blue

[taeminie]

Why does everyone hate me? Why can't I stop doing shit to people? Being with me requires some patience. No one can put up with me.

Neo Trai as Boston | Khaotung Thanawat as Ray Only Friends (2023) dir. Jojo Tichakorn & Ninew Pinya

#ofts #only friends #onlyfriendsedit #khaotung thanawat #neo trai #tvedit #bledit #asiandramanet #asianlgbtqdramas #thaidrama #ali gif #uservix #userrlaura #useragatha #tuserhidden #tuseralexa #useractivated #tusersilence #uservid #let’s talk about it #boston and ray are so similar #i’m not gonna wax poetic rn but #smth about broken characters with no self worth finding home and finding peace #💔💔💔

[mothwingwritings]

Question?!💕 Okay anyways LOLZ!😂 What if Muhammad Ali Jr. meets Yujiro's daughter, and Baki faces Muhammad and finds out he already met his sister? How would Baki react when Muhammad comments some "things" about his sister appearance, and mannerisms? And also what would Yujiro think about all this mess? Would he get jealous or be amused?

Btw I LOVEEEE your Baki fanfics!💓

Mr. Ali Jr is going to get kicked in the dick SO HARD that man will either A. No longer have a dick, or B. Have a concave dick for the rest of his life as a reminder of how dumb he was to ever fuck with Baki's darling sister. :)

Joking aside though, I really feel like Baki would let him talk his shit and make his comments. Go ahead and whisper about how good (name)'s ass looks in those jeans, or talk about how nice your plush lips would feel around his cock. Make insinuations about how easy you seem, or snide little observations about the swing of your hips when you walk. The more shit he talks the more fun it will be for Baki to absolutely beat his sorry ass to a pulp in front of EVERYBODY. And guess what? When Ali Jr. is beat half to death, blubbering in unimaginable pain, it's going to be Baki that gets to go home with you and enjoy your company. And he intends to fully enjoy his time with you, being pampered and doted on for being your strong champion. <3

As for Yujiro... It's a mixed bag. Muhammad's father is one of the few people Yujiro truly respects, and as such, he doesn't treat Ali Jr with the disrespect and contempt he treats most people. I think he would be pretty amused with Ali's flirting, maybe even commend him on his good taste. But the moment he takes it a step too far and either asks you on serious date or (god forbid) tries to put his hands on you in some way, that boy will be knocked out so hard his ass won't know what hit him. Since he would want to at least try and avoid killing him, Yujiro will instead make sure to put him a coma so that he's out of the picture for a very long time. :)

#No lie one of my fav baki moments of all time is when Baki absolutely decimates Ali Jr. #he was talking all that shit and he found out real quick #literally destroyed B) #baki x reader #baki reader insert #baki scenarios #baki the grappler x reader #muhammad ali jr x reader #yujiro hanma x y/n #yujiro x reader #yujiro hanma x reader #baki hanma x reader #baki x y/n #this boy is getting the hanma dick kick special one way or another so sorry ali jr #thank you for asking love!!! #yandere baki the grappler #mothwords

[allyriadayne]

ABOUT LYONEL STRONG

#harwin strong #larys strong #lyonel strong #house of the dragon #hotd #hotdedit #gameofthronesdaily #dailyhotdgifs #houseofthedragonedit #hotdcentral #they haaaaateeeee that man #you have your honor and i have mine; your shame our shame #in harwin's case is the kids and in larys'.....in larys' case is himself. your shame our shame #i need alys to be lyonel's daughter and talk about him in s2. i would die #this set is part of my new follower milestone celebration btwwww i love you strongs i love you cursed families i love you #*hotd #photoset #mariana does things #lyonel nobody gets you like i do

[jeremysknoxes]

we don’t talk enough about how much of a dick jan van eck is.

He’s a fucking terrible father.

He’s a predator. (Alys is only a few years older than Wylan, making her about 18 or 19 and jan is like 45 or something)

HE KIDNAPPED INEJ (enough said)

He tried to outsmart kaz, which signifies he’s an idiot

there’s probably more but I can’t think of anymore

#we don’t talk enough about how van eck is a predator #alys is so young #and he’s old #jan van eck #alys van eck #six of crows #crooked kingdom #six of crows kaz #six of crows duology #six of crows jesper #six of crows wylan #jesper x wylan #wylan my beloved #wylan hendriks #wylan van sunshine #wylan van eck #wesper #soc jesper #jesper my beloved #jesper fahey

[converse-luke]

Y’all Astarion fans work too hard. I’m having to physically restrain myself from buying a ps5 so I can play BG3. I haven’t even played and I am ATTACHED to this vampire.

#like I play dnd too and I need to scratch that itch cause I haven’t played since I broke up with my ex #but I am foaming at the mouth #i can feel the hyperfixation coming #larian should let me make a death cleric pls I promise I won’t be unhinged #(I will) #saving up money hard I want thing now. #talks with ali #astarion #baldur's gate 3

[atopvisenyashill]

Thoughts on the Alysanne is Maegor's daughter AU? I feel like it has some interesting potential, and it vastly recontextualizes different parts of Jaehaehae (I do not like him sjsjsjs) and Alysanne's relationship (such as Jaehaehae's treatment of their daughters) but I wanna hear what you think about it!

I’ve touched on this a bit before but since you actually want to hear my thoughts, allow me to present to you my Jaehaerys Is The Goddamn Worst, And Alysanne Annoys Me Too: An Essay lmao but my answer is basically “yeah all of what you just said.”

I think it makes Alysanne much more palatable (to me) as a character because as she stands, she just fixates on forcing her daughters through these fucked up marriages at too young an age bc it traumatized her to be married and pregnant at 15 too but she’d never admit that being a willing participant in her own kidnapping by her brother-husband was the single worst thing that ever happened to her, and because Alysanne doesn’t want to admit it (and Jaehaerys would never see it as wrong or a mistake) F&B really shies away from delving into the fact that Alysanne is as deranged of a mother as Cersei is. So as she stands, she’s very flat to me because she’s presented very flatly and inconsistently. She’s so in love with Jaehaerys, she’s maritally raped by Jaehaerys, she’s a loving and doting mother, she forces her daughters into marriages when they’re the same too young age she was, she accuses her teenage girls of being scheming whores then gets angry when her husband accuses their teenage girls of being scheming whores, and worst of all we are just told “Maegelle tells them to make up so they do” so we don’t know why Alysanne gets over all of this. What is the point of riding a dragon when you never use that dragon to protect your daughters from unwanted teen marriages? We’re just not given a good enough justification for why her behavior is so weird and frustrating towards her daughters.

Make her Maegor’s daughter though…most of her behavior as an adult makes more sense. Like a worse version of Rhaenyra’s childhood almost - a father desperate for a son, but lowkey obsessed with his daughter, who makes all his hang ups about his parents the problems of every woman around him, except Maegor is out here blood sacrificing and torturing and starting wars and forcing babies on wives he discards quickly and brutally. Then here comes Jaehaerys on a white horse green dragon to save her from the horror her life has become, and he loves her so much he runs away with her even though Alyssa says they shouldn’t marry because people won’t like it. And they have beautiful children, and a beautiful marriage, and build a beautiful kingdom.

Then her pregnancies start getting dangerous. Gaemon, then Valerion, die. Alysanne thinks of the shriveled up mutants she called brothers, if Maegor’s taint has passed to her. Her perfect husband ignores her no, and forces Gael on her. Alysanne remembers that he said nothing to Rogar when Alyssa died, merely wept. Then her daughters start to die. Daella, Alyssa, Viserra, all within a few years. Then Jaehaerys makes Saera watch as he murders her boyfriend, calls her a whore, and says Alysanne cannot follow Saera to Lys. Alysanne thinks of Maegor torturing the Harroways over Alys’ presumed infidelity. Jaehaerys says he’s sorry, and her daughter badgers her into forgiving him, and she remembers how she helped Jaehaerys badger Alyssa into forgiving Rogar. Not two years later, Jaehaerys passes over Rhaenys. Alysanne thinks of how she was never enough for her father, how she felt so superior to Rhaena banished to Dragonstone and resented by Aerea, yet there she is dragging Gael away from court because she can’t stand to be with Jaehaerys. How her father was surrounded by dead women and dead babies and how Jaehaerys is surrounded by his own dead daughters, but surely she did the right thing, surely Maegor was worse, surely the realm is better off? Is he right to pass over Rhaenys? Is she enabling a man just as monstrous as her father? She will never decide, because Maegelle will guilt her about keeping Gael isolated at Dragonstone, and Alysanne will do as she’s told, just like Rhaena, and Alyssa, and Jeyne, Elinor, Ceryse, Alys, and Tyanna, just like every one of her daughters.

I do get why Alysanne is Alyssa & Aenys’ and not Maegor’s. The weird Targ babies, the line not descending from Visenya, Jaehaerys and Alysanne being held up as the perfect Targaryen couple specifically because they are brother and sister and dragon riders. I do even think canon Alysanne is likely traumatized by her time as a hostage on Dragonstone, and the ensuing war, and the trauma bond that caused with Jaehaerys, and it makes her idolize Jaehaerys, and then he isolates her at Dragonstone so he can swiftly and safely marry, groom, and knock her up. It’s not like,,,, a fun time, and it’s enough to make anyone crazy and weird about their daughters, but I think having her father be Maegor makes Alysanne herself much deeper because it gives her, as the most beloved Targaryen queen, a blood tie to the most hated Targaryen king, and a marriage to the most beloved Targaryen king. It fits better with a lot of the themes of the main series (again, imo) - forcing the spotlight on the outsiders to see how the affect the story from behind the scenes. The fall of Aegon’s sons, and The Long Reign, not told from the PoV or to serve the PoV of any of the kings or princes, but of the queen that tied them all together.

#anti jaehaerys i targaryen #f&b critical #fire and blood critical #asks #thesadboy #like he kind of does this with aenys & maegor by focusing on alyssa and rhaena and the wives and visenya. #but the Moment jaehaerys enters the scene he completely dominates it. the same way daemon and aemond do actually. #but this is not. it should not!! be their story. that’s not how the main series is told anyway!! #if f&b isn’t told by a dornish maester than it should have been written by a septa!!! #nuns wrote books!!!!! #rich noblewomen wrote novels and poetry!!!!!!! #GEORGE DO YOU READ WOMEN. I AM NO LONGER ASKING POLITELY. #i went to look for her mother and apparently this was just a mistake elio made and i’m even more depressed. i can’t believe i’m saying this #but elio damn your mind. #i bet he saw that and went ‘wait which one is her fucjing mother’ and george was like what in the goddamn hell are you talking about. #idk who would be her mother in this au. if we want to keep her within 3 ish years of jaehaerys it Has to be alys or ceryse. ceryse hightowe #is the hilarious and obvious choice. but don’t count out alys harroway second wife here either. #then there’s rhaena as her mother which with the canon timeline makes him 12 years older and isn’t THAT horrible let’s stop here actually.

[alitherandom]

Ok I'm going to say it. I feel like the only reason they had to kill Tech was because the plot would move way too fast with him still in it. There's no doubt in my mind he'd find out what an m count was as well as the location of Tantiss and probably even Hemlock's home address and social security number in the span of about five minutes. Not to mention I doubt there'd be half as many action scenes considering there's no way he'd sit back and let Hunter, Crosshair and Wrecker throw hands with a former sith assassin (or at least he'd make them negotiate first.) Tech was far too powerful and even though he's only been mentioned as a plot device so far (which frustrates me) his absence is still very visible.

Same goes for Echo. I feel like the rest of the squad could use his common sense, but he's also conveniently absent. (I miss him.) I feel like the two of them share the team's braincell ngl

And also I think it's funny envisioning Tech just respawning on Eriadu and proceeding to walk halfway across the galaxy to show up on Hemlock's doorstep before giving him severe paranoia and getting some well deserved revenge. Just saying.

#anyway i'd take that over him being cx 2 #i'll stop talking now #ali's delusional ramblings #the bad batch #bad batch #star wars tbb #bad batch tech #tech tbb #tbb tech #clone trooper tech #echo tbb #bad batch echo #clone trooper echo #arc trooper echo #tbb hunter #hunter bad batch #tbb wrecker #wrecker bad batch #tbb crosshair #crosshair bad batch #tbb spoilers #bad batch season 3 spoilers #tbb s3 spoilers #tbb season 3 spoilers #bad batch spoilers

[sophiekarim]

ALI HADJI-HESHMATI as GEORGE KARIM Lockwood & Co. 1x03: Doubt Thou the Stars (Deleted Scene)

George just looks like he wants to disown Lockwood even though it’s his house he’s living in 😂🤣🤣

#I just love George so fucking much #one main reason bc we’re both Karim’s #AYYYYYYYY 🙌🏼🙌🏼 #he isn’t talked about enough #his reaction is EVERYTHING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #he just looks like he’s absolutely done with Lockwood lmao #this is a George Casper Karim appreciation post #george karim #george casper karim #ali hadji heshmati #anthony lockwood #lucy carlyle #locklyle #lockwood and co #lockwood & co. #lockwood & co deleted scene #it shouldn’t have been deleted #this actually happened for me lol

[liesmyth]

remember when I said "Ali Hazelwood's brand is awkward STEM heroines and hunky male love interests who aren't afraid to eat pussy"

well, I'm reading her vampire/werewolf romance, and

CALLED IT

#book talk #bride by ali hazelwood #ali hazelwood

[yaesnovels]

eternal (snippet)

blade x fem!reader

tw; battle with swords and a knife, mention of almost-but-not-really-serious injuries.

a/n: just wrote this bit in the bus on my notes app in like fifteen minutes. not proofread obvi, don‘t mind any mistakes please and thank you <3

"fuck, blade, okay. you win. i give up", you whisper breathlessly, dropping your sword that you were fighting the stellaron hunter despite knowing how much more advanced he was with his swordsmanship than you and you basically stood no chance.

"oh yeah? you give up? nice try", blade shot you a glance — nothing but hatred in his eyes — as he, too, dropped his sword but grabbed a smaller knife to hold it against your throat, the sharpness slightly cutting into your skin causing you to hiss in pain.

"i give up, ren. i—"

"don‘t. you. dare. call me ren. you lost that privilege when you betrayed me", blade pressed the knife more into your throat, just slightly next to where he would hit your carotid artery.

"blade. i‘m so sorry. i wish i had the chance to explain before you come to the conclusion to kill me like you absolutely have any right to. but i am perfectly fine knowing that i spent some of my most beautiful moments in life with you. i am just so sorry that i hurt you like that. i never intended to", you said, voice nothing but a mere whisper as some blood dripped onto your shirt and you were trying to move your head as little as possible.

before he would finally end your life.

to your surprise, he pulled the knife away. he was looking at you with tears in his eyes — something you had only experienced once in your short time as one of the stellaron hunters.

when you betrayed him and fought against him alongside the members of the astral express.

only he didn‘t know that you did this because of your love for him. because you wanted to be with him for all eternity instead of leaving him eventually because you grew old and he was stuck with his immortality.

here is a random draft i came up with. plan is to write this once i‘m back in germany on wednesday and post it by next weekend <3

this might end up having smut tho i might also just keep it angsty. not sure yet on that part.

#. aly talks ! #honkai star rail #honkai star rail angst #hsr #hsr angst #honkai star rail blade #hsr blade #blade angst #blade x reader #blade x you #honkai star rail fanfiction #hsr fanfiction

[5iceroy]

me when brunette men get a horrible fade and shave off all their natural curls. no one talk to me.

#charles leclerc #ali talking