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the-brave-new-world-project · 2 years

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Luminaria Unduli: I expect you have a similar name for me, and my padawan?

Destiny: Green Machine and the Lean Bean.

*Utter confusion*

Destiny: Or detached parent and emotional damage.

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tattycoram · 1 month

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Hunter: Tech, hack into their cameras Tech: Oh sure, let me just load my 'tap into every security camera in the city' app Tech: *taps the screen* Tech: I'm sorry if that sounded like sarcasm. It wasn't, I am in

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gamelpar · 1 month

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Hunter: You've made a big mistake kidnapping us together

Tech: Very true

Separatist: Oh yeah? And why is that?

Wrecker: Together we're stronger and—

Crosshair: We're annoying as fuck

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bbygirl-obi · 8 months

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obi-wan, screaming at anakin mid battle: ibic cuyir an jorcu be gar!! anakin, sighing: yeah i know cody: when did you learn mando'a????? anakin: i didn't. i just know the phrase "this is all your fault" in every language obi-wan speaks.

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mearchy · 3 months

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Aayla: I'm so happy, I could kiss you!

Bly: Um...Neat.

*later*

Bly, lying face down on his bed: I said "Neat", Cody. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm kriffing stupid.

Cody, reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, Bly. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Obi-Wan confessed his love for me?

Bly: Didn't you thank him?

Cody: *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked him.

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is-there-an-echo-in-here · 1 year

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your-local-jedi-commander · 1 month

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Echo: I think I’m coming down with something. I’ve been so nauseous lately

Fives, seriously: maybe you’re pregnant

Echo: …

Fives: …

Echo: I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot. You, for suggesting that or me because I almost had a panic attack

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bibannana · 27 days

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Rex *finishing a briefing with the 212th*: See you out there boys. *makes finger guns and winks before walking off*

Obi-wan *blinks*: What?

Cody *absolutely disgusted*: Why?

Fives *wheezing*: He did it! He actually did it!

Echo *being held up by Waxer and Boil*: Mission successful!!

Ahsoka *grins and high fives them both*: We've been teaching Rex some modern slang.

Obi-wan *slowly blinks*: I can see that.

Anakin *enters*: Greetings my fellow friends!

Cody *shaking his head*: Force, they got Skywalker too.

Fives *grins*: Nah, he's always been like that.

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kara-ct · 1 month

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Obi-Wan: So... Cody and I are very close.

Cody: Very, very close.

Anakin: Well, I know. You are very good friends.

Cody: We're not friends.

Anakin : What???

Obi-Wan: Cody! Of course we're friends! It's just that there's something else as well.

Anakin: What else do you do?

Obi-Wan : I don't know how to explain this to you...

Cody : Your master and I sleep together.

Obi-Wan : Cody!

Anakin : That's all? I thought you wanted to tell me something important.

Obi-Wan: I thought you'd react differently.

Cody : Me too.

Anakin : Why? Rex and I do that too.

Obi-Wan : What?

Cody : What?!

Anakin: Fives and Echo joined us last time. It's happened before that Jesse and Hardcase come too.

Cody : WHAT?!

Anakin : It's rare, but Kix also comes to join us sometimes.

Obi-Wan : Oh my god! Anakin! I didn't raise you like that!

Cody : I'm going to be sick...

*2 hours later*

Anakin: I don't understand their reaction, Rex! We didn't do anything wrong!

Rex: I don't know, sir. Maybe sleeping in the same tent as his general is forbidden.

Anakin : What? Even when it's very cold? That's ridiculous! Sharing a tent is the best idea to avoid freezing to death!

Rex : I know, sir. Their reactions are strange.

Kix : Maybe it's because General Kenobi and Commander Cody weren't talking about sharing a tent?

Anakin : What were they talking about then?

Kix :

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themistymountainscold · 9 months

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finally made another

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the-brave-new-world-project · 2 years

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Obi Wan Kenobi: Yes, and what about the rest of us?

Destiny: You *really* wanna know?

*Obi Wan can't imagine why he wouldn't*

*Sass increases*

Obi Wan Kenobi: Please, do enlighten us.

Destiny: You have several.

*Brief pause, for tension*

Destiny: The Negotiator

*In the same French accent*

Destiny: Le Flirt

*Normally*

Destiny: The Dutchess New Grove.

*Council, shook*

Destiny: Hoe-bi Wan

*Council, in utter shock*

Destiny: I have more

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tattycoram · 1 month

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Rex: Today I realised I'm old Cody: What happened? Rex: I fell in the mess hall and instead of laughing, Fives came running to see if I was ok Cody: Rex: I saw fear in his eyes

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gamelpar · 14 days

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Cody: [bursts through the door with a water gun pointed at Rex] PICK ONE TO KEEP

Rex, panicking: ECHO

Cody: now you know who he loves most

Fives:

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bbygirl-obi · 11 months

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obi-wan: cody, do you think i can be difficult to work with? cody: there is no other jedi i would rather serve under, sir. obi-wan: you're speaking to the negotiator, cody. i know how to spot when someone's dodging a question. cody: you're my superior officer, sir. obi-wan: alright then. everything you say in the next thirty seconds is free, starting now. cody, immediately: you're cocky, pushy, reckless, flirty at the most inappropriate times, value vanity more than wearing armor in a war zone, have daddy issues so massive everyone can see it from clicks away- obi-wan: but- cody: i have 22.5 seconds left, sir. i'm not done.

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sun-roach · 11 months

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Obi-Wan: *watches the snowball fight between the 212th and the 501st.*

Cody: Don’t you want to join?

Obi-Wan: Oh no, no, my dear. That wouldn’t be really fair

Cody: *raises a brow * how come?

Obi-Wan: You and me against the 501st? They got no chance.

Cody: *laughs* That might be right, general

Obi-Wan: *smiles. * I sense a 'but'?

Cody: but… it would be more fun with- *he quickly turns around and spin kicks Rex (as soft as possible), who wanted to hit him with a giant pile of snow*

Rex: Argh, Codyyyy *fakes his pain *

Anakin: Captain down!

Ahsoka: Get them!

Cody: … So… you and me? *looks at Obi-Wan with a sighing smile*

Obi-Wan: *chuckles and prepares them some snowballs * Always

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totally-correct-star-wars · 2 months

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Thorn: The Senate Guard has a plan. Fox: The Senate Guard has the collective intelligence of a pineapple.

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