#tbh my first thought was 'peach scene from cmbyn' but i decided not to go with that

[perlukafarinn]

dean+1

(send a character/pairing + a number) dean + peach

Okay, so Dean knows he’s gained some weight. It was kinda hard not to notice when his jeans stopped fitting. 

But somehow, he didn’t really know until right this moment. Freshly awake, staring at himself in the bedroom mirror, head craned to look over his shoulder because damn.

“Babe,” he calls.

Cas makes a noise from the attached bathroom, less of a word and more of a gurgle around his toothbrush. 

“Did you know I’ve got an ass now?”

There’s a brief silence, as Cas is presumably spitting in the sink. “I should,” he finally answers. “I put it there.”

Dean rolls his eyes. “Funny. I just mean it’s gotten bigger.” He looks over his shoulder again. Bounces a little on the balls of his feet. “And jiggly. I’ve got like a full-on peach emoji ass now.”

“Hmm. Let me see.” 

Cas appears in the doorway, wiping his mouth. He walks over to Dean, puts his hand on his ass and squeezes a couple of times. Tilts his head in thought, puts his other hand on the opposite cheek. Squeezes again.

“Dean purses his lips to keep from smiling. “Well? What’s the verdict.”

“I’m still checking,” Cas says seriously. 

“This is verging on foreplay,” Dean mutters as he feels Cas’ pinkie dip into his crack.

Cas hums in response. Then he lets go and Dean barely has a moment to feel disappointed before a hand comes down on his ass, smacking hard. 

“Yes.” Cas nods. “That is an ass. A very good one.”

And then he’s stepping away, going back into the bathroom, leaving Dean alone bewildered and more than a little wound up.

“Hey,” he calls. “You gonna finish what you started?”

“Brush your teeth, Dean, then we’ll talk.”

#hamsahandprint #prompt fill #perlukafarinn writes #destiel #deancas #spn ficlet #established relationship #post canon #oops this turned a little less dean focused and more destiel focused than originally tended #*intended #tbh my first thought was 'peach scene from cmbyn' but i decided not to go with that #you're welcome