Jesse: Punch me in the face
Falls: punch you? *raises a eyebrow *
Jesse: Yes. Punch me. In the face. Didn't I make myself clear?
Falls:I always hear "punch me in the face" when you're speaking, but it's usually subtext
Jesse:Oh, for- *punches Falls in the jaw*
Falls:*growls, popping his jaw back into place, punches Jesse before lunging at him putting him in a headlock
Jesse: *yells, trying to break out of it* ok! Thank you!! You can stop now!!
Falls:rember Jesse, I'm just as much as a soldier as you!
Jesse:You're a medic!
Fall: And you caught me on a bad day!!!
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❝ welcome to the starlight atelier ! ❞
requests are closed !
please do not repost my flags to pinterest, thank you.
hello ! 💧the starlight atelier is a workshop specialized in making beautiful dresses made from the stars ! run by an angelic rabbit. the starlit angel goes by stella, and uses any pronouns.
always open to ; coining xenogenders, id packs, npt checks/validations
tentative ; layouts, gender searching
more info ;
✧ i sometimes speaks in third person & use titles
✧ the only blacklist i have are games made by mihoyo & south park. feel free to rq everything else!
✧ medias i like ; enstars, revue starlight, prsk girls, ever after high, hirogaru sky precure
✧ requests including these ↑ will most likely be done faster, since stella has more knowledge of them!
✧ the somnolent flower doesn't plan on posting often, just when bun feels like it, so please be patient with creme 💧
✧ no set dni
tag directory ;
🎀 — this dress was made under the starlight ! ♡ = xenogender coining
🍰 — tea time ! ♡ = asks
💫 — what constellation are you born from ? ♡ = id packs
🐇 — hopping around ♡ = just me talking
✨️ — starlight gathering ♡ = layouts
🌷 — a blessing from the stars ! ♡ = NPT validations
🍓 — tailoring a starlit dress just for (insert name here) ♡ = anons/friends
🍨 — which stardust would you like ? ♡ = requests
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32, 34,36, 45?<33
32. do you write better with a pen or a pencil
I write almost entirely in cursive, so I am definitely best with a sharp mechanical pencil. I’m awful any thicker ballpoint pens, but I do well with my glass dip pens when writing letters.
34. when you hear “ peace ” what do you think of.
Golden hour, warm wooden floors, sun streaming through trees, babbling creeks, quiet love, unity, contentment, safety, hope for the future, and what the world should strive for.
36. how many alarms do you have set?
Depends on the day, I don’t keep any constantly. I’ve usually got a morning one, for anything between 4:00 and 8:30 am, and I use some random ones to remind myself of anything really important.
45. favorite tea?
As a tea enthusiast, it’s hard to pick one, but I usually lean towards black tea, and you can’t go wrong with a good earl gray, or lady gray. I’ve got three mixes from an afternoon tea place in the cities, that are just divine, even if I don’t remember what’s in them.
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Danny is a house husband.
That's it, that's all it is.
As the years went on. Danny retired from being a superhero. There was no need for Phantom when the GIW were dealt with and all the ghosts were under control.
Now what's left for him to do but to just sit back, relax, and finally be able to live his life.
Sam and Tucker on the other hand....
Well, they had plenty of pent up rage, wits, and chaos inside their mind to become villains.
But they had one rule.
Never bring work home and to never involve Danny in any of their supervillain business.
Okay that's technically two rules, but they're kind of synonymous especially since Danny has been taking care of their house while also entertaining himself with trying new hobbies.
Tucker and Sam both make sure that they never bring any of their villainy home to Danny, because all they want is for Danny to enjoy his happy hero retirement.
And Danny in turn, doesn't bat an eye when watching the news and seeing that there were magical plants that were attacking sites that oil companies were digging or that somehow Lex Luthor had lost five hundred million dollars and had somehow leaked records showing he was building weapons of mass destruction.
He also doesn't bat an eye when he sees that Tucker had brought home a telescope that definitely looks like it came from some fancy lab because hey, Tucker was making him an observatory so he can look at the stars and planets. While also how they were able to make a great gaming pc with computer parts that are definitely not sold in stores, because hey at least the newest update of Doomed wasn't lagging.
Or that Sam comes home with various plants and animals that are definitely not from planet earth, but hey the three headed wolf-lizard-eagle- hybrid thing (that Danny has affectionately named Fluffy) is pretty great at keeping the pests away from his vegetable garden and likes to eat any of Danny's new food creations and is a great playmate for Cujo.
So you can imagine how the Justice League thinks when dealing with the pair of new villains: Upload (Tucker) and Sam (I could not think of a villain name that would suit her, so it's up to you what you think her villain name would be)
And how they were currently wreaking havoc in the city either by cyber warfare with robots or by magic plant monster or a Frankenstein of both approaches. The heroes had all evacuated the civilians from the battle zone and are currently fighting a losing battle. When they've been effectively captured and restrained by the two. Right before the villains could go into a monologue, they hear a person clearing their throat.
Everybody looks to see a 25 year old man wearing a sweater vest (he made it himself, thank you very much) currently holding onto the leash of a giant glowing green dog and some kind of giant animal hybrid. The man's arms were crossed and was currently not sporting a very happy look on his face.
Tucker and Sam (looking at Danny with hesitant smiles): Hi honey.
Danny (frowning): you missed our anniversary dinner.
Tucker and Sam both pale as they quickly realized what the date and time was.
The league all watch as Sam and Tucker immediately start apologizing to the man that just walked into a battle zone.
Danny (still frowning): Hmph! I guess since you two didn't want dinner you can go back to your little fight. Don't expect me to make you any lunches for the next month, and since you two are having so much fun here, you'll be sleeping by yourselves for the next couple weeks.
The league all watch as they were let go as Sam and Tucker yell as they run after Danny yelling apologies as he was walking away from them.
This is not the last they see of Danny.
When Danny is displeased with either of his partners, he'll invite a hero over to have lunch of afternoon tea.
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