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harrypotterjelly · 3 years

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Random Harry Potter Next Gen Headcanons

Victorie Delacour Weasley

ravenclaw

oldest weasley grandchild

very intelligent and popular

fashionable asf

prefect n head girl

did ballet as a child

loved it

probs a healer

a lot like fleur

Dominique Delacour Weasley

gryffindor

born in 2002

rebellious and daring

party girl

keeper on the quidditch team

got pregnant as a teen

a bit irresponsible but fiercly caring

similar to her uncle george

Louis Delacour Weasley

gryffindor/ravenclaw

gay

born in 2004

artistic

dancer

bad at maths

animal lover, adopts many strays

gets away with anything lol

tall boi

quite like his uncle charlie

James Potter II

gryffindor

born in 2004

jock

very emotional

mama's boy

tries a bit too hard

prefect

chaser on the quidditch team

captain in his sixth and seventh year

extrovert

a lot like ron and sirius

Albus Potter

slytherin

autistic

gay

born in 2006

definetely had an emo phase

taller than James since he was 13 and James was 15

terrible at quidditch

and duelling

great at potions

loves his bf scorpius

feels like the black sheep of the family

omg what if that's his patronus

a lot like lily evans and his godfather neville

Lily Potter

gryffindor

born in 2009

great seeker

everyone treats her like a baby

but in reality she can beat all her brothers in a duel

a perfect mix of harry and ginny

Rose Granger Weasley

gryffindor

lesbian

born in 2006

annoyingly good at everything

even quidditch

can be a bit snooty and arrogant

also puts too much strain on herself

prefect, head girl, leader of many student study clubs and a chaser

a lot like hermione

Hugo Granger Weasley

gryffindor

born in 2008

besties with Lily Potter

very innocent

a bit shy

quidditch obsessed

was the commentator for a bit

loves muggle studies

short boi

a lot like his grandfather arthur

Fred Weasley II

gryffindor

pan

born in 2003

mixed race!!

surprisingly, the good twin

it's weird how unlike his dad he is

prefect?? somehow

also liked history of magic and ancient runes

chess nerd

surprisingly like percy

and angelina

Roxanne Weasley

gryffindor

ace

mixed!

the rebellious twin

mcgonagalls worst nightmare

very much like her father

besties with Dominique

beater

the actual reincarnation of her uncle fred

Molly Weasley II

ravenclaw

born in 2005

the mom friend

her mum was a muggle

maths vibes

tries to be exactly like grandmother molly

Lucy Weasley

ravenclaw

born in 2008

trans mtf

she did not attend her last two years at hogwarts because she wanted to stay in the muggle world with her mum, audrey weasley

Teddy Lupin

hufflepuff

gender fluid

queer

is considered harry's son even though he is never formally adopted

gets spoiled by harry

tries to be like his dad but turns out way more like his mother

loves to have tea with molly and andromeda

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fruitcoops · 3 years

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Guess the Two of Us

Hey folks! I’ve been watching Cut videos recently to get inspiration for more Lions social media fics and have found several wonderful ideas. This is based on the video where someone has to match up couples from a group people they’ve never met--I love O’Knutzy, but seeing as they’re not out yet, I did not include them in this.

Sweater Weather credit goes to @lumosinlove, but Grace is mine! Let me know if you’re still enjoying the social media fics :)

“Do I just talk to the camera?” a young woman in a yellow dress asked. Someone offscreen nodded and she smiled. “Hello, hockey fans! I’m Grace and I’ll be doing a video for the Lion Pride channel today.”

“Grace, do you keep up with the hockey world?” Marlene’s voice was a bit muffled behind the camera.

“Not at all, I’m more into softball, baseball, that kind of thing.”

“Do you live in Gryffindor?”

“Nope! I’m visiting family and I was in the coffee shop across the street when someone offered to have me film a video for the network.”

“We’re going to bring ten people out and you’re going to match the couples. Sound good?”

“Oh, god, this is going to be hard,” Grace laughed. “Sure, I’ll give it a tryrst.”

“Alright, the rest of you can line up behind her. Grace, I’ll tell you when you can turn around and start guessing. You can ask them to hold hands, kiss, dance, whatever will give you a better idea of their relationship.” Ten people walked out from behind the camera into a loose semi-circle. “Ready? Go!”

“Whew, okay, no pressure.” Grace turned to face them. “Okay, first one.” She bit her lip and scanned the group, then pointed to Lily and Natalie hesitantly. “You both look very nice and very intimidating. Could you come here for a second and hold hands?”

“Are you using new moisturizer?” Lily asked as she twined their fingers together; Kasey covered his mouth in the background. “Your hands are so soft.”

Grace looked between them for a moment, narrowing her eyes. “As much as you two would make an absolute power couple, I think you’re just really good friends. Who’s the guy that’s laughing over there?”

“I’m Kasey,” he said around his laughter.

“You’re her boyfriend, aren’t you?” She gestured to Natalie; he didn’t answer the question, but she nodded anyway. “Yeah, I’m calling it.”

“Nat, Kasey, you guys can stand over to the left,” Marlene said.

“I’m feeling a little better now, this is good!” Grace said as she faced the others again, bouncing on her toes a bit. “Tall guy and slightly shorter guy, can you come up?”

“Since when am I ‘slightly shorter guy’?” James grumbled as he walked over with Sirius.

“Since we met! I’ve always been taller than you.”

“The banter is a good sign,” Grace mused. “Hmmm. If you’re comfortable, could you give him a kiss on the cheek?” Sirius leaned down and planted one on James, who grinned. “This is tough. You’re either dating or just, like, peak best friends.”

“You can ask them to say, ‘I love you’,” Marlene suggested out of frame.

Grace turned back to them. “Could you?”

They faced each other and James took Sirius’ hands, looking deep into his eyes. “I love you.”

“Love you, too—” Sirius caught himself at the last second and Grace sighed.

“You were going to finish that with ‘dude’ or something, weren’t you?” she asked; his poker face broke immediately. “Damn it. I thought I had that one.”

“She’s good at this,” Lily commented from the line.

“Can you come to the front for a second? Sirius, you can head back.”

Lily stuck her hands in her pockets as she stood next to James. “I get the slightly shorter guy. Nice.”

Grace paused. “At first I was almost positive you were together, but now I feel like you would step on him. Is that rude?” Everyone else started cheering and she smiled as James flushed. “Sorry, you just have a presence!”

“Thank you!”

“Alright, I can’t decide. You can both go back,” she finally said. Remus gave Lily a nudge as she returned to her place and Grace’s eyebrows rose. “Sweater guy, can you step up to the plate?” Remus obliged and she tilted her head to the side. “So, I was going to say you were Lily’s boyfriend because of the little moment back there, but there is no way you’re heterosexual.”

He pinched the bridge of his nose as the rest of the group burst out laughing. “I mean, you’re right, but holy shit that was fast. Twenty-five years of pretending to be straight, wasted.”

“Hey, same!” They high-fived and she surveyed the other seven people. “Hmmm. Can the guy in the red shirt come over for a minute?” Talker walked over with a wide grin on his face. “Oh, the vibe is definitely there. I feel like he steals your sweaters.” Out of Grace’s sightline, dawning horror overtook Sirius’ face. “Can you hug?”

“Yeah, sure.” Talker held his arms out and Remus settled into them, giving him a tight squeeze around the chest.

“I can see it, I can see it,” Grace said, nodding. “Yeah, I think you two are a couple.”

“Three pairs left,” Marlene said.

“How are all of you so pretty?” Grace sighed as she turned back to the group. “Can the lady in the purple shirt and the one who looks like she could bench-press me come forward? What do you two do for a living?”

“Professional hockey,” Noelle said.

June grinned. “I’m a mechanic.”

“That’s so cool. Hmm. Could you slow dance for a second?” June wrapped her arms around Noelle’s waist, leaving a decent amount of room between them as they swayed. “You’re so cute together, oh my god.”

“Is that a yes?” June asked as they separated.

“Absolutely.” Grace blew out a long breath. Only James, Sirius, Heather, and Lily were left. “This is so difficult. How did it get harder with fewer people? Well, the lovely lady in the jacket has a rainbow pin, so I’m going to say you two are together. I am a hundred percent sure those two guys aren’t dating because of the ‘bro’ thing, but there’s nobody else left.”

“Do you want to do a rematch before your final decision?” Marlene offered.

Grace looked over at the group of already-paired couples on the left. She hesitated, then shook her head. “I know I got at least two wrong, but I don’t want to mess everything else up.”

“In that case, you’re going to face the camera and close your eyes. Everyone, get together with your real partners and put rings on if you have them.”

“Rings?” Her jaw dropped. “Some of them are married?”

“There’s one married couple and two are engaged.”

“If I accidentally ruined someone’s future, please know that I am so sorry.”

“There’s a very low chance of that,” Sirius said as he slid his ring on.

“Okay, Grace, turn around.”

Grace turned and covered her mouth with both hands. “Awww! How many did I get right?”

“One.”

“One?” Kasey and Natalie waved, and she sighed. “Please tell me you’re at least engaged.”

“Nope, sorry.”

“Shit.”

“Let’s start with this end,” Marlene laughed. “Pots, Lils, go ahead.”

“For the record, she could definitely step on me.” James grinned and kissed Lily’s temple. “We’re the married ones.”

“Wait, that’s so cute,” Grace said softly. “I totally see it.”

“So, why didn’t you pair them up?” Marlene asked.

“I don’t know! It seems so obvious now. How long have you been together?”

Lily leaned her head on James’ shoulder. “We met about eight years ago, had a baby last winter, and got married this past summer.”

“Congratulations!” June and Heather walked up next, hand-in-hand. “Well, at least I didn’t put either of you with one of the guys.”

June shrugged. “Noelle’s a cutie. If I wasn’t already engaged to the love of my life, I’d go there.”

“I put you two together because you had the jock-for-jock thing going, but this right here is couple goals.” Grace sniffled slightly. “Is it normal to get emotional about other people’s love?”

“You have three other couples to get through, you can’t cry yet!” Heather teased playfully as they moved to the end of the line.

Natalie winked. “You had us figured out right away.”

“Your boyfriend couldn’t stop laughing!”

Kasey snorted. “Sorry, it’s just that there’s a running joke among our friends that Lily and Nat are the true power couple. Even I didn’t notice the hand lotion, and we live together.”

She gasped as Talker and Noelle took their place. “Wait, what?”

“Surprise, I’m not a lesbian!” Noelle said, doing jazz hands. “Very flattered, though.”

“How do all these make so much sense?” Grace shook her head in disbelief. “At least I wasn’t wrong about the jock-for-jock vibe for one of the couples.”

Marlene stepped slightly into view. “Why didn’t you put Thomas and Noelle with each other?”

Grace shrugged. “They both had such good chemistry with the other people in the group. I’m sure I would’ve paired them up if I had seen them together, though.”

“Alright, final couple.” Talker and Noelle joined the back of the line; Sirius wrapped his arms around Remus’ waist as they stepped forward.

“You were right about the jock thing for two of the couples, actually,” Remus said with a grin. “Very impressive.”

“How did I miss this?” Grace looked at the camera crew, then back at them. “How the hell did I miss this?”

“Don’t worry, we were all oblivious for about three and a half months,” James said ruefully.

“Are you all friends?”

“All the guys play for the Lions, Gryffindor’s hockey team,” Marlene explained.

“The hockey questions make a lot more sense now. Does that mean you two play for the same team?”

“Literally or figuratively?” The corners of Sirius’ mouth twitched up as James rolled his eyes. “Yes, and yes. I’m the team captain.”

“I play wing,” Remus said.

“Did you two meet through hockey?”

Remus made a ‘so-so’ motion. “Sort of. I was the Lions’ physical therapist for two years before I was a player. We started spending more time together after Sirius broke his ankle.”

“Are you the other engaged couple?” Sirius beamed and held up his left hand. “Yeah, I thought so. Congrats, you’re both adorable!”

“Merci.”

“Do you want to sign us off, Grace?” Marlene asked as Sirius and Remus rejoined the rest of the group.

She turned to the camera and waved. “Thanks for watching, everyone!”

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annarendellsa · 3 years

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my heathers headcanons

it's the way i see them and draw them, you don't have to agree! this is based on both the musical and the movie

CW: mention of suic*de and e*ting disorders (bulimia) as well as various mental illnesses

Heather Duke

• heather duke is aromantic and yes its because she wears green, have you seen her socks in the off broadway musical? /hj

• more seriously, she IS aromantic but it took some time for her to figure out. she is allo but she doesn't label her sexuality, and she was always confused and frustrated to experience sexual attraction but never romantic attraction; she had a hard time accepting this part of herself.

• post heathers: maybe she discovers about non binary identities and asks her girlfriends to test out they/them pronouns on her? idk? aro-agender duke?

• she also struggles with empathy as she is naturally apathic

• and she's putting this image of a cold mean girl because she believes she can only be that given she's aro and ND

• post musical: she had no idea mcnamara actually tried to commit suic*de and when veronica tells her she breaks down in tears and spend a few days writing an apology letter to mcnamara

• post musical: mcnamara helps her to develop her compassion, knowing it's not her fault she's incapable of empathy. she didn't have to forgive her, but they did, and it really motivates duke to become a better person and be as nice as her

• post musical: she sees a doctor! she eventually recovers from her bulimia. veronica and mac are 100% supportive of her recovery, and very proud

• she gets bigger as part of her recovery and learns to embrace it

• duke is very pale with really dark and thick hair and eyebrows, soft features and quite a lot of body hair

• you know the bootleg where duke has blonde hair? when she's on the tv she speaks german and i vibe with german duke now

• duke Cannot say fuck and if someone is prude/innocent/idk it's her. the why are you pulling my dick was just to fluster veronica i think

Heather McNamara

• they use she/they pronouns!! just because. she still identifies as a girl though

• mac is autistic of course, it's like semi canon in the musical

• since she's very tall (movie) she stims while standing like being on the tip of her toes or rocking back and forth and the others can be quite annoyed because she moves a lot but they never snap at her

• post musical: veronica finds her stimming endearing and they know it's safe to stim around her, especially since veronica stims herself

• post musical: mac hums as a stim too and you can often find macnamawyer snuggling on the floor while humming in harmonies together

• she used to mask a LOT and it played a big part in her depression. she knows they had to stop themselves from stimming when she was a heather, she had been the weird kid in middle school but now that chandler took her under her wing, she has to pretend to be NT in order to stay in the lifeboat (😭)

• she's a lesbian!! of course she is

• she knows it since she is in middle school and has been """gal pals"""" with chandler since them but she still struggles with it she has comphet yk, but still less than chandler

• chanamara definitely practiced kissing together "to be ready when we'll have to kiss boys" 👀👀👀

• chandler always had a soft spot for mac and tried to hide it by being cruel to duke

• post musical: it took mac some time to understand that duke had nothing against her personally. she was chill with them until chandler died. from that moment she had to prove herself as the new queen bee and mac was a collateral victim

• duke definetely gave her trauma though and mac is in the process of trusting her again

• mac themselves is not a cinnamon roll just yet and she still has to make up for what they've done to others

• mcnamara has nicknames like mcNcheese or macaroni (veronica came up with those)

• they're also a vegetarian and she loves yellow food

• like she ever only eats yellow food actually (autistic thing). that girl is deficient! part of why she looks that fragile and thin

• also i see mcnamara as mixed race with golden/light brown skin and they have this type of curly curly hair but she straightens it all the time so it's only just wavy (once again, to blend in with the heathers)

• her natural hair colour is actually a dark strawberry blonde? her dad is irish and he's a redhead that's why (stole this from @cam-eats-candles hehe) but she dyes it so it's lighter

• post musical: she starts wearing her natural hair!! and goes with her mom to the afro hairdresser to start to get her curls done right (cornrows mac!!)

• their parents divorced (movie) and it's for the best. mac has daddy issues and only goes to her dad to get cute jewellery for their girlfriends 💖 (he doesn't just sell engagement rings. a lot of regular expensive rings, really)

• she's not a baby, she's not weak nor completely innocent and pure!! the girl is a head cheerleader, she's strong and flexible as hell.

Heather Chandler

• heather chandler is Also a lesbian BUT she is on the ace spectrum like demisexual? so yeah she's double disgusted when she "sleeps" with men

• as a queen bee she's also convinced that the only way to exist is through male validation :(

• chandler is taller than duke and veronica but shorter than mac

• chandler's skin is like rosy and it freckles very easily. i see her with the same cloudylike hair she has in the movie, dark blonde, with the red scrunchie only holding back some of her hair

• she is Buff and is genuinely into sports (lesbian jock like regina george)

• she has a sharp hourglass shape her shoulders are broad and her legs long and strong. she could lift veronica against a wall easily. and she did

Veronica Sawyer

• ADHD!! she's been diagnosed for a while but only became medicated post musical

• bisexual!! so bisexual!! without a preference. she's always been open and proud about it and her parents are supportive

• for me veronica is brown, with thick and dark hair and dark brown eyes, midsize, average height

Martha Dunnstock

• that's canon i know, but she's fat, and not the socially acceptable-hourglass kind of fat. big arms! big tummy! double chin! (i see fanart of her just being chubby quite often and it's ANNOYING like that's a big part of her character)

• she's perfectly healthy like this as are many fat people :))

• i also like the hc that her attempt at sewer slide made her permanently disabled and that she keeps using a wheelchair! because it happens, it's important to show it, and it gives me a lot of ideas for cute kindergarten girlfriends prompts 💓💓

• of course realistically being fat AND physically disabled in the 80's was and is not an easy thing to go through but it's in my head so

• she's also a tiny bit taller than veronica

• i don't hate the outfit she wears in the off broadway show, but I like her west end outfit better!! it's a lot more 80's inspired and i totally see her in kidcore/clowncore etc, even if pastels are cool too

• in the current west end version, martha is played by a black woman and she looks amazing! however I've been drawing and imagining martha as east/south east asian, for no reason really?? also idk kinda rubs me the wrong way that in the more official versions of heathers it's always duke that is black, or martha? not the others? hmm

• i'm not comfortable with hcs that exclusively babyfy her or patronise her like a bunny rabbit just bc she's a fat outcast who likes unicorns!! she's not just cute and giggly! martha can and does swear and she Fucks, like mcnamara

• big round glasses + big nose + long brown hair

• taking inspiration from the princess bride line but she's a huge movie nerd. yes she loves happy endings but she also loves horror movies, as long as they have a happy ending

• she never gets a makeover omg y'all just hate people with glasses and a childish aesthetic istg

• she takes this aesthetic further though and

• post musical and high school: she doesn't just wear baggy clothes anymore as she only did that to prevent more bullying. she develops an unique style with a lot of pink and glitter and she's awesome

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ok this is getting long ill probably do more!! tell me what you think <3

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dallonm-archive · 3 years

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favourite writeblr ocs tag game!

i was tagged by a couple people but thank you @pamsdrabbles for starting this tag! this idea is so cute and this list is by no means complete!

Rules: Take this as an opportunity to gush about your favourite OCs on writeblr!

elijah by @aetherwrites

i could pick so many of rose’s characters because she puts so much love into them but elijah just has. such a warm energy to him. i think its physically Impossible to not love him. his character is such a breath of fresh air and i love how his jock exterior doesn’t define his character at all. like all of rose’s characters, he just feels so human

annalise by @pamsdrabbles

in rose’s answer to this tag she said that annalise shows how there’s strength in softness and i totally agree! annalise is the exact type of character you want to root for and the journey she goes on is remarkable. i love the way she stands up for herself, and subverts the expectations of traditional noir/murder mysery/detective stories

dorian by @kitblogsthings

WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU TODAY MY KING!!!!! dorian is such an icon, such a meme, but he also has this deep vulnerability and complexity to his story which makes him so likeable. also he is count christmas, spreading the christmas cheer!!

maddox by @svpphicwrites

if i have a crush on maddox, yes i do <3 i just think she is SO cool and interesting. y’all already know i love powerful lesbians who don’t take shit from people but i especially LOVE those characters who also have depth. if she punched me in the face i would thank her

theo by @ravens-and-rivers

ani puts so much effort and attention to detail into her characters and watching theo develop has been a delight. theo is Soft Boy, which we always love, but it comes with a great deal of complexity, trauma and vulnerability that all together makes a character that feels so real

nadine by @writerlywonders

i can’t not love nadine. she sounds like such a sweetheart and i want nothing but the best for her. we love tall, mysterious looking girls who are really just awkward and a bit goofy and that makes her feel so so relatable. i just wish she had better luck with plants :(

rainey by @shaelinwrites

rainey’s relationship with god, her home, her sexuality and herself has such a poignant delicacy and is written in a way that feels so dreamy yet so real. you can’t not feel for her and the journey she’s on. i just want the best for her. [also fuck gabriel! all my homies hated gabriel]

faun by @alicewestwater

i have just always! had such a soft spot for faun! i love his aesthetic (that moodboard from his character intro lives in my head rent free), his depth, and the fact that he sounds like an absolute sweetheart. his friendship with lillith is also so pure!! i cry!! [also real ones know that faunlix will prevail 😌 /hj]

harrison by @coffeeandcalligraphy

it’s hard to pick between The Boys, but i am obsessed with harrison. especially in rachel’s latest updates, i’ve loved reading his narrative and the deep, deep emotional complexity he’s having to untangle [him swimming in the ocean under a storm? a MOMENT]. also his vibes are just immaculate? king can we please go to the disco together

felix by @bijouxs

the superior felix!! i LOVE him. want the best for him. i feel for the amount of pressure on that boy’s shoulders and i think he just needs to be shown that he’s loved :( i also know he has the BEST spotify playlist. if y’all have not checked out jackdaw, you need to - em makes some of the PRETTIEST posts on this site and i love how much love she puts into them

isaac by @themillionthdraft

auri you give us a quiet, perceptive creative writing student whose character/aesthetic revolves around winter and expect me NOT to fall in love?? smh /hj. like he is just trying to get his degree but there are! ghosts everywhere! in case yall haven’t realised, cozy characters who are Going Through It is my thing, and isaac’s character arc is so captivating and i cannot wait to see where it goes

this post is going to get way too long so some other characters i really love: the man by @isherwoodj, kit by @howdy-writes, connor and aman [they are a duo ok!!] by @aelenko, petra by @chayscribbles, sachi by @ljscrawls, deepika by @haldimilks, jude by @radiomacbeth !!!

i think a lot of people have already done this tag so if i’ve mentioned you in here and you haven’t been tagged, or you’re just reading this and want to gush about some ocs then say i tagged you!

#tag games

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kentaroranda · 3 years

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👀 + Mack!!

mack is sexy and cool so anyone that doesn't love them is wrong but sadly riverdale is full of objectively stupid people so, not a lot of people have had a crush on them;

toni - childhood friends to lovers! except not really lovers because toni keeps sidelining mack and stringing them along and it breaks mack's heart so they finally decide to move on (when they meet veronica oop-)

veronica - figures out she's a lesbian not too long after meeting mack and those two situations are very much related. veronica thinks mack is kind of rough around the edges at first, and then she just keeps thinking about mack more and more and well,,, they have such a superior dynamic which is just 'short femme lesbian that will murder a person and tall jock himbo that holds their girlfriend's purse as they do a murder'

jellybean - has such a sweet innocent crush on mack the moment she met them, very much the 'in awe of cool older queer people' vibe. jb gets all blushy when mack is around and it's the cutest thing

send me 👀 + an oc and I'll tell you who has/had a crush on them!

#asks #ch: mack #luucypevensie #thank u for the ask!!!!!#💌#mack has rlly grown into a way bigger character than originally planned lol #all thanks to all of u asking about them tbh i love u all

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kazumahashimoto · 4 years

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cheer danshi gender and sexuality master list. i went over the genders in my trans kazu analysis but :) well. so i will just make a whole post. some of these will be expanded upon and some won't🤷‍♀️

kazu - gay trans guy. undoubtedly the gayest character in cheer danshi. i don't think he neccesarily knew he was TRANS when his parents were still alive but i think he definitely made it a point to not want to be in dresses and such and his parents were more than happy to allow that. kazu loves his mom so so much and he named himself after her once he was ready to pick a new name :) i imagine him and haru writing a list of names and circling things and crossing them out and what not. i also just adore the idea of kazu being trans and the captain of an all men's cheer club. it would be so liberating and scary at the same time. it gives even more reason fur him wanting haru to join so bad. him being trans and his relationship with saku also makes me very happy :) saku seeing another trans guy on the cheer squad (the CAPTAIN even) and especially being a FLIER..... i mean we saw how happy he was. i can (AND DID LOL) do a wholeeeee analysis on trans kazu though so i'll leave it at that.

saku - gay trans guy. GENUINELY gay not even coded. i don't care. like saku has THE MOST EXPLICIT CRUSH on kazu. he is not coded. the only thing they could have done to make it more obvious is just have him fucking say i'm gay. he's gay. genuinely canon gay character in cheer danshi. explictly. he's also absolutely trans coded. the amount of times someone has asked "are you sure you aren't a girl" is unbearable. in the manga we see him like actually getting harassed over it not just shitty gen being an asshole fur Funsies. HOWEVER it's not all bad!!! saku likes wearing cute things and even though he's a little insecure sometimes he never let's that stop him from doing what he loves!! and of course at the end of the show we get his line about how he was worried about how "little and girlish" he was until he met kazu. i relate to saku a lot especially with not being passing so yeah little trans boy.

sho - gay nb. i imagine his gender IS that he's gay yknow. very much he loves men and also not having a gender. his clothes are hideous. i think it's very very very funny to say he's gay coded just because of his clothes and even if that's not what coding means this is MY show. i decide which characters are canonically gay. and shou is the second gayest.

hisashi - gay trans guy. the final gay of the four gay men. he had his little "i don't talk to girls" moment and he has an enemies to lovers with takeru. kinda gay. takeru is shown walking hisashi's dog in one of the box set covers soooooo i assume things are going well. i'm saying he's trans not only because i want takeru to be the token cis between him hisashi and saku but ALSO because i want saku to have another trans person that he's close to and NOT madly in love with.

haru - bi and cis. i think haru being cis is 1 funny and 2 reallyyyy adds to kazu's mental illness. i don't think kazu would idolize him being CIS but i DO think he'd idolize things like his voice getting deeper and having a flat chest. i felt like that a LOT when i was friends with cis boys but i never wanted to BE cis so i imagine kazu going through that as well. when him and kazu were in judo together he made it clear to his parents that kazu was gonna be on the boys team with him and him and haruko made sure no one gave him any problems. also he's bi because protag of course he's bi.

wataru - bi and cis. sometimes he says gay things and he gets flustered over girls.

ton - bi and cis. very nice :) his gf chihiro is so sweet and nice and they have matching phone cases which is so cute!!!! they are just so cute with each other i love them sm....

gen - cishet. rot

ichiro - cishet. rot

takeru - bi and cis. token cis as a said and his little enemies to lovers with hisashi.

chen - gay and cis. him and saku talk about cute boys together and they go to the mall. little fruity friends call that twink alliance.

kin - bi trans guy. i want him to be trans really really badly especially because of his friendship with saku in the manga but also because idk he's just very tall and intimidating and i want him to be trans. ALSO dou and natsuki look up to him SO much and i imagine they've known each other since FUREVER and i want kin to have that support. also kin has a big crush on coach takegi and it very much gives woman picking up man vibes like i don't think she's interested but he is very respectful and i think big intimidating man just wants to be cared fur.....

dou - bi trans guy. he looks up to kin SO much and kin being trans as well just makes him so much happy and they support each other a lot :)

natsuki - bi and cis. i want the little cis boy to look up to the big trans man. also natsuki and dou are dating. also the three of them are a little bi trio

takumi - gay and cis. something about him man. gay.

takuya - bi and cis. something about him man. bi. i think him and kin probably make out at LEAST once a week. "oh we've just been job hunting together" EVERYDAY? so often you're missing practice? smells fruity to me.

haruko - bi and cis. and gnc. she had the line "sometimes i wish i had just been born a boy so things would be easier" because she was frustrated that haru didn't need to work as hard as she did to be good at judo so that's partially why i hc them both as cis. i do think she's gnc though just cos that's the vibe. they never met in the anime but i think her and sakura could be cute together <3 also her and haru bi siblings.

sakura - lesbian and cis. her and sho are very much gay best friends. she was a jock femme, he was a jock twink. they are good friends :)

chihiro - bi trans girl!!!!! she is so cute and sweet and kinda clumsy and i just love her so much. her and ton are so cute. they're just so cute.

takegi - bi and cis. idk who her previous partner was but she has a son and she is a very good mom and coach 😌 milf

and yeah that's everyone i think 👍

#weeee #cheer danshi

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visionaxry · 4 years

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The Half of It (2020)

what I did like

This movie was very refreshing because it didn’t have the same cheesy glossy Netflix vibe. We all remember such “masterpieces” as Tall Girl and The Kissing Booth, and it’s nice to see that The Half of It was actually a genuine story.

I really liked the way Ellie’s culture and her family was represented in the movie. We don’t usually see families whose first language isn’t English having conversations in their native language on screen, even though it’s unrealistic. And here it wasn’t even a big deal, it just came naturally.

The meaning behind the title and the story was beautiful. In the last scene when Ellie observes other passengers on the train who are sitting alone, the realization hits that all people are a half of somebody’s story. In friendships, romantic and family relationships there’re always two halves, two people who make them up. People aren’t perfect, you can’t just meet someone who will fit you. Relationships blossom from the work that both people put in. [“Love, it’s not finding your perfect half. It’s the trying, and reaching, and falling.”]

Also having an Asian lead and lesbian representation in a mainstream movie was pretty great.

things that weren’t that great

The whole movie felt authentic but at the same time I was left with a lot of questions. Maybe the things I found problems with are nitpicks or they were meant to be that way. And honestly I might have not even noticed them, if only the movie hadn’t left me unfulfilled. You see, once I finished it, I understood that it was lacking something to make a long-lasting impression. That’s what made me go back and think about what didn’t work for me in the movie.

It was hard to understand the school dynamics. The world of the movie felt limited. And people who were on the outside of Ellie’s life — faceless. With such a tiny world, that revolved around three main characters, the football games and talent shows felt out of place because the school life wasn’t established well. I didn’t understand why those guys bullied Ellie and sabotaged her performance. Just to be mean and because they were racist I guess, but they were so absent from the story, that it felt like a plot device and nothing more. Who were those two blonde ladies Ellie kept looking at during the talent show and in church? Just some random judging women? Did I miss something? All these questions just put me out of the story and left me puzzled.

The characters were closed books as well. I didn’t feel connected to any of them.

Aster’s presented like a ‘dream girl’ type of character that we see through Ellie’s eyes. Her boredom and struggle to choose between what she should do and actually wants were mentioned but her emotions and thoughts were still an enigma. Besides, she was cheating on her boyfriend with Paul and everyone was okay with that? It’s not even addressed in the movie.

Ellie was not relatable for me because, again, we didn’t see much of her feelings. If the movie is already including a voice over, why not use it to help the audience understand the main character better? We only see what she’s going through, but we don’t see how.

While Ellie didn’t seem to play an active part in her own life, it was Paul who was moving the story forward. Usually, I enjoy a good-hearted dense jock, but not here. Trying to kiss Ellie even though he was still with Aster, and then not even caring that Aster saw them but instead saying that Ellie’s gonna end up in hell for being gay (and never apologizing for it). Where did the homophobia come from? The fact that he was religious wasn’t that focused on to expect this turn of events. Just as well, it was hard to figure out what was happening inside his head. His character just like everyone else’s felt flat.

Probably the worst scene of the movie happened in the said church. With twenty minutes left, the movie, that so cautiously avoided and reinvented romcom clichés up to this point, suddenly slips into an unrealistic and awkward speech in front of everybody (everybody being the characters that weren’t well developed nor established, so for us they’re just nobody). Can we please stop making the scenes, where characters finally have a revelation or admit their feelings, so damn public? How often is it actually considered cute? Why can’t characters just talk to each other and be open and genuine, without having an audience to clap for them at the end?

Anyway, the premise itself wasn’t groundbreaking (what is it about Netflix making movies about asian girls writing letters?). However, I enjoyed a calm tone this movie had. I wish they’d just made the plot more exciting? or not as confusing?

After watching the trailer I was under an impression that Paul was going to find out sooner that Ellie liked Aster, and the movie would be about him helping her instead, which I still think would make for a more interesting story. It’s a shame we spent so much time on a relationship between Paul and Aster, that was obviously not going to last.

In conclusion, The Half of It won’t become something I’d like to rewatch or contemplate about. With all its good parts the movie was unsatisfying for me. It felt like we weren’t following an arc but were rather seeing a chain of events in a character’s life. That sure is realistic but doesn’t make for a very entertaining story. Nonetheless, I think it was a nice refresher from all the quirky unrealistic romcoms that we’re flooded with.

6/10

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multicoloredbee · 4 years

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Okay okay I'll stop soon

A - Independent business-oriented woman, hates kids

B - big friendly guy, huggable, dad vibes

C - gremlin, probably knows how to build a bomb

D - cool mom friend, knows F

E - would wear all camo, fishes, lifted truck

F - maybe related to E? Lives in an apartment and probably smokes weed but you could never tell, geek

G - bastard, rich and has a study, an absolutely bitch, wears a robe

H - G's only friend, like G-lite but nice

I - young, nice, skinny, smiles a lot

J - like I but older, more outgoing, would twitch stream some Nintendo game I think

K - mom friend like D but with more lesbian vibes, rock music, the "cool mom"

L - like J but if he was super religious, we're talking no premarital hand holding, showing up to your house asking if you've heard the good news kinda religious

M - has a record player, fixes cars, good listener, always smells like weed

N - M's brother, lazy, would hunt, angers easy

O - 0-0 *ominous noises*, clear/white color

P - popular girl, nice to your face, mean behind your back

Q - older woman, regal, probably rich?

R - in the military, jock, just rude enough where its mean but you cant say anything

S - in the military, playful and super nice, determined (dating R probably)

T - in the military to impress S, likes S, super scrawny, tries very hard

U - alien but with compassion

V - related to U but not an alien... no idk how thay works, v smart tho

W - like B but less dad vibes and more preschool teacher vibes, probably codes or builds stuff in his garage

X - alien but with less compassion

Y/Y - Popular girl like P but for the right reasons because shes nice, cheerleader, pink and yellow at the same time... I can see it in my head idk what to tell you (P and K are also multicolored but not as much)

Z - leather jackets and motorcycles, probably has a like foot tall green mohawk and would like to try to jump the Grand Canyon

I used to not think I had synesthesia because the groups IJLWF and UVX dont have very strong personalities that are clear... both have very clear genders and colors tho so I'm guessing I just dont have the STRONGEST OLP ever

0 - O-O *ominous noises*, a baby, clear color

1 - baby, baby boy, baby, white/light gray color

2 - preschooler, very sweet, wears dresses

3 - little kid, plays-in-the-mud kind of kid, toy trucks

4 - early elementary school age? Very smart

5 - like 10ish years old, a little shit who would probably destroy your stuff and blame you

6 - 12ish year old, tomboy, hangs with "the weird kids" at school

7 - no clue with age, kind of a follower, smart but doesnt use it

8 - 7's friend, older than 7, computer smart, not very popular

9 - oldest number (maybe 15-16?), tomboy, kind of like an older 6, skater, very kind to children and old people, not popular

The colors of 7 and 8 are... the only ones I'm unclear on. I KNOW what they are dont get me wrong, theres and association and it doesnt change, but I think it's like Y,P, and K in that the color is multiple at once so I never have any idea how to actually show it to people. 7 is green and blue, 8 is green, dark blue, and orange

Also all the letters are adults, idk why the numbers are so young. They feel older once they're together is bigger numbers over 9

#my post #synesthesia

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