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[bssaz97]

Father and Son Moments

Zwei: Dad, you've been wearing the same stuff for 20 years?

Taiyang: No …what would make you say that?

Zwei: Look! This picture has you wearing the same thing!

Taiyang: *looks closely* Ah! Now you see, that’s where you’re wrong, little guy.

He points to the picture, gesturing at his younger self.

Taiyang: In this picture, you can see I’m clearly wearing pants. Am I not wearing pants, son?

He says gesturing to his cargo shorts.

Zwei: But the shirt?

Taiyang: …….

Zwei: And the same haircut?

Taiyang: W-Well you see son, your dad has a taste for… nostalgia! *smiles*

Zwei: Qrow, mom and Raven are still dressed the same as well...., except the years haven't been kind to Uncle Qrow. He has some gray hairs now.

Taiyang: Yeahhh. Wonder why.

Zwei: Cause he's old? ...Hm... but you're also old.

Taiyang: True. But the difference between me and Qrow is that I …take care of myself.

[Flashback]

Taiyang with heavy depression: …..

Zwei: Dad?

Taiyang: *snaps back* Oh, what were you saying Zwei?

Zwei:I was asking if that is why you got more game then Uncle Qrow.

Taiyang: Hm? Oh!

Taiyang scratches his chin anxiously.

Taiyang: Well …you see son, your Dad back in the day had a certain charm and confidence that a lot of girls my age liked or found …interesting. So usually from time to time I-

Zwei looked quizzically at his Dad.

Taiyang: You ok little guy? Need me to explain in better detail?

Zwei: Yes?

Taiyang: Ok, you may want to sit down. This could take awhile.

A/N: Apologies but I realized I made a mistake on the last post, so now here’s the fixed version!

Collab with @tanakaclinkbeard ! Hope you enjoy!

#tanakaclinkbeard #rwby #faunus zwei au #faunus zwei #zwei rose #zwei xiao long #taiyang rwby #rwby taiyang xiao long #rwby taiyang #taiyang #fathers day

[tanakavox]

What au would you guys what to see me bring back and write more of? Or would you rather you see me write more Sonic, persona, Megaman or anything stuff?

#tanakaclinkbeard #ask me questions #rwby #sonic #persona #megaman series

[multiplesmutthings]

Deku had enough of femBakugo anger and deidce his girlfriend needed a good dicking to calm herself.

Izuku was normally a calm guy, understanding and very kind at times. Thought when Katsumi was starting to bother him often about training spars and even about studying even though he did those and more it was starting to lift a fuse in him. He was currently writing in his notebook, on Katsumi ironically stating how she was hotheaded but smart but the anger can really control he- “Hey Nerd!” The blonde said while going over to Izuku who was starting to write harder. “Deku.” She said standing next to him as he was starting to write a few more faces. “DEKU!” She yelled making him break his pencil.

SNAP!

Then suddenly Izuku turned and pushed Katsumi against he wall glaring ac her as she blinked and looked down at her boyfriend who held her up by her shirt. “Katsumi.” He said not using her nickname and he looked at her for a moment before getting an idea. Turning her around he pushed her against he wall making her yelp as she grunted and felt her hands held behind her.

“Deku What the hell do you think your do-“ then before she could utter another word his hard cock had found itself pushing into her ass, Izuku not caring if he pushed her panties in and she shrieked out as some tears left her eyes. She grunted and felt Izuku bite on her neck marking her as he began to thrust savegely into her. It may look like she was in pain, but the way Izuku held her, and fucked her so hard made her wet, and much more aroused as he was showing his more dominating side to her. Taking her how he wanted and where as he was calming himself down. “Agh~! D-D-Deku~! Nnngh...” she managed to say but grunted as her eyes crossed and her feet were lifted off the ground while Izuku hammered away.

“Say my name Katsumi! Like how I’m saying yours.” He said smacking her ass with one hand as the blonde girl cried out in arousal and her pussy stared to quiver getting wet as she stuck her tongue out. “SAY IT!” He demanded which made Katsumi moan out as she came, her arousal dripping down her inner thighs and onto his balls as they roughly smacked against her clit.

“I-Izuku~! IZUKU~!” She Cried our as he moved his hands down to her breasts, her hands slamming against the wall as he roughly undid and even broke her uniform top to grope and knead her breasts makign the ash blonde girl cry out more as she was visibly submissive to him at the moment. Slamming his entire length into her as he groaned and then came. Balls clenching Katsumi felt her ass being filled with Izuku’s warm seed as she felt him let go. Her tongue still out she tried to say words but they came out in mumbles as he slowly pulled out. Falling to her knees Katsumi panted and her face was agsint the wall as she felt cum oozing out of her ass. Izuku panted and saw her mouth open, before she could say anything he grabbed her by her hair making her yelp before he slammed his cock into her mouth and down her throat. Making her his cock sucking bitch to take his anger out on as he made Katsumi suck and lick his cock clean once he did he pulled out and shot the last few strands onto her face and breasts before letting her head lean against the wall again. He then left his girlfriend there in his room so she could rest up as he went to clean himself.

...

...

“AHHHH!? WHAT DID I JUST DO?!” Izuku’s hell was heard from the bathroom as what he did to his girlfriend finally registered. Not that Katsumi minded as she licked some cum that got on the wall.

“Mmmnn... I... I should piss him off more~”

#Katsumi #izuku #tanakaclinkbeard #my hero academia smut

[laserdog10]

A good deed

Jaune: Oooookay, doors are locked, dishes are cleaned, clothes are folded, and we are ready for our date, Rubes!

Ruby: Yes!

Jaune: All that's left is-*knock at the door, a familiar voice coming through*

Oscar: Hello?! Are you guys gone already???

Ruby: One second, Oscar! *turns to Jaune* Is Garnet asleep?

Jaune: Like a rock. Are you still worried about leaving him alone?

Ruby: No. Maybe. I don't know, first kid jitters I guess, can we just take him wi-*kissed by Jaune*

Jaune: Everything will be fine, Ruby. Oscar's a good kid and I trust he'll take good care of Garnet.

Ruby: Okay, but if something goes wrong, don't be surprised when I say "I told you so!" *Goes to open door to let Oscar in, Jaune scoots past to go start the car, giving Oscar a thumbs up as he passed.*

Ruby: Right, so Garnet's already asleep, the TV's turned down so you can hear it but he can't, there's ten dollars on the table so you can order pizza if you want, and don't be afraid to call if anything goes wrong or you need to ask something, and there's a baby monitor in case Garnet wakes up.

Oscar: Got it! And hey, everything will be fine.

Ruby: I know, it's just...*hugs Oscar* please don't be afraid to call.

Oscar: You have nothing to worry about, Wizard's Apprentice Honor! *he said, doing a two-fingered salute.*

Ruby: *tilts eyebrow* Did you make that up???

Oscar: *pauses, then looks away mischievously* May have. *They both laugh*

--10 minutes later--

*Oscar sat on the couch, eating the pizza he had ordered with the ten dollars, watching TV. A news story was on about a gruesome crime scene in an alley way in downtown Vale, but he changed the channel before the reporter got into detail about the victims. About 10 seconds later, he heard noises coming from the baby monitor, prompting him to eat the rest of the slice sans the crust, and he jogged upstairs to Garnet's room, and when he opened, he had to double take the corner on his right. In said corner, was...Crescent Rose? Why would Ruby leave without it? Though upon further inspection, Oscar noticed a note attached to it. He read aloud*

Oscar: "Dear Oscar, I thought you'd might notice this, so I put this note here just in case. Ruby thought getting Garnet introduced to weapons this early might make him have a love for weapons like her, so Qrow and Tai made this Styrofoam replica for the occasion. Sorry if this makes you wierded you out. Sincerely, Jaune." *He chuckles to himself* She would do this, wouldn't she?

*He got pulled out of his thoughts when he heard little squeals from a crib. He walked over and saw a small black haired baby who he assumed to be Garnet. He was in a little jet black onesie, sucking on a dandelion yellow pacifier. Garnet looked up at Oscar with deep, sapphire blue eyes like Jaune's. The infant squealed in delight at Oscar, smiling behind his pacifier.*

Oscar, lowering his voice: Heeeeey, little dude! Enjoy your nap? *He said picking up Garnet, walking over to the rocking chair, sitting down and letting the baby giggle and poke at his face, curious about the farm boy's freckles.*

Oscar: I don't see what Ruby was so freaked out about, this looks easy. *He frowns a bit, not out of any negative feelings, but he had to call.*

Ruby, over the Scroll: Oscar? OMIGOSH, did something happen?!?! We'll be over right awa-

Oscar: No, no no no, I'm just calling to ask you something!

Ruby, quizzically: What is it?

Oscar, pausing: How...did you prepare for having a kid, and more like, how did you know you and Jaune were ready???

Ruby, laughing with Jaune: Well, I guess...we were just excited to start something that would make us happy for years to come.

Jaune: And we really wanted to start something both of us agreed to and knew were capable of doing together.

Ruby/Jaune: We knew this was something we wouldn't regret. *stop and then laugh at their simultaneous talking* You dork.

Oscar: Really...thanks guys. Enjoy the rest of you date, bye! *hangs up, and goes back to his contacts, but stops as he sees the first contact with a picture of a familiar ginger android with a smile bright enough to outshine the sun*

Oscar, internally: *something they wouldn't regret, huh...?*

--Many, many years later--

Penny: Husband Oscar?

Oscar: Hmm?

Penny, holding their newborn daughter in the hospital bed: Would this be one of those "start of something great" moments?

Oscar, thinking back: Yeah...*he said, holding his wife's hand, smiling* It is.

#rwby #ruby rose #jaune arc #oscar pine #penny polendina #rwby lancaster #rwby data farm #my crack ship shall spread like wild fire I say! #this also may or may not inspired by a post my boi tanakaclinkbeard made that was...rather depressing...

[noneatnonedotcom]

a RWBY fighting game

set during the first volume of RWBY, this game is an arcaide fighter taking place in a universe where jaune unlocked his semblance early. he's now the strongest of all the main characters but he has a major problem

HIS FIGHTS ARE BORING AS SHIT!

thus Nora comes to the conclusion that jaune-jaune needs to train to be flashier during a fight.

the game uses an aura meter that both acts as your health bar and your meter for super moves. taking damage or useing up aura will make you hit with less force as well.

jaune's aura meter is impossible to get empty or even lesson it for any real length of time on top of that he hits like a fucking truck and can end a aura bar in one level three supermove.

this would normally make him super OP but the point of the game is to build up points by doing relaly cool shit and landing large combos. rounds end after 60 seconds or when one person's aura is at zero. but the winner is decided by how many points they have built up. there for laming out an enemy will not net you enough points to win.

Ruby: "mix up fighter who does massive combos, crescent rose lets her reach out and continue a combo from across the screen and her semblance lets her reset her combos from the opposite side of the enemy without jumping. her supers are all about her learning to use aura slashes with crescent rose and take a lot of her aura though.

her story arc is about proving to weiss she's a good leader and forcing her friend to actually be her friend

Weiss: battlefield control character, she's all about setting up traps and poking with her rapier. her traps cost very little aura and her attacks are light and fast but do little damage. this makes her one of the better fighters for pulling off flashy shit. she also has the least aura of the lot

she's pissed that she's the weakest of the main characters and wants to take jaune down a few pegs, but in the end her ego has to get popped and she has to come to terms with her vaunted family name meens nothing

blake: aerial combat. blake is all about swinging around on her weapon and shooting with her gun to continue combos from a distance useing verticality and her mobility to show off. she's pretty bad on the ground though and likes to be in the air, as a result ruby is a great counter pick for her.

blakes story arc is about her learning to trust her friends with her secret even weiss... eventually. they're mainly just hainging out and fighting as flashy as possible so nothing high stakes for most of the characters

yang: all about spending that aura early to set up huge combos, the more aura you use the weaker your blows the the longer you can keep combos going. though she' tied with nora and pyrrha for damage and this makes her a little harder to use since she can end a aura bar really quick without giving herself the time to build up points.

her story arc is about her learning to trust that her friends will be there for her and that even if they left she wouldn't shatter.

ren: second weakest he's also like yang in that he relies hevily on super moves. the only differance is he doesn't just open with them he sprinkles super moves through all his combos meaning that he's in very real danger of knocking himself out before he can build up enough points. but he's pretty easy to use and second best character for this game (being the second weakest)

Pyrrha: GET OVER HERE! Pyrrha is all about distance, she has a veritable swiss army knife of combo openers from any distance and a set of super moves that pulls people back into reach for a reset to the combo to keep it going and build points, but she hits hard so she's a very technical character that you have to know what your doing to win with

her story arc is about her crush on jaune and her admitting it to him even if she's scared he'll say no. she has a comedy ending if you beat her story on the hardest difficulty where she tries to set up a harem so she'll have vindication that jaune's a stud! SHE DOESN'T HAVE WEIRD TASTE YOU ALL JUST HAVE BAD TASTE BUT SHE'LL FIX YOU! SHE'LL FIX YOU GOOD!

Nora: all about the bounce. all her combo enders bounce their target so you can go from one combo to the next. she hits like a truck though so it might be a good idea to take a little damage before you start going crazy

her story arc is that she's having fun with her friends and helping her fearless leader.

jaune: HOLY SHIT HE'S STRONG. jaune is really hard to use. he can end aura bars in a few hits and he can't get any weaker than when he starts. in a normal fighting game he'd be broken. in this game his infinite aura means his friends can just style on him forever (lol) his taunts heal his enemies though so be sure to sprinkle them in to your combos. parries also give extra points, so learn the timing!

his story arc is all about him learning to be confident and about the importance of looking cool in a fight.

so any thoughts comments concerns? and any ideas for dlc fighters?

@dam1994s @gorillageek27 @bssaz97 @tanakaclinkbeard @thatorigamiguy @dragonotaku-justineverything @spoonoftar

anyone can give their thoughts btw but I figured it would be easier for people to see If i tagged it for them

Edit: @aravas-writing sorry buddy almost forgot ya lol

#rwby #RWBY #jaune arc #ruby rose #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #weiss schnee #pyrrha nikos #lie ren #nora valkyrie

[coleconcon]

Evergreen Soul AU Mortal Kombat Style Intros

Snow Arc vs. Rory Rose

Rory: Wanna spar, Snow?

Snow: Let’s see where you’re at.

Rory: Bring it on.

-

Snow: You could probably win if you used your semblance.

Rory: You know why I won’t do that.

Snow: You can’t keep running from this.

-

Rory: I think I’ve improved since last time.

Snow: Show me what you’ve got, baby bro.

Rory: Please stop calling me that.

-

Snow: Wanna get pizza after this?

Rory: Loser pays?

Snow: Get your wallet ready.

Special thanks to @tanakaclinkbeard for the inspiration

#rwby #rwby ocs #rwby kids #rwbabies #evergreen soul #evergreen soul au #rwby mk intros #snow arc #rory rose

[darksaiyangoku]

RWBY: Rewrite the Stars

A little gift for @laserdog10, @razorblade180 and @tanakaclinkbeard

The ballroom of Schnee Manor was absolutely breathtaking, An extravagant crystal chandelier hung from the ceiling, and the deep blue marble floors were practically gleaming. Teams RWBY, JNPR and SSSN all took the floor, dancing the night away while the string quartet played. All except for two.

Oscar Pine looked across the room to see his ex-girlfriend, Penny Polendina, sifting with her father. A solemn look appeared on his face and he slumped in a chair.

Oscar: Maybe I really was kidding myself. There was no way it could’ve happened between us.

???: Why the long face?

Oscar: Gah!!! Oh, *breathes* it’s just you, Whitley.

Whitley: That it is. *points to chair* You mind?

Oscar: *shakes head* Go for it.

Whitley: *sits down* So what’s the matter?

Oscar: Well... *sigh* it’s Penny. Last month, she broke up with me and it’s been pretty hard for both of us. She’s incredible, so much fun, quirky and just all around the best girl imaginable and... now it’s over.

Whitley: I’m sorry, buddy.

Oscar: Thanks.

Whitley: Did she ever tell you reason why she wanted to end it?

Oscar: She... said it was because she didn’t think it was possible for us to be together properly, given that I’m human and she’s... well not.

Whitley: I see.

Oscar: *deep sigh* Maybe it’s for the best. I mean, I guess it was silly of me to think something like that could work.

Whitley: *stands up* Okay, I’ve heard enough. You’re coming with me!

Oscar: Wait wh- aaaaagh!!!! *dragged by Whitley*

Meanwhile on the other side of the room, Ruby and Jaune were talking with Penny after her father had left.

Ruby: Are you sure you’re okay?

Penny: *smiling widely* Of course, Ruby. *hic* Why wouldn’t I be? *hic*

Jaune: Um, because you’re hiccuping a lot. We know what that means.

Penny: *nervous laughter* Guess like I’m not as subtle as I think.

Ruby: *places hand on Penny’s shoulder* What’s wrong?

Penny: ....Oscar. I-I want to talk to Oscar, but... I don’t know what to say.

Jaune: Well what’s on your mind?

Penny: I... *sighs* I don’t know. I just... *fidgets* miss him. But... maybe us not being togther is for the best. *hic*

Ruby: Penny... you want to get back together with Oscar, don’t you?

Penny: No ma’am. *hic*

Ruby: Penny.

Penny: I’m serious. *hic*

At the podium where the string quartet were playing, Whitley and Oscar were having a scuffle, until the farm boy was finally pushed in front of the microphone. The resulting screech caused all the guests to turn to him. Oscar’s body froze with terror, while Whitley stood to the side, giving him a big thumbs up.

Oscar: Uh..... hello everyone. Oscar the farm boy here. Um, I was convinced by a friend of mine to... come up here and... *gulp* sing. Um, this song is d-dedicated to a very special person in my life and... I hope she likes it.

Ruby: *whispers* What is he doing?

Jaune: *whispers* Looks like he’s gonna sing to Penny.

Penny: ...

Oscar: *closes eyes* You know I want you. It's not a secret I try to hide. I know you want me, so don't keep saying our hands are tied. You claim it's not in the cards. Fate is pulling you miles away and out of reach from me. But you're here in my heart. so who can stop me if I decide that you're my destiny?

Penny: Oscar?

Oscar: What if we rewrite the stars? Say you were made to be mine. Nothing could keep us apart. You'd be the one I was meant to find *leaves podium* It's up to you, and it's up to me. No one can say what we get to be, so why don't we rewrite the stars? Maybe the world could be ours. Tonight *walks to Penny*

Penny was starstruck. She heard Oscar sing before, but this was something else. His voice was like that of angel, filling the room with such beauty. She glances over to Ruby and Jaune, who both gestured her to go to Oscar. Slowly, Penny approached the farm boy, who clasped his hands into hers. They stared into each others’ eyes and Oscar smiled at her. Penny’s heart began to flutter, but she couldn’t bring herself to smile and slowly broke the grip between them.

Ruby: What? No!

Jaune: What is she doing?!

Oscar: P-Penny?

Penny: You think it's easy, you think I don't want to run to you. But there are mountains and there are doors that we can't walk through. I know you're wondering why, because we're able to be just you and me within these walls. But when we go outside, you're going to wake up and see that it was hopeless after all.

Oscar: ...

Penny: No one can rewrite the stars. How can you say you'll be mine? Everything keeps us apart and I'm not the one you were meant to find. It's not up to you. It's not up to me. When everyone tells us what we can be. How can we rewrite the stars? Say that the world can be ours. Tonight.

Ruby: *teary eyed* Oh no.

Jaune: *hugs Ruby* It’s okay. *teary eyed* We’ll make it through together.

Whitley: Fuck!

Penny: I-I’m sorry, Oscar. *slowly walks away*

Oscar: ...

The atmosphere was so cold that the string quartet stopped playing. All the attendees gazed at the scene in awe and tension. Penny took two steps before stopping in her tracks. She tried to take another step but couldn’t. Clenching her fists in frustration, she turned back to Oscar. He looked at her, confused, until he was suddenly tackled to the ground in a fierce, but loving, hug.

Oscar: Agh!!!

Oscar looked up at Penny, who had the brightest smile he had ever seen. His cheeks began to turn red.

Oscar: P-Penny?

Penny: *smiling* All I want is to fly with you.

Oscar: *blushing* ....Huh?

Penny: *laughing* Well, aren’t you gonna finish the song?

Oscar: Oh! Uh, yeah! *chuckles nervously* Right.

The two got back up and the string quartet continued where they left off. Refusing to take the eyes off each other, Oscar and Penny circled each other, hand in hand, as they carried on singing.

Oscar: All I want is to fly with you.

Penny: All I want is to fall with you.

Oscar/Penny: So just give me all of you!

Penny: It feels impossible.

Oscar: it's not impossible.

Penny: Is it impossible?

Oscar/Penny: Say that it's possible!

Bringing each other close, the two began to dance together.

Oscar/Penny: How do we rewrite the stars? Say you were made to be mine? Nothing can keep us apart! 'Cause you are the one I was meant to find! It's up to you and it's up to me! No one can say what we get to be! And why don't we rewrite the stars? Changing the world to be ours! Tonight!

The two stopped and faced each other, neither of them daring to look anywhere else.

Penny: Oscar, I’m so sorry. I’ve... I’ve ignored my feelings for so long just because of what I think is ideal. But screw ideal! I want to be with you... if that’s what you want.

Oscar: *strokes her cheek* Of course it is, Penny. You’re one of the most amazing girls I’ve ever met in my life. You’re cute, quirky, curious, a badass with those swords!

Penny: *giggles*

Oscar: But most importantly, you’re a real girl just like any other. You have a heart and soul, just like Ruby said. She felt it... and I feel it too.

Penny: Are you sure this is what you want?

Oscar: Absolutely. Penny, I love you.

Penny: *teary eyed* I love you too, Oscar.

Without a second to waste, Oscar and Penny held each other close into a loving kiss. The ballroom erupted into an applause, none more louder than Ruby, Jaune and Whitley.

Ruby: YES!!!!!!!

Jaune: NICE ONE!!!!!!!!

Whitley: FUCKING FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!

Oscar and Penny broke away from the kiss, awkwardly staring at the crowds of people clapping and cheering for them.

Oscar: *nervous laughter* Do you wanna go outside? Maybe, get some ice cream?

Penny: *nods vigorously* That sounds wonderful.

Oscar: *smiling* My adorable android.

Penny: *smiling* and my squishy farm boy.

#rwby #oscar pine #penny polendina #whitley schnee #ruby rose #jaune arc #data farms #rwby data farms #data farms rwby #oscar x penny #penny x oscar #oscar pine x penny polendina #penny polendina x oscar pine #song: rewrite the stars #songfic

[razorblade180]

@bssaz97 @laserdog10 @tanakaclinkbeard

Not gonna lie, it’s scary being thrown the exact same chain mail all at once, but thank you for thinking of me😅

[the8worldking]

🏆 This is the Amazing Person Award 🏆 ✨💛 Once you are given this award you are supposed to paste it in the ask of eight different people, who, in your opinion, deserve it. If you break the chain nothing will happen, but it is sweet to know someone thinks you're amazing inside and out 💛✨

Awww thanks @tanakaclinkbeard ☺️☺️☺️

[sevi007]

tanakaclinkbeard replied to your post :                    Follow-up to the DMC-crew headcanons, this time a...                

   I love to see more Patty and Nero. That sound like it be the best sibling relationship ever!    @tanakaclinkbeard  I agree, I think those two would make a great sibling duo! =D Then, may I point you towards  @fuckoland - they have some REALLY GREAT Nero and Patty ideas (like, their personalities are written on point), perhaps they will share some with you! This one tiny part I wrote in my headcanon list was inspired by them, too!

#reply

[bssaz97]

Meeting Xing and Citrine Part 3

A/N: Time for the third installment of a collaboration between @tanakaclinkbeard and myself. Features his OC kids (Xing Xiao-Long and Citrine Rose Arc) going to my AU and mine (Rowan and Summer) going to his. If you would like to see how they’re doing go check out his blog. Now on with the show!

- Xiao Long Residence -

Taiyang crouches down as he keeps the watering can in his hand, tending to his sunflower bed in front of his cabin home. The veteran Huntsman now grown old and even grew a nice beard during his free time, enjoying his recent retirement.

Ruby: Morning Dad!

Taiyang lifted up his head as he recognized that voice from anywhere, a warm smile graced his face as he got up to greet his daughter’s family.

Taiyang: Petal, what brings you byyyyyyy-

Taiyang loses his train of thought as both his daughters walk up the path but he sees two entirely new young children who were not the grandchildren he was expecting.

Yang: Hey Dad, we got two kiddos that we’d like to introduce to you

Citrine lets out a cheer and runs up and jumps into Tai's arm.

Citrine: Grandpappy!

Xing with his eyes still red from crying never left Yang's side and clutched her pants leg, giving Tai a wave and doesn't really look at anything but the ground.

Xing: Hi.

Taiyang: Um, Hi there. Ruby? Yang??

Citrine proceeded to climb up Taiyang like she did Ruby before.

Taiyang: Whoa! Haha, easy there, this old man ain’t what he used to be.

Citrine giggles and looks up and gives Tai a big hug.

Citrine: Missed you!

Tai was still a bit confused as to what was going on, but hugs the tiny girl in his arms nonetheless.

Taiyang: Girls, perhaps he can continue this conversation inside?

Ruby: That sounds fair.

____________________

Taiyang: So these two are from another universe where you are married to Jaune, you get pregnant and have a child, while both Rowan and Summer were sent to their universe.

Yang: Basically.

Taiyang: And this was done because...?

Ruby: We’re still not entirely sure.

Xing listened to the adults silently, never saying a word, but in his eyes there was a touch of sadness. While this man may look like his grandfather, it was clear to him that this was not the same grandfather he knew, and therefore did not immediately recognize him or Citrine as his own.

Yang: But they are two great kids and were happy to meet them!

Taiyang: Well while I’m happy to have more grandchildren, won’t their parents be worried sick if they find them missing?

Xing is still holding on to Yang while Citrine bounces around.

Citrine: What’s this? What’s that? Where’s Uncle Zwei? Is he back yet?

Taiyang: Uncle... Zwei?

Ruby: Yes their Uncle Zwei who’s definitely related to us and is your son, right Daddy?

Xing wordless takes out his scroll and hands it to Tai showing the same picture he showed Yang and Ruby earlier.

Taiyang: ....OH! I see, right of course, Zwei! Oh that son of mine. He’s ah... on a mission right now, just missed him.

Citrine: Awww! I wanted to see him. Does he have a different haircut? Does he have kids? Am I older than them?! Xing! Don't you wanna know?

Xing: ....Not really.

A bark is then heard coming from the kitchen.

Taiyang: .... Uh oh.

Xing looks up as well as Citrine who sequels

Citrine: Puppy?!

Xing once again does not move from where Yang was, still clutching on to her.

She gets ready to bolt where the barking is from, but Ruby gets up just in the nick of time.

Ruby: (‘SHOOT! I completely forgot about our Zwei being at Dad’s house!’) Um, Citrine, wait sweetie!

Citrine stops and gives her alt mother a pouty look.

Citrine: But puppy mama!

Ruby: Well you see Sweetie, Dad’s dog is a big old and needs to be handled delicately.

Just then the black and white corgi comes in from the kitchen, tongue out and moving about as youthful as ever, despite the few gray spots here and there.

Zwei: *Barks!*

Yang: Delicately sis? Really?

Citrine gasp and runs up to pick him up.

Citrine: Soooo cuteeeee!

Zwei (corgi) then starts to lick at her face.

Xing: Oh. That's what he looks like here.... that's weird.

Yang: Man you sure are smart kid. ‘Sniff’ So proud…

Xing blushes and hides his face.

Xing: Thank you.

Ruby: ‘sigh.’ Well since the dog is out of the bag- Shut it Yang! I should just tell her. I hope she’ll understand though… Sweetie can I talk to you a minute please?

Citrine: I can still hold him right? Pleaseeee?

Ruby: Of course.

Xing: ...My head hurts mom. Can I leave the room?

Yang: Hm? Oh sure thing Xing, you can rest in one of the rooms upstairs if you want.

Xing gets up and wordless goes up stairs as Citrine walks up to Ruby.

Ruby: Now sweetie, you know I love you right?

Citrine: Ye!

Ruby: Ok good, because I have something to confess.... I haven’t been entirely truthful to you.

Citrine: Huh?

Ruby: I may have told you a half truth because I didn’t want to confuse you or make you sad but now I realize that by hiding this truth from you that I’m also going to hurt you. So I’m very sorry that I had to keep it secret, but understand I did from a place of love. ‘Sigh’.... Citrine. That corgi you’re holding. That’s Zwei.

Citrine gives Ruby a blank stare for a few minutes

Citrine: .....Why does the puppy have the same name as uncle Zwei?

Ruby: No sweetie, what I’m saying is... This IS our Zwei. I don’t have a brother in my world. So... he doesn’t exist here.

Citrine looks even more confused.

Citrine: But.... you said he was on a mission.

Ruby: I know, I know what I said... I-I only said that because I didn’t want you to find this out right away. I wanted to spare you that pain and didn’t want to make you feel confused.

Citrine: ....I don't get it....

Yang: Citrine, you know how me and your mommy are not like us right? We’re different.

She nods, still petting the corgi in her arms.

Yang: Well it’s kinda like that, like how we’re different from your Mommy and Auntie Yang, our world is also different.

Citrine stared at them for a while before smiling widely.

Citrine: Okay! Can I show Xing the puppy?

Ruby: Sure thing sweetie.

She jumped up, it was clear to both of them that she didn't really understand, and wanted to move from her spot. She ran up stairs to where Xing was.

Taiyang: I’m still not entirely sure what is going on, but I do hope she and Xing are alright, this must all be very confusing for them.

Yang: Yeah... no kidding.

A scream was heard from upstairs as Citrine cried Yang's name out.

Citrine: Autine Yang! Star's noise is bleeding!

Yang: What?!

All three members of the Xiao-Long household quickly ran up the stairs and went to a room which had an open door.

Citrine was crying holding on to Xing, who was clutching his nose looking embarrassed at the wall. A Lot of blood was pouring from his noise, staining his clothes.

Citrine: Xing please don't die!

Xing looked at the adults awkwardly.

Xing: …Hi.

Yang: Oh gods Xing! Uh I mean, it’s ok, look we’ll get you clean up. Dad can you get some tissues, soap, and a clean shirt?

Taiyang: Sure thing.

Ruby: Oh Xing, what happened? How’d this happen?

Xing: Um... my powers are acting up.

Taiyang comes back with all the things .

Taiyang: I’m back, what'd I miss?

Yang: Powers? Xing what are you talking about?

Xing: Do- Do you guys have maledictus-eris here?

Ruby eyes widened just for a moment upon hearing those words.

Ruby: What did you just say...?

Xing: Auntie?

Yang: Oh gods.... Shoot, where’s Ren when you need him? Look sweetie, don’t worry, let’s just get you cleaned up real quick.

Xing: Uncle Ren and Zwei usually helps me... Da long doesnt like me....

Taiyang: Da Long?

Ruby: Look Xing, sweetie, I need you to listen to me carefully. How many times has your nose been bleeding like this?

Xing: Like as of today?

Ruby: As far as you can remember.

Xing: Um. Since I was 5.

Ruby: ....We need to get him to Anima.

Yang: Wait now?

Ruby: Yes now Yang. {turns to Citrine} Sweetie, want to go see Auntie Nora and Uncle Ren?

Taiyang: Wait can someone explain what’s going on?

Yang: Ruby he can’t travel like this.

Ruby: I know! I just- I’m trying to think.

Citrine cheers and then goes quiet and gets nervous.

Citrine: Um... is Valerie there?

Ruby/Yang: ....ah crud.

Xing: Valerie isn't gonna be there Citrine. She is back at home.

Citrine: .....

Xing: I can survive the trip mom.

Yang: Are you sure? You don’t need to rest or anything?

Xing: I just want Da long to leave me alone.... I'm... I'm not weak!

Yang: ....Ok then, then let’s go to Anima. Lucky for us, I know a quick way to get there.

Xing nods and lays back on bed.

Yang leaves the room briefly and pulls out her scroll and dials a number.

Yang: Hey it’s me. Listen I know it’s short notice, but... I need a favor. Can you get us to Anima today?

-Fin-

#rwby #ruby rose #yang xiao long #rwby xing xiao long #xing xiao long #citrine arc #citrine rose #citrine arcrose #rwby taiyang xiao long #rwby taiyang #collab #tanakaclinkbeard #rwby lancaster #gauntlet and greaves #rwby gauntlet and greaves #lancaster #rwby ruby x jaune #ruby x jaune

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If Salem made more “Intelligent”Grimm...

Collab between myself and @tanakaclinkbeard, most of the OCs in here or mentioned belong to him. Hope you enjoy :)

‘Franklin’: MAM! We’re hungry!

Salem: Then eat.

‘Abigail’: But we want something new! We want McSchnee’s!

Franklin: Yeah give us a Happy Meal!

Salem: Go get it then.

Abigail: Can you drive us?

Salem: .........

Salem motions for Tyrian to stand.

Salem: Momma busy trying to plan making Ozma cry. Tyrian? Can you be a dear.

Tyrian: I would be most welcome to-

Franklin: No! We don’t HIM to take us! He always makes it weird!

Salem: ........Fine. Watts. Take them. Now.

Tyrian: *grumbles bitterly*

Watts: Very well. Come along children.

Abigail: Yeah! We’re gonna get a happy meal!

Abigail/Franklin: HAPPY MEAL! HAPPY MEAL! HAPPY MEAL! HAPPY MEAL! HAPPY MEAL...!

Their chanting became faint the further away from the throne they went.

Cinder: Mistress, why do we keep... “them” around?

Salem: They shall grow up soon and when they do, they shall aid me in destroying Ozma, once and for all.... They should. Hopefully. I don't know....

Emerald: Speaking of which.... what’s up with that one? *points at the Hound*

Hound: ........

Salem: That? That's my puppy.

Mercury: That’s you’re... dog?

Salem: “Puppy.” Isn't he cute?

Hound: ...............

Mercury: I mean... I guess, it-HE! He looks healthy. So that’s good?

Hound: ....thanks.....

Mercury: Oh God!

Emerald: Ok. I know the other ones can talk and all, but this one is definitely gonna be in my nightmares when I sleep tonight!

Salem: Good puppy. Now go get that little silver eye boy on patch.

#rwby #salem #rwby salem #fanmade grimm #emerald sustrai #mercury black #cinder fall #tyrians callows #arthur watts #the hound #tanakaclinkbeard

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Ruby: Jaune babe. Gun.

Jaune: Um ok, cool.

Ruby: Gun Jaune, Gun.

Jaune: What do you mean? What are you trying to tell me?!

Ruby: GUN!

Jaune: Do you want a gun?! Do you want me to buy you a gun?! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME, WOMAN?!

Ruby: What do I want?! I don’t know....

Jaune: ...Do you want to go to the gun store?

Ruby: Sure why not?

*they go to the gun store and bought guns each*

{The End}

Some random banter @tanakaclinkbeard and I created and thought I should share it with you all.

#rwby #jaune arc #ruby rose #lancaster #rwby lancaster #tanakaclinkbeard #rwby shitpost

[bssaz97]

All the kids alseep?

Yang: Xing just feel asleep after Lea finished reading him the rest of his book to him, so cute~ They’re in Rowan’s room at the moment and I think Ruby’s trying to get Citrine tired enough to go to sleep, sweetie’s just a ball of energy.

Citrine: Yawn~

Ruby: Tired already?

Citrine: Mm. Sleepy sleepy sleepy...

Ruby: Ok, goodnight my darling. *gives her a goodnight kiss on her forehead*

Ruby was about to leave Summer’s room when a voice came from behind her.

Summer: Mama, when is Daddy coming home?

Ruby stopped mid step and turned around.

Ruby: What?

Citrine: I said I love you Mama.

Ruby: ....Love you too sweetie.

Soon after Ruby closes the door silently and she stayed there for a moment, pressing her face into the door in order to gather herself.

Ruby: *whispers* I’m sorry my darling...

#slight angst #rwby #ruby rose #citrine arcrose #ask me #anonymous asks #tanakaclinkbeard

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Rubes are you okay?

Yang: Hey Rubes, how’s it-? Ruby?

Ruby can be seen sitting on the hallway floor, wiping her reddish eyes.

Yang: *kneeling down going straight to sister mode* Hey, hey, Rubes what happened? What’s the matter?

Ruby: *sniffing* I’m sorry. I know tonight was supposed to be a fun night.... b-but I... I’m having such a hard time doing this.

Yang: What, the questions? We can always stop, I can call the others and-

Ruby: No. no it’s fine. That’s not it.

Yang: Oh, then what’s is it? You can talk to me?

Ruby: ....It’s just with the kids here, it’s like I’m being reminded of how it was when Rowan and Summer were growing up... when they would ask me, “when Daddy was coming home?” ...a-and I would have to tell them th-that D-daddy wasn’t- *covers her face*

Yang wrapped her arms around Ruby, holding her for as long as she needed her too.

Ruby: ‘sniff’ Gods I’m a wreck Yang. I don’t know what to do, I thought I was able to handle this.

Yang: Ruby, you’re doing such a good job, better than any of us would do in this situation, and you’re not alone Sis, remember? We’ve always been here for you and the kids. That is never gonna change, I am here for you still.

Ruby: ...I miss him so much, I wish he were here. To hear his voice.

Yang: I know sis, I know... actually, I think there might be a way that you can.

Ruby: ‘sniff’ What..?

Yang: There’s a recorded message that came a bit ago, you weren’t able to see it, cause you were busy with Citrine hopping all over. But if you want, I can bring it over, would that make you feel better?

Ruby: Who’s it from?

Yang: A guy named “Dragneel” or something. But the important thing is it’s of Jaune... well not our Jaune, but do you think you want to listen?

Ruby: ....Yeah I think I’d like that actually.

Yang: Ok come on. *gently helps her sister up* Lets go watch it.

Ruby: Mm.

#rwby angst #rwby #ruby rose #yang xiao long #rwby lancaster #lancaster #ask me #anonymous asks #tanakaclinkbeard #thelastdragneel6417

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Oh Ruby and weiss no need to worry about Rowan and Summer. They are in good hands with Zwei, He'll die before they get hurt and he kill anyone who'll. How's everyone else doing?

Weiss: Oh well that’s a relief... wait. Zwei?

Yang: Oh Yeahhh! Zwei’s a faunus in his world and is our younger brother. Cool, right?

Weiss: ....you mean there’s a universe where there was a cute little boy Zwei, and you didn’t tell me about it?!

Yang: Easy Weiss! Trying to keep good vibes going. Plus the kids are asleep.

Weiss: Oh right. *coughs* Of course.

Neptune: Other than that, I think all of us are good, right everybody?

Nora: Yup!

Ren: *Nods*

Sun: Yea!

Blake: Still good here.

Ruby: *offscreen* Who’s my little girl?

Citrine: Me! Me! ‘Giggles’

Whitley: I’m also well. If you’re wondering.

#rwby #weiss schnee #yang xiao long #neptune vasilias #lie ren #nora valkryie #blake belladona #sun wukong #ruby rose #whitely schnee #ask me #anonymous asks #tanakaclinkbeard