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egg-on-the-run · 3 years

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How about relationship headcanon’s and yes there’s cute stuff but what about realistic shizz? The good, the bad, the ugly. The stubbornness that with time one learns the art of compromise for.

I've only ever been in one relationship and tbh it was very like relaxed??? We never argued much so I hope this isn't super unrealistic.

Leonardo:

Never tells you why he's upset. It's always a guessing game and the worst part is half the time he is not upset with you

He'll have an argument with Raphael and give everyone the silent treatment while he's huffing (and it is huffing) and you spend an hour trying to figure out what you did wrong

Leonardo's confrontational about things that Do Not Matter but avoids conversations about things that are actually important

Like yeah he'll tell you if some silly habit kind of annoys him but it takes a long time for him to confess that PDA makes him a little uneasy

That's another thing: PDA is a minimum with him. Yes he will put his arm around you, yes he will hold your hand. But please no kisses in front of his family he just doesn't vibe with it

He's very nervous about a lot of things, very nervous about going on dates, doing things with you for the first time. You do have to take things slow with him and it takes a while to perfect the art of reassuring him without making him feel patronised

His love language is acts of service and quality time.

Sometimes that quality time is napping because he's prone to overworking himself

Adores it when you take control of things. LOVES being babied and taken care of

Call him something like "sweetheart" and he becomes putty in your hands

His ideal date is he makes dinner, you buy dessert. You both do the dishes together and watch a movie afterwards 💙

Raphael:

Hahaha get ready to rumble.

King of arguments, fool of never being able to apologise

You will bicker about everything to the point where everyone is like 👀👀 but the second anyone else says something? You are both wildly protective of each other

"God you're such a prick" "Yeah screw you Raph" "Casey I swear to god if you ever say anything like that ever again I will kick you so hard in the dick you'll give yourself a blow job" "Raph you're s/o is scaring me" "Casey I'm going to put your head through the wall."

Raph likes to pretend arguments just Did Not Happen. He doesn't expect you to apologise either so at least you can't call him a hypocrite, but he just prefers moving past things. It's over now. Don't bring it up again.

And yes this does cause more conflict sometimes. But you cannot date Raph and not be stubborn. If you put your foot down firmly enough he will give in and do his best to talk about things. He doesn't necessarily like doing it, but you're both stubborn and both very much in love and he's always willing to try

Much more into PDA than Leo. Likes to hold you against him, leans on you, plays with your hair. He just constantly likes to be touching you in some way, even in front of everyone

You can pull the "because you love me" card at any time

"Can you make me some coffee?" "I'm in the middle of playing a game, why would I make you coffee?" "Because you love me."

He doesn't mind it as much as he pretends to

His love language is physical touch and acts of service: lots of cuddles, he holds all your stuff, walks you to and from work

His ideal date is just him trying to teach you how to fight

Lots and lots of gym dates, exploring sewer tunnels and the city together, him letting you win at wrestling ❤️

Donatello:

Leonardo's bad at confrontation sometimes, but Donnie? If you stabbed Donnie he wouldn't complain

Donnie is very insecure in his ability to please. So he works overtime and stresses himself out. If something is bothering him you will never find out because he would rather suffer in silence than even risk upsetting you by bringing it up

His thought process is something along the lines of he interrupts you once so he thinks he just shouldn't speak. He has not connected the dots but he's certainly jumped to conclusions

It takes a very very long time for an argument to actually happen because if you try to talk to Donnie about something he will just Immediately Agree With You, even if he doesn't

But when an argument does happen he says a lot of mean things to get under your skin and you will play the very same cards when things get heated

As time goes on you both get better at having discussions rather than arguments. But when a fight happens you can go days without speaking to each other

Very protective. Likes to know you're safe. Yes it's doting and sweet, but it's also a little annoying having text him "yes I'm still at work darling" every hour

Donnie is also an "actions speak louder than words" kind of guy. No saying sorry, but he makes you a little gift and slides it across the table. No words exchanged, but you know he's sorry for what he did

Mixed feelings about PDA. Sometimes he's more than happy to let you sit on his lap, other times if you try to hold his hand he flinches

Baby is a little touch starved. He gets overwhelmed very easily and shuts you out. Some days are better than others but again, he just doesn't tell you

His love language is gift giving and loves making you little trinkets and toys to put on your desk. But he adores receiving words of affirmation

His ideal date is both of you info dumping in your room while eating pizza. It's so simple, it's so easy. Usually whenever he starts to ramble he forgets a lot of his insecurities with touch and will let you hold him 💜

Michelangelo:

King of communication. He just does not like to argue, fighting upsets him and when you're angry with him he gets a little afraid

Even if you are very frustrated he takes you by the hand and sits you down. He has it down to a routine, there's no problem you can't solve together

It takes a good while for you to break down his walls. He puts up a very fun loving, easy going front to please everyone and even when you start dating it's difficult for him to be completely open

But when he shows you his deep emotions once he's very comfortable showing them to you again and again

Needs lots of reassurance, not with regards to relationships but with regards to himself. His brothers still treat him like the baby of the family, still make him feel stupid. You treat him like he's capable of whatever and he just bursts into tears because you have complete faith in him

You do, however, understand that his brothers treat him like the baby because sometimes he acts like it

He can be a little too high energy and sometimes you just need space and he doesn't understand that it's not his fault, you're just tired.

You have a code for when he's being too affectionate. He loves PDA to the full but it is overwhelming: a squeeze on his knee tells him to calm down a little

He's such a people pleaser that you have to make most of the decisions with everything. Where you want to eat, what you want to do, it would be nice if he took control a little more.

His love language is yes and. Jk jk he praises you 24/7, pet names, compliments, worships you. Loves physical touch as well obviously

His ideal date is something arty. He takes you to find a blank wall in the tunnels and you both just spray paint 🧡

#tmnt 2014 #tmnt 2k14 #tmnt 2016 #tmnt 2k16 #tmnt bayverse #tmnt #tmnt leo #tmnt raph #tmnt donatello #tmnt michelangelo #tmnt leonardo #tmnt raphael #tmnt donnie #tmnt mikey #tmnt x reader #tmnt headcanons #tmnt imagines

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thehouseoflamentation · 4 years

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Hi! I just had a thought about the brothers becoming sisters for a week and, of course, they would be in their periods. Like, Mammon pissed off some witch and she put a curse on them. I was wondering if you could do a scenario or a hc about it , whatever is easier for you! Your work is awesome btw, don't let anyone tell you otherwise!😄💘

I’m about to project all my suffering onto these demons just watch. Also if I remember correctly, @cigarettebreath666 wrote something with the same prompt so check them out too if you like.

Lucifer

Like everyone else, he’s pissed about the whole situation. He’s already busy with paperwork and student council duties but now he’s cursed and on top of that has to deal with his period.

At first he thought he could deal with the bodily changes but when the first wave of cramps came shit hit the fan. He could barely focus on anything because of the pain but his pride made him soldier on through student council meetings and other tasks.

He would probably try going after Mammon for causing all this but then again it’s hard to move/run when you’re on your period. Instead he swears he’ll get revenge once it’s all over.

On the bright side Lucifer wears tons of dark clothes so if anything he at least has that advantage.

Mammon

Everyone is mad at him, his stomach hurts, he feels like shit and just wants to lie down next to MC.

It takes a lot of will power to push through with his modeling gigs and other schemes but considering he’s probably been through worse punishments he is able to manage.

He gets even more clingy around MC and doesn’t wanna be left alone. He’ll probably use his suffering as an excuse to cuddle and be around MC more and it fucking works.

He’s gonna need MC’s help to hide him bc once this blows over god knows his bros are gonna be after him as soon as they have the ability to run again.

Leviathan

Tbh he probably didn’t realize he was on his period until he made the mistake of sitting in his bathtub and seeing the water turn red. To which he immediately jumped out and panicked because he thought he was hurt or dying.

He’d probably become even more of a recluse and stay in his room until his period is over.

Playing games and watching reruns of TSL cheers him up a little. He would only let MC in occasionally when he really needs some extra comfort from the pain.

Satan

He’s heard MC say “Satan’s red waterfall” once and for the first time in his life he’s experiencing it firsthand.

He is mad at everything and being on his period is only going to amplify those emotions

“I swear if one more person asks me if I’m moody bc of my period I’M GOING TO [REDACTED]”

Unlike his brothers his cramps actually aren’t that bad but unfortunately because the universe is a dick and has decided that his pain level needs to be balanced he instead has debilitating back pain.

He is suffering all hours of the day and can’t even find a comfortable position to sit and read in because his spine feels like an accordion 99% of the time.

Asmodeus

Asmo the first day of the curse: Ohhh! This isn’t so bad! I wonder what this body can do Ow<

Asmo when he first gets his period: I want off this hell experience

He’s still horny but he’s bouncing between “I wanna fuck!” and “dO noT TOUCH ME!!!!!!”

The cramps are just as bad but the worst part for him is that his complexion also took a turn for the worst when his period started.

He’ll probably start being a shut in like Levi if this goes on for too long.

Beelzebub

The fact that he works out might help with his period a bit but he still gets cramps like the rest of his bros.

Playing sports might be a bit more difficult especially considering he plays contact sports. Still he’s a demon and has probably been through worse but he’d be lying if he said his stomach didn’t feel like it was tying itself in knots.

Once he hears that chocolate helps with cramps he’ll probably buy out every store in the devildom that sells it. Eating comfort foods with MC also helps cheer him up.

Belphegor

He wakes up with chest pain and immediately wants to go back to sleep.

At first he thinks he can just sleep the pain away but he also feels like he has to go to the bathroom every 10 seconds and because of that his life has not known peace.

He isn’t sure if he wants to be left alone until this is over or have MC nearby to cuddle and help him feel better. He ends up going with the second option.

He starts sleeping with a warm bottle of water or a heating pad to deal with the cramps.

#obey me!#shall we date #shall we date?#obey me #obey me! lucifer #obey me! mammon #obey me! leviathan #obey me! satan #obey me! asmodeus #obey me! beelzebub #obey me! belphegor #obey me! headcanon #headcanon

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mistydacat · 4 years

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Marichat Day 9 || Cone of Shame

Ew, what even is this? I’ll try to make the next parts better. This is probably the worst tbh.

Marinette had no idea how she had ended up being pinned to her be by Cat Noir. She had no idea how their sweet, innocent kiss ad turned into a heated make-out session. But she did know that Cat Noir would never go too far without consent.

At least, she hoped.

She broke away from the kiss, ignoring the string of saliva that connected their lips.

"Kitty," She started, staring him in the eye.

"Yes?" He responded, looking a little guilty.

"H-how far were you planning to go?"

Cat Noir's eyes widened. "I-I wasn't planning on doing that." His cheeks flushed. "I-I'm sorry. I shouldn't have done that."

Marinette brought a hand to his cheek, cupping his face.

"It's okay, minou. I'm fine, as long as you weren't trying to... you know." She attached their lips again, resuming their kiss.

Cat Noir's mouth trailed down from her lips to her jaw, then to her kneck. Marinette let him, she was sure he wouldn't go further than that.

She relaxed into her bed, closing her eyes. Cat Noir latched on to a spot on her collarbone, placing multiple kisses and even sucking on it.

"Kitty," Marinette sighed out, tangling her handing into his hair.

She felt his teeth graze the area, and a thought suddenly struck her head. She pulled away from Cat Noir in alarm.

Cat Noir blinked at her, startled.

"Did you leave a mark?" Asked Marinette urgently.

Cat Noir nodded slowly, hanging his head in shame.

"Bad Kitty!" Marinette reprimanded him, though they both knew she wasn't actually as angry as she was trying to act, if the raging blush on cheeks that she was trying to fight was any evidence.

"Want me to kiss it better?" Asked Cat Noir, his suaveness returning.

Marinette laughed and sat up. "You're going to have to suffer the consequences for that.

Cat Noir raised a brow. "What consequences?"

⊱ ────── {.⋅ ✯ ⋅.} ────── ⊰

"This isn't what l had in mind when you said I'd have to suffer consequences." Grumbled Cat Noir.

Marinette had sent Cat Noir home the other night. He had come to visit the next day, thinking she had been joking about the consequence. But boy, was he wrong.

When he had arrived, Marinette hadn't greeted him with the usual hug and kiss, which, he had to admit, stung a little. But that wasn't the so-called consequence.

No, his punishment was much more humiliating.

Marinette sat on her chaise, patiently waiting for Cat Noir. It took him a second to register the object she was holding: A white cone, specifically, the kind they gave dogs and cats after surgery.

"Uh... Marinette? What's that?" He asked nervously.

"The cone of shame." She deadpanned. "Now, come here so I can put it on you."

"No..." Cat Noir whined, making a run for it.

Marinette chased after him. "Get back here!" She laughed.

They ran around Marinette's room for a good five minutes before Cat Noir let Marinette catch him.

"Is there anything I can do to get out of this?" He pouted as she put the cone of shame on him.

"You promise not to leave any marks on me again?" She asked.

"I promise." He assured her.

"Let me tickle you, and then you can take it off." She offered.

"What? No way!" Cat Noir complained.

"Then, you'll wear it for the rest of the night!"

"No, no! You can tickle me." He gave in.

"Good kitty." Praised Marinette, removing the cone.

"Just kidding!" Exclaimed Cat Noir, getting up and running again.

"Cat!" She groaned, stretching out the a.

He didn't let her catch him this time. Instead, he spun around and tackled her to the ground, though he was especially cautious not to hurt her.

"Nonononononono!" Cried Marinette, realizing what he was about to do.

Cat Noir started tickling her, and Marinette would've screamed if her parents weren't downstairs.

"Please. Please stop." She managed to breath out between her laughter.

"Only if you promise to never ever bring out the cone of shame again."

"Deal!" She agreed.

"And..."

"I get to pick out the movies for the next month!"

"Aw, come on!"

⊱ ────── {.⋅ ✯ ⋅.} ────── ⊰

Parts: 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / 10

#marichatmay2002 #marichatmay #marichat may 2020 #cone of shame #miraculous fanfic #miraculus ladybug #miraculous #mlb #marichat #marinette #cat noir #mlb ship months

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ss-trashboat · 5 years

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hhhhhi can i get jey and/or jael for the oc headcanons pls

hi yes you can have them both woo

jey1. Has your character ever done anything illegal? welp he’s broken his brother out of a mental ward, has pick-pocketed/hacked into atms, and used illegal drugs buuuuut other than that he’s clean

2. Favorite mode of transportation! either the bus or walking. he’s not really fond of cars so they’re the last resort for him, especially since he doesn’t drive, so the only time he’s really in them is when someone else is going somewhere and they want him to tag along

3. Are they a good cook? he very much is. between his mom working a lot and jael being a really bad cook, he really had to step up and take over, mostly to stop jael from making god knows what for food

4. Is physical health a major concern for them? not really? he’s not exactly the best with taking care of himself lol

5. Would they last a day in the wilderness alone? Elaborate! i think he could. he’s pretty adaptable with life situations so i’m pretty confident he could last a day out there

6. Are they good with kids? Do they like kids? (This can apply to child characters, too!) he’s not bad with kids?? he’s not very experienced with them so as long as they’re potty trained and can do basic things he’s good lol. he doesn’t really mind them, but he wouldn’t want to be around them for long periods of time

7. Is your character good at hiding their emotions? he has his moments. some days he’s really good at hiding it all, but other days it tends to slip out more

8. Can your character keep a secret? oh yeah he’s really good at keeping secrets

9. Rate their verbal communication skills on a scale of one to ten, one being the worst and ten being the best. maybe around a five or six? he’s adequate with talking about minor things and not so personal things, but he’s downright awful when it comes to personal things or things bothering him

10. Does silence bother your character? If so, what would they do about it? he doesn’t mind it for a certain amount of time, especially for a destress and such, but after a while of prolonged silence it starts to get to him so he’ll flick the tv on or put on some music

11. How do they feel about spiders? i don’t really know if he even cares? if they’re not near him or making themselves known he doesn’t really care, but if they’re crawling next to him or on him he’ll squish them

12. Is your character prone to picking fights or non-confrontational? oh no he hates confrontation. he’ll purposefully back out of conversations if they start getting heated as it makes him super uncomfortable

13. Which is worse for your character: intense heat or freezing temperatures? heat. he can deal with the cold rather well, as winter/colder weather was what he first got accustomed to on earth so he’s learned to deal with it better. plus he’d rather wear too much than be around in barely anything

14. Does your character prefer home remedies or over-the-counter medicine? i don’t think he even knows any home remedies so over-the-counter definitely

15. Is your character politically-charged? i don’t think so? he definitely has feelings about certain things and will make it known when he doesn’t care for them, but he still doesn’t quite understand politics so he tries to steer from that sort of thing

16. Is your character artistic in any way? he very much wishes he could be lol, he’s started to play the piano and wants to learn the guitar at some point but that’s really it

17. Can your character read? Do they like to? oh yes lol, he’s usually seen with a comic/graphic novel shoved in his face quite often

18. What would a typical day-dream of theirs be about? i’m sure a lot of them would be about if their little group still lived where they used to, or if he and jael hadn’t left alex. just a lot of what ifs he thinks about

19. How does your character act when they get sick? he honestly gets way crankier than he usually is and just hibernates away from everyone else for the day/however long he’s sick

20. Is your character flexible? i’ve always headcanoned that he’s quite flexible. he’s very lanky/long limbed and i’ve imagined that he and orion would do yoga so i’m sure that’s helped a bunch with that

21. What always pushes your character’s buttons, without fail? other than his brother and his dumb boyfriend lol, just in general stupid comments. like he’s gotten a bit used to the ones about his appearance but they do still get to them. or when jael still treats him like a child, just jael really tbh

22. Pants, shorts, or skirts? (Or nothing at all.) pants first, skirts/dresses more than skirts second, and shorts never. the only time he’d wear shorts is with knee socks to cover up his lanky ass legs

23. How does your character feel about making a scene in public? this also a very big nope for him. he doesn’t like strangers’ attention on him in public so he tries his hardest not to be around public scenes or trying to be quiet about certain things

24. Is your character easily scared? not really? he’s a bit jumpy, but thunderstorms/certain loud noises are the only things he’s really scared of off the top of my head

25. Do you feel that you as person could be close with this character? Elaborate. absolutely. i’ve unknowingly thrown a lot of me/my personal life into jey so i’m very close with him anyways, but yeah he’s one of the few that i’d actually make real and want to be around ~

jael

1. Has your character ever done anything illegal? welp he’s broken out of a mental ward with his brother’s help, has stolen things before, including a car, aaaaaand has committed murder a few times so yeah

2. Favorite mode of transportation! definitely car. driving’s become one of his favorite things so he’ll take a car/vehicle over any other mode, besides walking as that’s a way for him to destress

3. Are they a good cook? noooooooo. he could survive, but it wouldn’t taste very good lol

4. Is physical health a major concern for them? not really? he has gripes about his body, mostly chubby areas and his “boobs”but there isn’t any real concerns for him

5. Would they last a day in the wilderness alone? Elaborate! i want to say yes? i mean the alone part would probably be the worst for him as he’s very social and doesn’t do too well with loneliness but i have faith he could make it

6. Are they good with kids? Do they like kids? (This can apply to child characters, too!) oh yeah, he loves kids. he’s been around kids most of his life so he has really good experience with them and taking care of them and such. he’s wanted to be a dad for a long time so he’s more than happy to be around them ~

7. Is your character good at hiding their emotions? eh? kinda not really? he tries and can for a bit but usually he ends up being an emotional mess over whatever

8. Can your character keep a secret? kind of? it really depends on the situation but he can keep a secret if it’s a really important thing

9. Rate their verbal communication skills on a scale of one to ten, one being the worst and ten being the best. either a seven or an eight. he’s a pretty good talker but there’s always the chance where he has an awkward moment or doesn’t really know where to with a conversation

10. Does silence bother your character? If so, what would they do about it? oh yeah, which is why he talks so much lol

11. How do they feel about spiders? i’m not really sure if he has any feelings on them? they’re just kind of there and if they’re in the way then squish

12. Is your character prone to picking fights or non-confrontational? a bit of both really. he has his moments of picking fights, but he leans more towards being non-confrontational

13. Which is worse for your character: intense heat or freezing temperatures? probably more heat. he’s not one for taking his shirt off much anymore and he barely owns tank tops so he just suffers and bitches with the heat where the cold is much more bearable for him

14. Does your character prefer home remedies or over-the-counter medicine? i don’t trust him with home remedies so over the counter definitely

15. Is your character politically-charged? i think it confuses him more than anything so he just sticks away from politic related things

16. Is your character artistic in any way? nooooooooo, he didn’t get any creative genes tbh lol

17. Can your character read? Do they like to? he can, though he doesn’t do it very often. just kind of here and there if there’s a book he’s interested in or a magazine/paper around

18. What would a typical day-dream of theirs be about? i’m not sure?? i haven’t really thought about him day dreaming very often, though i’m sure if he did it would just be like goals he’d like to achieve in his life, or things he wish would happen

19. How does your character act when they get sick? he’s a big baby when he’s sick honestly lol, just milks every little thing to make it the worst it could possibly sound

20. Is your character flexible? oh no, he’s not at all lol, it’s amusing to watch him try but it always ends in failure

21. What always pushes your character’s buttons, without fail? offhanded comments, when people/jey don’t listen/take him seriously, things like that

22. Pants, shorts, or skirts? (Or nothing at all.) pants definitely, shorts very rarely

23. How does your character feel about making a scene in public? i mean if push comes to shove he’ll make a scene if needed. there’s regret afterward but he’ll still do it

24. Is your character easily scared? not really? if he’s not paying attention he can get jumpy but that’s about it really

25. Do you feel that you as person could be close with this character? Elaborate. possibly? i mean i’ve shoved a lot of me into jael as well so i’m sure we could be close. his personality might be a bit much for me, but i’m sure we’d be friends at least

thank you so much for asking!!oc headcanon questions

#oc: jey #oc: jael

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