#teach me how to teach

[darthsuki]

#spongebob #meme #tumblr live #how many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man #pls....free me....

[langernameohnebedeutung]

ngl, I'm beginning to take issue with how in conversations about anti-intellectualism almost automatically, the face of girls and women will be slapped on the problem.

#'all those tiktok girls who only like marvel films and' - why do you always say girls and women? are the guys filling opera halls instead? #'women in their mid 20s who still only read YA novels' okay sure that's an example and relevant discussions can be had #but it reminds me of the mocking tone in which people speak of 'chick-lit' to use women's interest as an indicator of lower value #while in fact women are reading more than men in EVERY single genre of fiction. Women are doing a lot of (often unpaid) labour #supporting libaries supporting theatres supporting cultural events #meanwhile there is a pretty big overlap between toxic masculinity and anti-intellectualism #(especially misogyny and homophobia) #especially when it comes to things like ballet or opera or musical or generally dance #in fact it is often the female investment in specific things that makes them less 'valuable' in general consciousness #for thousands of years the theatre was well-respected and a high form of art - and now it's a 'wife-thing' #the father who will teach his son that theatre and dance are for girls - how is that never an example for anti-intellectualism

[merverse]

of course stede is getting high on the attention he's receiving he was an outcast all his life and his dream of becoming a pirate was always taken as a joke so him getting praised over blackbeard? his crew cheering him on before killing ned? getting fans among the very people who used to make fun of him? i fucking hate it here but ugh love it when characters are consistent and well written like fuck yes gimme flawed and stupid decisions that are made according to their backstories and personalities

#dont get me started on ed leaving and wanting to be a fisherman and how is also such an obvious thing for him to do #after talking to fang and having that connection #i hate it here #our flag means death #ofmd #ofms s2 #ofmd spoilers #our flag means gay #stede bonnet #edward teach #blackbeard #mer talks

[puppyeared]

littlest furth shop

@laikascomet

#i think i had a little too much fun with this lol #i also wanted to draw road boy and other characters but maybe when they actually get introduced #i do have a sketch of him with a lil chainsaw.. im not gonna be normal when he gets introduced man he looks so sillygoofy #if you squint laika's eye marking is a clover yue's is a crescent moon and mars' is a star ^_^ #i wanted to give laika an accessory too but i couldnt think of anything.. maybe a stack of pancakes?? #im curious to see the apocalypse side of the story too.. like so far we have an idea of the comet fucking everything up #and im assuming that lead to a ripple effect causing the apocalypse but exactly how bad?? i cant wait to find out #rn im kinda piecing stuff together.. larkspur delivers mail in a beat up van so that might mean all transportation is grounded #the buildings we've seen so far are intact like the observatory and turnip's house but idk if thats the same for big cities #laikas playlist only includes songs downloaded on yue's computer and there hasnt been internet in 20 years.. but radio signals might #still work.. if yue grows his own food we can assume that mass production and distribution also isnt a thing anymore #sorry im a sucker for worldbuilding.. and the furth puns are fun to me. i like to think toronto would be clawronto.. and vancouver wld #be nyancouver.. barktic circle.. mewfoundland and labrador.. canyada.... #christ i have so many drawing ideas. willow if youre reading this im so sorry youre probably gonna expect to see a lot of drawings frm me #like. i wanna draw laika in the akira bike pose so sosososo bad. IT WOULD BE SO AWESOMECOOL. ill teach myself to draw bikes if i have to #i also wanted to animate laika leekspin.. man #my art #myart #fanart #laika's comet #laikas comet #laika #mars #yue #furry art #fur #littlest pet shop #lps

[pineappical]

I object.

#our flag means death #ofmd #ofmd s2 #stede bonnet #blackbeard #ed teach #OUHH i dont like how this came out AT ALL but *keels over and explodes* #pn.art #AHHHH AAAAHHHH i just wanted to draw something because that teaser drove me INSANEEEEE #MAN!!! what the hell ever just take this HAJGKJVHAGDHJF

[arunneronthird]

true friends don't judge each other yadda yadda

#they would teach each other how to judge other people #''not that firebending stance'' ''specially not with those shoes'' #sokkas outfit makes me genuinely happy now that ive drawn it actually fashion icon #sokka #zuko #zukka #atla #the last airbender #my art #still no clue what tags to use

[reunitedinterlude]

phil & linguistics (1, 2, 3, 4)

#the way this took me like. 2 hours #me trying so hard to find that 3rd liveshow like the person who uploaded it is a lifesaver forrreal #also me having plans to make like two more linguistic lester gifsets like it's just so important to me <33 #dan and phil #amazingphil #phil lester #danandphilgames #dpgdaily #phan #dnp gifs #my gifs #gamingmas #gamingmas2023 #compilation #dnp liveshows #Teaching Dan How To Speak #Linguistics with Lester! #HOW TO GET AN INSTANT SIX PACK with Phil

[seance]

PICTURES TAKEN THREE HOURS BEFORE DISASTER.

#ofmdedit #ourflagmeansdeathedit #ofmd #our flag means death #stede bonnet #edward teach #blackbonnet #gentletbeard #rs: you make me happy #edits #ed is so proud here despite everything i'm-- #he knows how much this means to stede #even if it's the beginning of the end in his head #i wanna scream actually #ofmd spoilers

[brujahinaskirt]

arthur is rude to that one sex worker because the guys are fucking around as they oughtn't be and he actively wants the source of their distraction to go away. that is how he operates through the entire game: deliberate, utilitarian intimidation and strategic unpleasantness to achieve a goal. it is an early game commentary on arthur meant to position him as a big dog that barks. it is not a commentary on his views about women which are clarified many times afterward. you guys realize that right

#arthur morgan #rdr2 #redmeta #this is one of the most wildly misinterpreted but also most obvious scenes where writers are teaching us how arthur moves through the world #i really don't mean to seem short here #i am just exhausted of reddit mentality low literacy “ARTHUR WOULD SHOOT U IN THE FACE FOR FUN HE HATES WOMEN AND SLUTS” takes #my mistake was imagining a world where your average man online could intellectualize about narrative art #unless it is spoonfed to them on a shotty slug that says I'M STRAIGHT BUT I'D LET [MASC CHARACTER] FUCK ME

[nerdpoe]

Jason Todd is stealing the tires off of the Batmobile, when a man walks up on him doing it.

The man stares at him, nods, and just says "I'll keep a look out, man, go go go!"

So Jason does, and he gets all four tires with the man's help.

The man introduces himself as Danny Foley, and asks Jason if he wants to go get some burgers.

Danny, meanwhile, has decided that yes. This is the child he will adopt. He just has to convince the kid of that.

Batman has to call in Alfred to bring around his backup vehicle with spare tires, and little Timmy gets some wonderful shots of Batman having to replace his own tires.

@simplestoryteller

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #story prompt #phanfic #i prefer the eternal trio #sam and tucker are already waiting at Batburger when Danny comes in with a tiny Jason #they take it in stride #all adult minds went to the same result #“we must adopt this chaos child” #the conversation goes like #“stole the tires off the batmobile you say? nice.” #“are u sure that you'll get the proper price amount for them? do you want me to come along to make sure you do?” #“I can teach you how to evade authorities really well. Like REALLY well. wanna learn?” #Also fuckin batman finding out about tim way sooner #because he heard tim giggling #but he decided to let it slide cuz that's just a kid having some fun #he can always get more tires

[soap-ify]

simon would definitely guide you while you are touching yourself. (f!reader)

simon knew how you somewhat sucked at touching yourself, just not the best at figuring out how to relieve that ache between your legs with your fingers. toys seemed complicated too. plus you had simon, right?

but he wanted to see you touch yourself, callused hands pressing soft repeated kisses on your pouty lips after your initial protests.

“i’ll look too dumb, si…”

“no, love. you’re goin’ to look like the prettiest thing ever.”

your right hand was in between your parted legs, your panties already tossed aside. you swallowed nervously, looking at the way simon was seated in front of you on the bed his brown eyes observing you.

“si…” an unintentional whine left your lips, your hand stopping right in front of your puffy folds, feeling as if you had forgotten everything. what were you supposed to do again?

he couldn’t help but chuckle quietly, his lips twitching up a bit as he leaned forward, his warm breath brushing against your neck soothingly. “want me to guide you, love?” he asked, voice all gruff that made your heart melt, earning a desperate nod from you.

“m’kay. first gently touch that pretty clit. nice and slow.” he shifted on the bed and got behind you, pressing his back against the headboard while your back was nicely snuggled into his firm chest, his strong arms wrapping around your neck loosely — his body all big and burly behind you, embracing you and making you feel small in front of him.

your fingers gently begin to gather some slick from your cunt before beginning to lightly touch your clit, feeling it pulsate beneath your fingertips, rubbing it ever so gently. a shudder left you as you leaned backwards into him, spreading your legs a bit wider, your breath hitching.

“doin’ so good f’me. you’re always such a good girl f’me, aren’t you?” he pressed soft kisses on the top of your head, and you could only nod in response, pretty noises leaving your lips.

you gradually begin rubbing your puffy clit with a bit more pressure, your toes curling at the sensitivity, simon’s praises making you feel so lightheaded.

he always knew how to make you more confident in your actions.

“let’s try addin’ in a finger, yeah?” his words slowly coaxed your middle finger to shyly prob your tight entrance, feeling how soaked you already were, pushing your finger in as you clumsily tried to thrust it in and out, mimicing what simon does to you.

it wasn’t helping at all, your one hand was focused on your puffy clit while your other on fucking you with your fingers — the dual tasks making you all the more slower and clumsier, brain feeling too blank.

“c-can’t, si—! m’too tight…” you sniffled, feeling pathetic. you pulled your finger out and just focused on your poor throbbing clit, rubbing it gently.

it was so hard for simon to hold in that grin of his, resting his head on your shoulder while his eyes watched your fingers sloppily rub your cunt.

“s’okay… so proud of you, baby. rub a bit faster, okay?” he kissed the back of your ear, causing your brows to ease up, fingers following his guidance while his hands gently started massaging your tits through the fabric of your shirt.

soon enough, your orgasm did wash over you, your body convulsing in pleasure, shaky moans leaving your lips before you collapsed onto him fully, panting softly.

“mmh, si…” you dreamily sighed, your fingers coated with your slick. simon slowly bought your trembling hand up and let his tongue clean them up, tasting your sweetness. “so fuckin’ tasty.” he snickered, causing you to whine tiredly.

“didn’t feel as good as you…” you pouted.

he really had spoiled you rotten.

#suddenly forgets everything so simon can teach me how to #simon riley x reader #ghost x reader #simon ghost riley x reader #simon riley #simon ghost riley #cod x reader #cod smut #call of duty #rurufic

[humans-are-tasty]

crochawk exchange for a crochawker

#cross guild #sir crocodile #dracule mihawk #crochawk #one piece #my art #from a week ago #croc doesnt know how to use chopsticks so mihawk tried and failed to teach him how.. at least this way croc can be fed by mihawk.. #(inspired by personal experience i was in mihawks position) #small secret santa thing among crochawkers #this event somewhat lifted me out of a horrible funk id been in so i'm kind of grateful for that.. #crochawk has actually been my otp for over a year now

[abel-draws]

My faves should meet

#fischl #furina #genshin impact #genshin fanart #genshin comic #fanart #fontaine #the fact that fischl isn't an actress in the new event is just- #she needs to be there she needs to be friends with furina AAAAA #if genshin won't give fischl screentime i will this is personal now i love her SO MUCH #this is fischl propaganda and you're here to witness is #please tell me about your fischl headcanons #i need to draw her with cyno he'd be like her cool uncle who teaches her how to DM tabletop games #fucking nerds AAA I LOVE THEM!!!!!

[eddie-redcliffe]

1x05 - 2x02

#our flag means death #ofmdedit #gentlebeard #stede bonnet #edward teach #excuse me sorry how many-how many takes are there of this and how can i get them all? #ofmd s2 spoilers #ofmd s2 #mine

[ipetite69]

·̩͙ ₊ ᨦ ♡ ᨩ ໋₊ ·̩͙

oh to be rafe's kook princess so he can take me golfing

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#──★ pau's moodboards ˙ ̟🐇 !! #i don't even know how to play golf #he can teach me tho ;) #moodboard #rafe cameron #rafe obx #rafe cameron outer banks #outer banks #rafe cameron x reader #rafe cameron imagine

[archerdork]

that post abt hugh jackman on women's vs men's magazines but it's what stede thinks ed wants vs what ed actually want i made a comment on this post yesterday and haven't been able to get it out of my head since so yall have to suffer with me

#ofmd #nobody ask me how long this took #too long for a stupid joke hahhaha h #our flag means death #stede bonnet #ed teach #ofmd spoilers #ofmd s2 spoilers #shut up jonna