#tarantula wearing a hat

[skxllz]

➣ lip with an edgy girlfriend who wears lacey tube tops with plaid flannels overneath. thinks they look hot together, always parin’ them off with jeans or some kind of underground form of pants.

➢ lip with an edgy girlfriend who puts out her cigarettes in the little tin box she's carries in her bag. it's her own trinket holder and ashtray. comes in handy pretty often.

➣ lip who has an edgy girlfriend that often wears older makeup trends. 2000's smokey eye is cute, but 90's cat eye is cuter. debbie likes to copy her.

➢ lip who has an edgy girlfriend that draws on herself and likes to say they're tattoos because she's too afraid of getting an actual tattoo. she has a low pain tolerance with needles so tattoo needles are especially off the table.

➣ lip with an edgy girlfriend who always wears lacy brass or bras with lace trim because they're cooler and/or more fashionable. you wouldn't catch her dead in such a plain bralette.

➢ lip who's edgy girlfriend hates walking so she steals her brother's bike for him to ride. they often ride bikes together instead of taking the L because she also hates public transportation!

➣ lip who has an edgy girlfriend with kuromi themed merchandise. you can't go wrong with kuromi, and even though lip finds it childish, she just tells him to fuck off!

➢ lip with an edgy girlfriend who loves to spray paint at the skatepark. it may be vandalism, but If you don't get caught, it's just a free art space!

➣ lip with an edgy girlfriend who loves takeout. he hates spending money on food because he can't afford it, but she's always willing to surprise him with some chow mein!

➢ lip who has an edgy girlfriend that wears chunky and spiky boots. he finds the fashion statement to be slightly ridiculous, but she always makes it look super hot. of course he's going to compliment her!

➣ lip with an edgy girlfriend who curses out anyone that dares messes with her boyfriend. sometimes he can be in the wrong, but even if he is, who are you to be a dick to her man?

➢ lip with an edgy girlfriend who watches the dumbest shows. he's never heard of daria in his life!

➣ lip with an edgy girlfriend who shows affection in the weirdest ways. why is she climbing on him? or leaving little bubble wrappers with notes on them in his bag?

➢ lip who has an edgy girlfriend with separation anxiety. he can't stray from her for long periods of time unless it's to school/work/a family emergency. she'll need plenty of assurance otherwise!!

➣ lip who has an edgy girlfriend that wears beanies and floppy hats. he thinks they look cute on her and fit her style!

➢ lip with an edgy girlfriend who hates showing skin. he has to often convince her just to wear shorts because she's uncomfortable or insecure!! it's okay though, because he loves to show her just how pretty she really is!

➣ lip with an edgy girlfriend who loves dark decor. he always gets her something spooky or black themed for christmas/her birthday because she loves it!

➢ lip who's edgy girlfriend loves to wrestle. the two are always play fighting. sometimes carl even joins in!

➣ lip with an edgy girlfriend that loves amphibians/insects. there isn't a day that goes by she isn't showing off her pet snake/tarantula/lizard/moth/etc. lip is terrified!

➢ lip with an edgy girlfriend who loves him in the best ways.

#lip gallagher x y/n #lip gallagher blurb #lip gallagher imagine #lip gallagher x reader #lip gallagher #shameless headcanon #shameless #shameless us

[desertskiespodcast]

A wonder of the Desert Sphere. This is a Tarantula King. Composed of over 1,000 spiders, a Tarantula King can move in perfect synchronization. Also, they wear hats and know how to breakdance

#audio drama #desert skies #fantasy #arizona #desert

[bethdehart]

Tarantula taur from today’s stream! Love this funny lil guy.

[ID: A sketch of an anthropomorphic tarantula taur. They are pale purple with a rainbow of stripes for each leg and rump. They are wearing a yellow t shirt and a gray beanie hat.]

#tarantula #spider #spiders #taur #taurs #taursday #taurposting #furry #furry art #furry fandom

[trashyswitch]

Day 8: Truth

Janus is infodumping about snakes, and both Roman and Virgil are bored. So, Virgil pulls a silly trick on Janus, to make him shut up and laugh at the same time. But that silly trick, as well as everything after, is a secret cover up for something else entirely...

Day 8. I hope you enjoy.

Janus happened to be rambling up a storm towards Roman. And Roman, though he was trying to hide it, was growing visibly bored of Janus’s tangents. Virgil could notice this right away. And honestly, he was getting bored of Janus’s conversation topic too. So, Virgil gently pulled out his pet tarantula and very quietly snuck up to Janus. 

“So the whole myth of snakes asphyxiating their prey through squeezing them, is very much a lie that should be re-educated. Why they don’t have a separate unit on snakes in school is beyond me…because people could learn so much from these interesting creatures of the ground!” Janus explained. 

Roman’s eyes were about to shut for the 57th time that afternoon, when her eyes suddenly fell upon a black blob on top of Janus’s hat. Roman’s eyes adjusted to see the blog clearly, before realizing what it was: 

It was a spider! A big, hairy tarantula! Roman was about to bring it up, but quickly stopped himself when he saw Virgil’s head with a finger over his own mouth, gently ordering him to shush. 

Roman watched as Virgil shook his head menacingly at him, almost to say ‘You mention I’m here, and I will shove your sword down your throat’. Roman quickly focused back on Janus as best he could. Virgil’s scary when he’s making that face…But despite ‘listening’ to Janus’s conversation, Roman would keep sneaking glances at the tarantula…

…Especially when it would start crawling around. 

“The most well-known habitats for snakes are the woodland areas, the forests, and the deserts. Of course, each and every type of snake has scientifically evolved to survive their respective habitats-” 

The tarantula crawled across the hat to the right side, leaning towards the bill of the hat.

“The fact about snakes surviving their head being cut off, is scientifically true. However: the idea that decapitated snakes can keep living up until sundown? That is quite false. You see, the snake’s brain doesn’t require as much oxygen to survive-” 

The snake crawled itself down the right side of the hat, towards the head. 

“They could even actually last a couple hours before experiencing brain death! It’s incredible, really. Though I don’t know how they would eat without a jaw, or know where to go without eyes. That is something I need to look up myself.” 

The spider fell onto Janus’s shoulder. And with pure luck, Janus didn’t even feel it! 

“Spiders don’t have ears to hear music. But they do have the ability to feel vibrations like we can. Scientists have actually discovered that classical music and Indian music, when turned on in front of a snake, can have a calming effect on them.” 

The spider crawled up to his collarbone, and up to the yellow t-shirt Janus was currently wearing. 

“It has also been discovered that snakes- Agh!” Janus brought his hand up to his right shoulder, and slapped it. Roman widened his eyes, covering his mouth. Did Janus just smack at the tarantula?!

But amazingly, Janus actually managed to miss the spider by a single inch! And that spider, terrified by the sudden threat on its life, crawled itself right into Janus’s shirt from its U-neck opening. 

“aaAH! What the-” Janus started patting himself down and lifted up his shirt to get the tarantula out of his shirt. “Get out of thehere!” Janus reacted, showing a slight smile as he started wiggling around. 

Roman widened his eyes and watched curiously as Janus struggled to get the tarantula out. “Oh wow…” Roman mumbled. 

“Stuhupid tarantulahaha-’ Janus let out, hugging his stomach and doubling over without squishing the tarantula. “Vihihirgil! Yohohour tarahantula got ohohohout agahahahain!” Janus yelled, a wobbly, toothy smile filling his face. 

Roman smirked and leaned his chin on his own palm. “What’s wrong, Jay? A little ticklish?” Roman asked. 

Janus squeaked and arched his back, laughing in a way that sounded almost hissy…ya know…like a snake would. “Waitwaitwait PLEHEHEhease!” Janue ordered. “Hohohold ohon-” Janus untucked his shirt and lifted it up. “Gehehet ohohoff mehehehe!” Janus begged, reaching back for the tarantula. 

Virgil appeared from behind Janus. “You realize you’re talking to a tarantula, right?” Virgil reminded him, pointing to his tarantula. “He doesn’t understand you.” Virgil told him. 

“Yohohou!” Janus tippy-tapped his toes as he struggled to handle the ticklish crawling on his back. “Gehehet ihihit ohohohoff!” He reacted, reaching behind his back to try and get the tarantula. 

Virgil smiled and crossed his arms. “Nah. I rather enjoy seeing you laugh like this.” Virgil reacted. “You remember Janus, don’cha?” Virgil teased in a small sing-song voice. 

Janus fell to his stomach and kicked his feet like a little school girl. And located on his back, was a little black, hairy, crawling creature. Virgil scooped up the little tarantula into his hands and put the tarantula onto his shoulder. “There you go, little guy.” Virgil said. Roman walked up and very hesitantly moved his finger closer to the tarantula. “W-Wow…” He mumbled. “He’s your p-p-” 

“Pet?” Virgil clarified. “Yup. My one and only.” he replied. “You wanna hold him?” Virgil asked next. 

Roman widened his eyes and bit his lip. “Uhhh…” He let out some quick breaths. “Uhhhhhhhh- Sure.” He replied awkwardly. 

Virgil looked up at Roman, and tilted his head. “Are you scared? You don’t need to if you’re-” 

Roman placed his hands down in a bowl motion. “Do it anyway. Thomas needs to get over his fear of spiders somehow.” Roman told him. 

Virgil shrugged his shoulders and moved the tarantula towards his fingers. “Slowly?” Virgil asked. 

Roman nodded. “Yeah.” 

Virgil let the tarantula scope out Roman’s hand. It touched the fingers gently with its front left leg, before touching it with its front right leg next. Then…when it felt the coast was clear, the tarantula walked gently onto Roman’s fingers to his palms. “Ohoho bohohoy…” Roman mumbled. 

“You feel okay?” Virgil asked. 

“Y-Yeah…Ihi think…” Roman replied. 

“Okay. Will you be okay if he just stays on your hand for a bit? I have some…business to attend to.” Virgil asked. 

Roman nodded his head. “Sure. Go ahead.” Roman replied, putting on a brave face. “If I can beat the dragon, then I can handle a tarantula.” Roman declared. 

Virgil turned around and walked up to Janus. “Alright, now onto you.” Virgil started skittering his fingers all over the snake boy’s sides and ribs. “You sir, need to admit something to me.” Virgil told him. 

“WAHAIT- NAHAHAhahaha!” Janus laughed, attempting to push him away. 

“Admit you’re a cute dangernoodle.” Virgil told him. “Wahahait WHAHAHAT?! NOHOHOHO!” Janus yelled. “That’s no #1! Meaning, I get to tickle you in one of your top 5 ticklish spots.” Virgil told him. 

“OHGODNOHOHO-! Nohoho fahahair!” Janus yelled. 

“Oho, this is completely fair! My little arthropod has been badly missing his deceitful uncle. And it’s been ages since his last tickle fight.” Virgil told him. “Like- Listen: He said ‘a tarantula can only tickle Virgil so many times before it gets boring!’. His words, not mine.” Virgil explained, smirking. 

“BUHUHUHULLROHOHOAR.” Janus yelled back. 

“Say what you want. But it won’t change how ticklish the scaly side of your back is.” Virgil mentioned before lifting up his shirt and going for the left side of his back. 

“WAHAIT- NAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AAAHAHAhahahahAHAHAHA!” Janus cackled, trying and failing to push Virgil away. 

But this didn’t stop the emo. This only increased that mischievous fire in his eye. “Like, my god. It’s such a shame there’s no cure for sensitive scales.” Virgil reacted. 

“SHUHUHUHUT UHUHUHUHUHUP!” Janus shouted at him.

“Now admit it: you’re a cute dangernoodle.” Virgil ordered. 

“HAHAHA- NOHOHO WAHAHAY!” Janus yelled back. 

Virgil sighed and shrugged his shoulders. “Suit yourself.” He walked himself to Janus’s belly, and stuck his fingers into Janus’s belly button. “Spot number 2.” He muttered out loud. 

Janus screeched almost like a girl, and doubled over in an attempt to get Virgil’s fingers away. “NAHAHAHAHAAA! EEEHEHEHEHEHE- STAHAHAP!” Janus yelled. 

“Admit it then.” Virgil told him. “AHAHADMIT WHAHAT?!” Janus asked. 

“That you’re a cute dangernoodle!” Virgil replied. “God, don’t you ever listen?!” Virgil asked in a joking manner. 

Janus pushed Virgil’s hands away and backed up as best he could. “Stahap-” Janus narrowed his eyes at him. “I am NOT a cute dangernoodle.” Janus admitted. 

Virgil smirked and turned to Roman. “You doing okay, Prince?” Virgil asked. 

Roman was struggling to keep himself calm while the tarantula was very slowly walking itself up his arm. Though, his tarantula had only hiked up half of the lower arm. 

“Oh yeah, my little buddy likes to walk around a bit. Here.” Virgil scooped up the tarantula from Roman’s arm and used his conjuring abilities to send his tarantula back to his cage. “There.” He smiled. “Now since Janus doesn’t seem to understand the word ‘truth’, wanna help me?” Virgil asked. 

Roman looked at Janus for a moment, who desperately shook his head ‘no’. But Roman only took this as a chance to agree. “Sure!” He replied eagerly. 

Virgil smiled. “Alright. Janus? You have one more chance to admit it. If you don’t comply, then we will resort to tickling 2 of your worst spots.” Virgil explained to him. 

Janus widened his eyes and looked at both the boys with intense nervousness. “But-” He shook his head and growled. “Why?! Why would you want me to admit something like that?!” He asked. 

Virgil looked at Roman, while Roman looked at Janus with a smile. “Because it’s the truth.” he admitted. 

Janus widened his eyes and looked at both sides. “W-Wait…” He narrowed his eyes.  “Is this a confession?” Janus asked. 

Roman giggled and scratched the back of his head as his face heated up. “Y-Yeah…It is.” he replied. “I…I like you, Janus.” 

“O-OH!” Janus reacted, looking at Roman. “I-” He wasn’t sure what to say. “Wow…” was all he could really say in response. 

Roman looked to his right, to where Virgil was. “Virgil-” Roman widened his eyes when his eyes fell on nothing. “V-Virgil?” 

Roman looked around, before his eyes fell on the stairs railing. Virgil was hiding behind it, signaling for Roman to ‘keep going’. Roman smiled and blushed a small bit. He whispered the words ‘thank you’ to Virgil before turning around to turn to Janus. 

“So…Since you gave me the chance to infodump for a while…perhaps you would like to infodump about something?” Janus offered. 

#Teasing #Telling the truth #love confessions #overcoming fear #arachnophobia #ticklefic #ler!spider #lee!janus #infodumping #augtickletober2023 #tickletober 2023 #roceit

[chthonicgodling]

more Elysium fishies, CANON CONVO™ EDITION!

featuring: Neo & the Quads (featured here!) and also a special guest appearance from Neo’s immortal pet tarantula, the eternally beleaguered Sweeney✨

1: Neo’s like a year and a half younger than the Quads and had met em all as babies but she formally re-met them at around age 8-ish, Termess like 10, hanging out with her family at the black sanded beaches of Elysium’s Blessed Isles. YES Neo is wearing a trenchcoat and gloves at the beach 🙄 what else

”is your mom her” is the cutest sentence lmao (thanks Fenixe) - not shown, off screen of course Maci and Oiolyka squealy reuniting together too. yay friends! new old friends!

2: canon convo number two, several years later as a comic! with Neo age 11-ish & the Quads about 13! Sweeney is the best dress up doll 🙃 (no tarantulas were harmed in the making of this comic). Something that probably does not translate super well in the way I drew this is that Klonie spent that whole convo putting Sweeney in different little hats?? as one does. Anyway octo-pet hangout date in the future!?? maybe!

helppp Neo has not re-connected with the Quads at her current age of 17 and her current height of OVER SIX FEET TALL LOOMING GRIM REAPER We should. hmm. make that happen. one day. lmaoo

I have another short comic planned but it’s merely fish adjacent so it can be its own thing! stay tuned for that eventually!

the Quads & their dialogue all belong to hiatus’d @fenixethekid ; Neo & her spidre belong to me!

#my art #spider tw #canon convos #long post //

[walnutart]

😺 for veronica sawyer and the heathers

Absolutely!

prompt:😺 An animal related headcanon

Veronica:

Veronica LOVES animals.

She has a tabby cat named JFK.

JFK only likes Veronica.

He will hiss and bite at her parents if they try to get close to him.

JFK HATES Heather Chandler

She also likes insects. She continuously begs her parents to let her get a pet tarantula. Her mother absolutely refuses.

When Veronica was younger, she would collect spiders, beetles, and praying mantis in jars and plastic terrariums.

She would draw them and give them names.

Heather Chandler:

Chandler and JFK are Mortal Enemies.

Chandler doesn't appreciate when Veronica pays attention to JFK instead of her when they hang out.

She will passive-aggressively sigh and drape herself across Veronica's bed.

Veronica always tells her that it's completely unreasonable for her to be jealous of a cat

Heather insists that Veronica loves JFK more than her (notably something her girlfriend never actually denies)

Other than JFK, Chandler is not fond of animals. At All.

She thinks they're dirty and loud

However, she is definitely more of a cat person

Dogs are too happy and peppy for her taste

She appreciates and relates to the cold aloofness that cats exude.

If she did ever have a cat, she would probably have a white maine coon.

That cat would be the meanest fucking animal alive

It would be a female, and it would have a red bow collar/a red leather bell collar

Something extra like that

Its name would be something strange and kind of outlandish. Yet like still feminine.

Like Lilith or Opal. Maybe even Lucifer/Satan lmao

I imagine Heather Chandler would be like actually an awful pet owner though so the chances of her actually getting a cat are slim to none.

Heather Duke:

Heather has a snake. I don't have proof, but I can feel it in my

bones.

She has either a smooth green snake or a rainbow boa (look them up they're pretty neat)

Its name would be something like Medusa

Heather McNamara gets/makes little hats for her snake.

Duke reluctantly allows this simply to humor her girlfriend

So far, the snake has a top hat, a cowboy hat, and a little pinwheel hat.

Duke finds this incredibly asinine.

She definitely also has a black cat or a black teacup poodle maybe both

idk I just get a vibe she seems like a small dog person

Also more of a cat person

If she does have a black cat its name would probably be something like Ophelia or something fancy and sophisticated like that. (probably named after a classical literature

Heather McNamara:

Heather Mac also loves animals a lot, however she's more traditional with the animals she likes

She has a golden retriever and a golden doodle

The retriever is named Butterscotch

the golden doodle is named Curly

JFK mildly tolerates Mac (this is a point of great pride for her).

Her dogs are highly trained. They can shake, play dead, speak, also that fancy stuff

Her dogs have A LOT of clothing

Sweaters, tutus, vests, harnesses, ties, bowties, hats, you name it they have it

They usually wear a bandana or a custom collar though.

The dogs love Duke, much to the girl's chagrin

They demand she play fetch, rub her belly, anything

She half-heartedly complies after she sees how happy it makes Mac

Secretly Duke loves Mac's dogs

Mainly because Butterscotch and Curly remind her of her girl friend

#heathers headcanons #heathers the musical #heathers #heathers the movie #heather mcnamara #heather duke #heather chandler #veronica sawyer #chansaw #mcduke #veronica sawyer x heather chandler #heather mcnamara x heather duke #chandlamara

[drechastory]

The silly Pete’s gang ladies and gents. I’ve never seen much art for these guys. And I will make comic strips of the, as well with the Amanda the Adventurer comic.

These are my head cannons for them.

Pete: Pete is the mouse for those who don’t know. (The bunny is known as Dottie and the beagle is named Finn.)

Pete is my favorite of the trio of animatronics. He is typically a degrading character but usually means his comments as jokes, but his tone confuses his comrades. He is the only one who holds something from the outside world. The packet watch BTW. He usually starts fights with his siblings, and starts trouble with the janitor(Oscar Willis). In the trio, he is technically the oldest brother, since he’s the first model for silly Pete’s.

Dottie: she is the only girl in the establishment, she is the nicest one in the establishment. Except on her “time of the month”. I have no idea what went through their bosses mind when he writes this code into her, but thanks to that, she is given a week off of work, due to her violent mood swings, and uncontrollable cussing at this time. She is the only bot with medical knowledge, and in her posters is seen wearing a nurse hat. She also has a pet tarantula, that she had captured when she first arrived at the establishment, called Mr. Cobs.

Finn: is the youngest member, and the closest to Oscar, he is very playful, and gets bored very easily. When interacts with kids, his first instinct is to play games with his trusty “stick”, which is actually a plastic sword since he’s a pirate. He’s a cuddler when he takes naps. He has a malfunction that’s acts like dissociative identity disorder, his second persona is known as Fergie. He tends to mimic the environment around him, which can be calm, or violent depending on the day. The way to tell the difference is very subtle, but Finn wears his top cloth like a pirate does and wears his bandana like a scarf I guess, meanwhile Fergie folds the top cloth like a sailors hat, and adjusts his scarf to resemble Pete’s bow tie. He is also very overprotective of his siblings, and is the first their boss blames for issues. Poor, poor beagle.

Oscar: he doesn’t actually a name in the Aga comic, but I gave him a name and a better role. He has two jobs, he either works as a janitor, or an extra mascot during the fall, called pumper pumpkin. He usually stays after hours to make sure the trio of siblings don’t mark each other before the show. To the animatronics, he’s more of a parental figure than their actual “dad”(the boss). He doesn’t trust Dottie or Pete to be near him when working, as they usually cause him trouble. But Finn is different, since the most he’ll do that stalls his work is asking him to play with him, after like five minutes, Finn leaves him be. He is also afraid of spiders, another reason he stays away from Dottie.

#ask goldie anything #Aga #head canon

[dangthatsspiral]

HEY HEY HEY I MADE A COTL OC WITH MY FRIEND..

if you wanna learn more about this MAN it’s belowww

THIS handsome fella is named Butch! He is a tarantula with a pet horned frog named Cassidy!! It’s inspired off of the spiders who will basically keep frogs as pets but ykyk

For a fee he will find and bring back any followers that dissented and ran off! But the longer the follower having been gone the higher chance the follower is dead or just straight up got OUTTA there.

His eye patch is actually fake and he wears it in solidarity to Cassidy who lost her eye to those explodey jellyfish at anchor deep..she also has a matching hat.

You can also somehow find a lost wedding ring! If you give it to Butch he will thank you and say “Oohoho! Haven’t seen that one in a while! I haven’t been home in a long time… Thanks for this”

He’s actually married to Plimbo and Plimbo just calls him his wife to annoy him and calls Cassidy his mother in law :))

“Ha i see you met my wife!” (Middle aged disgruntled man)

And the reason Butch left was because while riding Cassidy he lost his ring and just wouldn’t go back until he found it and after all the quests and him being distressed it’s revealed he’s been gone for only a WEEK and butch just felt really bad.

Once you fix their marriage Butch will hang out in smugglers sanctuary with Plimbo while Cassidy swims around in the water!! If you ask him to get a follower he will call Cassidy and they hop off and Plimbo waves goodbye!!!

They both have mustaches and are IN LOVE. LOVE WINS THEY HOLD HANDS

There would be a cool down and it’s different depending on if he’s at Smugglers sanctuary or not. If he’s not he just sleeps next to Cassidy with his hat over his face and at smugglers sanctuary he sleeps in a web hammock :))

#cult of the lamb #cotl #cotl oc #cult of the lamb oc #my art #reblogs are appreciated I love this middle aged man so much you have no idea #cotl lamb #cult of the lamb fanart

[brainyxbat]

After hearing about Gold Roger's legacy, Luffy spots a green-haired young woman with twintails peek out curiously from another room behind the bar. After he says hello, she ducks back inside without a word, to his confusion. He asks who she is, and is treated to another flashbacks story; this one is about a young witch who seemed to come from the sea herself, wearing only a large sail, and appeared to have eaten the famed Majo-Majo No Mi Devil Fruit, spotted by the shore. She was soon accepted by Loguetown, performing in the street with her newfound powers, only to be ostracized after a hypnosis act goes terribly wrong. The old man running the Gold Roger bar took her to the doctor for an eye attack from a dagger, which left her half blind, and let her hide in an unused room in the bar, where no one could bother her while she practiced.

Anytime she leaves the bar, the townspeople give her a hard time with booing, and brutal heckling. The formally sweet, adorkable girl is turned into an ice queen as a result, afraid of opening her walls to anyone other than the old man, the only person in town to show her kindness after the incident.

A now excited Luffy wants to see her magic, and with the promise of not harming her, he's allowed in the room to meet her. She's wary at first, having seen his wanted poster, but relaxes when Luffy shows her how sweet he really is. He loves her magic, and after introducing the rest, asks her to join the Straw Hats, but she turns him down, feeling too tied down to Loguetown to leave.

Later on, the old man convinces her to reconsider her decision, because she won't get anywhere with her witchcraft if she stays. Plus if she's picked on outside of Loguetown, which was unlikely, she would have a support group to fall back on.

After an emotional farewell, she departs with everything she needs, including her familiar/pet tarantula, Burton. She officially joins the Straw Hat Crew, partaking in the iconic barrel scene, and becomes much happier in no time.

Not just that, though; after a short amount of time, she becomes the oblivious object of Usopp's affections.

"Everyone in this town hates me, except for Mr. Rauru. He took me in, and helped me when no one else would." (⬅ JP w/ ENG sub)

#bxb art #loguetown #loguetown arc #one piece #one piece oc #tempeste g. venus #one piece backstory #op backstory #luffy #monkey d luffy

[stellarana]

Zaros assigning roles to the Mahjarrat be like:

(Please note that this is very inaccurate, I do understand the actual lore I’m just simplifying it for comedic purposes)

Zaros: Ok, so, Zamorak, you have the strongest psychopathic tendencies out of all the Mahjarrat, the right place for you is leading the army. You get to be in charge of Hazeel, Zemouregal, and the chubby nerd.

Wahisietel: Wait what?

Zamorak: *evil laugh*

Zaros: Sliske, you seem to be the troublemaker of the group so you get to be in charge of the secret police.

Sliske: *not listening, busy scaring Wahisietel and Jhallan with a large tarantula*

Zaros: Trindine, you actually have the skills that would make you best suited to the role I just assigned to Sliske. And you seem to already have a bit of a grudge towards him. You get to be his secretary.

Trindine: WHAT. NO. 

Zaros: Alright you’re not his secretary but you’re still going to be working for him and won’t really be able to do much without his permission.

Jhallan: AGHHHH SLISKE GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!!!

Zaros: Let’s see… Ah, Bilrach. You seem eager to do anything to please Zamorak. You’re going to be under Azzanadra’s command.

Bilrach: What?

Azzanadra: MY command?

Zaros: Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, you’re the Pontifex Maximus.

Azzanadra: The what?

Zaros: You get to wear a hat.

Azzanadra: *puts on the hat and some cool sunglasses* Let’s go.

#runescape #rs3 #mahjarrat #zaros #i guess i tag all the mahjarrat mentioned? ok here we go #zamorak #hazeel #zemouregal #wahisietel #sliske #jhallan #trindine #bilrach #azzanadra #that took too long and nobody’s gonna care but that’s all the mahjarrat in order of appearance

[wulvert]

i sent an ask earlier about a triptrack movie

yes red would have a motorcycle at some point - maybe stole it from some loser or it could just be something cool he has - and his mask would actually be a motorcycle helmet - also tex would be so annoying to ride on a motorcylce with lmao hed be so distracting

i know that we like people who look stupid but pre-sunburn red in a black leather jacket for a flashbackor whatever? mmmmmmmmm

i personally am not a big fan of sunburnt red - i am a tumblr sexyman lover forever - so if he got his hair back and maybe had a bunch of scars instead of a sunburn that would be pretty marketable - i just hate his sunburn lmao idrk why

red shouldve kept his disguise jacket it looked awesome on him idk why - texs disguise shouldve been one of those sun dresses and a floppy hat lol

imagine tex and red running through the glass city from the feds but stopping to take a photo next to a headline about them as criminals - red in sparkly makeup and some kind of whore outfit and tex wearing a unicorn onesie for no reason? slay

instead of the train stopping during the fight with shae, what if tex and shae fought on top of the moving train - shae knocks tex and red off the train at one point

i know tex cant eat but what if he could drink things? ensues red dragging tex to a random bar for a break idk? - even if tex doesnt like music 0r loud stuff he could at least enjoy dancing with red or wwhatever

terry could have a massive dangerous transformation scene where his hands turn into saw blades or something and he his a big mouth full of incredibly sharp teeth idrk

toad could look a little less diseased - maybe shorter hair and less sweat? - and use the science of eels to power his robot creations

also red and tex jumping off a building to avoid the feds and basically skydiving lives rent free in my head

while lost in the desert red and tex come across an oasis and maybe do some swimming??? i just want a beach episode man

ms tarantula being a cyborg like shae could be cool idk why

terry being scared of possum lmao

tex and red run into mits and mouse at the roller rink - mits and mouse spinning each other on skated while starting an insane shoot out with ak47s while tex and red skate and dodge while also drinking slushees

tex vs toad would rock as a finale - imagine toad using eel dna to transform/bioengineer himself as a way to prove to tex that tex is inferior due to being artirficial

i really dont know im just thinking about them

edit: reading this back i think i came off as a bit too much of a hater IM SORRY ITS HARD 2 CONVEY TONE OVER TEXT))

...................................eyes glazed over at hating sunburnt red im ngl, I don't rly care if he's less marketable- I have no interest in giving him his old face back after triptrack either I much prefer him being at peace with the way he looks. him having the minor scarring of a cowardly phantom of the opera adaptation would be lame, doesn't rly drive home the pain he's in at the moment with him still needing to apply antiseptic and bandages. I dont think he physically looks stupid either its just the clothes he's wearing atm.- wait instead of a sunburn? the sunburns reinforced by the worldbuilding i think itd be a missed opportunity to not have it be caused by the sun.

also these days tumblr sexymen make me feel physically ill- I can barely stand drawing tex's abs. the green jacket muddled their opposing colour schemes, it needed to die.

bc red would die trains are fast.- 2 be clear i dont like the shae fight i dont like a lot of triptrack, but for that to happen red would fly away, tex would immediately then also fly away- leaving shae presumably completely fine, not leaving you with anything about the sun- or, she's not fine, bleeds- passes out and dies, which rip and red would also die. he can take broken ribs but hes not train proof shae's head isnt train proof either.

terry isnt built to murder ppl hes a bouncer at best so it wouldnt rly make sense. he does have a mouth though i mentioned this, its more like a toothless puppet mouth though.

😞 why would you make him less sweaty 😞 thats his whole appeal. 😞also an eel robot that would be animal abuse 2 him and he doesnt support that- dont know how her being a cyborg would come up but way more acceptable than less sweaty eel

personally i like possum never being mentioned

I rly need to get toads arc over with so he can beat the being anything other than a sweaty middle aged guy with multiple untreated anxiety disorders, allegations.

there are a lot of changes i wanna make to triptrack dont get me wrong. but i think we have different ideas of my dudes, i hope i didnt come off as too much of a hater tho

#asks

[seventhegodsblog]

Part two!

What do the slashers and creepypastas think is cute?

Tiffany valentine:

If you try on her makeup. She’s just raving about how adorable you look. And she helps you out and also dresses you up.

Brahms hellshire:

I don’t know but maybe if you try to do things his way. But he I think would find it cute if you are small are try to one up him and say your taller.

Chromeskull:

He loves it if you wear his clothes and act like him. He’s dead, you killed him! You hear a thud and there’s blood coming out of his nose. You’re either worried or just “eh”

Asa Emory:

If you like spiders and you try to befriend bugs talking to them. He’s going to buy you a pet tarantula or whatever bug you love the most! He’s getting you that bug! Don’t say he won’t.

The grabber:

If you put stickers on his mask or his face. He’ll love it and then pat his head saying “now you’re all better. It works the best if you put a bandage on a cut, put a sticker on it and the kiss the bandage and say he’s all ready to go.

Pamela vorhees:

If you bake HER cookies while she’s tired and hungry, and she finds you in the kitchen with tons of trays of cake, cookies, chocolate rolls, pumpkin rolls, pies. She’s so happy. And if you say you want to give it to homeless people or charity, or anything. She’s more then happy to help you.

Baby firefly:

If you wear a flower dress. Don’t ask why she just loves it she doesn’t care if your non-binary,male,female. Loves it thinks it’s the best and will help you with makeup.

Otis driftwood:

If you ask “can I braid your hair” or “can I paint your nails” his soul is gone. BUT YOU KNOW DAMN WELL HES LETTING YOU DO THAT, you’re his baby now, he’s protecting you with his fucking life. No if ands or buts about it.

(Bare with my I don’t know a lot about the Sinclairs so.)

Vincent Sinclair:

If you make a wax sculpture and you’re not so good at it, he’s so happy you tried it and finds it so cute you want to learn. He’s helping you.

Bo Sinclair:

If you ask him to fix your car or truck. He’s gonna do it, once it’s done he’ll say “there you go my sweet little prince/princess/royalty” just for you to hug him or get flustered.

Lester Sinclair (I don’t remember his name I’m sorry):

If you pick him flowers just small cute flowers, or if you bring him a raccoon that’s sleeping. That’s your guys raccoon now. And it’s named Oliver or Olivia.

Chop top:

You playing the drums on his metal plate head, he not only thinks it’s cute but he thinks it’s funny. Or if you come inside his room and he’s smoking w€€d and you give him water to help him.

Drayton:

He’s in love if you help him carry things or cook food. Just absolutely in love. That’s all

Beetle juice:

If you clean him up but you fail. He just laughs and comments on how adorable it is. But he changed clothes and wore your clothes. Because he wants to see you happy.

Candyman:

Taking his name literally and asking for candy. Like honey I don’t have any candy for you. But he’ll get you candy, just ignore the news saying that candy was stolen it’s fine just enjoy your candy.

Lubdan (leprechaun):

If you try to find him a four leaf clover he’s helping you, it’s taking hours though so. But you’ll find one some day.

The crooked man from the conjuring:

If you get on your tip toes steal his hat and then kiss him on the cheek. He hugging you. If you need to go to the bathroom, he lets you, or if your overstimulated or burnt out. He stops.

The nun:

pepper their face with kisses. She’s making you cute toys, I do recommend you check the dolls and trains she makes so you know if their posed or not.

Krampus:

Make him a new Cloke and decorate his horns with stickers. Also play with his corrupt elf assistants. He’s going to love you and make you cookies, hey who said he can’t be nice.

Pinhead:

Get him new pins, please he needs them. But if you get him the wrong type of pins the ones with cute colors. He’s not going to wear them he’s just going to tell you gently you got the wrong ones. He loves the cute mistake it brightens up his day.

Hannibal lector:

Making him food that’s in cute animal shapes, like Dino nuggets. He’s eating them.

Norman bates:

Please make him a scarf or something warm, something hand made he really loves those and thinks it’s so cute and nice how you thought of him to make him that.

Patrick bates (I don’t remember his name):

If you’re asking him for help. He’s such a cocky asswhole that he’ll scoff in your face thinking and saying “how cute that you think I need help” then you walk away.

Billy loomis:

You make him something you think he likes and then surprise him at school. And say happy birthday when it’s not his birthday he will be confused, but also love it.

Stu matcher:

Dress up for him he’ll love it. That’s all. It’s going to make his whole day. And he’ll text you eventually getting his phone taken. Also send him pictures of your outfit.

Billy lenz:

Christmas cookie when it’s not Christmas. Do it, he’ll love you! He’ll ask you to put up the Christmas tree and decorate the house.

Creeper (jeepers creeper):

Wear, they’re, coat! Please! Just do it. He wants you to do that. So please do it. He will purr out of happiness.

Carrie white:

Make her a bath, this sweet baby deserves it. Just a bubble bath. Wash her hair for her. Treat her like a queen. Or a princess. But treat her like a queen.

The orphan Esther:

You doing her hair and making her clothes. Or telling people that’s she’s an adult sticking up for her. She’ll be so grateful.

Art the clown:

Clean his clothes and give him tons of kisses. He’s gonna hug you and help you dye his clothes correctly. Because the colors fade.

John Cramer (saw):

Get him saws and sharp objects, buy him puzzles aswell. And games so he can’t be stressed out anymore. Also rub his back. Poor old baby needs a break.

Amanda yung:

Brush her hair, and put it in a bun, with some of her hair down. Also give gifts.

Samara:

Samara is a child, so give her stuffed animals, and dolls to play with she will think the toys you just have her are the best. Don’t put her near water she’s scared of it because of her mom.

Sam from trick r treat:

Candy he will love you, you’re his parental figure now. No one will hurt his parental figure, and if they do that person isn’t going to have two or three of there limbs.

Regan from the exercist:

So this is the demon that possessed the little 12 year old. So I mean, if you let him posses you for a little. He’s gonna be thank full, but no. He’s not gonna do that. Thank you but no.

Harry warden:

Try to pick up his pic axe he will think it’s adorable. Just try please.

Captain Spaulding:

I don’t know much about him, just found out about him. Will update.

I think that’s all the slashers, please tell me if there is more. Because I don’t know.

#freddy krueger #slashers #the grabber #headcanons #cuteness #horror #michael myers #bubba sawyer #Asa Emory #art the clown. #carrie white #lgbtqplus

[torchiiko]

julian headcanons 💜

he somehow always has bat brownies even when theyre out of season

he loves Attending Events (joke based on how often he can be found in crowd scenes but also kinda bc post golden doctors note he feels safer with people...)

loves count chocula cereal bc Vampire Mascot

has various halloween patterned socks with skulls, bats, spiderwebs etc

once he got a little older and realized he wasnt a bat he started wanting one as a pet instead

torn between him being so arachnophobic even tiny spiders freak him out and him having a tarantula as a pet...

hes definitely the type to find traditionally "creepy" animals cute!! rats and mice are another pet option for him

has tons of spooky themed squishmallows.. the Bats and the Skeleton Animals and other festive halloween ones

i personally think. the little skull on his hat was inspired by sinjin knightfire like!! sinjin has skull themes and julian idolizes him!! cmon thatd be so cute

my sister thinks part of the reason he clung so much onto the power ball being his birthday present was bc nobody got him anything :(

he 100% paints his nails black. If the shows artstyle had fingernails his would be painted, he already wears eyeliner he might as well paint his nails !!

halloween is his favorite holiday he is so spookysilly,,, hes probably had fancy vampire costumes multiple years... perhaps a dark prince at some point... its a crime he wasnt in either of the halloween episodes

projecting a bit and saying that despite loving horror and creepy things, he only has a mild tolerance,, jumpscares get him all the time, he can watch playthroughs of scary games but has a hard time playing them himself, he would put on the scariest movie he can find and then be afraid to go to sleep when its over

but Also he would lead you on an expedition through an eerie forest to hunt a cryptid and refuse to turn back until he either finds evidence or explores the whole place. hes so confident hes like "this isnt even the eeriest forest ive been in!" and you tap him on the shoulder and he screams. hes built different

#rc9gn #rc9gn julian #headcanons #nerd time #ramble #queue

[wolfnanaki]

The Bad Guys

Deleted Scene: Opening Sequence

It’s a hot summer day in Los Angeles. Mr. Wolf, holding a snakehead cane and wearing a fedora, walks into a bank and up to the counter. Wolf quietly announces his intention to rob the bank to the teller with a sinister smile. The teller panics and fumbles as he tries to press the panic button. Wolf leans over and presses it for him. “I like a challenge, Robert.” He swipes the teller’s watch and has him escort him to the vault. As the teller walks Mr. Wolf there, the other customers and tellers realize what’s going on and begin to panic.

After arriving at the locked vault, Wolf dismisses the teller and introduces himself to the audience as “The Big Bad Wolf”, leaning into the childhood stories of wolves being seen as monsters. “When you’re the villain of every story, you grow up thinking it’s your only career option. Is it fair? Maybe not. But I make the best of it.” He twirls the snake cane, revealing it to be Mr. Snake. Wolf describes Snake as his childhood friend as Snake cracks the vault open, revealing money and stolen property. The two grin and look at each other as they see the loot, and say in unison: “The love of my life.”

Mr. Piranha emerges from under Mr. Wolf’s hat and attacks a rack of clothing. Wolf chuckles, calling him crazy. Ms. Tarantula emerges from Wolf’s collar. She opens her laptop as she tells Wolf the ways she’s incapacitated the police. She then complains about her nickname, Webs: “Okay, tarantulas don’t make webs. That’s a microaggression.”

By now, the police have crowded outside the bank. Tiffany Fluffit speaks to the police chief about the situation; the chief tries to deny it’s a robbery, but the radio dispatch gives it away. With a duffel bag full of money and stolen goods, Snake, Tarantula and Piranha return to Wolf’s disguise as he steps out of the vault. He’s immediately swarmed by police, guns drawn. Just then, a shady FBI agent arrives, saying he’s taking over, and escorts Wolf away. The FBI agent is none other than Mr. Shark in disguise.

As the gang gets back to their car, a pair of real FBI agents appear, leaving the police chief baffled. As Wolf starts to drive off, Shark gets upset that there’s no chase. Wolf seems to agree. He pulls alongside the crowd outside the bank and leans out of the sunroof to talk to a bystander.

“Whoa. What’s going on here?”

“Another bank robbery.”

“It’s not that group again, is it? The Mean Guys? The Disagreeable Guys? The Handsome Guys? The Not Great Guys? What’s that group called again?”

Just as the police chief realizes he’s been duped, the bystander turns to look behind her and sees Wolf. She screams, and the rest of the bystanders flee. The police chief notices Wolf waving at him. “The Bad Guys!”

Wolf grins. “Oh, yeah, that’s right.” He gets back into the car. “Webs, hit it.” The music plays as the gang drives off.

#The Bad Guys #Dreamworks #deleted scene #Mr. Wolf #Mr. Snake #Mr. Shark #Mr. Piranha #Ms. Tarantula #Tiffany Fluffit

[r0-boat]

It’s late but not late enough for me to be acting like this.

I’ve been crying, and not over anything tragic, only that it fully sunk in that tarantulas have paws, cute little pawzies to help them grip onto things and I genuinely don’t know how to process how fucking cute that is, which means galvantula has paws, and galvantula’s are also really cute, so I started crying even more cause twice as cute babies.

I’m sober if that counts for anything, this is almost as bad as the time I started crying cause I learned that grass can feel pain and i got sad

- noodle, and I’m someone writing smut while doing so, it’s a talent truly

That's fear last week I was crying because I looked up birds with hats.

Pokemon were real I'd probably be sobbing like a bitch boy after looking up Pokemon wearing hats or a Joltik in a teacup

#ro.chatting

[legendarywolf2022]

Chapter 17: Where History Meets Art at the Museum

(Once the Bad Guys and the Panda Squad enter the museum, they have no idea what is going to happen…)

⏰ 10th of July 2022, 06:30pm ⏰

🌎The Museum of Art, Los Angeles 🌎

The Bad Guys looked at the museum, it has been a year since the last time they come to this building just to steal the Golden Dolphin. And all five looked nervous…

Mr Piranha was wearing a black suit and black trousers with gold sparkles, black shiny shoes, white shirt and golden chain necklace, and a black belt with gold buckle.

Mr Shark was wearing a sparkling red suit with black tiger stripes, matching red trousers, white shoes, black belt with gold buckle, white shirt, and bright red bow-tie.

Miss Tarantula was wearing a white shirt, yellow leather jackets, black choker that got a blue gemstone in the middle as well as a matching tie, black spider earrings that also got a blue gemstones as well.

Mr Snake was wearing a green suit, green top hat, white shirt with a red scarf and a red flower.

And Mr Wolf was wearing the same suit that he wore last year in the museum but slightly different as it blended with the Charity Gala; near dark blue suit, matching trousers, black shoes, purple vest, and black bow-tie but without a hat, sunglasses and a fake moustache.

…the five former criminal just standing there, really don’t want to go. Wolf looked around, hoping he could see Sly Cooper which sadly wasn’t there but maybe he was not here yet.

The Panda Squad looked at the museum, eyes widened as they walked up next to the Bad Guys. They have never seen something so fantastic before…

Meilin was wearing a Chinese red sparkling short dress with no sleeves that got pink blossom petals on them with matching shoes as well as red heart-shaped earrings, sliver glasses, pink pearl necklace, pink flower hair clip, white Canadian cardigan as well as a rainbow friendship bracelet.

Miriam was wearing a pastel green jumpsuit with a short sleeves and plain shimmering green long skirt and a plain shimmering green suit that got long sleeves as well as stars on the skirt and the suit, dark green belt with a sliver buckle. Dark green boot-looking shoes with black laces, black shocks, her black chocker necklace with a green gem in the middle, green gem circle-shaped earrings, rainbow friendship bracelet, and her hairstyle was an up-do that still shown curls with a pastel green scrunchy with a sliver star on it.

Priya was wearing a black jumpsuit with short sleeves, nearly long yellow cardigan, yellow boots with black lace, white belt with a golden eagle that spread its wings wide, gold sparkles for her curly hair, gold earrings, gold necklace, gold nosepiece, gold bracelet, black glasses, and rainbow friendship bracelet.

Abby was wearing a sparkling pink/purple Jaguar print dress with short sleeves, purple Jaguar print ribbon around her waist, white tights, pastel pink shoes with a hot pink lace that got a bow as well in the front, sparkling pink/purple Jaguar print headband with her hair as a ponytail, sliver heart-shaped earrings with white pearls, white and grey pearl bracelet in both wrists along with a rainbow bracelet.

And Catalina… she looked like a princess; wearing a light green shirt with buttons and collar as well as a matching skirt, black leggings, black socks, white boots with light green laces, white belt with golden sun-crest, brown fingerless gloves and leather jackets, golden leaf necklace and rainbow bracelet. Her hairstyle was two ponytail with white ribbons, green sparkles and a mini sliver tiara hair hair clip along with a golden diamond shape earring.

…Wolf noticed the girls and somehow smiled at Catalina who smiled back, the other Bad Guys looked at the other Panda Squad and they smiled at each other. These 10 friends seemed to be well unique by the way they dressed up for the museum.

“It’s like we’re going to the royal gala,” Miriam was the first one to speak.

“Except that it’s a museum,” Piranha pointed out.

“Well, Diane did said that it’s a little gala for the museum because there’s something important is at the front of the whole stage.” Catalina said.

“Oooh,” Shark said. “I wonder if it’s a whole three of dolphins. You know; gold, sliver and bronze.”

“That would be interesting,” Priya said with a smile.

“It’s ‘crime’ time, everyone.” Tarantula said, teasing her boys while doing a quote mark on ‘crime’ just to have fun.

“We’re going to steal their attentions by showin’ off our cool looks?!” Abby asked excitedly with her eyes sparkled.

“That would be on you girls,” Snake rolled his eyes before giving them a serious look. “If they come up to you, don’t talk to them. Just stay by me and I attacked them. Got that?”

“Ugh,” Meilin groaned. “We know all the rules of keeping us safe from random strangers, Snake!”

Wolf chuckled, “Since when you’re started to be an overprotective father?”

“Since you’re the first one to came to my life,” Snake said. “Before Shark and Piranha, and before Webs and Hornet.”

“Who’s Hornet?” Miriam asked.

There was a paused and the four Bad Guys glared at Snake who rolled his eyes before answering Miriam’s question. “Hornet was our member of this team before deciding to leave us so he could get a better life.”

“We asked him why,” Piranha said as he was a bit sad about his best friend left without saying goodbye. “But he never replied…”

Abby hugged Piranha for comfort, trying to be extra careful with his golden sparkles. Piranha then patted her gently on the arm.

“Anyway,” Wolf said after a little silence. “We be able to contact him two weeks later after he left us.“

“After I be able to get him to talk to us for Piranha’s sake,” Tarantula said.

“Whoa…” Miriam, Priya and Abby spoke as they were kinda stunned by how they be able to contact their friend.

“When we be able to see him?” Priya asked.

The five Bad Guys looked at each other…

“Are you guys gonna come in or are you just gonna stand there, doing nothing?” The voice came and when two groups turned to see who it was, it was Diane in a sparkling red jumpsuit that got a long skirt and straps over her shoulders with matching shoes. Her bracelet and necklace were still there. “I’m glad you guys be able to come when I thought you wouldn’t.”

Wolf got to admit it. Diane have always looked like a princess just like last year where she wore a pink dress at the museum and a blue jumpsuit dress at the charity gala, but now in a red jumpsuit dress for the museum gala. She was absolutely beautiful in red but also pink, it kinda shows her innocence but feisty attitude in her; ‘Her heart full of sweetness but her eyes full of fire’.

Miriam, Priya and Abby gasped once they saw Diane, “You look so beautiful.” They said at the same, admiring the colour of the dress she wore.

“Oh,” Diane said. “Thank you, no one never said that to me when I’m wearing something like this.”

Suddenly, Mr Whiskers came out of nowhere behind Diane’s legs. The little fella was wearing a red bow-tie that got a little ruby gem in the middle. When he saw Catalina, he ran up and jumped into her arms before nuzzling against her cheek while purring.

“First, Wolf.” Snake said, “Now this Little Red Riding Hood?”

Catalina chuckled while cuddling Mr Whiskers, given Snake a nod.

Wolf smiled before taking Catalina’s hand. “Come on,” Wolf told the guys and girls. “Let’s go and see what’s the night brings.”

Snake was kinda shocked when Wolf was not going to talk to Diane about what happened yesterday. Maybe Wolf just wanted to talk to her alone without he and the others being earwigs, but he was going to keep an eye on him just in case.

Meilin noticed Snake’s look and she can tell that this would be a hard night for Snake and Wolf.

“Don’t worry,” Meilin said to Snake. “I’m sure Wolf will tell her.”

“I do hope so,” Snake sighed.

🐺🐍🕷🦈🐠

Once the gang entered the building, everyone looked at the Bad Guys before the Panda Squad and started to mumble a bit before going back to their business. That left Wolf a bit confused and upset but didn’t let that get to him.

“I actually thought they would scream and run away,” Miriam said.

“Yeah,” Tarantula agreed. “But I guess they don’t want to ruin this big night.”

“I already told them that you’re coming,” Diane explained. “So everything is in order.”

“Thanks,” Wolf said before walking away from her. “We’re just going to check on the new stuff in this place.” Not knowing his ears seemed to dropped.

Diane looked hurt by the way he walked away but also can tell something was up.

Catalina noticed that and decided to go after Wolf with Mr Whiskers in her arms.

Snake growled, “I’ll talk to him when I got the chance. Because there’s something you need to know from him.”

The rest of Panda Squad looked at each other before starting to explore the place, while the Bad Guys started to talk about Wolf.

“Don’t you think he’s going to Diane about what happened yesterday?” Miriam said.

“I do hope so…” Meilin said very serious and plain as she doesn’t want to overreact with strong emotions that cause the red panda to unleash.

“Catalina did told us that he didn’t say anything about the incident,” Abby said.

“I wasn’t expected Snake would find that out, though.” Priya said.

“Look,” Miriam spoke. “I thought we won’t say anything and just let someone figure it out by themselves.”

“That’s correct,” Meilin said with no emotion.

“But guess that you have to tell Wolf that you know than just Snake,” Miriam rolled her eyes annoyance slightly.

“It wasn’t like that,” Meilin said as her emotions got a little best of her but remained calm.

“Which reminds me, is that why you’re not in your nearly five o’clock in the morning?” Abby asked.

“You was with them, trying to get Wolf to tell Diane the truth about yesterday?” Priya said.

“Can we just…” Meilin suddenly snapped but taking a breath in and out, calming her down before spoke in a calm voice. “We just need to keep this to ourselves until Wolf going to talk to her. I don’t us to talk about this more as I am focusing on something else that morning with Snake.”

“Why?” Miriam asked. “What happened this morning?”

“I… uh…” Meilin wasn’t sure if she wanted to tell her friends about that morning. She and Snake saw what’s he called a Wolfervile symbol and when she asked what it was, he only replied; “I fear that Wolf might be one of them…” which she doesn’t understand…

“Hey, Abby!” Shark called her and the girls turned to see him. “You wanna get something to eat from the buffet?”

“Yeah, I do!” Abby said, running towards Shark. “Later, girls!”

“There you three,” Snake said. “You better stay by me at all time, you got that?”

“Well,” Miriam said. “Maybe for those two, but I’m hunting for Sly Cooper…” before she be able to get anyway, Snake grabbed her by the wrist.

“Oh, no.” Snake said. “No way, you ain’t get away from me. You don’t even know this place.”

“He does have a good point.” Priya pointed out, agreeing with him.

Miriam groaned.

Meanwhile, Officer Susanna saw the Bad Guys and the girls entered the building and smiled as she noticed that they were just doing just fine.

“Has the Bad Guys entered the building with the girls?” Chief Luggins asked behind Officer Bob who those two were standing next to Susanna.

“Yup,” Susanna replied. “You know, you should talk to Wolf and maybe apologise to after what happened.”

“She does have a good point, Chief.” Bob said.

“And why should I do that?” Chief asked. “I get that little red-head girl said was nothing but all true as I was too blinded to actually see the true culprit that turned out to be that guinea pig, but apologised to Wolf…”

“…for saying that he was born to be a threat because he’s a wolf.” Susanna finished her sentence. “I get he’s a wolf, Chief, but something tells me that there’s something wrong with me when I saw him defend his friend from those bunnies that he somehow got the skills of kung fu.”

“What?” Chief Luggins asked. “Why didn’t you tell me?”

“I know how you would react,” Susanna said. “But before all that, I can’t help but notice that one of them called him a ‘Wolfervile’?”

“A Wolfervile?” Bob asked.

The chief froze there as she somehow heard that word before but couldn’t figure out what…

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Few minutes later while everyone were having a great time so far, Wolf was already walking back and forth as he talked to himself while Catalina was playing with Mr Whiskers. “Okay. Come on, Wolf, you can do it. This is Diane we're talking about. She would understand.m, right? But what if someone overhear us? I don't want people go panic here. What if she doesn't want to talk to me? What if I interupt her in middle of important conversation with some delegates? That would be really awkward. Maybe I should wait a little, she doesn't need dumbass like me to disrupt her party.” He then walked away, but then he slapped himself on face to stop. “No, no. Don't think like that. Just talk to Diane about the yesterday's incident and get over with. She has every right to know.” He looked over until he saw her talking with blue-haired lady that looked familiar.

The blue-haired woman was a fox and was also wearing a blue dress with no sleeves from ankle to neck with golden details, black long gloves and shoes, and her hair was a plait that was over her shoulder.

Wolf shook his head as if he was seeing things after this morning and yesterday, “Well…” he finally spoke, “There she is. Okay, Wolf, this is it. Just... talk to her.” Wolf took a deep breath keep repeating in his head over and over of the same line 'I can do this' with confidence ready to approach her. He raised index finger in confidence, take one step, ready to take another one while opened his mouth to call her.... only to be still on this position for 10 seconds…

20 seconds, and then 40…

‘Come on, Wolf. You can do this. Just take one step.’ He thought while trying move from this position... until he slumped in defeat, it’s like his confidence just went away and out of the window as he lowered his finger along with droopy ears.

"I can't do it." he said in depressed tone. He growled a little, but then he grasped his head in frustration as he ranted to himself. “Aaarrrrgggh, this is ridiculous!” He snapped himself. “I'm Mr. Wolf, a former gentle-thief, a smooth-talker, practically a second George Clooney! This should be piece of cake, so why can't I do it?!”

“Are you done now?” Wolf yelped as he heard a voice behind him only to see Shark along with Abby, their hands were filled with plates of delicious food.

“H-how long have you been standing there?” Wolf asked, his blush in embarrassment was shown slightly.

“Oh, Long enough to see you acting like teenage highschooler who is afraid to ask his crush on date.” Shark said, smirking.

Abby squeeled at mentioning word 'date'.

Wolf's cheeks suddenly blushed more after hearing that. “It's not like that.” He mumbled. “I just...”

“…have problem to tell her about yesterday's incident?” Shark asked, finishing his sentence.

The canine's eyes widened in surprise at his aquatic friend. “H-How do you know that?” Then he looked at Abby. Remembering that Meilin knew about it from Catalina, his eyes landed on Abby. “Did you tell him about that?”

“What?” Abby asked, “No, I didn't. I swear.” She then looking flustered.

“Hey, chill.” Snark said. “Snake was the one who told me.”

Wolf groaned after hearing that. “Snake, of course.” He crossed arms with his eyes rolled. He then looked at Abby apologetically as he spoke. “Sorry…”

Abby only shrugged in response. “Eh, it's okay. No harm done... yet.” She said mischievously. “Want me to teach him a lesson?” She asked while raised her fists emphasizing on 'lesson'.

Both apex predators chuckled at her adorableness, despite knowing she's serious.

“No need, but thanks.” Wolf said, his face suddenly turned into scowl as he turned away. “I'm gonna do it myself.” He was about to find that traitor until he was grabbed on collar by Shark.

“Not so fast,” Shark said. “Look… Snake might be a jerk, but he's right. You can't keep this from her forever.”

“I'm not going keep it from her.” Wolf said.

“Then why are you stalling?” Shark asked.

“I’m not…” Wolf was about to snapped, but he paused before taking a deep breath to calm himself down as he spoke. “I'm not stalling, I'm just... taking time to prepare myself.”

Catalina noticed Wolf’s frustrated and went over to him with Mr Whiskers followed her just to see he’s alright. “You okay Wolf?” She asked.

Wolf noticed her and sighed, “Yeah… I’m fine…”

Shark didn't look conviced though and he was getting annoyed. “You're stalling right now and all of us are getting tired of…”

Abby quickly jabbed him on side to shut him up, but it was too late.

Wolf and Catalina quickly caught on what Shark just said.

Catalina glared Abby who smiled sheepish. “Guess the Bad Guys and the Panda Squad knew what happened yesterday and yet, Wolf didn’t say anything to Diane.” She groaned.

“Wait, 'all of us'?” Wolf asked, he was too glaring at Shark. “All of you Bad Guys and Panda Squad?”

Just then, Tarantula was climbing up onto Shark’s shoulder. “Yeah… sorry, but Cat told the girls and Snake told us.”

Suddenly Piranha came to Abby’s side. “Hola, did you finally do it?! Please, tell me you did it! I really want to…”

“Piranha!” Tarantula snapped, “Just cut it out! Look, me and Mr Nervous Gas-Liar here already know about it.”

“Hey!” Piranha snapped back at her. “At least, I didn't fart one bit since we came here!”

Wolf facepalmed himself, feeling more embarrassed than before.

Catalina spoke, “I was the first who knew about it before Snake taste the air of negative in you and me.”

“Of course,” Wolf mumbled. “Surprisingly, you told the girls and Snake told Shark, Webs and Gas-Liar.”

Tarantula sighed. “Listen… Even if Snake didn't say a word, we noticed you've off today. You can't dancing around it forever.”

“She's right.” Shark pointed it out. “Just get it off your chest and you will feel much better.”

“Yeah,” Wolf said. “You’re right. I mean what could possibly go wrong? It's just me and Diane... talking about that crazy yesterday... involving crazy rabbits... that tried to kindnap me... with few people probably listening... including Fluffit... and Luggins... in the Museum…” At first Wolf was so sure he had no reason to be worried, but after each sentence he became more agitated. Shaking like poor leaf after realizing his situation.

Shark, Tarantula, Piranha, Abby and Catalina (with Mr Whiskers in Catalina’s arms) exchanged their worried looks as they saw a poor canine almost freaking out. Shark and Abby quickly put their plates on side of table as the others approach him.

“Wolf?” Catalina asked, worrying about Wolf’s outburst as they were all in the building with everyone around them.

Shark and Piranha tried to calm down his frenzy, but no luck as Wolf started berrating in dismay. “Oh, my god!” Wolf said, he was in near full panic. “Snake was right. Going there was a bad idea. Talking about it here?! Of all places?! What was I thinking?!” He then noticed bottle of wine. What if... He was about take shot when suddenly…

“Oh, heck no!” He shouted in panic as he grabbed the bottle, before Wolf could. It's surprise no one paid attention of that outburst, aside from two startled Abby and Catalina.

“Shark,” Wolf said. “Come on!”

“No,” Shark said. “I will not dealing with a Loopy Wolf today.”

“Loopy Wolf?” Abby asked in confusion.

“Everytime Wolf is gets drunk, he became pretty much unpredictable and always ends up in crazy situations.” Shark explained.

“I can confirm that.” Tarantula said, rolling her eyes.

“Me, too.” Piranha said, “And that comes someone who is suppossed to be the crazy one.”

“Oh, please.” Wolf scoffed. “It’s not that bad.”

“May I have to remind you the crane incident on New Year's Eve two years ago?” Shark asked, that got Wolf looked away flushed in shame after mentioning.

“Crane incident?” Abby and Catalina asked at the same time, looking at Shark confusion.

Shark sighed. “Two years ago on New Year's Eve, we were celebrating one of our most successful heist we ever pulled.”

“That night after our toast, I challenged Wolf on drinking game with two bottles of vodka.” Piranha spoke. “The one who drink a whole bottle of vodka without stopping or passing out wins.”

“And Wolf, who was slightly drunk and in great mood that night, gladly accepted.” Tarantula explained. “Which was a bad idea because Piranha here lost the challenge as he passed out and Snake doodled by black marker as punishment, while I was recording everything.“

“Oh, yeah.” Piranha sighed, then groaned. “You guys still had that dump photo on that fridge!”

“But after that, we left Wolf out of sight for a minute. And next thing we knew, we found him at the top of crane on construction site howling.” Shark said.

“How did he end up there was still a mystery for us.” Tarantula said, and that was actually true.

“We shouted at him to get down immediately, but much to us horror, he did... by jumping off the crane like from ramp to a swimming pool! Only there was no water!” Piranha explained. If he didn't get caught up by that hook he would might end up in splat! Or probably make a wolf-shaped hole, who knows.”

“Anyway,” Shark said. “Though his last jacket wasn't lucky to survive that crazy fall, but let’s say that it was a night we would never forget. Especially since Webs recorded everything, otherwise Wolf wouldn't probably believe if he hadn't see it.”

Catalina and Abby’s jaws dropped in shock after that story, but Catalina wanted to say something to Wolf hopefully later after this as she smiled at Wolf who was blushing slightly.

“And that's why we won't let him drink alcohol or leave him alone when he's drunk.” Shark said, crossing his arms.

“It was only one time!” Wolf exclaimed.

“And I like to keep that way.” Shark smirked. “Besides you're driving tonight, so no alcohol for you mister.” Wolf grumbled in defeat. Shark put his fin on canidae's shoulder for comfort. “Dude, I'm just trying to help you. And trust me, talking with her after having a booze is not good idea.”

“It's just... I can't shake the feeling…” Wolf said.

“I think you're being paranoid.” Shark said.

“But what if I'm not?” Wolf asked, panicking. “What if I just make things worse? What if I make a fool of myself? What if I make her look like fool? What if Fluffit sees it and spreads into news worldwide?! What if…”

Abby having enough of it grabbed Wolf by jacket to pull him on same level as her and slapped him on his face to stop.

“ABIGAIL!!!” Catalina snapped once she saw that, she doesn’t want to see Wolf being slapped by a little girl like Abby.

“Pull yourself together man!” Abby yelled. “You can't thinking all about what ifs nonsenses the whole night.“ Finally the korean-canadian let go of Wolf's jacket as he rubbed his sore cheek. It didn't hurt badly, but it still stung. “You've been freaking about it ever since we came by avoiding making eye contact with her and it makes you just as agitated as Mei with her mom coming here if she was around here. I don't like see my friends, even my new ones suffer like that. So please just talk to her, then you might feel better. Please?” She said with joined hands and pleading eyes.

Wolf looked at her feeling guilty. He appreciated Abby's concern, even called him and his gang friends, but he was still uncertain about. So he looked away as he said in dejected tone. “I don’t know…” he sigh.

Suddenly, Catalina handed Mr Whiskers to Abby before wrapped her arms around Wolf’s legs. When he turned around and looked down at her, he couldn’t stop staring as she was giving those big sad eyes that got him all shocked and surprised. She was giving him that eyes of cuteness and begging him to talk to Diane. Those eyes looked like those eyes when he was a little pup anytime he begged Snake to go out for the park, give him an ice lolly or having 50 dollars for his birthdays. Those tricks were good because Snake couldn’t say no to Wolf because of those eyes he gave him. And now, Catalina was doing the same to Wolf…

“Alright, alright…” Wolf finally spoke, “I'll do it.” He then patted Catalina’s head who smiled and giggle slightly.

Shark, Piranha and Tarantula looked at each other in confused about how did Catalina or what did she do while Abby was looking at her in confusion and Mr Whiskers was taking a nap in her arms.

Shark nudging his pal and spoke teasingly. “Go on. Your lady is waiting.”

Wolf glared at him. “Ok fine, I will talk to her. But I want 15 minutes of privacy so no eavesdropping.”

“You got it,” Shark said…

“That includes you, buddy.” Wolf said.

“Aw, come on.” Shark said until he saw Wolf giving him the look that he was going to rumble. “Fine, as you wish.”

“Thank you.” Wolf said feeling satisfied, but then his eyes widened in panic. Before Shark could ask what's wrong… In swift motion, the canine's hands shot front, much big fish's surprise, only to catch falling plates of Shark and Abby's food just in time before they could hit floor. He sighed in relief, then turned toward his aquatic friend as he gave food back to his hands. “And next time, don't place your plates on the edge of table unless you want lose dinner.” Shark didn't say a word as he was in shock of what just happened. Wolf didn't notice as he was heading to direction where governor was. “I'm going to talk to Diane right now.”

“Good luck,” Abby said while giving him a thumps up.

“Thanks, Abby.” Wolf smiled. “I'm gonna need it for sure.”

Once Wolf goes to Diane, Catalina was a bit surprised when Wolf be able to catch the fallen plates and wondered how he didn’t notice…

“I didn't know Mr. Wolf has ninja skills.” Abby said. “Do you think he might teach me that?”

Having no response Abby turned around only to see Shark, Piranha and Tarantula with their jaws dropped in disbelief.

“What’s wrong?” Catalina asked before taking Mr Whiskers off Abby’s arms.

“I told you that he got king fu moves!” Tarantula said, smiling.

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Wolf was looking for Diane in crowd. He kind of lost her out of sight after his conversation with Shark, Piranha, Tarantula, Abby and Catalina, but that wasn't problem. After all how hard to find beautiful vixen in stunnig red dress can be?

'Wait a beautiful? Where did that come from?' he thought as his cheeks were getting hot, but he shook it off.

Turns out though, that it was more tricky than he imagined. Thankfully it didn't take long to found her. He put his most charming smile as he was walking towards her. Despite acting like his confident usual self outside, he was really nervous on the inside as his heart was beating louder in each step. He would lie that he's not afraid of talking with her. Funny, that exact same thing she told him yesterday about her encountering cousin now that he thinks about. At least he understands how she feels.

Maybe this wasn't bad idea after all.

There she was. Talking with the same person again. He still couldn't see their face, but that wasn't important at that moment. Diane was important at this moment.

His heart was still beating loudly, but now he felt he can do it.

BA BUMP! BA BUMP!

Instead of anxiety, he felt determintion…

BA BUMP!! BA BUMP!!

His pretended smile was replaced with genuine…

BABUMPBABUMBABUMP!!!

This was it. This was the moment. There was no turning back. Now that he stopped overthinking, he couldn't help but admit how indeed she looks. That thought made his tail wagged a little, but he controlled himself at least…

BABUMPBABUMBABUMP!!!!!

Just few more steps. He got this. He's almost there. He's…

Wolfervile…

BA...

At that moment, his heart stopped beating as he felt unpleasant chill running through his spine. As if someone was wacthing him... like a predator watching his prey. And he was like prey. In a quick moment, he turned around to look behind, only to see no one. At least no one who would pay attention towards him. Everyone chatted to each other. That was... strange. Did he just imagine it? But he could sworn someone said that... that 'word'. Or rather a name. The same name that he heard only once.

Wolfervile…

Did he imagine it as well? But why? Why that name bothers him so much? Who is a Wolfervile?

"Maybe Shark was right. I'm getting paranoid," he muttered, shaking his head. He decided to not dwell on it as he continued his path.

Unfortunately since he was watching from behind instead to where he's suppossed to go, he accidentally bumped into old man in exaggerated fancy suit and made him spill his drink, leaving a puddle behind.

The old man in his 50s named Terry Bottomhill wasn't very happy. “My drink! Look what you've done!”

“I'm so sorry, I didn't see you.” Wolf said apologetically. Gosh, he's definitely off his game today.

“Are you blind?!” Terry yelled “I was right there front of you! You did that on purpose!”

“No, it was an accident I swear.” Wolf tried to defending himself while also trying to calm down the situation.

The slight commotion attracted some guests around including Chief Luggins who was not far from the scene with Officer Susanna and Officer Bob. At first, the chief wanted to intervene as she was thinking Wolf was up to no good. But remembering how her last intervention backfired and made her look like fool herself. So she decided to watch from behind waiting for opportunity to strike.

As for Diane, she was far from that scene to notice as she had deep conversation with someone. But someone not far was paying attention.

The old man didn't listen however. “Yeah, right.” He said sarcastically. Then he muttered under breath, “Stupid mutt.”

Wolf did hear it thought and he felt slightly offened by that statement. He then noticed chief in crowd. Not wanting to make things worse, he decided to leave the scene as he obviously wasn't welcome here and just walked towards Diane.

What he didn't expect however was old man grabbing his tail, which made him flinch in discomfort with a painful gasps as tears seemed to come out a bit.

“Where do you think you're going? I'm not done with you!” Terry said with a growled.

Meilin was talking to Snake when she noticed something going on and gasped, followed by Snake who spotted his son’s tail was grabbed by this old man, followed by Catalina who was beyond shocked and angry at the same time. Everyone was shocked by man's rude behaviour. Including the chief herself who coulnd't believe her eyes, even Susanna was shocked by the scene that was happening.

Wolf was getting sadly annoyed with man's attitude, but he still kept his composure. “Okay. First of, hands off my tail. It is inappropriate to touch it without permission.” He said calmly while snatching his tail from jerk's grasp. “And secondly, I think we've already done here. So, I'll be leaving.” But the old man didn't get the hint as he stood in front of canine, blocking his way. “Come on man, this is getting ridiculous. Just let me go.”

“Ohohoho no. You're not going anywhere.” Terry said in slurred voice. Wolf now l noticed that the man's breath was reeking from alcohol. And strongly. Just how many shots that guy had? Wolf's face scrunched in disgust as he covered his nose from that awful smell. “What's the matter? Scared? Are you gonna run with tail between your legs, you so-called Big Bad Wolf?” The canine looked at him in surprise as the old man continued. “Oh, yes. I know who you are. You honestly think I'm that stupid? You may have fooled everyone, but I can tell you're up to no good.” As he said that, some other people in tacky costumes joined him and it seems they agree with him while giving Wolf nasty look.

Catalina didn’t like what she was seeing as she was about to walk towards that jerk when Snake hold her up and when she looked at him, he shook his head. He doesn’t want anymore trouble but he was actually keeping an eye on Wolf in case if there’s any reason. The rest of the Bad Guys and the Panda Squad weren’t sure what to do but they wait for the right moment to wait.

“Hey, now…” Wolf tried to defend himself, but was interrupted by that jerk.

“You may look fancy in that suit and act civilized at all, but I know what you are. Nothing but a vicious wild animal.” Terry smirk.

That really ticked off Wolf as he was getting tired of these accustion already by the way his fist were clenched in rage and his growl softened but deadly at the same time. He tried to control his bubbling anger though while also at the same gave the rude man and his pseudo-peer calm yet cold response. “You don’t know me. You don’t even know the real me. Only because all of you are so scared of the big bad wolf myself.”

That really hit Chief Misty Luggins as she heard those words before. Was that little girl with the red hair right? Have they've really been blinded by their fear and predujice towards the Bad Guys the whole time?

Wolf then noticed that Diane was leaving. No not now, he thought. He can't lose her now. He took deep breath to calm hiself and then he spoke. “Look, I don't have time for this. So, if you could move out, I'll be going.”

He was about to move, but then...

“Oh no, you don't!!!”

...that old jerk pushed backwards. Now Wolf was really mad and he would probably said something snarky, if his foot didn't step on that puddle, the source of mess, which made him slip. In panic the canine spun with arms trying to regain balance, but no avail he was heading down towards ground headfirst. He closed his eyes bracing himself for impact, when suddenly a hand out of nowhere caught his just in time.

There was silence then.

Wolf didn't dare open his eyes as he still wasn't sure if he's safe. He even held the other hand just in case if the saviour decides to let go off his. That's when he heard it.

"Are you okay, pal?" said a voice in front of him. But it didn't sound like the rude old man. No, this one sounded much younger, more gentle, caring and also... familiar?

Finally, Wolf opened his eyes to look and realized that the savior's hand belong to a handsome stranger... wait, not just a handsome stranger... but a handsome raccoon in purple tuxedo…

He was also wearing a blue vest matching bow-tie and white. As well as black trousers and white and blue shoes.

Wolf couldn't see face properly as the light aimed directly at him from behind, casting a shadow in front of him. Though it also made him look like he has a halo around head. Talk about being saved by an angel. Yet his eyes shined under reflection of other light behind canine. And Wolf could see that they're brown.

Just like... Wait a minute, wait a second… Could it be?

The raccoon stranger then genuinely smiled at him as he spoke, "Good thing I was close by."

Wolf was still unsure, but then at the corner of his eye he noticed something familiar. On the raccoon's other hand he held a familiar cane. Despite looking smaller and having a strange ruby on it, he could recognize the shape of hook as he was caught by once.

And that moment the only thought crossed into Wolf's mind as his eyes widened in shock: 'Sly?!'

(Next time; there’s a spark between SlyWolf as everything seemed to be a blast with the song from the Panda Squad to calm the situation down until…)

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