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totalspiffage · 3 years
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It's true that like once you start having ambiguous gender feelings it's a little bit of a free for all like yes I'm a woman but I'm also male and I like being called a boy but I'm not a man like sorry I'm on Advanced Gender nuance now but also my gender is that stuffed fox on a chair.
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accords · 7 years
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From feeling gloomy to dancing on the floor -- r&b will be there for ya
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totalspiffage · 4 years
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logically, i know villains are bad and awful and have usually done terrible things, but i see a hot villain do the villain smirk™ and i just lose all self control
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totalspiffage · 6 years
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Read this craigslist ad for a 1999 toyota corolla.
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totalspiffage · 6 years
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Reposting this from my Twitter because I still love it.
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totalspiffage · 7 years
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If you're going to space. You have to be prepared to fuck the aliens. Or like at least one person on your crew does I get that it's not everyone's thing. I'm just saying. Someone's gotta do it.
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totalspiffage · 6 years
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peak wlw is when you turn into a personification of a sappho poem upon seeing a woman ie most of your words go missing and you only get out fragments of what you want to say
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totalspiffage · 7 years
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If you need a laugh, please remember that once the police had to take my Nan home because she was walking down the street shouting for her cat, but she was British living in America, where it's a little less acceptable to be shouting "PUSSY" at full volume in the street.
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totalspiffage · 7 years
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uwu we’re halfway there
OwO LIVIN ON A PRAYER
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totalspiffage · 7 years
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My therapist suggested replacing “is there anything I can do” with “what do you need” when comforting someone as the first kind of assumes you as part of the equation in helping someone which isn’t always helpful. It also kind of pressures the person suffering to kind of come up with something FOR you to do. Like I get so frustrated with that first question as a person who gets it a lot.
The second not only takes the pressure off but also might help the person really consider what their actual needs are like hey I haven’t eaten, maybe that’s a reason I feel crappy. It kinda takes the asker out of the immediate picture so the person struggling can focus on what they actually need, and then if you CAN help, you can offer it.
We’ll see if this works better!
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totalspiffage · 8 years
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Me, an american: i am disenfranchised with the USA and everything it represents worldwide-
Blizzard: [Gives McCree an obnoxious American skin on Overwatch]
Also me: BOY HOWDY DO I LOVE THE U S OF A LOOK AT THIS JANGLY GUN-TOTIN' PATRIOT THROWING FIREWORKS IN YER FACES YEEHAW BITCHES IT'S AMERICA COMING THROUGH
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