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xtremelyonline · 9 months
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THE DASHCON EPISODE
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beepulon · 2 years
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WHOS GONNA BE NEXT
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the-letter-s · 1 day
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I'm fuckin. So angry right now. People will see an event with Any Problem and be like "omg dashcon vibes" YOU DO NOT EVEN BEGIN TO COMPREHEND. WHAT DASHCON VIBES IS. ITS NOT DASHCON VIBES UNTIL THE VENUE IS TRYING TO KICK OUT THE ORGANIZERS. Like the event can still be bad you can still be upset thats okay but also DO NOT RECITE THE OLD MAGICS ETC ETC
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dreambaited · 2 years
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will they give out drondoms at dreamcon
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sunny-sasithorn · 2 years
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"you kiss on sidewalks. you fight, then you talk. one night, he wakes, strange look on his face. pauses, then says- "you're my best friend". and you knew what it is was, he is in love."
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We aren't gonna compare twitchcon and dashcon in terms of disaster level
You don't pit two bad bitches against each other, regardless of whether said pit has foam or balls
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doveyeellie · 2 years
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karl wanting to have a dtkq-mr beast crew convention after telling the story of how he and sapnap ruined a mr beast challenge cause the amount of fans that gathered around them almost got out of hand is a bit ironic
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thriftybits · 10 days
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alright will be liveblogging my mikuexpo 2024 arizona experience. im a magnet for shit just Happening to me so lets seeeeee wish me luck
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cowboyb1ues · 2 years
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First day of uni DONE
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vuigardarling · 2 years
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i have been tanaconned, bamboozled even
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xtremelyonline · 9 months
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back to where it all began...our newest episode on "failed conventions" premieres monday 😎
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daggryet · 2 years
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it's insane a convention backed by a multi-billion dollars company actually managed to be worse and less safe than tanacon
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davekat-sucks · 3 months
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Nothing will ever beat Dashcon. It's memes are fucking choice.
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>ywn swim in the piss ballpit
Nothing will top it. Not Vidcon. Not Fyre Festival. Not Tanacon. Nothing.
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dreambaited · 2 years
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as if anyone that would go to dreamcon is having sex
true you’re right
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blackwolfstabs · 5 months
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30 Day Writing Challenge: Day 29
VACATION
The Core Four go to the beach (but it's all about TARAcon).
based on @michiganstray's headcanon about Tara having her own convention called TARAcon :D (i will link the headcanon once she posts about it)
It was finally summer, and only a few days after college let out for the semester, Sam, Tara, Chad, and Mindy drove down from New York to California. They had planned to stay there for 2 weeks, Martha opening up her home to her children and the Carpenter sisters—whom anyone would’ve thought she’d adopted into the family already—to stay. Taking a plane would’ve been faster, but Sam and Tara hated flying and it was more expensive, so Operation: Road Trip Core Four Style was a go. 
They left New York City on Monday at 7:00 in the morning, drove 14 hours for 2 days, then arrived in Woodsboro, at the Meeks-Martin residence, at around 8:00 at night on Thursday. Sam drove the first day, Mindy on the second, and then Chad finished the last 13 hours. They didn’t own a car in New York, so they rented one, which came out to be a 2013 white, Chevrolet Tahoe. 
And as expected… Chad had to name it. So, for the duration of their vacation, it became known as The Core Four Tour Mobile.
Friday and Saturday had both been chill days with catching up on the past year in NYC, but Sunday, they headed down to the beach to have some fun under the sun.
That was where the Core Four were now…
“What are we even making?” Mindy asked as she clawed another handful of wet sand out from the hole they created to make a base for their sandcastle. 
“Uh, a castle,” Chad replied flatly, clearly conveying an ‘duh, obviously!’ kind of tone.
She rolled her eyes, “Yeah, no shit, Sherlock. I mean, is it something specific? Like, how should we build it?”
To her left, Sam added to the small mound beside her. “TARAcon,” she suggested, sounding rather neutral but actually joking.
However, Tara, who was on the other side of the sand pit, wasn’t joking and immediately looked up with big eyes. “Um… YEEES! This is TARAcon. Tara-approved, so you all better make it the best thing on this beach.” 
TARAcon was something Tara randomly made up one day that was basically a convention including everything Tara-coded and based. Joking around, Tara claimed she had fans because of the social media blow-up about Sam and insisted TARAcon was somewhere they could all hangout with the one-and-only Tara Carpenter. However, she grew fond of the idea, parodying it from the disastrous event, TanaCon, that wreaked havoc on social media in 2018. But TARAcon wouldn’t be anything like TanaCon, Tara assured. She’d make everyone homemade crafts, Chad and Danny would be her security, she’d have a million different snacks and drinks, and she would talk to everyone at some point. 
It’d be great, because it’d be Tara’s.
Mindy nodded with a chuckle. “Alright then. How about these two towers are where people get their tickets to get in?” she pointed to where her and Sam had parallel sand piles.
“Like Admissions,” the eldest of the group put a name on it.
“Yeah, admissions.”
Tara nodded, “Yeah, that’s fine.” She smoothed out a path that led to what looked like an igloo about a foot away from the hole. “This is gonna be a private area… Like, solely VIP. The Core Four Cave.” 
Sam scoffed, “Sounds like a hideout, to me.”
“It is! Well, kind of… it’d be dark in there most times with, like, lights and a lot of other awesome shit. Maybe it’ll have a huge screen, like a media room, where we can watch movies. And we’ll probably have an aquarium in there. It’s really like a multi-purpose cave for us and maybe a few others.” Her younger sister dug out a small entrance to the said-cave. “VIP-access isn’t easy to get at TARAcon.”
Chad glanced up to observe the secret base. “How do you get over there though? There’s no path.” The trail that led to the cave’s entrance was a dead-end right into the pit. 
His girlfriend thought about it for a moment, before shrugging, “I don’t know. We can’t build the actual TARAcon, because I’d need to make blueprints. It’s just a sandcastle, so just know that there’s some secret way to it, okay?”
“Aye-aye, Captain!” was the understood reply. Then, he jumped to a side-note, “Oh, can we name this hole Love, by the way?”
Sam didn’t look up, but her brow furrowed. “Why?”
“So we can watch people fall in Love,” he said, receiving a snicker from Tara. He gestured towards his sister. “Maybe Mindy can find herself a girlfriend at TARAcon.”
Mindy just rolled her eyes and scoffed sarcastically. “Oh, yeah, TARAcon is the place to meet Tara and find the love of your dreams. That’s really promising.”
“Maybe if you met them online first,” Sam added.
She laughed, “Yeah, meet them on Tinder and be like ‘Hey, are you going to TARAcon, we should meet up!’ for real.”
“Hey, don’t judge what goes on at TARAcon!” Tara was covering the dome of the cave with a wet sand design that looked like stacked aggregate concrete pieces. “Anybody can do what they like as long as it’s not illegal, immoral, or stupid.”
This made her older sister share another comment. “Wow, you sound like Mom…”
“Except Mom’s done stuff that falls under all three of those categories, so she’s not allowed into TARAcon.” The younger glanced over to where Chad was digging the hole even deeper and advised, “Chad, baby, you can start building the wall. Gotta have the territory marked, you know?”
Mindy nodded for him. “That’s a good idea. Sam, you wanna start on the wall over there?” From the looks of it, she was close to being done with her tower.
“Yep,” she replied and moved back to branch it off the flank.
That invited Tara to move onto the next idea. “I wish we could keep that car. I’d get a license plate customized for it that says TARAcon.”
Her sister jumped in, “You haven’t even driven it!”
“Yeah, but that would make me drive it.”
“No, we’d need it to say Core Four!” Chad intervened. “We could make all the o’s zeros and the e a 3.”
The youngest huffed, “Okay, fine, but we’d get a sticker that says TARAcon, and it’d go on the back windshield.” She glanced over her shoulder at the Tahoe that had been backed-in to its designated spot. “Actually, if the plate says Core Four, then we should each design a sticker that represents us to go on the back.”
“We’re not keeping the car, guys.” The older Carpenter met the base of the sand-wall with the one Tara made that led to her cave.
“It’s fun to think about though…” Mindy mumbled.
“Yeah, you’re such a mood-killer sometimes, Sam,” Tara groaned.
“I know, but I don’t really care.”
Chad gave a short chuckle, but it was nearly cut off by a loud exclamation from his sister, which caught all of their attention. The built wall that was connecting her tower to her brother’s had collapsed into the pit, the base sliding out from beneath it.
“Oh, nooo!” Tara watched it melt away with a sigh. “It was almost done, too…”
“Sorry, T…” Meeks-Martin tried to hold the last of it together, but she was told to just let it go.
“It’s fine. It wasn’t gonna last forever, anyway.”
“TARAcon’s over-con,” Sam concluded.
Her little sister gave a nasaled scoff, “L.O.L.”
Chad did the same. “More like, S.O.L.”
“Or F.M.L.” was Mindy’s input.
Tara laughed, then pulled the last member into it. “Alright, Sam, you gotta come up with one, too!”
Samantha paused in her contribution to the sandcastle to think about what kind of acronym ended with an L but still fit the subject. “Hmmm…” Then, she smirked, “How about just L? L TARAcon, because this sucks.” She gestured to the crumbled part of the castle.
“Hey!” Tara grew offended at this and threw her next handful of building material in her direction. “You take that back! TARAcon is the best!” It was all in good fun, of course.
Sam jumped back with a small yelp but shook her head, rubbing splattered sand from her cheek away with her shoulder. “No,” she giggled, “I’m not taking that back, it’s true!”
“TARAcon’s the best ever!” the other repeated, mock offense showing past the smile clear on her face. “Say it!” She raised her hand again, another round of sand in her fist, “Or else…”
But it wasn’t taken seriously. “Or else, what? You’re gonna throw sand at me?” She rolled her eyes and put her hands up in fake surrender, “Oh, I’m so scared!”
“Or else, I’m gonna get you!” She threw her sand-ball as she said this. “Say it, Samantha,” she demanded.
“No.” Sam pushed her boundaries as she grabbed some of the sand already placed on the wall, “Welcome to LoserCon!” She flung it in Tara’s direction.
Tara tried to swat it clear, but it didn’t work. “Okay, you asked for it!” she growled and lunged for her, “Get over here!”
“No!” Her big sister twisted to not be caught and got up to bolt away. “You guys heard it here, Tara’s a loser and so is her convention!” she hollered over her shoulder. “You’ve all been juked!”
The said-ressembler of that remark raced after her. “Chad! You’re TARAcon security, what are you doing?!” she barked, “ATTACK!”
And Chad was up in a flash. “TARAcon security incoming! Loyalty breach! LOYALTY BREACH!” His legs were longer than both sisters’, so he was able to catch up and gain speed like a predator to prey.
“Target: Sam Carpenter!” Tara howled, hot on her boyfriend’s heels as he passed her up. 
Sam’s lungs were in a struggle between balancing breathing and laughing at the same time, so all that was heard from her was the product of breathless laughter.
And so, the chase was on to defend TARAcon, leaving Mindy to figure she might as well start picking up all of the shovels and buckets so they could head home afterwards. The sun was starting to make its way towards the horizon, and the drive back would take 45 minutes, at least. They had told Martha they’d be home before dark. So, once the puppies had chased each other ‘til they couldn’t anymore, they’d be leashed up for the day.
And that’s exactly what happened.
The TARAcon sandcastle was left to spend the rest of the day standing with the stubbornness of a mule, just like its owner, who had fallen asleep rather quickly on the road back to the Meeks-Martin’s. Both twins had also crashed in their seats, Mindy behind the passenger seat, where Chad was. His sunglasses blocked out the ability to see that his eyes were closed, but Sam knew. The oldest of the Core Four had one hand glued to the steering wheel, while the other held her head as she leaned against the car door. The highway was fast, but clear and quiet. And that time alone allowed her to go down Memory Lane to when she would babysit the twins and Tara. How they’d be wild and crazy and then drag her into their foolishness. There were days when they’d run themselves down into the night. Then, they’d go inside to wait for Martha to show up and Christina or Mr. Carpenter to get home. 
And Tara, Chad, and Mindy would all fall asleep on the sofa before then, leaving Sam to wait the longest for rest.
Even after all this time… some things never change.
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ONE MORE DAY TO GO AAAAHHHHHH
idk how i feel about this one but it's lighthearted and fun soooooo
All my best and more ♡ - parker
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gerardpilled · 2 years
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The Academy Is and Midtown with special guest Jon Walker playing the same night as panic at the disco in the same city... panic concert is about to become the Tanacon of Chicago
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