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#taylor lautner drabble
velvetcloxds · 11 months
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Also a really cute drabble/dialogue idea would be sharing random bits of knowledge with Spencer Reid because that boy knows everything and he loves sharing random facts with people, so I think it would be fun for someone to do the same with him. There are so many ways that conversation could go, so it would be such a fun idea to write!!
SPEAK NOW | S.R.
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warnings: I think this man knows everything, except the latest celebrity gossip and I really want to talk to him and his big brain about taylor swift
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"You don't understand, Spence," you sighed in faux exasperation and he raised a brow, biting back an intrigued smirk when you crossed your legs, bracing yourself on the two-seater of the jet by placing a gentle hand on his knee. "Taylor announced that she's releasing her Speak Now album again."
"That's the one where she's wearing the purple dress, right?" he knew it was, he also knew it would earn him bonus points for remembering and the happiest little smile as you nodded in excitement.
"It is! It's also the one that has songs for both Taylor Lautner and John Meyer on them," you had your phone ready, excitedly showing him some weirdly edited photo with Taylor S in the middle of the two men, a little halo drawn over Taylor L and red horns drawn on John, it was entirely too silly to be such a big part of your day. "And Taylor being the unproblematic king that he is said that he was excited about the release but was praying for John," you scoffed, eyes practically sparkling as you waited for some sort of reaction.
"Has John said anything yet?"
"John knows better than to have an opinion out loud," the little breath that Spencer offered you was about as close to a laugh as you'd get from him this late.
"Have we listened to this album yet?" you hadn't, he knew and he was extremely pleased with himself when you moved even closer to him, very quickly settling against his side with your head on his shoulder so it would be easier to share your earphones with him.
"You might not like it that much, you know, it's not the same style as Folklore and Evermore."
"I don't mind," and he didn't, not one bit because he knew he'd be too busy watching you react to every song, whispering along to the words under your breath, the purest little obsession in the world he thought, him with you and you with Taylor Swift. He made a little mental note to figure out just who the hell Taylor Lautner and John Meyer is.
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whyiwrite · 4 years
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“Please don’t do this, don’t play with my heart. I can’t take it.... not from you.”
“I swear to you, I’d never joke about something like this. I’m in love with you, and I have been for quite some time.”
 “....I don’t know if I can believe you.”
“Then I’ll just keep telling you until you do.”
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miekasa · 3 years
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omg my mom was such a twilight fanatic when i was younger so i was drabbled into it as well. like my parents brought me to watch the first twilight movie in the cinema when i was like 5/6 bc my mom wanted to watch it 😭 it was interesting to me (and i had a PHAT crush on taylor lautner help) but when the seggs scene came on i had to cover my eyes and i just felt like damn this is some illegal shit ‼️ i think i fell asleep shortly after tho LMAO but ive rewatched it after that so many times just to see jacob i was such a whore for that man as a child
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looking back on it now tho idk what the hype abt twilight was bc its honestly rly mediocre? like its interesting yea but its nothing that gives an impact (for me at least) and besides taylor lautner isnt even THAT attractive but im surprised how he isnt a poc bc......yea u know what i mean
I think the reason I’d watch Twilight is bc it’s so mediocre lmaooo, like I’ve been convinced thru moots and TikTok memes that just watching them for fun and not taking it seriously would make all the movies 10x better. Stop because I was so certain he was a poc growing up too he really had me stumped when I found out he wasnt fr
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Author Spotlight: Coffeegleek Day 3
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Author : @coffeegleek​
How many times do you usually revise your fic/chapter before posting?
At least a few revisions. Then multiple editing passes, and even with my spouse as my proofreader for the past 25+ years, and doing more editing passes before posting to AO3, I still find annoying little typos, sometimes large ones.
If you were to revise one of your older fics from start to finish, which would it be and why?
There was a crack fic I stopped writing years ago. It was a self-challenge during one of those tumblr trope challenges. I was trying to combine all of the tropes into the same fic as they were announced. It got zero traction though so I gave up. I'd love to go back and complete it, make it better. I had the whole thing outlined too.
What do you look for in a beta?
My spouse. We've been together for decades. He's been proofreading my original science fiction work and various fandoms' fanfics since before we were married. He even proofreads my Klaine smut and doesn't blink an eye. (He's a Glee fan too and on tumblr.) He knows what I'm trying to say when I can't find the right words and supplies them. He catches things I don't. What I love the most is for my original work, he's written his own fanfic. It's BAD. It truly is, but it's so heartfelt and earnest. He even came up with a soundtrack should I ever publish my sci-fi novel and the movie or show rights be bought. You really can't get a better beta than that. <3
There’s a number of friends on tumblr that I bounce ideas off of and who give me advice for topics they know far more about than me and google. I try to thank them in my fics.
If you could write the sequel (or prequel) to any fic out there not written by yourself, which would you choose?
I’m going to steal another author’s recent answer and say that I could never do someone else’s work justice. However, I would love to see the author’s ideas for their fics even if they couldn’t write a prequel or sequel.
I suck at remembering titles and author names. There were two political fics that I would love to read more of should their authors ever decide to write in those verses again. One was where Kurt and Blaine's dads were running for president and Kurt and Blaine were along for the ride, staying in the same hotels at time (where they first met,) having to do school remotely, having to be the perfect sons for the press and Blaine being fed up because his parents were conservative Republicans. Then there was another fic where Burt was president and Kurt was the First Son living in the White House, along with Finn, and it was hard to date when your every move is watched by the press.
Do you take liberties with canon or are you very strict about your fic being canon compliant?
I write AU, so canon is only a word often misspelled by me. :) Seriously though, I try to incorporate as many canon elements and characters into my AU fics as I can. It's the kind of AU I like to read as well. What draws me to read and write AUs is taking canon characters, putting them into a different setting, and seeing how they'll react. At their core, they still need to remain the same in principle and have many of the same traits. Like Kurt will always love fashion and be headstrong no matter what. Blaine is always going to have that spark within himself, no matter how depressed or oppressed he gets. Burt and Carole are always going to be loving and nurturing parents at heart. Even in fics where Burt isn't woke, there's a part of him that means well. (Not one of my own fics, but one I read a long time ago.) Different circumstances will change the canon characters and make them react in different ways though. Like, Kurt could end up more withdrawn and hide his love of fashion as a matter of survival and self preservation. He or Blaine could turn into "bad boys." Coach Beiste will always have a heart of gold. Miss Pillsbury will always have a problem with messes. Things like that. I know canon. Give me all the alternate universe versions of it and I will be a happy camper.
Talk about a review that made your day.
I haven't checked for reviews on my fics in ages (because I'm an insecure chicken) so I don't remember any specifically. I do remember there were many that made my day. There are those who take the time to review every chapter. Ones who write only a short note to thank me for writing the fic - both the angsty ones and the cracky fun ones. I love it when someone mentions something that no one else has that I was hoping someone would notice because I was proud of it. I'm not a popular author and don't get a lot of kudos or comments or reblogs compared to many. So each comment and kudos means a lot to me and I'd like to publicly thank every single person who wrote one or hit that kudos button.
Do you ever get rude reviews and how do you deal with them?
I once got a troll who decided it was his job to complain that I had misspelled hors d'oeuvres in one sentence out of an entire verse where the word was written multiple times correctly. It was a series of Klaine Advent one shots for the Empty Nest verse. At first I was shocked and replied with an apology. Then I was, "F this. The person is a troll who didn't read any other part of the fic or verse, just this one quickly written one shot entry, and if all they had to say was that I'd misspelled a commonly misspelled word, then they aren't worth my time." I deleted the comment. There's concrit and trolling. It wasn't concrit.
What advice do you have for people just starting to write?
Have fun writing, even the hard stuff. Know that it's okay to take breaks. Try your best and know you'll get better the more you write and the more you read. Pronouns are your friend and free. Don't put, "I know this is going to suck, so whatever," in your fic description. We all suck at times. It's a part of writing. But if you want folks to read it, using that as your fic's summary isn't the way to go. Just my opinions, which won't even buy you a cup of coffee.
Which fic do you most like to discuss with other people? Why?  
I think it’s pretty obvious from all of my rambling that I enjoy talking about both of my series - Empty Nest verse and A Very Hallmark Christmas verse.  I'm not a popular author and I know my fics, especially the Empty Nest verse ones, aren’t everyone’s thing, so I never get to really discuss them except with friends that I bug to death in private and via long replies to comments on AO3. (You all are saints blessed by all of the good and patient gods.) I have so much to say about them - the process of writing them, the world building, research, and character decisions that went into every single one. I know they’re not perfect. I know the Empty Nest verse grew miles beyond the ficlette about Burt and Carole that it was meant to be. I know my sense of humor in the Hallmark verse isn’t everyone’s thing either. I still worked really hard on them and am glad that I did. Empty Nest let me release a lot of the fear and anxiety I had for my Hispanic and gay son after the 2016 election. The Hallmark ones were a needed break to put some humor into my life. If others enjoyed them, great. If folks want to know more, my inbox is always open.
What's one aspect of writing fic that gets you really excited?
Writing humor even if I'm the only one that finds it funny. As I said above, writing the Hallmark Christmas movie dialogue and plot and the actors as they were filming it was a blast. Writing the commercials was fun and exciting. In my angsty fics, knowing I wrote a good scene, line, or moment that brought out all the feels. That's more of “satisfaction of a job well done” than excited.
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Check out Coffeegleek’s Fics
Humorous Spooky Drabbles -  Humorous drabbles to spookish type prompts based on a tumblr post called October Drabble Prompts #1 by hallofceleano. The parts in bold and italic are from those prompts. Characters include Kurt, Blaine, Burt, Carole, and Finn. All fun; only #4 has some mild angst. #4 is for snarkyhag and regarding #5 - I know next to nothing about Twilight and had to look up Taylor Lautner on imdb. The liberties I took are my own.
A Very Sloppy Christmas - lucy8675309 posted to tumblr a series of gifs with Kurt dressed up as an elf. It inspired me to write the following prompt, which CoffeeAddict80 encouraged me to write as a fic:
I now want a fic where real Santa’s elf!Kurt gets drunk and vents to Blaine about all the woes of working for Santa. He’s over 100 years old and the outfits are terrible. Why couldn’t they wear clothes like the elves did in that one movie? Drunk elf Kurt has no idea he’s venting to Santa’s son.
Bonus if he wakes up and realizes he just had a drunken one night stand. He isn’t sure who it was with. Only that he’s naked, the guy in the bed beside him is naked and showing off a really great ass. Then said guy turns over and after Kurt’s done staring at his dick, he looks at the guy’s face and realizes who it is.
It’s a Twisted World -  I decided to challenge myself by combining the posted 5 weekly Klaine AU Friday themes and adding another one of my own. So that means: Farm, Fairytale, Vintage (1900’s,) Super Powers, Zombie Apocalypse, and Harry Potter World Klaine with a splash of a fic idea I thought of while in the produce section of the grocery store. Each week, the story will continue, though each part stands alone. This is not a brilliant work of perfectly composed fan fiction. What it is, is fast-paced, cracky fun, with a large dose of innuendo. At least it had my son laughing his ass off. I hope y'all enjoy it too. :)
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coffeegleek · 4 years
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Humorous Spooky Drabbles
Humorous Spooky Drabbles
by coffeegleek
Summary:  Humorous drabbles to spookish type prompts based on a tumblr post called October Drabble Prompts #1 by hallofceleano. The parts in bold and italic are from those prompts. Characters include Kurt, Blaine, Burt, Carole, and Finn. All fun; only #4 has some mild angst. #4 is for @snarkyhag and regarding #5 - I know next to nothing about Twilight and had to look up Taylor Lautner on imdb. The liberties I took are my own.
Word Count: 869   Complete: Yes
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1. Haunted by a shadowy figure: “Memories flooded my thoughts when I saw the thing. I knew that I deserved the awful death that it would bring.”
“I can’t believe I posted a negative review about a popular fanfic! I’m going to burn in fandom hell. That’s what I get for listening to my boyfriend while sleep deprived and a bit drunk. Goodbye, bowtiednightbird. You were my favorite URL.”
“Blaine, you’re monologuing out loud again. Don’t delete your blog. Just get off tumblr and come to bed. No one is going to see your post, and if they do, they won’t care.”
“I was too mean!”
“You weren’t mean. That fic deserved to have a grammar book thrown at it. All you did was give the author a polite nudge in the right direction.”
“I should delete it.”
“I’m going to delete you in about two seconds if you don’t shut down your laptop.”
“Fine, but if they start flaming me, I’m taking you down with me.”
“I’d like to see them try, Dear.”
2. Mysterious tome “As I read the text aloud, it was as if the words were a tangible force, reshaping the air before me into a swirling vortex of luminescent mist.“
“This is what I get for reading The Joy of Cooking out loud in the very space Julia Child occupied in France. Her spirit has come to tell me that I am not as good of a cook as I tell everyone I am. She knows I’ve never gotten a souffle to rise and never perfected a pate’.”
Blaine pulled his husband away from the others in their tour group. “Kurt, you’re getting weird looks and I am seriously regretting getting you hooked on Buffy the Vampire Slayer. How about we skip the rest of the tour and get you some cheesecake at that little cafe’ you love?"
3. Tempest in a tea pot “I felt the air in this room turn foul and threatening. The evil did not want me here.”
“Kurt, for the love of god, just drink the damn tea. You’re sick and I’m not so helpless in the kitchen that I can’t put a tea bag into a cup of hot water. How did you get to be so cynical? You’re only nine years old for Christ’s sake.”
4. Ominous portents “Looking out across the museum grounds, my blood turned to ice as I saw an entire flock of crows laying dead on the ground.“
Blaine removed his mask and shook his head back and forth. “Nope. Not this. I’m done. Santana said that role playing would spice up our sex life. But I can’t do this if you’re going to be a super villain who brainwashes Nightbird into killing an innocent flock of crows. It may be a kink for some. Not me.”
“Blaine, I was only teasing.”
“It wasn’t funny, Kurt, and it certainly wasn’t sexy. I’m sorry, but I think I need some air. I’m going for a walk.”
“You’re still in your Nightbird costume, Blaine.”
“At least my pants have a covered crotch, Doctor Cock-a-Doodle-Doo.”
Kurt sighed as he stared at his husband leaving their apartment. Then he looked down and sighed forlornly at his exposed and wilting erection. All that time spent altering his favorite gold lame’ pants for nothing.
5. Slithering shadows “I couldn’t see the thing, but I could hear it in the dark corners - sliding across the marble.”
“That’s a wonderful opening sentence, Blaine, but don’t you think it’s a little too Harry Potter for a Star Wars fanfic?”
“I should do a crossover! You’re brilliant, Kurt! Thank you! I have to text Sam about this.”
Kurt tried to give his best encouraging smile before putting his headphones back on. He turned back to his own google doc. Blaine had his Star Wars fanfic, he had his Twilight fics where Jacob was always hooking up with guys in dewy meadows. It wasn’t any better or worse than the self insert fics his boyfriend wrote. At least he didn’t write about things sliding across marble in dark shadows. Blaine really needed to get over his purple prose phase.
6. Remains of the High Priest “I saw a brief fog on the inside of the glass before it quickly faded. That thing inside, it was breathing.“
“Kurt, that’s a mean thing to say about your brother!”
“I wasn’t talking about Finn. I was commenting about the way he washes dishes. It’s disgusting.”
“I’m standing right here, Kurt. Mom, make him stop!”
7. Don’t fall asleep “As the hours wore on, the exhaustion took its toll. But I knew that in dreams, the creatures could creep into my mind.“
“Blaine Devon Anderson, if you quote any more parts of that vampire movie to me, I’m going to break up with you, then cut you up into little pieces and feed you to those very same vampires!”
“Ha! That’s what they do in the sequel! It’s really great! They all start out in this mansion that’s been haunted for decades only it’s…”
“I really hate you right now.”
“No, you don’t.”
“You owe me cheesecake.”
“Deal. But can I first tell you about the mansion?”
“No.”
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ao3feed-kurthummel · 4 years
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Humorous Spooky Drabbles
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by coffeegleek
Humorous drabbles to spookish type prompts based on a tumblr post called October Drabble Prompts #1 by hallofceleano. The parts in bold and italic are from those prompts. Characters include Kurt, Blaine, Burt, Carole, and Finn. All fun; only #4 has some mild angst. #4 is for snarkyhag and regarding #5 - I know next to nothing about Twilight and had to look up Taylor Lautner on imdb. The liberties I took are my own.
Words: 869, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Glee
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel, Burt Hummel, Carole Hudson-Hummel, Finn Hudson
Relationships: Blaine Anderson/Kurt Hummel
Additional Tags: Humor, Fluff and Crack
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3kOvyYd This is an automatic feed of all new stories posted to the Kurt Hummel tag on AO3. Because of that, it is not guaranteed that Kurt is the main character in the story. There is also no judgment made as to ships, length, or warnings. Please verify content upon clicking through to AO3.
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