#teabagger

[pennsyltuckyheathen]

(via Rep. Chip Roy's Question For Republican Colleagues Backfires | HuffPost Latest News)

MAGA Republicans and the Sedition Caucus (aka Freedom Caucus and former tea baggers) unintentionally reveal their lack of focus on legislation or any other activities their constituents expect from a representative government.  

Their agenda is to follow Trump’s orders without question in his pathetic attempts to distract from his fraudulent business activities, criminal conduct and the fact that he’s a fake billionaire.  

#SeditionCaucus #TeaBaggers #FreedomCaucus #RightWingWhackJobs #MAGARepublicans #MAGATraitors #HuffPost #TraitorTrump #TrumpCrimeSpree #FakeBillionaireTrump

[jtem]

Let’s make Puberty Blocking Meds mandatory!

Now despite the psychotic episodes of the lunatic Reich wing, Roe v Wade never claimed that abortion was a right. It never said that abortion was a protected right.

The Reich wing can’t admit this, the written decisions spells this out but, the “Right” that Roe v Wade recognized was privacy.

Not making this up, read the decision for yourself. And if you’re not a psycho who needs to avoid reality you will see, quite plainly, that the “Right” that the Supreme Court Applied to abortion was privacy.

The human body was private -- note the past tense:  “Was” -- and that is why legislatures couldn’t seize legal control over it.

But that’s all gone now, the ReichTards aborted it, so let’s mandate Puberty Blocking Meds for every child under the age of 16.

ENORMOUS BENEFITS!

In one fell swoop we just eliminated teen pregnancies in all cases under 16 years of age. No girls will be getting pregnant, no boys will be impregnating anyone...

Secondly, the later children begin puberty, the taller they’ll end up.

Weird fact but the puberty boost is pretty much the same whether it starts at 16 or 12. AND, children do grow before puberty, just nowhere near as fast or as much. So they’ll all continue to grow until they’re 16, hit puberty and get the “Boost” on top of whatever extra grown they had up until 16.

FINALLY, and probably the biggest benefit:  The older and more mature kids are when the hormone monster arrives, the better equipped they’ll be to handle it. It won’t eliminate the roller coaster but it will moderate it a little...

And we can do this now -- mandate things like Puberty Blocking Meds -- because the lunatic Reich wingers just aborted the right to privacy of their and their children’s bodies.

#Supreme Court #Be careful what you wish for #Because you just got it #Let the games begin #Conservatives #right wing #teabaggers #text post #txt post #Puberty blocking meds

[maykitz]

the freshly brewed cup of tea fandom is dying reblog if you're a true teabagger

[hero-israel]

I know you don’t like being sent stuff but this really annoyed me and I would like to rant a little. I already replied myself on Twitter but these ppl are literally just insane. Learning Yiddish as ‘anti colonial praxis’ and saying Zionism is antisemitic and attempted to wipe out Yiddish culture as if 1) some of the most dedicated Zionist’s were Yiddish speakers and Ashkenazi and 2) Yiddish was largely preserved thanks to the work of zionists and 3) was largely decreased in usage because of genocide and newer generations learning Hebrew in Israel as a national language/main language of communication and only using Yiddish around their communities, slowly diminishing its use. Unless I’m missing something there was no campaign of exterminating the Yiddish language or culture by Zionists at all.

https://x.com/moontwerk/status/1731673865112133883?s=46&t=EG0815iq-Yl0MxWghs-F_Q

What a pathetic account.

Someone rejecting mainstream Jewish culture and Jewish self-defense, today, because of some pre-Boomer shit from the 1930s? Pathetic. People need to get over shit like that. It is true that the Yishuv and early Israel did discourage or suppress Yiddish media, but that all ended before "Moontwerk"'s parents were born. It was temporary and reversible, and wound up very much reversed. Anyone who wants to address those who made PERMANENT AND IRREVERSIBLE removal of Yiddish culture needs to have the courage to confront goyim, and it is clear that account has none.

Viewing greater engagement with some form of Judaism only as spite against other Jews is also pathetic. The whitewashing of how all the first Zionists spoke Yiddish as their mother tongue, Ben-Gurion very much included, that's pathetic too. And the assertion that Hebrew in Israel is "a colonial language," while Yiddish in Europe is not, is beyond the threshold of stupidity that could ever be worth addressing. "Yiddish in Europe is anti-colonialist" is the Gen Z mutant of the old teabagger war cry "Keep the government out of my Medicare!". We can laugh at them, but it is never worthwhile to explain why, they will never get it.

The most pathetic thing of all is that "Moontwerk"'s performative contempt for normal Jews and Judaism is so transparently a desperate survival ploy, the obscene mirror image of how some German Jews thought they could win their safety through performative ultranationalist loyalty and support for Hitler.

As the insane tankie-left sharpens its fangs, there are those Jews who loudly proclaim they are fine with it as long as it doesn't come after them.

It will work until it doesn't.

#leftist antisemitism #judaism #yiddish #israel #jumblr

[loganscyangutspill]

What a funny thing that the moment the flashlights were back in game, I got a whole bunch of lobby's full of survivors carrying them. And God when I say they were all annoying fucks I mean it.

Like I'm really a soft type of killer and I'm always ready to turn friendly at the first sight of head nodds or pets or some silly moves but If you fucking teabagg me at pallets and click your fucking flashlights YOU ARE GETTING YOUR ASS HOOKED.

I don't mind flashlight or flashbang saves, like thats part of the game and the whole purpose of those items and executing them at a right moment is requiring quite a skill.

A lot of times the flashing ones are also quite good at looping and and occupying the killer for a long time. They do well especially when I play Michael since he isn't the fastest and I often play scratch mirror so he is even slower then. That makes it hard to catch up to them or outrun them in loops. And I can apriciate a good looper as I'm shitty one myself but when you taunt me over vaults and pallets? That's a death wish.

And their arrogance is often their demise and when you get three or four survivors that have builds mainly for looping... their asses are screwed anyway because they are much more occupied chasing ME around for those sweet blinds and saves or getting their asses up my nose as I carry someone to care about actually getting out of the trial. And despite their rude taunting they get their stupid asses fucked in such a idiotic ways that I can't sometimes even fathom.

Like running straight at me out of nowhere, getting themselves under the hook or just straight up getting down one after another because all three of them can't leave the god damned hook alone for five seconds until I leave. And their fucking clicking to get my attention when I chase someone else is getting on my nerves.

The ultimate vibe check is when I stand still and if the survivor just keeps blinding me for no reason. I will wait until they use their whole flashlight. They can get their blind points and shit. But they better know they are first on the list to get hooked.

And so they can click at me, teabagg me but I still get to farm my chase points (I don't fucking camp people) and when their sorry asses die with around 16k bloodpoints, I get away with 35+ for all the chasing I did.

And so. At the end of the day. There won't be anymore problems like that because they are all the reason Lightborn is back in my build. 😌

#sorry for ranting #Like fr I'm a softie and ready to give all four people a pass but like dude don't be mean #And it suckes because I have a shitty match and then I'm in a bad mood for the next one and I feel a need to lash out on the next survivors #but I'm like nah they don't deserve that #BUT THEN THEY ARE ALSO A BUNCH OF MEAN SHITS #dbd #dead by daylight #dbd rant

[oryx-the-nightmare-daddy]

fighting sexism in gaming by making sure everyone hears me say "Or her!!!!" when someone in the discord call refers to the dipshit teabagger on the enemy team as he/him

#Destiny 2 #Overwatch #apex legends #??? #gaming

[blaiddfailcam]

An invader showed up for the rare instance I feel like being a host, and after giving them the smackdown, I realized I'd encountered them several times months ago while cooperating. They're your typical tryhard teabagger, but this was the first time I was their target. They've always been pretty skilled... but... big sord go whoosh

I hope they recognized me lol

#pvp #once again basic maneuvers like heavy attacks coming in clutch

[silly-gloomurai]

Your thoughts on teabaggers?

...

i dont think you want the answer to that.

#gloomurai answers #twst idia #twst #twst rp

[subterra-rose]

They call me the teabagger on account of all the tea bags I reuse

***DISCLAIMER*** TEABAG IN THIS SITUATION IS MEANT TO REFER TO THE BAGS OF TEA YOU PUT IN HOT WATER IN ORDER TO ENJOY A NICE DRINK, AND NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THE ACTION OF PUTTING YOUR TESTICLES ON SOMEONE’S FACE. BY READING THIS, I AM ABSOLVED OF ALL LIABILITY FOR CONFUSION

#texting my patience #having a day lol

[spector]

i would not be hating on my wife if she brought me delicious GamingSlop™ to my gaming room EVEN mid-stream i would tell my wife "my wife you are so beautiful and this GamingSlop™ will nourish my body and my soul as i teabagg some newbs thank you my wife" and then id kiss her cheek and the chat would perform poggers

[doctorguilty]

@babylonbirdmeat you're not the first person to tell me something along these lines of like, being not cut out for online multi-player games but enjoying the game vicariously through me which makes me happy because sometimes I'm like man I feel bad when I ramble about something few ppl here play but, I'm glad to be entertaining, bringing back all the tales ... reporting on the latest things.... braving the teabaggers

#reply

[turbro]

Oh it feels good to let the EGC take a clicky clicky teabagger

Close hatch, down 'em, and just wait

#dead by daylight #it was a feng because of course it was #left her to think about what she did lmao #nobody cares turbo

[jtem]

The Reich Wing has gone mad

So these screeching Gwobull Warbling fools were going hysterical (as usual), this time over a story about how the top 28 oil & gas execs (combined) were earning just under $400 million. The story the screechers were citing called this “Huge.” But, Elon Musk “unlocked” a cool $23 billion in stock options just this month alone!  Tesla has existed for 19 years so that works out to a little over $1.2 billion per year, or more than 3x as much money as the top 28 oil & gas CEOs combined.

A lot of money, that.

So I took to Facebook, where the human brain goes to die, and tried to share this on the timeline of a left winger I know... far left... left of socialist... I tried to leave it on this self described Communist’s timeline and... failure.

Facebook gave me an error message, told me they were working to correct it.

So I thought that maybe I had pissed off this leftist (very far leftist, left of socialism) and I tried to post it to my own timeline.

Error. Facebook said they were working to fix it.

Then I closed facebook and opened facebook and tried again.

No luck.

Then I closed my browser, opened my browser and tried again.

No luck.

So then I dropped the story, the URL, and tried a simple text post:

“Apparently the billionaire who owns Facebook doesn't like it when you say truthful things about the billionaire who just bought Twitter.”

No luck. Same error message.

So then I started over with yet another simple text message:  ‘sup?

That worked. No problem.

And what I mean by all this is that if you think Elon Musk gives a fat flying shit about your “Free Speech” or your “Rights” or you at all, you are intellectually disabled. You probably shouldn’t be allowed near stoves or sharp objects. It would even be a bad idea to allow you to go unsupervised, your cognitive abilities being that questionable...

Of course I mean this is the nicest, sweetest & most caring way -- call it “Tough Love” -- but Elon Musk is poison. He is one of the greediest, most selfish, most evil men in America and he’s not even an America. He just soaks up the welfare checks. That’s all this country means to him... $1.3 billion in taxpayer funded welfare just for his new battery plant alone!

But, hey, why should he risk his own money? If he wins he collects many billions more, if he loses you can fund his next investment scheme...

@deadbilly

@whostolemymonkey

thomaspaineslessarticulatecousin

#Above the law #Welfare #Wealthfare recipient #Tesla #Twitter #free speech #you lost that years ago #And no billionaire is giving it back #Conservatives #right wing #teabaggers #Trump

[studiousbotanist]

had a fun piggy match they played really well adn i got some funny stealth plays off, the two boneheads of the match left me on first hook and were teabagging hardcore right at exit gate ... then left . the haddie saved me but i had my hat on LOLL so i died trying to remove it/get her off hook . pig was very nice in egc though and i apologized on behalf of the teabaggers & they were like . they didtn even try to save you n i was like well thats solo q ! had fun chases though....

#ive known abt the killer since birth #i could see them bouncing up and down adn was like . oh no . #the weenie squad is sounding off their trumpets

[salithemage]

#polls

[discardpile]

What comes out of your mouth when your verbal dhiarreah starts in asshole trainset boy playing in traffic, nigger?

Apologies, or are you talking shit and trying to master trick shots in traffic from an overhead view camera nigger?

12:47am

Trying to watch "your" sea monkeys grow in your aquarium while you burn them nigger?

There isn't anything that you haven't teabaggged, nigger. I'd avoid getting married just to protect my spouse and inlaw's family from the sanctity being desecrated by your faggot tantrum throwing nigger ass. Make everything sacred worthless by your touch, then turn everything in the color palate to shit and start flinging mud you fatfuck hippopotamus egyptian river-pig nigger.

Why would anybody bother trying or putting their heart and feelings into anything when the person knows their creation is just going to be stepped on and disrespected and desecrated by some faggot who did none of the work pouring their heart out and putting their soul into anything, "WHILE" trying to stake a claim of glory for themselves nigger.

How hard would you try when creating something hoping to be praised or loved, knowing that it's only going to be sacrificed to the fucking devil because some faggot wants to make money off of my selfless creations and generosity and thoughtfulness, meant for the privacy of friendships and intimacy between them, as if that needs to be explained first before you can know how you're supposed to behave, nigger my blood sweat and tears while leaving me at the bottom to stay poor and disrespected while you get rich and famous and mock my downfall by your faggot jerkoff hand, nigger.

Are you telling me that my ex roomate appealed to a court to keep me in your nigger status until they can have what I have nigger?

Seriously what do you honestly think the climax of victory is going to be if all I have to do Is knock you the fuck down from the pedestal you put yourself on, and the high place you elevated yourself to, nigger.

I've gotten rid of you before nigger. You're a fucking disease and diseases take time to be "mercifully" destroyed and removed from the body and the immune system.

What else have you done with your life nigger "daddy", besides having a father-in-law that pays your way in power and luxury to be a glorified babysitter hovering over me and waiting for the opportunity to throw my words and my deeds back in my face whenever you think a guilt trip is going to manipulate what you want out of me nigger.

Maybe your life would have been better or maybe you would not still be a "slave to the system" if you had stopped lying to me to save your own face, and dangling a carrot of false pretenses and aspiring drug bust setups nigger. How many of you answer to a master that keeps themselves hidden from me nigger? Do I know them? How old was I when we first met? Are they related to me nigger? Is it the word setup or set that gets your rocks off nigger?

All you care about is preserving "your" throne and abuse of power through electricity, nigger.

I didn't ask you for consolation river-pig. I told you to get out of my life.