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12-toads-in-a-trench-coat · 5 months

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"There's way too much happiness in here. This is school. Quiet down."

-My Math Teacher i love this man

#teacher stories #math teacher #teacher quotes

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shitpostsofhistoryclassquotes · 1 year

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My history teacher: Have y'all ever heard of the phrase easier than shooting a fish in a barrel? Well this is kind of like that, except it’s shooting Archduke Franz Ferdinand, in a car, in an alleyway.

Classmate: And there’s no reverse.

My history teacher: And there’s no reverse!

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miss-morgans-lover · 6 months

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English Literature (Tragedy):

Class: *On phones during break between a two hour long class*

Teacher: *walks in and tells us to put our phones away, then says*

"I'm sure you were sending a tweet or a Snapchat on how much you're enjoying Death Of A Salesman or something"

(Death of A Salesman is fine, just very, and pretty unnecessarily sad. There's no saying it isn't a tragedy)

#teacher quotes #english #english literature #english lit student #college #death of a salesman #tragedy

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just-senior-year · 2 years

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You know what we do here

"I'm heavily medicated- which probably helps." (teacher)

"They be like 'God is good' I'm missing a kidney." (Student)

"This is the reason some animals eat their young!" (Teacher)

"Are you scared of balls in your face? I'm scared of balls in my face." (Teacher)

"He's been at track meets 7 days this week- he's practically a certified freak!" (Student)

"Ok, before I eat this, and you CAN lie to me, did you wash your hands?" "(Name) you were in the bathroom with me." "Just checking." (2 students)

"Definitely want to be there when they ask if anyone objects and the coffee machine just starts going off" (Student)

"I need something stinky.... (Name) wake up!" (Student)

"Who's the patron Saint of italy?" "Jesus?" (Teacher, student)

"If she ain't 380 she ain't a lady!" (Student)

"I can slay if I need to!" (Teacher)

#the temptation to not tag this post is overwhelming ngl #gen z #gen z problems #gen z humor #generation z #high school #shit highschoolers say #teacher quotes #public school #school quote #so many of these were said by some of the most serious people i know #just so were clear

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faded-fuck · 1 year

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"I'm giving you a box full of anxiety." -Mr. Durinick 11/21/22

#quotebook #teacher #physics #funny #funny quote #quote of the day #school quotes #teacher quotes

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alexcybs · 1 month

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Teacher Quotes #1

“To be fair, everything is edible. It’s just whether or not you survive after.” “For future lab lessons, [Name] please stand outside.” (Talking about the same student in the Bio quotes) — Chemistry (My classmate drank a mixture)

“I don’t care what you do, just don’t lick the [animal part].” — Math (Don’t ask)

“If another one of you brats(affectionate) says that [thing] falls at different rates on even though I said it didn’t , I’m going to commit defenestration on myself. And STILL FALL AT THE SAME RATE!” — Physics (We were joking with him, lmao. We’re not that dumb)

“Don’t drink the acid solution, I’ll get fired.” “Are you always like this?” “Please take your hand out of the hydrogen– Please don’t drink the [acid].” “[Name]! What did I just say. Don’t lick the scalpel!” “Chicken is chicken.” “Why are you drinking the forbidden chicken soup.” — Biology (Fun fact : This whole para is said to one student.)

“[Name], what the hell are you doing with the plant!” “Wave, wave. I wave your head away then you know.” “[Name], I know she’s your girlfriend and can’t stop starring at her but sit here now!” — History (She was not, in fact, his girlfriend)

“Stop acting like last years 3-6, you guys know what he did last year.” “Return the plants–” — Social Studies (She was talking about and to our senior in both quotes lmao)

“Here *hands a poem about birds dying* that’s your homework.” — Literature

“Please, stop fondling your friends hand.” “Your hands look like noodles. But uncooked.” — Theatre Coach

“[Name], you got to be more fierce! And go tell your classmates to clear the trash. If you can’t, ask [Name] to. She’ll do it for you.” — Homeroom teacher

“Your wood, doesn’t look like wood.” “[Name]! Watch your fingers!” “What animal is that suppose to be?? Let me see your theme again.” “Oh, I thought your theme was monsters QAQ. Sorry, haha…ha..” “Why is your side lamp design a cornetto(croissant) with a bow?” — Design n Technology

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learning1000 · 2 months

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dinomcstabby · 2 months

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Out of Context Quotes From My APES Teacher

Our class calls him Benny and he's a terrible teacher and we all hate him ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

Everyone is inherently racist

Hard and dry and crusty

...Because it's really hard

She didn't go to collage. She just bred rats

And I was like oh man!

Ukraine equals bread

Dark, rich, and kinda black

Turd nuggets

Brrrrr it is frigid

You don't want to use this one because it's BLUE

We're not going to drink the dawn

I'll add more later

#shitpost #memes #out of context stuff #quotes #apes #environment #high school teachers #Teacher quotes

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holographic-spoon · 4 months

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My choir teacher tried to put a southern twang on a British accent, but it just turned into an Australian accent. That checks out.

#Accents #music #chior #teacher quotes #she called it southern British #and when someone told her it was actually Australian #she just sighed #wauder

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shittylowqualitymemes · 5 months

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things my teacher has said as inspirational quotes

#shittylowqualitymemes #quotes #inspiration #inspiring quotes #teacher quotes #i quote his dating rules to this day #meme #funny

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12-toads-in-a-trench-coat · 5 months

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"I've given you a week to write this. If you haven't then you are a potato."

-My English Teacher

#teacher stories #english teacher #teacher quotes

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shitpostsofhistoryclassquotes · 1 year

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My history teacher explaining napoleon complex- it’s like a guy who’s wife left him and he has two kids in middle school so he buys a Porsche, a red Porsche, with the most expensive car insurance, because he doesn’t know who he is anymore