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ahmuteun · 6 years

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1-60 pls :)

1. selfie

nah

2. what would you name your future kids?

idk man, we’ll cross that bridge when we get there

3. do you miss anyone?

yeah i do

4. what are you looking forward to?

drinking tonight, if that’s still happening

5. is there anyone who can always make you smile?

i guess??

6. is it hard for you to get over someone?

im the wrong person to ask this to lol

7. what was your life like last year?

a hot fucking mess lmao but it was a fun and happy hot mess

8. have you ever cried because you were so annoyed?

yeah but i havent done it in a while

9. who did you last see in person?

nikko

10. are you good at hiding your feelings?

not a clue tbh

11. are you listening to music right now?

nah, im listening to the h3 podcast

12. what is something you want right now?

HUMMUS

13. how do you feel right now?

gross lmao

14. when was the last time someone of the opposite sex hugged you?

like fiveish hours ago

15. personality description

boring, dumb hoe lmao

16. have you ever wanted to tell someone something but you didn't?

im in the process of that rn LOL

17. opinion on insecurities.

everyone has them and they fuckin suck

18. do you miss how things were a year ago?

ummmm no not necessarily. actually i’m pretty happy (generally speaking) with how things are now

19. have you ever been to New York?

yeah, i wanna go again

20. what is your favourite song at the moment?

rich brian - history

yoon mirae - her whole gemini 2 album

apink - so sick

i have so many

21. age and birthday?

21 and may 29th

22. description of crush.

blehhhhhhhh

23. fear(s)

idk i dont have many fears

24. height

5′2

25. role model

i dont know lol

26. idol(s)

i dont have any

27. things i hate

yakking cause of drinking

expensive gas prices

feelings

tequila

boys being fucking dumb

extreme heat

28. i'll love you if...

u buy me sushi

pls buy me sushi

29. favourite film(s)

the prestige

star wars

indiana jones

marvel movies

idk theres more but these are the ones that come to mind

30. favourite tv show(s)

brooklyn 99

criminal minds

how to get away with murder

greys anatomy

31. 3 random facts

im currently laying in bed

i should be doing productive things and not laying in bed

im sad that im all caught up with brooklyn 99 cause i love that show so much

32. are your friends mainly girls or guys?

guys

33. something you want to learn

how to not be a piece of fucking garbage

34. most embarrassing moment

i have so many idk

35. favourite subject

math lol

36. 3 dreams you want to fulfill?

graduate

not be broke

pay off debt or die early

37. favourite actor/actress

idk man

38. favourite comedian(s)

bo burnham

39. favourite sport(s)

i dont have any, i like watching my schools college sports tho. specifically football woooooo

40. favourite memory

idk i have many

41. relationship status

single

42. favourite book(s)

to kill a mocking bird

the simpsons and their mathematical secrets

43. favourite song ever

im too indecisive for this

44. age you get mistaken for

it ranges from 18-22 so

45. how you found out about your idol

welp

46. what my last text message says

the last one i recieved says “my kitchen smells like wine and idk why”

47. turn ons

being attractive

making me laugh

can play guitar/ piano

suits/ ties/ bowties

48. turn offs

bad hygiene

shitty personality

probably more but idk

49. where i want to be right now

drinking with my mates/ just hanging with them

50. favourite picture of your idol

n/a

51. starsign

gemini

52. something i'm talented at

................

i can eat spicy foods lol

53. 5 things that make me happy

my friends

family

my doggy

good wine

brooklyn 99

54. something thats worrying me at the moment

ripping off the bandaid

55. tumblr friends

am i supposed to list them? i mean if we’ve ever had a convo i consider u a tumblr friend

56. favourite food(s)

KOREAN FOOD

also sushi

57. favourite animal(s)

my doggo

58. description of my best friend

shorter than me, sweet, thoughtful, adorable, smiley, happy, looks out for me, over all wonderful person

59. why i joined tumblr

fandoms and memes lol

60. ask me anything you want

welp lolol

#thanks for asking!!!!#reply #ask #i-have-never-once-let-you-go

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meanderfall · 6 years

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Cosmos, waxing, waning, night light, sunset, reflection, constellations, shooting star, earth, soothe, slumber (sorry for so many...)

LFKSLFGH DONT BE SORRY THIS MADE ME SO HAPPY THANK YOU! (and this got personal so quickly omg, i hope you’re ready for this anon)

Cosmos: I still remember you fondly and I sincerely hope you’re doing well. I wonder if you think about me too sometimes.... And I’m sorry for not being that great of a friend. I was in a pretty bad place and it’s no excuse and I regret not being better. You definitely deserved the best and I hope you got that.

Waxing: I think.... the thing I’m proudest of is that fact that I’ve managed to become a good big sister to my younger siblings. That they feel comfortable coming to me to talk about their problems and hopes for the future and they trust me to be there for them, and that, maybe, I’ve helped them feel more confident in themselves.

Waning: I’ve managed to move past a lot of my regrets, so i gotta say that atm, the thing I regret most is not graduating CEGEP and getting that degree. I even came back for a fifth semester with only three classes, and I didn’t get it because I just didn’t hand in one project for one class. On the bright side, I had a lot of fun that semester too and it was a time of healing. And I got an awesome gym teacher that really helped me, both for learning how to train and take care of myself and for supporting me.

night light: That used to be my cat, Rascal. He died, but sometimes I like to imagine him still with me. I’ve managed to find some awesome friends here that make me feel safe ( @indigoreign95, @aroacedrienne, @theaussiedragon, and @anthcny-stark in particular), and sad to say this site has in a way become a safe space for me, but that’s mostly because of people like you who make this place good for me ^v^

sunset: Man, my best friend in the last year of elementary. We tried to stay in touch but it didn’t last, and I hope she’s doing okay. (surprisingly, I’ve managed to keep in touch with all the friends I made in high school that I wanted to stay in touch with, and with the friends I’ve made in CEGEP.)

reflection: *frowns thoughtfully* I don’t think so? I guess the only thing that would count would be when I was younger and I would try to talk with my family, especially my older siblings, but they found me annoying, so i learnt to shut up and keep to myself. Looking back, I was actually pretty extroverted and chatty and social, but I just learnt different I guess. Beyond that.... no? I don’t remember ever trying to change myself to please someone else, and I would like to think I wouldn’t.

constellations: the only reason @aroacedrienne and I aren’t talking 24/7 is because they’re actually a responsible human being who does their homework and being social is exhausting. My best friend from high school too!!! I swear, we would would spend an entire lunch break talking, and when it ended I would not be able to remember a single thing we talked about. We can talk about everything and nothing to each other.

shooting star: *tilts head* tbh, when it comes to making decisions, I have pretty much never gone to anyone for advice or help. Probably because I have issues with being vulnerable I guess, and having no one to trust with stuff like that. (... I will admit, I’m starting to trust Tiana about that stuff but *shrugs* I don’t know, it’s just not something I do? I rely on myself a lot, and hey! I’m not dead yet, so I guess I might be doing something right.) (flkfklghdfhg honestly the posts you see here about me complaining about my life and how hard it is, is the closest I get to talking about that stuff to anyone and I view that mostly as me talking to myself)

earth: I.... I don’t know. Do I feel at home anywhere?

soothe: In general, when I’m upset, I like to distract myself. So reading, playing a video game, watching a tv show, listening to music. I will say, opening a conversation with someone and having a chat, no matter how small, is probably the most effective. Even it’s just me sending them a message telling them how much I love them and believe in them.

slumber: When sleep feels impossible, I will go out on the couch in the living room downstairs (which works out because I’m the only down here) and I’ll put something on down really low and let it lull me to sleep. It can be anything. Sometimes it’s a comedy special, sometimes it’s the AH podcast, or Uno the Movie, sometimes it’s a tv show, like b99 or Friends. It just needs to be something comforting and soothing to me, so something filled with familiar voices that I feel comforted by. If I can’t go there because my younger sibling is there with me that week, then I’ll pull up this playlist I made on my phone, plug in the earphones, turn the volume waaaay up and listen to music and allow myself to focus on it and eventually relax enough to sleep. (bc usually being unable to sleep is due to my thoughts refusing to calm down, so I need something to focus on instead of my thoughts to allow myself to fall asleep.)

Thank you so much for the ask anon! ^v^ These were fun to answer, even though it’s pretty personal stuff lol. Mostly, I hope I didn’t make you uncomfortable!

#ty anon ily #these were super interesting #though lol earth gave me an existential crisis #it's alright though bc it's something ive been pondering on my own for a long time #i hope that moving out will help me create a 'home' for myself #heh though if it doesn't maybe i should give traveling a try? lol #Anonymous

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bangcakes · 6 years

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— Answer these 85 statements about yourself, then tag 20 people

— tagged by @01pil. thanks for tagging me !

— tagging anyone who wants to do this :p

last

1. drink - coke

2. phone call - my mom (same)

3. text message - a coworker :p

4. song you listened to - mollado - seungri feat. b.i.

5. time you cried - 30 mins ago...

ever

6. dated someone twice - no

7. kissed someone and regretted it - n/a lmaoooo

8. been cheated on - kind of ????

9. lost someone special - yeah

10. been depressed - hooo boy yeah

11. gotten drunk and thrown up - nope

fave colours

12. light pink

13. green

14. pastel yellow

15. red

in the last year have you

16. made new friends - yes!!

17. fallen out of love - never been in love so...

18. laughed until you cried - lmao yes

19. found out someone was talking about you - yeah but in a good way lmao

20. met someone who changed you - yes!!

21. found out who your friends are - i guess ???? idk i’ve had a stable group of friends for quite a long time...

22. kissed someone on your facebook friends list - lmao again... n/a

general

23. how many of your facebook friends do you know irl - i know all of them except for 3 hehe

24. do you have any pets - a cat named tinkerbell :p

25. do you want to change your name - nah i kinda like my name

26. what did you do for your last birthday - i went to one of my favourite restaurants and then karaoke with my 3 best friends hehe

27. what time did you wake up today - 9:30am? late for me tbh lmao

28. what were you doing at midnight last night - sleeping (same. i went to bed at like... 9:30pm.... i get really... bored)

29. what is something you can’t wait for - my dinner tonight lmao

30. what are you listing to now - nothing

31. have you ever talked to a person named tom - i mean probably

32. something that gets on your nerves - myself lmaooo

33. most visited website - blease............ tumblr for sure

34. hair colour - brown

35. long or short hair - (too) long

36. do you have a crush on someone - i mean ........... if s*ngjin counts then sure adslfkjsd

37. what do you like about yourself - that i just keep trying

38. want any piercings - nope

39. blood type - i actually dont know (same)

40. nicknames - manda, mander, mandy.............. tbh......... i like... being called just... amanda best lmao

41. relationship status - single

42. zodiac - cancer

43. pronouns - she/her

44. favorite tv shows - the it crowd, stranger things...... the office... i don’t watch much tv anymore tbh...

45. tattoos - nooope

46. right or left handed - right

47. ever had surgery - no(?)

48. piercings - just the typical ones on my ear lobes

49. sport - i like volleybal but it’s been awhile....

50. vacation - i’m down to go anywhere as long as i can just like........ sit or eat lmaoooo

51. trainers - vans !!!

more general

52. eating - nothing

53. drinking - nothing

54. i’m about to watch - the rest of the h3h3 podcast i started watching earlier today...

55. waiting for - dinnerrrrrrrr

56. want - to pass my road test so i can drive on my own and have more fuckin freedom

57. get married - i mean maybe yes maybe no we’ll see

58. career - behaviour therapist...

which is better

59. hugs or kisses - i mean....... hugs ???

60. lips or eyes - eyes

61. shorter or taller - taller

62. older or younger - either is cool

63. nice arms or stomach - god.... arms

64. hookup or relationship - relationship

65. troublemaker or hesitant - hesitant but not like............ to an extent that it’s life ruining....

have you ever

66. kissed a stranger - lmao fuck no

67. drank hard a liquor - yeah and i don’t like it lmao

68. lost glasses - yep !!

69. turned someone down - yepp

70. sex on first date - lmao.................. no fuckin way

71. broken someone’s heart - yes............

72. had you heart broken - i guess yeah

73. been arrested - lmaooo no

74. cry when someone died - yeah

75. fallen for a friend - yep

do you believe in

76. yourself - for the most part.... yes

77. miracles - hmmmmm

78. love at first sight - not really

79. santa claus - nope

80. kiss on a first date - i mean............. if you feel it you Feel it

81. angels - idk

other

82. best friend’s name - bre

83. eye colour - brown

84. favorite movie - anne of green gables :p

85. favorite actor - i really like gong hyo jin !!!!

#tags

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drashleighreid · 5 years

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If you have the time, do all you haven’t done!

omfg! haha okay holy shit

Alisons: Sexuality?

lesbonym

Amaranth: Pronouns/Gender?

She/her

Amaryllis: birthday?

nov 4th!

Anemone: Favorite flower?

sunflowers and port wine magnolias for their scent and peonies!

Angelonia: Favorite tv show?

id say favorite of recent would be big little lies

Arum-Lily: What’s the farthest you’d go for a stranger?

i don’t know i guess it depends on the situation. i find myself agreeing to do things for strangers for some reason like one time i took an acting workshop and i literally drove three people home afterwards even though they didnt live anywhere near me and i didnt know them at all lkjsf

Aubrieta: Favorite drink?

i dont drink much else but water usually lol. i like cold brew coffee and iced tea too. and lemon ginger tea. alcohol-wise i love gin and tonics, red wine, and old-fashioneds

Baby’s Breath: Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

no but i said that the time before too LMAO

Balsam Fir: Have you ever been in love?

im not sure. i’ve felt really strong feelings for people in the past but i don’t think it’s ever been mutual so i guess not

Baneberries: Favorite song?

god i don’t know if i can do a favorite of all time. i recently played this video game Submerged and it was a really cleansing and wholesome time and I’ve been listening to the orchestral score of that a lot since. any lana del rey song, get free - major lazer hits me in my toner tbh, the jazz standard stardust - there are so many versions i adore idk its too hard to pick ill just end up listing my whole spotify soon i dont really have all time favorites i just go thru waves Basket of Gold: Describe your family.

my mum runs a childcare business, my nan works at a post office, my brother is an IT guy my sister in law is a hairdresser and i have two young nieces who are in 1st and 2nd grade. they all live in my hometown which is kinda far from me. my dad passed away a few years ago but he owned a flower farm. my parents separated when i was in 2nd grade but i spent every holidays with my dad. i have looooooots of cousins lol

Beebalm: do you have a best friend? Who is it?

i dont really do the hierarchy thing ! but i have a few. my friends jess and rach from here are my fave people ever and literally make me cry with laughter when we all hang out and my friend meg who i’ve known since 8th grade is my vegan salad club soul sister and i love her to death

Bellflower: favorite animal

dogs and toucans ! lov birbs

Bergenia: Are you a morning or night person?

night!

Bluemink: What are your thoughts on children?

that i dont understand how i didnt get the maternal gene when my mum literally looks after children for a living slkjsdf. im not opposed to having one someday but not for a while and i think id honestly be content either way

Blazing Stars: What are you afraid of? Is there a reason why?

small spaces/being trapped which i dont know? ive just always had some level of claustrophobia i dont know where it came from

Bugleherb: How would you spend your last day on Earth?

probably stressed LMAO. idk hanging out with loved ones eating good food trying to do a bunch of things i’ve always wanted to do

Buttercup: Relationship Status?

in a committed relationship with a body pillow and my vibrator

Candytufts: When do you feel most loved?

when i can speak openly and be vulnerable comfortably. when people tell me they care about me and value my presence

Canterbury Bells: Do you have any piercings?

2x each ear and one cartilage

California Poppy: Height?

5′6

Cardinal Flower: Do you believe in ghosts?

yes

Carnation: What are you currently wearing?

a cute grey nightgown lol *+*

Catnip: Have you ever slept with a nightlight?

im sure i did when i was younger but now light kind of bothers me when im trying to sleep

Chrysanthemum: who was the last person you kissed?

my friend when we were drunk

Cock’s Comb: favorite font?

i dont think i really have one lol

Columbine: Are you tired?

im kinda like comfy sleepy. its pouring rain and a cool breeze is coming through my window and im really cozy so its just like. nice.

Coneflower: Dream job?

scriptwriter/director

Crane’s-bill: Introvert or extrovert?

im an introvert

Crown Imperial: What’s the farthest you would go for someone you care about?

im fiercely loyal to those i love.

Daffodil: What’s your zodiac sign?

scorpio babeeeeey

Dahlia: Have you done anything worth remembering?

hmm. in what scheme lol. of the world? probably not yet but we’re working on it.

Daisy: What do you feel is your greatest accomplishment?

idk if its an accomplishment but my travels are probably the highlight of my life to me. im kind of always fearless when i travel lol and i love that for me

False Goat’s Beard: What is something you are good at?

i dont know. i like to think im good at talking people through things and being empathetic and giving advice. i try my best to be there for people

Foxgloves: What’s something you’re bad at?

letting things go. not bottling things up.

Freesia: what are three good things that have happened in the past month?

i finished school for the semester ! i started a painting! i saw two cool theatre shows.

Garden Cosmos: How was your day today?

actually pretty good!

Gardenia: Are you happy with where you’re at in your life?

not really but i’m starting to see the potential in the future a lot more. i tend to get really stuck and struggle to see beyond my current situation but i’m trying to look forward and realise that things are going to get a lot better with time

Gladiolus: What is something you hope to do in the next year or two?

direct a short film i’m happy with, write more, travel overseas, cultivate a close group of friends here, go back to singing lessons.

Heliotropium: What helps you calm down when you feel stressed?

watching youtube videos ! jenna and julien and remi cruz are my favorites they just make me feel so positive. listening to podcasts especially my dad wrote a porno because even if im in the worst mood ill literally be sobbing with laughter. listening to music and playing mindless games on my phone! watching movies and tv shows. getting out of the house and going to a cafe/wandering around the mall. going to the movie theatre. reading !

Hellebore: How do you show affection?

i use my words a lot of the time. if i really care about someone i’ll talk to them and be there for them.

Hoary Stock: What are you proudest of?

im proud of my strength and my unwavering knowledge of what i deserve. im proud of my friends and my family and everyone in my life.

Hollyhock: Describe your ideal day?

waking up and taking a dog for a walk having coffee and brunch with a close friend doing something fun like rock climbing or ice skating or going on a hike then going to see a show and going home to watch movies or play video games or play card games

Hyacinth: what do you like to do in your free time?

read, watch movies, exercise, talk to friends, write

Hydrangea: How long have you known your best friend? How did you meet them?

Jess and Rach i met on here like ??? i cant remember when ?? 2012 ?? 2011? then we finally met in person in 2015 and now i swear i see them more often than i see friends i live in the same place as. my best friend from high school i met in 8th grade so 2007??

Irises: Who can you talk to about (almost) everything?

my best friends. my sister in law.

Laceleaf: How many friends do you have?

idk its kinda weird to count lol

Lantanas: What’s the best compliment you’ve ever received?

hmm. this random lady in a mall once told me i can pull off red lipstick better than anyone shes ever seen before shhhhwooooosh. some of the things people have said about my fics literally makes me want to cry. one of my professors last year wrote a really lovely recommendation letter for me and told me i was fucking awesome and was going to do great things.

Larkspur: What do you think of yourself?

She’s Trying. idk i struggle sometimes but at my core im proud of myself and i know my worth

Lavender: What’s your favorite thing about yourself?

My resilience and passion and empathy.

Leather Flower: What’s your least favorite thing about yourself?

that i lose sight of what i want and how to get it. that i shut people out and am sometimes so scarily independent that it tips and turns me lonely.

Lilac: What’s something you liked to do as a child?

visit my nans on the weekend and play video games. go to the beach. read !!! write.

Lily: Who was your best friend when you were a kid?

my best friend had the same name as me and we’d play bratz and she had a pool so it was lit now she lives a few houses down from where my mum lives and has a child and we havent really spoken since like 9th grade lol slfj

Lily of the Incas: What is something you still feel guilty for?

not making it back in time for my dads funeral

Lily of the Nile: What is something you feel guilty for that you shouldn’t feel guilty about?

a lot of the time im self assured enough to not feel guilt over things i know aren’t my fault or situations where im not in the wrong. i never want people to be unhappy or struggle even if they probably dont deserve my sympathy though so i get mixed feelings there.

Marigold: Where did you grow up? Tell us about it?

i grew up on a coastal beach town. a small sleepy lil bay. it’s super pretty and idyllic and gorgeous but living there grew a bit monotonous tbh im not a small town person. visiting is lovely though. my nan literally lived basically on the beach when i was growing up youd just like roll down a hill and be on the sand. i loved it so much

Morning Glory: What was your bedroom like growing up?

i had a few different ones. i usually had purple walls ! and id decorate it with random things i was interested in and had books everywhere

Mugworts: What was it like for you as a teenager? Did you enjoy your teenage years?

i mean not a whole lot LOL high school kinda sucked. i did really well at school and i had some good friends! it wasnt the worst but i was also a closeted gay and didnt know who tf i was so there was some struggles around that.

Norwegian Angelica: Tell us about your mom?

shes generous and selfless and kind. she’s had a bit of a rough life but she’s strong.

Onions: Tell about your dad

i love that this q is ‘onions’ mood. our relationship was ,,, turbulent. i have some really great memories with him and visiting was honestly good a lot of the time when i was growing up! we’d play pool and id help them with the flowers and we’d go out boating and swimming and bowling and do lots of fun stuff but he was also an alcoholic and gradually got worse as i got older and he was really intimidating and could be really hot and cold and had really unrealistic expectations.

Orchid: Tell about your grandparents

i was really close with my grandmother on my dads side she gave me my passion for reading and writing !! when i was really young i would sit in her lap and she would read me stories and then when i got older i started reading the stories to her we were super close she passed away when i was in 6th grade and it was really sad i loved her. my grandpa on my mums side taught me how to play pool !! he used to run the pool club where i’d compete and he was just a nice guy he passed away a few years ago. and my nan on my mums side is an icon i love hanging out with her i grew up spending almost every weekend at her house playing video games she always has all the newest consoles and video games for all of her grandchildren lol we go for walks on the beach and shes awesome one time she came to pick me up from school blasting low by flo rida we stan

Pansy: What was your most memorable birthday? What made it be so memorable?

hmm my 16th maybe ! that was when i was in the US and i remember having cheer practice and my host mom brought cake in and it was just really nice. idk why my 10th birthday is so memorable to me but i had a lit bday party and i remember so much about it lol?

Peony: What was your first job?

i was a barista!

Petunia: If you’re in a relationship, how did you meet your partner(s)? If you’re not in a relationship, how did you meet your crush/how do you hope to meet your future partner(s), if you want any?

i dont know if i have an idea on how i hope to meet my future partner its not something i plan or have a preference for. ive met most of my closest friends online and w being gay *+* lol itll prob be through online im guessing.

Pincushion: How do you deal with pain?

physically? poorly LOL im such a baby if im in pain in any way.

Pink: where is home?

idk. i dont know if i have one just yet tbh. we’ll find it !

Plantain Lilies: If you could go back in time, whats is one thing you would stop/change?

hmm i try to live without ragrets. there are a few situations id like to go into either wiser or not at all though if im being hoe nest.

Prairie Gentian: Who is someone you look up to? Describe them.

hmm. there are a few actresses/celebs i look up to ! all these qs are turning my brain into goo LMAO i cant think

Rhododendron: What is something you used to believe in as a child?

i heard once that someone related to my great grandfather had some kind of connection to french royalty ?? idk how true that was but i was waiting for my princess diaries moment for a while there

Ricinus: who’s the most important in your life?

me bitch

Rose: What’s your favorite sound?

rain/thunder

Snapdragon: At this moment, what do you want?

to read fic until im too sleepy to keep my eyes open then drift off *+*

St. John’s Wort: Is it easy or difficult for you to express how you feel about things?

depends on the situation. i wouldn’t say easy but i can speak and explain myself well because I spend soo much time thinking about things lol

Sunflower: What is something you don’t want to imagine life without?

my mum

Sweet Pea: How much sleep did you get last night?

like 9 hrs lol

Tickseed: What’s your main reason to get up every morning?

coffee

Touch-me-not: how do you feel about your current job?

that i need one

Transvaal Daisy: What’s your favorite item of clothing?

black jeans

Vervain: What’s stressing you out most right now?

this and that. packing to go away

Wisteria: How many books have you read in the past few months? what were they called?

lol none really. i read a few at the beginning of the year but nothing lately. ive read innumerable fic tho does that count

Wolf’s Bane: Where do you want to be in life this time next year?

happier ! growing ! loved. i want to feel accomplished with what i created during the school year, fulfilled. surrounded by people with pure intentions. hopefully just overseas somewhere

Yarrow: Do you know what vore is?

whY is this a question ???????????????????

Zinnia: Give a random fact about yourself

i used to be a fitness instructor

okay that was a lot more questions than i thought it was LMAO fuck

thank you for the entertainment that was fun ! xx

#omfg im dead i didnt think there were that many #long post #read more #Anonymous

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We Watched Lala Kents Movie ‘The Row’ So You Dont Have To Betches

If you follow any of the stars of Vanderpump Rules em> on Instagram, you’ll notice that Lala Kent’s brand-new movie “re coming out”. It’s called The Row , and was secreted July 27 th on iTunes and very few theaters. I firstly heard about this film while listening to a podcast Lala was on . She said they decided to represent her the ace of the movie halfway through product. Seems altogether legit and not at all like someone ceased out. I’ll be honest and say I wasn’t expecting this sorority horror movie work best. I was hoping it would at the least be recreation( it wasn’t ). It required the same number of liquors as The Bachelorette em> to get through, so don’t see it in theaters. Be like me and lease it on iTunes with a bottle of vodka nearby. Or merely read this recap instead .*

* Obviously, all of this enclose spoilers.

The movie shall begin with some exceedingly extra EDM music and strobe light gists interspersed with sizzling women partying. This both starts me nauseous and prepares a very accurate sound for the rest of the movie. Lala, a 28 year-old woman freshman in college, is being fell off on campus by her muscular naked pa. I Googled her papa to see if he was older than Lala’s boyfriend( sorry !) and his call is Randy Couture. You’re welcome. Randy Couture turns out to be a investigator, and immediately busts a meth laboratory. The laboratory is run by exclusively Victoria’s Secret models in bras and he kills one. This will have almost no suffer on the rest of the movie.

What the slutty meth laboratory does devise us for is twofold. 1) All the women assigned in this movie looks just like a lingerie prototype. 2) The brides will rarely wear more than lingerie.

Back on campus, Lala’s friend talks about how much she likes sleeping with profs. They decide to hasten the “Victoria’s Secret sorority”( told you this film had a topic ), Lambda Phi, where it is about to change Lala’s mother was president. Gasp. Lala is offended, because her baby died when she was a kid and Muscle Dad doesn’t open up much. Lala, who has invested the first half hour of this film wearing knee-length gowns and denying booze, reacts to this news by coming sh* tfaced. In instance we forgot this was a fright movie amidst all the underage boozing and lingerie, one of the sorority girlfriend is violently knifed to extinction outside in lingerie and a robe.

TBH, I kind of expected this stabbing to have more of an effect on everyone. The police force literally says “this won’t be the last, ” which like…is it not your job to stop it? The Lambda Phi girls make molly “for Isabel”( the dead daughter ), which represents me really sad for the mood of female relationship in this movie. Lala is driven residence by a stalker attendant who tells her his sister was in Lambda Phi. Another girlfriend is impaled to death in red-hot pink lingerie.

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The rest of this movie pretty much impetus apart with more of the same. Detective Dad struggles with case-solving and opening up emotionally to his daughter. Valet Guy shows up everywhere Lala goes without her questioning it. The Lambda Phi mansion mother, who very clearly wants to bang Detective Dad, tells Lala that her mom hazed a girl so badly she killed herself while she used Lambda Phi chairwoman. Lala is super disturbed with Detective Dad for not telling her this, which is very legit but too couldn’t she have Googled this information? Two more girlfriends are jabbed in the shower without any significant makes on the killers. It frankly does not seem like the police are interested in this case.

I won’t tell you who the murderer is, because I think that knowledge should be saved for those of us who actually had to suffer through watch this. I can tell you that there are plenty of suspects, because every guy who stumbles on Lala in this movie has the facial hair and manner of someone who carnages for sport. If you’re querying about the acting collection Lala displays in the movie, she returns solidly between “Lala trying not to get in any problems with Lisa” to “Lala drunkenly screeching at a party.” She roars, she announces, she only wears a bikini once–which establishes her 600 x more clothed than the rest of the female cast–and she manages to refrain from calling her detective papa “Daddy.”

Mostly, this film is 87 minutes of frat gatherings interspersed with organizations being spoofed up, with lots of unjustified nudity. If you require a reason to feel bad about your time form, this film will do the trick. But while it at least delivers on the promised” sizzling beings partying” proposition, the dialogue and soundtrack are frankly so bad that it’s not worth blowing a Sunday afternoon on. Lala should maybe stick to reality TV where she can be her funny soul , not perform in someone’s first shot at a legit movie after a long profession in porn. I’m not saying that describes The Row’ s lead, I’m just saying that’s actually what it felt like.

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