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#tdp incorrect quotes
ruthari-preacher · 4 months
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Rayla: Wow. I keep stepping on a lot of crunchy twigs.  Runaan: Those are bones, Rayla.  Rayla: *looks straight up* Not if I never look down.
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thorne-antics · 5 months
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Rayllum incorrect quotes that are actually very correct part 6
Callum, sweating: Rayla, there’s something I need to ask you-
Rayla: Finally! You’re proposing!
Callum: How’d you know?
Rayla: Callum, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.
Rayla: I even picked it up once.
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apogean-tides · 10 months
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Rayla: I'm having problems with a boy Runaan: Like "I don't know the correct formula to dissolve his body" problems or "I like him" problems? Rayla: "I like him" problems Runaan: Too bad, I could have helped with the other one
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rianekochou · 3 months
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Soren: I am an expert at identifying birds.
Corvus: Okay, what about those ones flying over there?
Soren: Yeah, they're all birds.
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ask-ethari-anything · 5 months
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*At the police station* Ethari: I’m here for my husband. Desk sergeant: Who’s your husband? Ethari: You must be new here.
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yourhighness6 · 5 months
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rayla, staring out of a window:
callum, internally: she's so beautiful and thoughtful. I wonder what brilliant ideas she's pondering today
rayla, internally: wens-day?... whens-day?... weds-ne-day??...
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a-certain-elf · 2 months
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Amaya: "If I had a crossbow with 2 bolts and I was in a room with Aaravos, Viren and Karim I´d shoot Karim twice"
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skywing-human · 1 year
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Rayla: I’ve caught this stupid disease because of Callum.
Ezran: For the last time Rayla, feelings are not an illness.
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tdp-inaccurate-quotes · 9 months
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Rayla, after cutting Claudia’s leg off: Oh by the way, Soren says hi.
Claudia: WTF 🤬
Rayla: Bye ✌️
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m4rs-ex3 · 9 months
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callum: GUESS who opeli got arrested while you were gone >:|
ezran: i left you for two weeks and you got arrested??!!??! how did you even do that ??!?
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magicandmundane · 1 year
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Ezran: Stressed. 
Rayla: Depressed. 
Callum: Possessed. 
Claudia: Obsessed. 
Terry: Impressed. 
Soren: Chicken breast. 
Everyone: ...What? 
Soren: I just wanted to join in.
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ruthari-preacher · 27 days
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*after discussing a plan*  Rayla: Does anyone have any questions?  Callum: Is this legal?  Rayla: Does anyone have any relevant questions?
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thorne-antics · 6 months
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I have a headcanon that Rayla doesn't like wearing dresses, but not because she doesn't like how they look on her. She refuses to wear dresses because it'll be a hindrance in the event that there's an ambush at a formal gathering.
So I imagine when Callum and Rayla are getting ready for Janai and Amaya's wedding, it goes something like this.
Rayla: are you crazy? I'm not wearing a dress.
Callum: I'm sure it will look lovely on you, but if you'd rather wear pants and a button up--
Rayla: what? It's not about whether it looks nice on me, the problem is I'll be tripping over myself in a long dress like that if we get attacked.
Callum: why would we get attacked at a wedding?
Rayla: first of all, Claudia is still out there somewhere.
Callum: Rayla, it's okay. We're safe here.
Rayla: second of all, humans throw flowers at each other at weddings.
Callum: I don't think you know what the purpose of the bouquet toss is.
Rayla: see, there's even a name for your vicious battle tactic.
Callum: Rayla, no.
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apogean-tides · 7 months
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Rayla, coming in late for her training session: Sorry I'm late Runaan, I was doing stuff. Callum, stumbling out from behind a tree dishevelled and scowling: Don't objectify me.
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madou-dilou · 6 months
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viren season 1 vs Viren s5
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Callum: *smiles*
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Rayla: "Where do you get that adorable smile of yours...?"
Also a certain adorable aunt of his:
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