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#tampon speaks!
splorpo · 1 year
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god that “if you work in customer service, what’s something you never thought you’d have to explain to an adult” tiktok reminded me of when i used to work at a skydiving dropzone and a guy called in who was very upset about our prices. he asked if we could attach three people to one parachute so he would only have to pay for one. when told that this would kill everyone involved, he paused and then said “okay, how about two?”
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markedbyindecision · 2 years
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carmilla walked so first kill could run
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satarou · 3 months
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iwa thoughts cancelled had an awkward interaction gn
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leakyweep · 9 months
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LIV WHATS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN / BIG 6 IF U KNOW??? (It’s one of my interests so I’m gonna go crazy)
OKAY OKAY I KNOW MY BIG 3
sun : sag 💅🏻
moon : aquarius 🫶🏻
rising : aries 🥸
if you want you could tell me what the other three are because i don’t really know lmao i can dm you my birthday info and shit
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not-actually-italian · 2 months
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do any other tampon users out there wait to shit until they’re between tampons? i never wanna get it on the string💀💀
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babygirlcowboy · 11 months
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God gives his toughest battles (having insane back pain while menstruating) to his strongest soldiers (guy who is down to his final straw while studying for finals)
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sp00kygr33n · 3 months
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I got surprised by my period at work and one of the girls gave me some tampons
I am primarly a menstrual cup user for like 5 years now but some situations forced me to use tampons
And with my flow? Only the biggest thickest super ultra xxl. And i still have to change them every two hours.
This? This is barely a tampon. It's a Q-tip. I will bleed through it in 20 minutes
I am always shocked when I realise how abnormal my flow is
You mean. People just use those baby sixed things and they're fine?????
Anyway. This whole thing didn't help my dysphoria and having to ask for a tampon was fucking humiliating
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mars-ipan · 8 months
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guys please tell my period it can be done now i wanna go to a waterpark tomorrow
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torahtot · 9 months
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every time i have the opportunity to go swimming i get my period like! fucking! clockwork! i was made to suffer i will always suffer
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dragoncarrion · 1 year
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My favorite type of AITA posts are ones where the op is very crearly being a piece of shit and the comments are just flaming them to hell and back
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eoieopda · 1 year
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okay this is the last one!!!!!
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a-star-that-fell · 2 years
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these are perfect for the children coming to the infirmary!
[image: screencap from ds9 life support of julian and nurse jabara wearing the red surgical scrubs.]
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piracytheorist · 2 years
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I got bras-plained by the female owner of a clothing store today.
Like, I wear D cup. It’s not that big compared to other cases I’ve heard, but they are big enough to be annoying - and summer is coming, can’t wait for the nights I won’t be able to sleep without a loose sports bra on :) - and in need of specific kinds of bras.
First world problems, but sometimes I still mourn the fact that there was an underwear shop in my town when I was a teenager, and I wanted those cute Hello Kitty bras that they were selling - but they were only going up to C cup, so there was no chance they could fit me.
Fast forward a few years, and I realize any underwire bra feels too harsh and rigid for me, they don’t support them to my satisfaction, and that in the summer it even irritates the skin under the bοοb, and that I need straps at least 1.5-2 cm thick otherwise I’ll be feeling them cut onto my shoulders - so no spaghetti straps for me, and definitely no strapless shirts.
I also don’t really give a fuck about lifting my bοοbs. I wish I could free the nipple - the only problem is that they’re literal sacks by now, and it does get annoying for them to swing around when you want to do stuff. At this point, bras only serve practical purposes for me.
So, big bras, no underwire, thick straps, and secure support. The easiest solution I could find were sports bras. They’ve been much more comfortable, they cut me less, I finally feel like they support the bοοb and not that they’re making them cater to the male gaze...
And today I had a fucking shop keeper tell me I need to stop wearing sports bras.
Her size wasn’t as big as mine, from what I could tell. So it felt really... ugly. It felt like mansplaining, as if I don’t know my own fucking needs.
And it’s not that she just suggested it. I tried on a dress, and she said that sports bras do not compliment that dress, and I was like “Well they’re the only ones that fit me and are comfortable” and she insisted. “I wear a D cup” I said and she said “Oh well I know women with bigger sizes and they wear underwire! If you buy one from [underwear brand]-” and I immediately was like “The sports bra I’m wearing is from [the same underwear brand]” because it happened that the bra I was wearing at that moment was from that brand, to prove that sports bras can be good, AND SHE WAS STILL NOT SHUTTING UP. Like, shut the fuck up lady. Don’t give advice that people didn’t ask for, and if you are so keen to give it, give it and shut up if they rebut it.
Like, I know that “the customer is always right” is bullshit, but when the matter is concerning only the customer, you shouldn’t push. I wasn’t buying underwear, I was just casually trying on a dress. It was none of her business to “offer” advice about bras to a 27-year-old woman she didn’t know. And this is why the saying happened in the first place. Because that clothing store was actually really cute, and though they were expensive, I was actually contemplating putting some money aside to buy a good dress from them, but now that the owner was such a bitch, I was like, fuck it. You don’t deserve my hard-earned money. But if you knew where “the customer is right” applies to, you wouldn’t have lost a potential customer. Good fucking job.
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bornafter1993 · 1 year
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y’all is something wrong w my punani bc why do i sometimes hit my cervix putting in a tampon like why is it so short.. or at least why does it feel like that’s what’s happening
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stealth-liberal · 2 years
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I have decided to refer to Charles as King Tampon the 3rd and Camilla as Mistress in Chief. It has the dual benefits of making me happy and being true.
So welcome to the throne King Tampon and Mistress in Chief, and to being what will probably be the most mocked monarchs in modern British history. Your reign will be a giant and ridiculous clusterfuck. I intend on watching both of your temper tantrums* about never getting the respect that the two of you think that you're owed, with popcorn.
*No one does a scandal like a royal, of any any country, not just the Windsors.
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werewolf4vampire · 2 years
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finding out that pads and tampons do expire but apparently aren't required to have expiration dates on the packaging is making me homicidal
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