#teacher wei wuxian

[wangxianficrecs]

💙 Story-Shaped by lingering_song

💙 Story-Shaped

by lingering_song

T, 13k, Wangxian

Summary:Nie Huaisang knows that things in this world are rarely story-shaped. That they're more akin to ink spilled on parchment - Messy and unpredictable and rather tragic. But out of all the threads he's woven throughout damn near a decade, he had not expected the most straightforward of his ploys to go this awry. He had not expected Wei-Xiong to end up here in Qinghe, half-drunk and too thin with no Lan Wangji in sight. Because it turns out that on his way to becoming the Chief Cultivator, the great Hanguang-Jun had left Wei-Xiong on the side of the road to walk alone in a world that most probably still wants him dead. What else could Huaisang have done other than bring Wei-Xiong home with him?

Kay's comments: OK. So. I don't really buy this narrative that at the end of CQL, Wei Wuxian left to find him himself, or because he needed to travel and heal. Instead, I'm definitely team: Lan Wangji, what are you doing? You're giving the most mixed-signals! Pick up your soulmate and bring him home now, before he drinks himself into his second early grave! And on that note: this story is everything I ever wanted and I absolutely love it. It features Nie Huaisang finding Wei Wuxian, being sad and drunk after Lan Wangji left him by the side of the road, and deciding: fuck it, I'm taking him home! And of course, Wei Wuxian thrives in the Nie Sect, where he's given tasks and appreciated and allowed to teach and the cultivation sects hate to see it, but I love it. I live for it. All hail genius Wei Wuxian, my beloved. Eventually, Lan Wangji gets a stern talking-to too and all works out in the end, but of course, until then, we get to enjoy some delicious pining.

Excerpt: "So, where have your travels taken you so far, Wei-Xiong?" "Well, here and there," Wei-Xiong blinks slowly at the change of subject, accepting his newly-filled cup without question, "There's a lot of things to take care of once you're far enough from where the Sects give a fuck. Do you know there's a stretch of old Qishan Wen land that just goes unclaimed and the people without any Sect help at all? Right there, smack-dead between Lanling and Yunmeng. How many years has it been? It's crazy, really." And then it hits him. Why Wei-Xiong is here, in this dingy inn at the very borders of Qinghe Nie territory. Why it took his birds so long to catch any wind that the Yiling Laozu is wandering the land. Wei-Xiong, who wouldn't have felt welcome to go to Yunmeng after what his birds reported happened in the Yunmeng Jiang ancestral halls, who had been stabbed in the guts the last time he was in his nephew's Sect, and who had been the most hated figure in the Cultivation world when he died and when he was revived again. Nie Huaisang realizes, with the kind of swooshing emptiness he feels at particularly heartrending poetry, that Wei-Xiong is a man displaced in time with nowhere to go. That Lan Wangji had probably been the only safe place for him, up until Lan Wangji let him go to walk a world that most probably still wants him dead.

the untamed canon, post-the untamed, pov nie huaisang, chief cultivator lan wangji, inventor wei wuxian, genius wei wuxian, found family, qinghe nie sect, qinghe nie disciples, teacher wei wuxian, good friend nie huaisang, implied/referenced alcoholism, wangxian get a happy ending, wingman nie huaisang, not cultivation world friendly, cultivation sect politics, not jiang cheng friendly, mentioned character death

~*~

(Please REBLOG as a signal boost for this hard-working author if you like – or think others might like – this story.)

#Wangxian Fic Rec #The Untamed #wangxian #MDZS #Kay's Rec #Kay's Favorite #the untamed canon #post-the untamed #pov nie huaisang #chief cultivator lan wangji #inventor wei wuxian #genius wei wuxian #found family #qinghe nie sect #qinghe nie disciples #teacher wei wuxian #good friend nie huaisang #implied/referenced alcoholism #wangxian get a happy ending #wingman nie huaisang #not cultivation world friendly #cultivation sect politics #not jiang cheng friendly #mentioned character death #Story-Shaped #lingering_song #short fic <15k #Teen

[uglywabbit]

Xiantober Day 19: teacher

He's making all the voices

The plushie on the left is a catfish

#xiantober #mdzs fanart #wei wuxian au #teacher wei wuxian #wwx #mdzs

[teardew]

@anfuaruuu modern au designs hav me barking like a dog. they look too old to be high school sutdents tho so maybe these r teacher pictures in the staff section ? lmao. idk how these work 💀⬅️ guy who always skipped picture day/never got yearbooks

bonus ✂️

felt like i was 12 editing this

#dew.png #wei wuxian #lan wangji #wangxian #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #mxtx #fanart #digi #24 #i only drew wei ying first and anfal was like le said hgj can die in a ditch #so i had idea. how about a fire lmao #basically wangji's vs wei ying's textbook #dying at the thought of fully grown teacher wangji doodling this in his yearbook bc i accidentally made them look too old #dont think about it 🥰

[rkivees]

I actually do not like when people write Wei Wuxian as irresponsible and reckless regarding the Juniors.

He lets them try stuff because that's how one learns but he's right there behind them watching their actions closely. He's a great teacher.

#hes a hands-on kinda teacher and thats amazing #hes not irresponsible with the kids #give the man a break #wei wuxian #mdzs

[rarepears]

For the Wei Wuxian becomes Shen Jiu’s shizun idea, I bet there was a point where Shen Jiu, seeing how easily his new teacher rose the dead and beating about Wen Ning, said “Teach me to do it so I can reunite with my Qi-ge.”

Wei Wuxian: Huh? Oh yeah sure let me make some inquiries-Uh, ya sure he’s dead?

Which leads to the pair tracking Yue Qingyuan down and Shen Jiu ripping his ass a new one for leaving him instead of the canon way of murder and chance reunion. Yue Qingyuan is immediately chugging vinegar seeing how close his Xiao Jiu is with this rogue cultivator who’s all awkward smiles and laughter.

And shut will hit the fan when Wei Wuxian keels over when his soul is yoinked into Mo Xuanyu’s body and Shen Qingqiu is going to storm into the Great Abyss to steal a world ripping sword, he’s getting his shizun back damnit!

To be more accurate, Wei Wuxian isn't going to say "you sure he's dead". Instead, he's going to bring his cute student grave robbing because they need a dead body.

Well, if you want to be more technical, Wei Wuxian is still going to need Yue Qi's soul or it will just be a dead body obeying commands, not anything like Wen Ning who has independent thought and emotions.

Wei Wuxian does want to help Shen Jiu ensure that Yue Qi's spirit is at peace however! No resentful Yue Qi ghost hanging around please!

[#if wei wuxian was shen jiu's demonic cultivator teacher au]

#svsss ideas #svsss au #svsss #shen qingqiu #scumbag self saving system #shen jiu #mxtx #wei wuxian #mdzs #mao dao zu shi #the untamed #scum villian self saving system #scum villain #scumbag villain #webnovel #fanfiction idea #if wei wuxian was shen jiu's demonic cultivator teacher au

[liziocit]

Lan Sizhui casually just taking things together and apart like Wei Wuxian would be fun.

Lan Jingyi could be trying to make a simple bird box and he would be struggling before Lan Sizhui comes like here's how you do it. *Proceeds to show complex formations*

Lan Jinyi: H-how??

Lan Sizhui: (gesturing) First you do this then...

-

Lan Wangji: (hidden from view) He reminds me of you

Wei Wuxian: *teary but smiling* Yeah he does.

#i just have this hc that wei wuxian would be able to complexly build things #then he would teach his shidis and shimeis in the jiang sect how to if they wanted it #and they would all learn how to do it #he's just that great of a teacher #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #lan jingyi #lan sizhui #thoughts

[bellaroles]

Watching fan MV of the Untamed with the song Lao Shu Ai Da Mi( 老鼠爱大米 ) and thinking that they are so cute with this song so I had the urge to draw them!

#forgive me idk how to draw people playing gu qin and the reference on google doesn’t enlighten me lol #messy doodle #wei wuxian #lan wangji #mo dao zu shi #the untamed #danmei #mxtx #fanart #wangxian #mdzs #also this song is the one my chinese teacher from long ago taught me to sing as inspiration for learning chinese

[gentil-minou]

"yeah yeah jesus came back from the dead what like it's hard?"

-wei wuxian probably

#only the best for MY jesus #the similarities between the two of them are interesting and im sure someone better versed in the jesus fandom can elaborate #but only one of them bagged the hottest husband and has a bubble butt soooo #(i mean that we know of i guess) #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #wei wuxian #the untamed #easter #in before my sunday school teachers find me and take me to my grave

[blue-mood-blue]

Saw just enough of The Sound of Music tonight that I was reminded of Captain von Trapp mentioning that the most important thing in his house is discipline (or some such sentiment), and

because I have the brain rot

While I cannot conceivably find a way to make that specifically into an au, I was nonetheless charmed by the thought of disciplinarian and rule-abiding Lan Wangji vs sunny and energetic Wei Wuxian cheering up the juniors with a little music tell me you are not turned to mush by Wei Wuxian teaching juniors the equivalent of “my favorite things” I dare you

Anyway

All of this to say, a no-sunshot-campaign au where, for whatever reason, Wei Wuxian is invited as a guest lecturer at Cloud Recesses. There are several thousand rules that Wei Wuxian is ignoring at any given moment. Lan Wangji, who is in charge of discipline, is annoyed (intrigued). Tiny juniors are following their new teacher’s heels all around while he’s playing the dizi like a more adorable version of the pied piper (and perhaps Wei Wuxian warns them with a wink that he is Very Evil and he is going to Steal Them Away which is met with un-Lan-like giggling). The Elders have discussed sending him back to Lotus Pier but, unfortunately, he is a fantastic teacher.

There are also, of course, shenanigans. Night hunt field trips. Wei Wuxian inflicting his cooking upon the poor, innocent youths. Bad dreams on both sides leading to some broken curfews and soft music in the garden. Some conflicting curriculums - not “demonic cultivation” level, but there are a lot more disciples asking a lot more questions in their other lectures.

Lan Qiren is incensed.

Lan Xichen refuses to do anything about it (he is watching his brother watching Wei Wuxian and waiting).

Lan Wangji should be doing his job of disciplining but, you see, whenever he tries Wei Wuxian smiles at him or hands him a bunny or chatters about how well the Lanlings are doing or about an idea he has for a lesson, and what is he to do? Stop that from happening?? Remove the smile from this man’s face??? That would be a crime.

(Lan Qiren gets the abridged version of this sentiment, which amounts to “Wei Wuxian is good” and he despairs. He is fighting a losing battle to send the guest teacher home.)

(The losing battle becomes a lost battle when Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian play a duet for the juniors together and share a kiss as soon as the juniors are out of sight and off to their next lesson. Lan Xichen catches his brother pacing while on patrol that night, his face as forlorn as it ever is, and says “You know, we could… offer him a permanent place here?”)

Lan Wangji writes to Lotus Pier that Cloud Recesses will not be returning their head disciple. The entire sect hears the “WHAT” and “HE CAN’T STEAL MY BROTHER” echoing from Jiang Cheng’s general direction.

#grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mo dao zu shi #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #new strategy for dealing with my 5000 au ideas: put them on here to be free of them #anyway i love all things with wei wuxian and the juniors #so of course i was immediately charmed by the thought #you may very well say ‘hey there’s a whole other half of the movie you’re ignoring’ and you would be CORRECT #this is a happy vibes only au this is soft feelings time #wei wuxian deserves to be a good teacher to his ducklings #and cause lan qiren endless stress by proximity alone #wei wuxian will teach his juniors many good lessons but he will also teach them Mischief

[lanwangjihouse]

#the untamed bts #theuntameddaily #cql bts #yes yes teacher #wei wuxian #lan qiren #xiao zhan #Huang Ziteng #cql cast #cql #mdzs

[waitineedaname]

reading the novel, i love how blatantly indulgent of the juniors lan wangji is. when he was their age, he was duelling wei wuxian over broken rules and lived his life by behaving as precisely as what was expected of him, and now as an adult, he's basically letting the juniors do whatever they want as long as it isn't unsafe and generally letting the kids act like kids

which leaves wei wuxian to have to be the one playing bad cop. wei "has never followed anyone else's rules in his life" "bane of lan qiren's existence" "public enemy number one" wuxian has to be the one being like "oh my god don't burn money on someone else's doorstep, don't you know that's rude. you kids need to focus on your studies more, why isn't anyone teaching you anything useful, do i have to do everything myself around here"

#mdzs #it's really cute tbh #and not at all what you'd expect from a surface level impression of them #lwj has spent so much of his life being restrained and basically never got to be a kid #so he's so indulgent of these kids so they don't have to grow up miserable like he did #meanwhile wei wuxian was very unrestrained and then suffered because of it #so he's like you kids need to learn how to do things properly or else you are going to be Killed #they make a good teacher duo tbh #I love how much wwx seems to enjoy teaching them #I just love the bit when they're burning money on someone's yard #and wwx is like ''aren't you going to tell them to stop??'' #and lwj is like ''you do it'' #and so wwx is the one to go over and scold them #can you imagine being the lan juniors #you go to the mo estate and meet this guy who is notoriously gay and insane #who messes with your spiritual tools and sics some corpses on each other #and then he's hanging off of your esteemed hanguang-jun #who as far as you know has never had any friends #except this guy apparently #and then suddenly hanguang-jun is parading the notoriously insane guy around with his sacred forehead ribbon around his wrists #and the notoriously insane guy is very seriously scolding you for not knowing more about ghosts and is definitely doing necromancy #while hanguang-jun makes heart eyes at him #what would you even do with that

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

It's Time..

[First] Prev <--> Next

#Poorly Drawn MDZS #MDZS #season 1 #wei wuxian #lan sizhui #lan jingyi #jin ling #I genuinely love seeing wwx flip into teacher mode #it really makes you think about what could have been... #The sheer panic in this scene as the statue finally has enough is really funny to me #like a large bee flying into a classroom of children #next time on pd-mdzs: wwx releases a larger bug into the room to fight the aforementioned bug

[bnnywngs]

in a world where lan qiren is a good teacher, wei wuxian has extra classes for advanced knowledge in basically everything, and has music tutoring class with lan xichen.

after the first class, before they ended the class itself, wei wuxian was rushed to lan qiren's office with his dizi in hand.

"xichen? what is the meaning of this?"

lan xichen, looking baffled with his own xiao in hand: "wei-gongzi is a music genius."

"a genius?*

"yes." lan xichen nodded "i haven't taught this song yet. wei-gongzi, please play it after i finish."

lan qiren looked at them with slight suspicious and serious curiosity.

the lan heir started with a soft note, beginning a famous gusu lullaby that was mostly known only to their people. wei wuxian payed attention, moving his head with the rhythm.

after lan xichen finished, he nodded to wei wuxian so he could begin to play too.

and play he did. no note out of place, exactly as lan xichen played just a moment ago. as if he already knew or had the music sheet in front of him - but, alas, he has his eyes closed almost in concentration.

"and he did not know this song previously?" lan qiren asked in shock.

"no, xiansheng..." wei wuxian answered almost shyly.

"i see."

lan xichen nodded "he needs another teacher."

"he does. as you said, he is a genius."

"ah..." wei wuxian looked slightly uncomfortable, a light pink shade on the bridge of his nose that wasn't there a second ago.

"you are also a genius in cultivation, as i've heard." lan qiren continued "more advanced than i thought you were." he sighed "we will be shifting you to other classes, please continue to pay attention and ask us for anything if you need help."

"th-thank you?" wei wuxian looked confused, but excited.

he was released after that, free of any schedule for the rest of the day as his teachers were set to meet and talk about him to find better ones for minds like his.

"what did yunmeng jiang did until now that no one has heard of his work?" lan qiren sighed.

"shufu... i fear he is stifled by the madam. from what i've heard from wei-gongzi himself."

"mn." lan qiren stroke his goatee "at least we have a time with him where we can nourish his mind. ideally, we should ask for him to stay another year."

"wangji would be happy." lan xichen chuckled.

"yes..." lan qiren's voice got a light tone of calculating "he would."

#lightly influenced by that lilo&stitch scene #man i cant believe my muse is back #brazilian & sad #thats me #mdzs #cloud recesses arc #mdzs drabble #lan qiren #lan xichen #lan huan #wei wuxian #wei ying #gusu lan sect #poaching cultivators #wangxian #mdzs headcanons #good teacher lan qiren #wei wuxian is a genius #scholarship for wei wuxian!! #teenage wangxian #teenage wei wuxian #teenage lan xichen #guy is like 19 in this arc #everything is good and nothing hurts #the untamed #wwx my beloved #happy wwx #my writing #bnnywngs writing #sorry for bad english

[rarepears]

Wei Wuxian as Shen Jiu's demonic cultivator teacher

Shen Jiu trained under the biggest and baddest demonic cultivator Wu Yanzi, right?

Well, who did Wu Yanzi learn everything from? What if... Wei Wuxian, upon his death in the Burial Mounds, woke up in a new world (ahem PIDW) and continued his demonic cultivation again?

---

Wei Wuxian, alias Wu Yanzi: How did I ever raise a kid to become a mini-Lan if Lan's worse green instead of blue! Ahahaha Lan Zhan, are you haunting me in my second life?! Is this the kid we would have raised together if those events didn't happen?

Shen Jiu: ...fuck Shifu found the alcohol stash again

---

Once he becomes Qing Jing peak lord, Shen Jiu regularly hauls his demonic cultivator teacher back to the peak because no one can trust Wei Wuxian to practice proper self-care. Wei Wuxian goes by his name instead of alias when on the peak of course.

And how does Wei Wuxian pay his cute little student back? By releasing a bunch of rabbits into the bamboo forest! Shen Jiu is ready to whack his teacher into oblivion for the stunt.

Wei Wuxian: QAQ how did my student become such a Lan! Next thing you know, he's going to write up a wall of rules!

[#if wei wuxian was shen jiu's demonic cultivator teacher au]

#wei wuxian #shen jiu #shen qingqiu #svsss #scum villian self saving system #scum villain #scumbag villain #mdzs #mao dao zu shi #mxtx #webnovel #fanfiction idea #the untamed #if wei wuxian was shen jiu's demonic cultivator teacher au

[fluesterscherben]

Headcanons/Thoughts about a Fem!WWX/ Yiling Matriarch AU

If Wei Ying is a woman, then so is Jiang Cheng. I don't make the rules.

That means someone else has to be the heir, so obviously Jiang Yanli is a man in this universe. The dynamic doesn't change much (shige is just as caring and just as good at making soup and parenting his menaces as shijie was, a'Ying is just as chaotic and a free spirit as a'Xian and a'Cheng is still angry and jealous and prickly) but it does a tiny bit, because a male Jiang Yanli has a lot more responsibility on his shoulders and a female Jiang Cheng as a bit less of it, because she isn't the heir (but she's still her mother's daughter, so...only a bit.) Jiang Yanli has eldest daughter syndrome in any universe.

Madam Yu is a tiny bit less hostile than in canon, because yeah, she still thinks that girl is her husband's bastard, but even if she was recognized Wei Ying couldn't be a threat to the position of Madam Yu's son. So she's still pissed, but a tiny bit less.

Jin Zixuan is a woman and has three younger sisters. Why? Because a male heir was needed and her parents had to keep trying. Unfortunatly Jin Guangshan seems incapeable of having legitimate sons. (Meng Yao is still male. And Qin Su is male too, for hilarity's sake. - all of Jin Guangshan's bastards are sons and two of them are older than his eldest legitimate daughter.) That makes Jin Zixun the heir to Lanling Jin.

Nie Mingjue is a woman. She runs the Nie Clan with an iron fist, officially as her brother's regent. A lady of war, brandishing a blade red like the blood it has spilled. (Her brother doesn't want to inherit. He wants to lounge around like a wet blanket and paint dainty things forever! Why couldn't he have been born a younger sister to an older brother, he laments to his friends. Embroidery and accounting and getting married off far away from where he has to do saber practice every day sounds like a dream actually! "Poor a'Sang! You would have been such a good little sister!", Wei Ying coos dramatically. "Suck it up, Huaisang.", Jiang Cheng grumbles, "And don't you dare cry into my robes, that's silk you fucking heathen.")

Lan Xichen is the heir to Gusu Lan. He loves his little sister dearly and would do just about everything to ensure her hapiness. Yes, even argue with the clan elders. Just a tiny bit. His aunt is completely done with his behaviour. (Not that she's any better.)

Acting Sect Leader of the Gusu Lan is Teacher Lan, the Sect Leader's younger sister. Yes, Fem!Lan Qiren. Sue me. It's mostly because the Lan seperate male and female students, and for me that means that there must also be a division between male and female teachers. So to teach Wei Ying and hate her on sight Lan Qiren has to be a woman. Sorry, not sorry.

Lan Zhan is the first daughter and second child of the Lan Clan main family line. Nothing really changes about her other than her adopting a'Yuan causing a much larger scandal (because unmarried woman suddenly has a child is much worse than unmarried man suddenly has a child, duh).

Nie Huaisang befriends the Lotus Pier girls when Wei Ying sneaks into the men's part of the Cloud Recesses one night out of curiosity and runs into him while he's being a tortured artist (read: drawing filthy porn outside by flickering candlelight because his roommates are asleep).

After the destruction of Lotus Pier Jin Guangshan offers the Jiang support - if Jiang Yanli marries into the Jin Clan, effectively making Yunmeng Jiang a part of the Jin sect. The marriage happens, but Jiang Cheng takes over as Leader of Lotus Pier to keep it independent. (Nie Huaisang volunteers to marry into her family and support her because he's turning twenty soon and he really doesn't want to be sect leader. His a'Jie vetoes it.)

Jin Guangshan marries one of his daughters to a male Qin Su, knowing full well that the boy might be his son. The newly named Jin Guangyao is in charge of wedding preparations. He is the one Madam Qin tells to stop the wedding. Obviously he doesn't.

Mo Xuanyu is still a man (very short from malnorishment and with a very feminine face, but still a man) . He apologizes for that fact quite a lot in his notes when he offers his body to the Yiling Matriarch.

The Junior Quartet consists of a Lan boy, a Lan girl who doesn't give a flying fuck about the fact that the rules say she should be on an all girls team, the heir to Lanling Jin and the heir to Baling Ouyang.

#mdzs #mdzs au #genderswap au #headcanons #a lot of unstructured thoughts #ideas #fem!wei wuxian #and a lot of other people also swap #but i'm far too lazy to tag them all #au #fem!jiang cheng is the embodyment of feminine rage #fem!lan quiren is that one old lady teacher everyone was terrified of in highschool #bratty rich girl fem!jin zixuan #at the beginning that is #male jiang yanli is still an angel #fem!nie mingjue is a girlboss #i just love these idiots a lot if you can't tell

[wise-tortoise]

Things Wei Wuxian can be trusted with:

Your life

Your kids' life

Jiang Cheng's life

Better yet if two of the above things overlap.

Things Wei Wuxian CANNOT be trusted with:

His own life

His own mental stability

Jiang Cheng's mental stability

Your kids' continued existence as non-gremlin beings

Chili

#wei wuxian #chengxian #xiancheng #mdzs #he's a great teacher! fantastic even! but his classes are not for the faint of heart i'm afraid #he COULD be trusted with jc's mental stability but he needs intensive training first