#taytaysbeard

[taynbowswift]

Fabricating her own demise at the moment…or genuinely happy in the ultimate masculine football fantasy??

It’s interesting to me how the interpretations of Ms. Swift are so much better deduced by people who hear her songs on the radio, or whatever, (you get me), versus my own ones…a longtime fan and genuine supporter for almost two decades; one who has studied and like - lip synced the absolute shit out of EVERY SINGLE SONG in this woman’s discography since 2008 and analyzed her PR game like a game of mother fucking scrabble…

Tree would shut any of this homosexuality shit down in a sec if a shred of it wasn’t true.

C’mon. Like nooooooo famous celebrity in the history of Hollywood or music industry was gay?!?!?! 🙉 When I propose the idea that T Swizzle could be a right queer, the normals shut it down immediately - these are people who don’t even “like” her or her music! 😂 They’re like, “Taylor Swift isn’t that good” I’m like - check it out from a queer perspective they’re like wow, that’s pretty fucked up if you look how many dudes she has been with I can’t believe you would think that about Taylor Swift I don’t appreciate her talent and have never listened to an album the whole way through but I will defend her heterosexuality till the end, man.

😅😅

I mean EVERYONE in drama class was queer. Like all of us lol. But somehow only the STRAIGHT PEOPLE had the drive to pursue their dreams and become successful entertainers?!? 😅 looool. No man; the straight kids were home playing house pretending happiness; the atypicals were out MAKING THE WORLD HAPPEN.

No man. They beard with each other. Did you SEE the latest promos of our girl and flamy football dude? 😜😜

#kaylor #gaylor swift #gaylor #taytaysbeard #funny #the 1975 #taylor swift lover #travis kelce #guys with beards #homoerotic #homosexual #love #lovers

[kaylorstree]

Updated my Kaylor Timeline Playlist! 🌼

Also here’s my Swiftgron and Taymily Playlists! ❤️

#kaylor #taylor swift #taylurking #ttb #gaylor swift #karlie kloss #taymily #swiftgron #accidental kaylor #kaylor timeline #taytaysbeard #Spotify

[thetaylorfiles]

This is super long and I’ve just discovered it myself. But it’s a long deep dive into TTB and it’s got to be fun.

#TTB #taytaysbeard

[zot3-flopped]

It will be interesting to see if Swifts rep will truly shut down Deuxmoi. Taylor never lets such things be. Deuxmoi needs that lesson. She went too far and crossed all the lines with posting that blind implying that Swift had a miscarriage. It wasn't just the secret marriage blind. Deuxmoi deleted it after Tree Paines post. It does cause harm and pain.

Taylor doesn't come to play. Her team got taytaysbeard, the leading Kaylor blog, removed from Tumblr.

#taytaysbeard

[spade-riddles]

Hi, new swiftie and Kaylor fan here, is it possible for you to explain what your blog entails? Thank you so much.

Welcome, anon!!! 👯‍♀️ That is a loaded question! 😂

Years ago there was a Kaylor focused blog called TayTaysBeard. The blog was around a long time (started in 2015), and from 2018-2020, it received many visits from a mysterious visitor named Spade ♠️. All of ♠️'s riddles were sent to the TTB blog.

Tumblr suddenly shut the TTB blog down out of nowhere. So I quickly started this blog in order to give life back to the ♠️ riddles (hence the name of this blog).

Then, this blog started to receive visitors from various mysterious anons, who identified themselves with other emojis. They can all be found here:

While on the surface it sounds like this is nuts, all of these emoji anons have proven to be credible and related to Taylor and her work (with the lone exception being 🎁 anon - although I believe they are credible, we just do not have proof yet).

See this post for a little more background on how they have proven their credibility:

[taylortruther]

idk who's spade or mikey

oh man. tl;dr: spade-riddles, formerly known as taytaysbeard (ttb), is one of the OG kaylors on tumblr, which is where a lot of the kaylor rumors really thrived and originated circa 2014-2020.

karlie was dating josh k*shner (whose brother jared later became part of trump's cabinet) during this time period. because their relationship pre-dated karlie and taylor even meeting, ttb made up the rumor that josh was actually gay and dating his irl bestie friend mikey hess (also married to a different woman) and karlie was his beard. ttb/spade claims josh couldn't come out because his saudi arabian investors were homophobic, so he manipulated karlie (and now taylor) into an illegal contract that forced them into the closet. yes, really! and whenever karlie or josh posted videos/pics of josh and mikey, ttb and her followers would comment on how gay they looked because of josh's body language/physical mannerisms, and because they occasionally hug. and the vibe of these comments is basically like, "josh is soooo gay, it's soooo obvious. just look at how he walks!"

for reasons unknown, ttb's accounts were deleted off tumblr in like 2019 or 2020. she came back as spade-riddles, but has never admitted it's her, to avoid getting deleted again probably.

there is so much more lore here but that's the long and short of it.

[jakeperalta]

that video taught me so much about taytaysbeard... like that apparently she said that karlie's husband josh and the kushner family were personally responsible for all of the corruption in the trump administration instead of... you know... trump himself... and that trump knew that taylor and karlie were secretly married 💀

trump somehow knowing that taylor and karlie are secretly married (but not any of the press or general public) and keeping it a secret for.. some reason is quite possibly the best/worst tinhat shipping theory I have ever heard 💀 imagine being like "analysing lyrics and interview quotes isn't enough. I need to bring the president of the united states into this"

#answered #anonymous

[do-angels-dream-of-starry-seas]

Hm. Can't seem to find a way to stimulate my brain. Maybe this video about breaking down the history of taytaysbeard will do it for me

#taylor swift #quinntessentials #made by ashley norton btw #and its fucking inSANE #ive heard of kaylor and gaylor before #which already sounds farfetched to #think of this clearly straight woman #who profits off of queer culture #is gay

[thenighttrain]

Most batshit insane Taylor conspiracy theory you've seen on this site?

for the life of me i can't find the picture right now, but in the lead-up to lover there was this picture of sequins (?) going around and people were CONVINCED that there was a hidden message or something in those sequins and they were zooming in trying to find it. idk if anyone else remembers me but it was insane to me 😭 it could've been this picture? i'm not sure

ALSO 5 holes in a fence is still crazy to me. and of course, also all the kaylors (taytaysbeard and her friends) who genuinely believe that kaylor are dating in 2022 and that joe is a cover up...... insanity

#ask #anonymous

[falklore]

there is an hour long video on taytaysbeard with 124,142 views on youtube btw

#kat speaks

[thatskepticalbitchcara]

famous blogger and celebrity conspiracy insider taytaysbeard from the now deleted taytaysbeard blog

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

[taynbowswift]

Midnight album cover is her sparking a lighter - getting ready to burn it down…she gave us a heads up for what’s to come.

The breakup was obvious from the album and timing, Joe the Beard did his work and can be let go now as she moves into the next phase.

I see this PR strategy with Matty as the next step in this era. It almost feels to me like when Miley went wild to shatter her association with Hannah Montana.

Is Taylor stepping out with Matty akin to this…a clear message to the fans that she’s not concerned about their opinions as she once was, by “dating” someone as controversial as Matty?? Is Taylor stunting with Matty the equivalent of Miley’s beige clad ass disaster of a twerk??

After all - Midnight is the technical end of the day, or - the end of the era. Al the clock imagery…time’s up on the former TS brand???

I say, this is just the beginning.

I’m somewhat surprised Matty’s involved, but leads me to believe they are scheming something BIG.

They’ve been baiting us. There are parallels in their work for years (Paris and Paris, Happiness and Happiness). Recently, Being Funny in a Foreign Language and Midnight came out SAME month. Both have seventies motifs - I noticed the similarities instantly. And then of course, the 02 performance in London.

What’s going on here?? Secret best friends with vigilante plans?? Or, are they truly in love? I’ve wondered for years if they’ve secretly been together, that the bearding was for them and not actually Karlie.

What are the two genius pop stars up to?

Let’s wait and watch and look for the clues. My Tatty instincts say things are about to get fun.

And my guess - this stunt lasts a few months at best. Taylor is knowingly tarnishing her reputation by letting herself be seen with Matty. Let the public slander her for that, and when there’s a messy breakup around the end of summer…

Maybe she’s setting the stage for an undoing of the brand she’s built in the last 20 years 🤔🤔

Who really knows, probably not even our girl. 🤡

I do hope Tay’s team is looking after Joe rn

Never a dull moment and I’m here for it 🤗❤️

#kaylor #gaylor #gaylor swift #taytaysbeard #tatty #matt healy #the 1975 #taylor swift #era tour #karlie kloss #midnights

[pretty-unglad-you-were-born]

you need to read gaylor blogs if u think that the chris evans ones are weird. like some of the shit they say (specifically taytaysbeard) is so messed up but i could spend hours laughing at some of their shit

i have! have you tried the camrens

[thetaylorfiles]

This whole 'friend dating Taylor' thing reminded me of something else from way back in the day - didn't you have a friend who took a photo of Taylor and Karlie when they happened to be at a gym at the same time as her? Or am I remembering incorrectly and that's a different tumblr account altogether? Anyway, been following you for ages. Whenever Taylor does something, I check your tumblr to see the takes on Kaylor nonsense lol

Aw! I love that you come back here. I miss this place a lot just because I had so much fun with you guys. Sometimes my inbox would be so full I literally couldn’t answer them all. You guys and interacting and laughing is the best part of tumblr and conspiracies and Kaylor and everything!

Please note that TTB is TayTaysBeard who got kicked off tumblr for her antisemitism and outing and doxxing of people. When she got shut down, she came back as Spade Riddles. TTB = Spade. They’re the same person

As for the rest, yeah, that was me. The person you’re talking about was a woman who lived in NYC and her husband works very closely with Josh at his company. She got to see Karlie a couple times at business dinners and parties.

She also went to the same gym as Taylor. She ran into Taylor and Karlie in the same class as her one day and snuck a photo.

Here’s where it gets weird. Before she and I started talking, she had been a curious Kaylor. Since she personally knew Josh, she was fascinated by TTBs blog and Kaylor. She believed for a few weeks or months and then realized it couldn’t be true because of what she knew from real life vs what nonsense TTB was spewing.

TTB has always maintained that Josh Kushner is gay and with his best friend Mikey (who is married to a woman with a baby). She’s also always maintained that Josh is a criminal on par with his brother Jared. And TTB claimed that Josh has had gay rumors for ages, everyone knows Karlie is a beard.

So my friend, after a while, and after actually communicating with her, she was like, “I’m out. This bitch is nuts. No way is it true.” Back then, there was no Gaylors. It was Kaylor or Taylor is straight. Nothing in between.

So my friend sent TTB that picture she took of Karlie and Taylor and had shown it to TTB. She said she could post it and say what she’d overheard them talking about, which was just normal stuff. Except at one point, I guess Taylor was talking about some app and said to Karlie, “oh! You should tell Josh about this!” Pretty harmless. But to TTB image thought that if taylor had suggested showing Josh, they must be amicable. But TTB needed Karlie and Taylor to hate Josh for keeping Karlie under lock and key, due to her contract.

That used to be a thing, btw. There were years where the narrative was that Karlie got duped by Josh when she was a teen. He needed a beard to do business with Saudis. According to TTB and Kaylors, Saudis won’t do business with anyone who’s gay. So Josh needed a beard. That’s why he’s with Karlie.

My friend knew this part was bullshit too. Her husband is high up in Joshs company and TTB was spewing bad fiction.

Anyway, sorry so long! Almost done!

TTB refused to post the pic my friend took and instead sent it around to the other big Kaylor blogs at the time, making up a better story around it and using it as “proof”, saying the person who took the pic confirmed Kaylor was together. Which never happened.

So I posted the pic and told my friends story for her. She was literally scared of TTB. TTB had her real email address and she was freaked out she’s dox her and mess up her husbands career. And we know TTB has doxxed and outed people before which is so fucked up.

I think that’s it? This was way back during the time when Karlie and Taylor were still friends.

The pic is on this blog along with the story. I may not remember it all perfectly.

Thanks for being around so long. And thanks for reading to anyone who made it this far!

#TTB #taytaysbeard #spade riddles #Kaylor

[bisluthq]

what does “white umbrellas” in these parts mean?? pls help a sister out i’m new here

Okay, so basically in the summer of 2020 Tumblr user TayTaysBeard (TTB) who is/was the chief Kay said she had proof - PROOF - Karlie and Taylor quarantined together at Tay’s LA estate, which in turn meant like Karlie was probably WB etc. She was like “I’m not gonna post it if their teams feel I shouldn’t because their safety is paramount. I’ve messaged Tree and Penni” and she also @‘d them publicly.

Then she was like “look they’re not answering but I’m still gonna hold off - I’ll post day after Labor Day when I know it’s safe for them.”

Then eventually the date came and she posted Karlie’s story where she had white umbrellas in the background and an aerial shot of the LA estate from Google Maps where there were also white umbrellas and she said “SEE!???”

Said the narrator: we did not see.

#nat talks voldemort #nat talks the konspiracy

[spade-riddles]

Hello, I am a newbie to this riddle world and so fascinated - what is the history of this account? How do these secret helpers know to come here? I understand if you can't answer this openly, but I thought I'd ask just in case you can. So exciting to read back on what's happened so far. Thanks.

Hi!!! 👋 Welcome to our corner of the internet.

I am just a long time fan since the start of the 1989 era. I have been on tumblr for a long time after falling down the Kaylor rabbit hole 🐇🕳. The secret helpers come to this blog I presume due to my consistency (I am on here often and have been here through most of their story). So they seem to trust that I will share their messages. They send me codes so I know it is them and a troll cannot interfere.

Spade ♠️ was the first big secret helper we had. They visited the TayTaysBeard blog (often referred to as TTB). That blog had a huge following, but was deleted by Tumblr a few years ago. So I quickly started this one up in its place, naming it in honor of our secret source Spade ♠️.

♠️ RIDDLE HISTORY

Eventually, 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 anon started to visit us with messages:

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 MESSAGES

And, last week we had 🎃 Jack-O-Lantern stop by with a flurry of messages:

🎃 MESSAGES

I am just a fan. And, for whatever reason, they chose this blog as their platform. I am honored! ☺️