The IRS is piloting this new tool where you can file your taxes for free. If you’re in the following states:
Arizona
California
Florida
Massachusetts
Nevada
New Hampshire
New York
South Dakota
Tennessee
Texas
Washington state
Wyoming
You may be eligible. Let’s help them roll this out so we don’t need to rely on third party companies who just want to grab our money for something that should be free.
Hi! Imma do something rare and actually make content, but its 11 at night and i just had a brain worm
for those of you that don’t know, i work at an accounting office. we do taxes. it is tax season. and now im thinking abt how AGSZC does taxes and what their papers are like and im inflicting it on the rest of you even if its gibberish
Angeal: A godsend. Keeps his forms in order and filed properly, calculates everything else himself like a good man. Papers honestly aren’t too bad, maybe 10-12 just because of his career/insurance plus his doubtless donations to charity, but aside from that. straightforward and done at his kitchen table
Genesis: A fucking NIGHTMARE. no doubt pays someone else to do it. and for fucks sake, i know he invests. constantly and consistently and probably in anything he thinks stands the slightest chance against shinra on the market. his 1099-B is a mess and definitely Not Totaled, so his is the bullshit you have to insert one. investment. at. a time. He’s the type that keeps fucking calling too, I can just tell. but, aside from the 1099-B, he’s probably got simple stuff as well. probably several 1099-INTs from several different bank accounts, maybe a couple 1098s floating around from vacation houses or some shit.
Sephiroth: Does his own. In ridiculously early. Makes almost no personal purchases so hardly has anything to pay. I can’t imagine not having a last name or not knowing his birthday doesn’t end up a legal problem somehow, so he likely has to walk directly into a damn tax office to say hey this is me and this is my shit no, someone isn’t stealing my identity. has one singular document and it’s his W-2. Which is. Fucking astronomical. Like, the number doesn’t even look right. His paycheck as a SOLDIER isn’t taxed, so he doesn’t really get much back on his refund. The only first without a healthcare /insurance form because why tf would Sephiroth have healthcare? What’s he gonna do, get sick?
not getting into how doing his own taxes was definitely a fight between him and Hojo at some point and ended up getting hashed out in a board room. Hojo didn’t like him having the autonomy of filing for himself instead of being claimed ad Hojo’s ‘dependent’. Sephiroth deadass threatened to go to court abt it. The President told Hojo to suck it up so they didn’t have to deal with scandal, Hojo wouldn’t tell Seph his birthday to be difficult, and here we are
Zack: Panicking. Late. Doesn’t know if his forms came in the mail, doesn’t know where he put them most of the time. Scrambles around for a fuck ton of receipts, ultimately has to request Shinra send him his shit again. DEFINITELY pays someone else to do it. W-2, 1095-A, 1099-C(s)(he has several debts i can feel it i love him but he screams bad financial decisions), probably some shit for his bike too. He customs it so I can see him listing some parts he buys for it as work expenses. Jokingly puts some money he gave aerith for flowers and what he spent to make her wagon as donations to charity and it actually goes through because the church is still considered a legal entity. Definitely has to pay late fees.
Cloud: Pays Tifa to do it. Filing for both of them is a nightmare cause all their shit burnt in Nibelheim, so once Edge gets right with the WRO they have to do all their paperwork from scratch and get reassigned SSNs. He genuinely has a fuckton of paperwork from doing the Strife Delivery Service. Luckily, only ‘employee’ he has is Tifa, and even then she doesn’t do things regularly aside from pick up the phone. Doesn’t make his business an LLC until he’s literally forced to due to his number of clients and someone trying to sue him for damages. 1099-NEC for TIfa for sure, then once he’s an LLC, some yearly maintenance to keep legal. Mileage and gas expenses go CRAZY on his self employment form, I fucking bet. I bet Cloud’s handwriting is shit tho. Tifa’s at her desk counting up his gains and losses for fucking ages because his fives look too similar to sixes. Eventually she wrangles him into installing some shit on his phone that counts it up, if only to cure her headache. Funnily enough, he does get veteran benefits from what’s left of Shinra’s shit, reparations of sorts, but he doesn’t keep it. All goes to charity, so that ends up in the books too.
alright, that was unnecessarily in depth and way longer than i planned. good night LMAO
If they pay taxes in hell, pride, or even just pentagram city (cause it’s hell so of course they would pay taxes) who are they paying taxes too? Lucifer would make sense but I can’t see the man who’s more concerned about his ducks who can create anything caring about money, would it have been Lilith or other ruling class I can see them wanting more money, but not many of them seem to live in pentagram city. Is it your Overlord to me it feel like your overlord, which case which overlord’s territory would you wanna live in for the least amount of taxes?
Filing dates for 2023 taxes
Feb 29 2024: Deadline to contribute to an RRSP, a PRPP, or an SPP
Apr 30, 2024 : Deadline to file your taxes
Jun 15, 2024: Deadline to file your taxes if you or your spouse or common-law partner are self-employed
Payment date for 2023 taxes
Apr 30, 2024: Deadline to pay your taxes
Donna: Probably should rephrase that sentence, but yeah, they've been arguing all day.
Wally: Dick I'm sorry-
Dick: I just can't believe you! I trusted you! I trusted you Wally, and this how you repay me-
Wally: She means nothing, nothing baby, I promise, I promise-
Dick: So, what, you just go to her then? As if I wasn't the one who stood by you, helped you countless nights, who saved your ass far too many times to count-
Wally: I wanted to give you a break! You were recuperating, and it was just a one time thing, Dick-
Dick: *crying* That wasn't a break, it was a betrayal.
Garth:...what are they talking about?
Donna: Wally got his taxes filed through H&R Block last year instead of Dick filing them.
Roy: And Dick just found out.
Dick: *shrilly* Does Susan balance your checkbook better then?!!
Wally: I mean it's all electronic- I mean, no,nononono- Dick you're my main accountant, my one true financial guru- you gotta believe me, Dick, baby-
Garth:
Garth: Does Linda know about this?
Donna: Given that apparently Linda threatened Wally to "not return until you get Dick to file our taxes," I'm going with yes.
Roy: I can understand her feelings. Dick gets anyone the best tax return- and he does it for free.
Wally: *on his knees now* Dick, please, come back, I'm sorry, I'm sorry-