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kitti-lee · 11 months
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My three part series on the Pokémon radio dramas is complete!!!
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The Avengers: Final Part
Pairing: Loki x Female!Reader
Word Count: ~2.6k
Warnings: canon violence and angst
Author’s Note: any and all comments are appreciated <3
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Thor escapes from Stark Tower and heads down to the streets where Steve, Nat, and Clint are. More Chitauri come to overtake them but he uses his lightning to kill them.
"What's the story upstairs?" Steve asks Thor.
You don't know what's going on down there but you can hear their conversation due to the earpieces everyone has in.
"The power surrounding the cube is impenetrable."
"Thor's right. We have to deal with these guys first," you say and shoot fireballs at the aliens you pass by.
"How do we do this?"
"As a team."
"I have unfinished business with Loki," Thor says.
"Yeah, get in line," Clint scoffs.
"Save it. Loki's gonna keep this fight focused on us and that's what we need. Without him, these things could run wild. We got Stark and Y/N up top, and they're gonna need us to--"
Steve suddenly stops talking because Bruce comes rolling in on a motorcycle he stole. You look down to see him come in all the while killing as many aliens as you can 
"So, this all seems horrible," Bruce sighs.
"I've seen worse," Natasha says.
"Sorry."
"No. We could use a little worse."
"Stark? Y/N? We got Banner here."
"Tell him to suit up. I'm bringing the party to you."
With the Leviathan chasing after Tony, he makes a sharp turn and heads back down the street where Bruce is. If anyone can take out this huge monster without burning the entire Earth down, it's the Hulk.
"I... I don't see how that's a party," Natasha sighs.
Tony swoops down the street with the Leviathan following closely behind. Bruce looks at the monster and begins walking toward it with determination.
"Dr. Banner. Now might be a really good time for you to get angry," Steve says.
"That's my secret, Cap," Bruce looks back at him, "I'm always angry."
Just as he turns to face the Leviathan, Bruce starts to swell, stretch, and harden to that of the Hulk. He transforms just in time to send a deadly punch to the Leviathan's snout. It does a 180 turn in the sky and its armor starts falling off. Tony extends his arm and shoots a rocket at a soft spot to blow it up, and the Avengers down below take cover to avoid the falling debris. You fly down to join the others but hover in the air just like what Tony is doing as the others crowd around each other for the fight you all know is coming.
From the portal, two more Leviathans come swimming out while hundreds more soldiers fly through.
"Call it, Cap," Tony says.
"Alright, listen up. Until we can close that portal up there, we're gonna use containment. Barton, I want you on that roof with eyes on everything." Steve points to a nearby building. "Call out patterns and strays. Stark, you got the perimeter. Anything that gets more than three blocks out, you turn it back or you turn it to ash."
"Wanna give me a lift?" Clint asks Tony.
"Right. Better clench up, Legolas."
Tony grabs Clint and lifts him to the top of the building.
"Thor, you've gotta try and bottleneck that portal. Slow them down. You've got the lightning. Light the bastards up. Y/N, go with him. Work that water power."
You and Thor fly over to the Empire State Building which is near where the portal is. He is going to use that as a beacon for the lighting he summons. You stay floating in midair as you conjure as much water as you can without it being dangerous to the city below. Thor raises his hammer to the sky as storm clouds roll in. Lightning strikes his hammer and lights the top of the Empire State Building with electricity.
"Now!" you yell.
Just as Thor directs a strong line of lightning at the portal, you shoot the water over to it. The aliens flying out of it get sucked into the large pool of water just as the lightning strikes it. A Leviathan is trying to fly out of the portal but gets caught in the electricity. Everyone that is inside your pool gets electrocuted to death while the others out of it get struck by the lightning.
Thor can handle the rest so you evaporate the water before flying off to help your team down below.
"Captain, none of this is gonna mean a damn thing if we don't close that portal," Natasha pants.
"Our biggest guns couldn't touch it."
"Well, maybe it's not about guns."
She gestures to the flying chariots that the Chitauri is using. If she can control one of those, then she might have some leverage on the Tesseract.
"If you wanna get up there, you're gonna need a ride."
"Nat, on your six. Heads up."
Natasha looks up to see you flying her way and you swoop down to pick her off the street. You fly higher to one of the chariots and drop her before taking a hard turn and flying away. She sticks two knives into the rider's nervous system to control the chariot.
Thor and the Hulk are on top of a Leviathan fighting Chitauri soldiers so you fly down underneath the belly of the monster. Your entire body goes up in flames so you can take it down from the underside. You touch a soft spot and fly opposite of it so you can slide a line of fire down the belly. It roars in pain and crashes into Grand Central Station.
Thor and Hulk stand in silence for a second before Hulk punches Thor so he goes flying into the side of the train station.
"Hey, big guy, he's on our side. Come on," you sigh.
Hulk grumbles and you shake your head.
"Captain, the bank on 42nd past Madison caught a lot of civilians there."
"I'm on it. I'm closer," you state and fly into the air.
You head over to the bank crawling with Chitauri with guns and humans are cowering in the middle of the bank in fear that they will die. Well, not on your watch. The aliens turn to you when you land inside and point their guns at you. You use your air powers and lift every single one of them in the air and you blast them away into the city below. One of the aliens was hidden behind some desks that are piled up across the room so he was affected by your powers. He aims his gun at you and shoots, and you go flying back into the cement column inside the bank. It doesn't kill you but it does hurt like Hell. Everyone looks at you to make sure you're okay and you give them a small smile to ease their concerns.
"Everyone, go out the back room. Get out of the streets and down below. Quickly!"
You get up and fly back over to the Chitauri with fire in your hands. You shoot two balls of fire at it before flying back outside to help your teammates with the fight. The people inside the bank are going to be okay and you've taken care of the aliens threatening them. The first responders help the civilians out of the bank and to one of the nearby subway tunnels. You hover in midair and look at the destroyed city around you. How the hell did this happen?
Suddenly, a loud BOOM comes from Stark Tower, and you see Loki crash through the same window he threw Tony out of. Seconds later, you see an angry green mass enter through the same window. Shit. You quickly fly toward the tower to see Loki and Hulk in each other's faces.
"ENOUGH! ALL OF YOU ARE BENEATH ME! I AM A GOD, YOU DULL CREATURE AND I WILL NOT BE BULLIED BY--"
Hulk doesn't let Loki finish his sentence because he grabs Loki by the legs and smashes him into the floor multiple times. If Loki was human, he would be dead for sure. Instead, Loki is banged up and weak since Hulk is a lot stronger than him physically. The floor caves in under Loki, and Hulk walks away with an angry look on his face.
"Puny God."
Hulk passes by you and jumps out the window to continue fighting the Chitauri. You land on the floor and walk over to Loki who can't seem to move because he's in so much pain. You kneel next to him and move his hair away from his eyes. He looks into yours with confusion, hurt, betrayal, and something that calls out to you.
"You're not this man, Loki. You would be so much happier if you'd just let this go. Thor might be King of Asgard one day but that doesn't make you less than him. If only you can see what I see," you whisper.
You get up to join the fight again when you hear Fury's voice come over the earpiece.
"Stark, you hear me? We have a missile headed straight for the city."
"How long?"
"Three minutes, at best. Stay low and wipe out the missile."
"Tony, you need me to help?" you ask and fly out of the building.
"No, your powers would blow it up, and I don't think water would disable it. I got a plan."
You look at the balcony and see Loki's scepter and look up to see Natasha on the roof staring at it. You grab it and fly it up to her. When Erik was blasted back by the power of the Tesseract, he hit his head just right and was able to snap out of whatever Loki did to him. He is now back in "scientist mode" and is working hard to try and shut the portal down. Natasha takes the scepter and places the tip on the forcefield around the Tesseract. When she pushes, the tip pushes past the barrier and closer to the Tesseract.
"I can close it! Can anybody hear me? I can shut the portal down!" she yells.
"Do it!" Steve yells back.
"No, wait!" Tony interrupts.
"Stark, these things are still coming!"
"I got a nuke coming in and it's gonna blow in less than a minute. I know just where to put it."
You look back and see the missile Fury was talking about. The council must have done this. Fury would not have let something like this happen. Tony grabs the missile and veers it off course by pushing up so that instead of heading to the city, he's headed straight for the portal.
"Stark, you know that's a one-way trip, right?" Steve asks.
Tony doesn't answer because he knows it. You start to fly up to help Tony when Natasha grabs your hand to prevent you from doing so.
"We can't lose two people."
"We're not losing Tony. He's gonna make it out."
When Tony passes through the portal, he is shocked at seeing the Chitauri mother ship. His suit can't handle the stress of being in space so it starts to freeze. Tony doesn't have access to Jarvis which means he doesn't have access to his oxygen filtration system. He is using what he has left in the suit but if he continues to be there, he will die.
"Come on, Tony," you whisper.
The Mother ship explodes in contact with the missile, and all of the aliens on Earth begin to die off. It's like the mother ship was their power source and without it, they can't live. The Chitauri convulse before dropping to the ground like flies. The aftershock of the explosion creeps toward the portal. If Natasha doesn't close it, then Earth will feel the effects of a nuke going off.
"Close it," Steve says.
Without hesitating, Natasha shoves the scepter into the Tesseract and quickly pulls it out, causing the entire system to shut down. The portal shuts off as it gets smaller and smaller. You're looking around for Tony and spot him falling back down to Earth. He passes through the portal seconds before it closes, and you smile at the thought of not losing your friend. However, Tony doesn't fly off. Instead, he keeps freefalling down to Earth. He will die if he hits the ground.
"He's not slowing down," Thor exclaims.
"I got it!"
You take off flying toward Tony and slam your body into his to slow him down. You grab Tony'sarm and pull him into you so that you're controlling the speed in which he falls. You gently bring him back down to where Steve, Thor, and Hulk are. You rip off his mask so you can see his face, and you check his pulse by placing two fingers on the side of his neck.
"Come on, Tony. Wake up."
Hulk yells in Fury and that's enough to startle Tony awake. He gasps and looks around frantically. You sigh in relief and sit back on your heels.
"What the hell? What just happened? Please tell me nobody kissed me."
"We won," Steve chuckles.
"Alright. Hey. Alright. Good job, guys. Let's just not come in tomorrow. Let's just take a day. Have you ever tried shawarma? There's a shawarma joint about two blocks from here. I don't know what it is but I wanna try it."
"We're not finished yet."
You look up at Stark Tower when you hear Thor's voice and think of Loki who is still probably on the ground after the beating he got from Hulk.
"Okay, then shawarma after," Tony groans.
"Come on, get up."
You help Tony to his feet and the three men head up to the penthouse, Natasha makes her way down from the roof, and you fly over to Clint to bring him through the busted window. Loki is just now getting enough strength to sit up, and he sighs when he sees all seven Avengers staring at him with angry looks. Well, six of them are. You're sad for him at what he's become. This wasn't his choice. You refuse to believe it.
"If it's all the same to you. I'll have that drink," he chuckles.
As soon as SHIELD heard that it was safe to come down to the city and start the clean-up process, they took the scepter so that it was in their possession for testing. The Tesseract will remain with Thor and Loki because that is their only way of getting back to Asgard since the rainbow bridge is still gone.
It's going to take a long time to rebuild the city into what it was before, but you're not going to be here to see it. If the Tesseract is going with Thor and Loki, you have to go with it. It still holds so many answers to all of your questions. If you can study it, you'll be able to learn more about it and who you are. Plus, you have unfinished business with Loki.
Thor has placed Loki in handcuffs with a muzzle over his mouth. He will be facing Asgardian punishment which is fine with the other Avengers. The Tesseract is inside a glass tube with two handles on either side of it. Thor has one side in his hand while Loki has the other.
"Are you sure you want to leave?" Steve asks you. "I just got you back."
"I know. Trust me, I would stay here with you if I could. I have to know more about who I am, and the Tesseract will give me that."
"Is that the only reason?"
You look back at Loki who hasn't taken his eyes off you. You turn back to Steve with tears in your eyes.
"I have to go with him."
"He's no good for you, Y/N."
"I believe differently. I'll be back here as soon as I can. Thank you for understanding."
You walk to the brothers and place one hand on Thor's shoulder and one on Loki's. Thor uses the power of the Tesseract to beam all three of you back to Asgard. Heimdall saw everything that happened on Earth, so when you arrive on the remaining rainbow bridge, a plethora of guards are standing there waiting for Loki.
Being back here brings more memories to light, memories you never knew you had. Going down memory lane is going to hurt but is necessary if you're going to help Loki and figure out who you are as a person.
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nerdyenby · 10 months
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Yellow time :D I’m watching Scar
Pregame
Hi Scar!!!! I’m so hyped you guys
Heck yeah, don’t stress yourself out king!!
I’m so excited for this team, the energy’s already amazing
THATS where all the empires folks are??? Lmao, Scott left Jimmy’s birthday weekend early to like, do his job, smh
Rocket Spleef
Scott absolutely roasting Tubbo lol
I’m so proud of Jordan for not immediately falling out of the sky, aren’t you??
They’re all popping off!!
Scar 11th!!!
Jordan killing Scott 😂
“I was kinda hoping to drown, to be honest” scar????
TGTTOSAWAF
Jordan and Scott bullying each other my beloved
Scar specifying that it was an actual medical emergency he missed practice for, not the nerve damage he acquired in his hand while operating a tortilla press
“Vote for what makes you happy” “ohhhhkay?” “I’m voting to go to Disneyland” them <33
Parkour Warrior
The vibes are incredible, I have never been this chill watching parkour
SCAR COMPLETION!!! He was so proud of himself :))
Scar training arc!!!!
Ayo 4th!!
Parkour Tag
Why does Jordan know the cardinal directions of the parkour tag spawns off the top of his head?? I really can’t talk but like… how????
They’re popping off!! 4/4 so far!!!
Fruit took Sneeg on a run
Scar just dropped on top of them 😂
Cub turning around and coming back when Scar tells him to even though they can’t hear each other is so!! Scar’s freaking incredible at nonverbal communication in minecraft, it doesn’t make sense but he is
When will my husband (buildmart) return from the war (unofficial hiatus)
Grid Runners
Endorsing drunkenness, this are my pg streamers :)) /j
Grid runners is so fun, thank you!! It’s so fast paced that people usually don’t take the time to appreciate it but it’s such a good game
They breezed through lamps!!!
Scar was so confused but Fruit and Jordan were more so 😂
Jordan figured out Uppies so quick, that’s so impressive actually
“Someone watched the life series and made this” real
Scaffolding is so unintuitive I swear, I’m sure there’s a logic to it but I have no idea what it is lmao
Scar gotta take more initiative and trust himself <333
“Green can’t be good at everything, man” but they can and they are :D
Jordan getting onto Scott for being too good at balancing 😂
I didn’t even notice the firecracker plush was still there!!
Meltdown
Scott gotta be careful getting that first coin crate lmao
“I never do straight things but ok” REAL
They’re speeding what???
Ah green swept ‘em :/
MCC out here trying to happen and internet around the world said no
SCAR TRIPLE ELIM!!!! And the greed!! As he should!!!
That fights against cyan was so fast lmao
YESSSSSS SCOTT AND JORDAN CARRY!!!!
“Am I supposed to pour something? I don’t think I have time for that” “Just grab the bottle” real and true
Survival Games
Barn strat real!!
This map is legendary fr
They’re getting pretty decent loot tho
Yikes they just got slammed, there was just no good way out of that area
Sands of Time
Sand daddy Scar my beloved
Torch offhand enforcer, as he should
“Where’s my Scott?” Excuse you sir that is our Scott
Scar is such a good sandkeeper
Them all running in to find Fruit <333
Scott getting onto Scar for double flicking the levers
Scott predicting the blue 6k coins
Dodgebolt
Them joking about how much better they were expected to perform with good spirits :))
CAPITAN!!!!
Last MCC we had Purpled against purple and now we have Red against red lol
Can’t believe they let a whole team of Capitan Stan’s into MCC smh
“It’s so hot in my room” “It’s cause you’re in it, Scar” “Amen!!” Scott and Fruit my beloved
Ayo secret MCC today 👀
Jordan was one of the reasons Scar got into YouTube :((( /pos
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yourelessfast · 5 months
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Some Non-Rocket Stuff I've Been Working On
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Some miscellaneous villains that can bother the heroes whenever Egg Head's gone rotten.
Princess Abby is, probably most obviously, our equivalent of Princess Sally from the Archie Sonic comics. Unlike Sally, though, Abby is less of a love interest and more of an embittered ex of Zip's that undertakes the occasional passive-aggressive, teetering between evil and not-evil scheme in order to get revenge on or otherwise just mess with the Pooch. Posie considers Abby her biggest rival.... and 2nd biggest crush.
Fake Zip is this world's Metal Sonic. Egg Head being more of a bio-engineer than a roboticist, she's not exactly building robot clones every day. Normal clones work fine. Fake Zip is the main antagonist of Zip the Pooch 2: Cease Deceit, and comes back again and again in increasingly esoteric forms and roles. Egg Head's longest and most loyal minion, he's one of the most dangerous Pooches around if you don't count the other 5.
Exotor is the living planet(?) (meteor? Asteroid?) that Dr. Egg Head creates in Zip the Pooch 1, but after his defeat at the hands of Zip, she kind of abandoned it as space junk. But he comes back for revenge, at first trying to crash into Planet Zip, and then spawning a more mobile copy of its consciousness into this alien body that can keep up with Zip and fight toe-to-weird-toe-like-tentacle. The secret final boss of Zip the Fighters, like what Akuma is to Street Fighter 2. Exotor is a combination of the Death Egg and Sonic.Exe, with a bit of Ego and Deoxys thrown in for good measure. Probably one of my favorite remakes of a character from the main series!
But that's not all!
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My first set of characters in the Zip-verse that are NOT alternate universe clones of characters from Sonic! The Sonic series has been sorely missing out on some spooky-themed characters for far too long, and I'm not making the same mistake, so meet team Horror Show!
Ludlow is a zombie dog and the leader of the team. Some kind of a magic undertaker, he goes against both Zip and his friends AND the Egg Head Empire, much more of a loose canon in the world. It's unknown what his real final goals are, since I made him in the middle of a road trip and didn't consider that he needed goals until typing this sentence, but the gang won't let him send the land into spooky scary chaos any time soon.
Joining him are other scary characters, BooBoo the Witch, Vendetta the Spider, and Goops the Candy Snake, representing the occult, the horror, and the fun parts of the Halloween season respectively. They might be sowing chaos on Planet Zip, but they're intensely loyal to each other, so don't cross them!
Once I have reliable internet at my new place, I hope to be making a lot more content on here, so stay tuned! My current goals are to get the other teams in my head out as designs (mainly ones based on the classic-era baddies and the IDW Diamond Cutters) and to try my hand at making some landscapes of the various zones I came up with for this setting. All 8 zones of Zip the Pooch 1 are safe in my noggin, and I might try to draw a few silly comics based on the plot of it.
I'm not exactly a professional-grade artist or anything, but this project is fun, so I don't plan on stopping anytime soon, so I'll see you soon! I know I have a few people looking around here because of the sonic OC polls, and I hope some of you stick around for more! ^-^
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urbaneturtle · 7 months
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DCAU Rewatch: Batman the Animated Series 2: Christmas With the Joker
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Written by Eddie Gorodetsky
Directed by Kent Butterworth
Supervising Composer Shirley Walker
Music Composed by Michael McCuistion, Lolita Ritmanis
Animation Services by Akom Production Co.
It’s a quiet Christmas Eve  and it looks like there may be no need for Batman for just one night. But the Clown Prince of Prime, freshly escaped from Arkham Asylum, has other plans.
This is a real clunker of an episode that sits particularly strangely when watched in production order. I appreciate some of its charm more now than I did a decade ago but it is incongruous with BTAS as a whole. The episode’s shortcomings on a story level are made worse by AKOM Productions. It’s a studio notorious for how poorly they do their work. They animated most of the 90s X-Men Animated Series, which looks almost uniformly awful, as well as some of the strangest-looking episodes of early Simpsons.  This episode is just not pleasant to look at. Characters are never on model and are inconsistently drawn from shot-to-shot. 
It is probably not ideal to watch this one so early in the run because it is the first introduction to a lot of characters including Joker and Robin. It’s not a strong debut for either one. Like Conroy, Mark Hamill is feeling out his performance as the Joker and he is a far cry from the iconic take he settles into. Part of it may be that this episode, and several of the Joker’s early appearances, required Hamill to re-record the already animated scenes after Tim Curry was recast and his performance scrapped. Some of the choices, particularly the lack of his completely unhinged cackle, may be constraints of the previous performance. 
Aside from the animation, which is a big thing to set aside, my qualms revolve around the overly slapstick and broad approach to the Joker. The core of his plot, capturing Gordon, Bullock and Summer Gleeson to turn them into a twisted family, is classic Joker. But I wish the episode had focused more on the hostages and tormenting them, as opposed to revealing that Joker has access to secret rocket-powered Christmas trees and enough weapons of mass destruction to topple an empire. It completely falls outside of the tone of what the show turns into. You can tell the whole production team is trying to figure out how to balance the broader superhero tropes and villains with the more grounded elements. 
But when you just sit back and let the absurdity of the fully armed tin soldiers and impossible squadron of tanks wash over you, there’s a lot to enjoy. It’s a good showcase for the animated Joker’s personality, which is equal parts genuinely funny and frightening psychopath. It’s a take that I miss seeing anymore.
For more, including initial impressions of BTAS Robin and production facts, take the plunge into the Turtle Club Patreon.
Stay tuned for more DCAU commentary! And if you are curious about what to expect from this series, the first entry for episode 1 of Batman: The Animated Series, On Leather Wings, is free as a preview.
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If Green was good at anything, it was being a mold-breaker. It's why his gym was the first of it's kind to not type specialize. Why it offered multiple paths to the badge, traditional and innovative. It's why, at least Green himself felt, like people watched his every move everywhere he went.
People wanted him. Wanted to be him. The positions of gym trainer at his gym were fought-over and extremely prestigious positions, and Green was highly selective. But when he chose, no one doubted his choices. Even when three strange individuals came all at once and were granted the job without much public fanfare. After all, the intense battles that were prerequisite to being accepted as one of THE Viridian City Gym Trainers must have taken place privately, on the Leader's intuition and keen eye alone. That paperwork was a formality.
It was evident to most who knew him that something must have changed in Green Oak's life recently. The man thrived on variation, after all, and was known to have dug himself into a rut that he'd been struggling to escape from. Most chalked it up to a new relationship- proven right when he mentioned training with a boyfriend in a Leauge interview with a high level trainers magazine- there were immediate follow-up questions, of course, but Green brushed them to the side like dust off his shoulders. Something about beyond the focus of the interview, he said.
But the story would come out, and not a week later. Green, the self proclaimed greatest gym leader of all time, with THE Former Champion Red, the man who disappeared for years in a tragedy who's breadth still wasn't public knowledge. The duo finally evolving their Rivalry into a full-blown relationship, and the energy that came off the two of them was palpable.
The duo were inseparable, with Green unable to keep his hands off his Rival-turned-lover. Nothing inappropriate in public, but nothing that could be misconstrued. Clearly, the gym leader had waited a long time for this development, and it was paying dividends.
This change in energy displayed itself even at official Leauge events, particularly social get togethers and late night parties. Green seemed to take up twice the amount of space as usual, gossip twice as hard, and drew twice the amount of eyes with his personality. Red, of course, was his plus one as he'd always been, but now with the added weight of his boyfriend title. People paid him less mind, though, with Green's energetic self taking the spotlight focus, Red was known to quietly disappear during these events, only to turn up again shortly before the duo departed late into the evening. That, for him, was normal, with his tendency to disappear in general a defining trait of the former champion.
That's not to say Green was all talk and self centered- he just had a big personality. When others talked, he had a Lazer focused attentiveness, a genuine appreciation for his conversational partner that put people at ease, leading to countless "I shouldn't tell you this, but-"s. Green of course swore himself to secrecy, and was well known for keeping his word.
At least in the public eye.
Behind closed doors, there had been a different change. Something Green was forced into, arm twisted due to his own reckless actions and unfortunate circumstance.
Green reported all the illicit Leauge activity, all the gossip worth anything, directly back to Team Rocket.
Admittedly, by the time Green had actually stepped into his role, Team Rocket didn't need to twist him very hard. He had answers he was looking for, questions his grandfather wouldn't answer, and his own motivations that lead him barrelling headfirst into picking apart Leauge secrets. He was undetectable, having spent the last ten years as a loyal Leauge pawn and attack dog, no one guessed he'd ever switch sides. Less so, when he finally entangled himself with the goody-goody Hero Red, who all but toppled the Rocket empire all those years ago.
How viciously, deliciously underestimated the two of them were.
Green was in his element now- out of the rut he'd dug and given a direction and purpose, instead of aimlessly pacing away his days in his gym. Seek out the corruption, report back, destroy it. Once his eyes were turned onto all the ways the Leauge was rotten, and to the core, Green already had enough conviction to make sure the whole system would collapse extravagantly. Rocket just facilitated that end.
Rocket promised him little. Protection, extra pay, those were things Green didn't need. He didn't use weapons, or fancy spy gear, just his voice, his body, his mind. He wasn't even interested in rare and exotic pokemon they had to offer, though he did occasionally welcome a new pokemon into his heart and home, such as Sweetheart, the albino Rattata. What Rocket promised him, and followed through on, was challenge.
The trio of new gym trainers took instruction and feedback like Snorlax took naps- inherent to their nature. They were powerful, rivalling even the most senior trainers at the gym, and they were hand picked by Green himself- from Team Rocket's best and brightest. At least, according to a certain executive.
Until this point, battles from trainers worth their salt were few and far between, driving Green into a suicidal boredom. Until now, endless nothing, a grey sameness of mediocre life and loneliness stretched out before him into infinity. All it took was the promise of challenge. Of change. Not the traditional recruitment methods, but Green wasn't your traditional recruit.
He had almost thanked Red, for unwillingly trailblazing for him, for being forced into Rocket life ahead of him and facilitating this opportunity. But he didn't. Green knew that Red was still resistant to this change, still repulsed by the uniforms they wore under cover of night. That was fine. Green would, eventually, change his mind. He always did.
[NEW ROCKETVERSE NOW AVAILABLE!]
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musashi · 2 years
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Oh yeh, there was a Team Rocket episode today, basically revival/callback of the Team Rocket Secret Empire Radio (or what was it called :'D) from BW days!
THAT SEEMS LIKE KIND OF A BIG DEAL WHY DID NO ONE ON ROCKET TUMBLR/TWITTER SAY ANYTHING
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Automate everything in sight: From lead generation to project management, harness the power of technology to free up your time for strategic growth.
Go niche, go big: Learn how to laser-focus on profitable markets and craft irresistible service packages that leave clients begging for more.
Craft a brand that converts: Discover branding secrets to position yourself as the go-to authority in your niche, attracting high-paying clients effortlessly.
Build a system, not a job: Ditch the hustle and create a sustainable, scalable system that generates income even when you're sipping margaritas on a beach.
Ready to ditch the 9-5 and become your own boss?
Here's a glimpse of what awaits you:
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Case Study: From Freelance Flyer to Scalability Superhero
Meet Maya Lopez, a former graphic designer who craved freedom and financial independence. Armed with the knowledge from this course, Maya identified a lucrative niche: SEO for local businesses. Using the free Keyword Research tool from Digital Drop Servicing, she pinpointed high-demand keywords and crafted irresistible service packages. By outsourcing content creation and technical SEO tasks, Maya built a team of virtual assistants, freeing up her time to focus on client acquisition and strategy. Within a year, Maya's income skyrocketed to an amazing $10,000 per month, proving that drop-servicing, done right, can be your ticket to financial freedom.
Why Digital Drop Servicing Tools?
These free tools empower you to launch and scale your drop-servicing business without breaking the bank:
Keyword Research: Discover high-demand keywords with low competition for guaranteed client attraction.
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Final Verdict:
The drop-servicing gold rush is on, and this course is your map to the treasure. Don't miss this opportunity to build a scalable, profitable business that fuels your passions and your bank account. Enroll today and start scaling your way to freedom!
Digital Drop Servicing Quote: "The only limit to your drop-servicing success is your imagination."
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How much time does it take? You can start small and scale as you grow. Even a few hours a week can yield impressive results.
Is there a community? Absolutely! Our vibrant community of drop-servicing entrepreneurs is here to support, inspire, and help you achieve your goals.
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Skyrocket Your Software Venture: The Strategic Business Plan You Need
Hey there, tech enthusiasts and aspiring software moguls! Are you ready to take your software venture to new heights? Buckle up because we're about to delve into the nitty-gritty of crafting a strategic business plan that will propel your software dreams into reality.
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Introduction: Setting the Stage
Launching a software venture can be as thrilling as a rollercoaster ride, but without a strategic business plan, you might find yourself on a rollercoaster without tracks. In this article, we'll navigate through the essential steps to not only keep your venture afloat but to make it soar like a rocket in the digital cosmos.
1. Understanding Your Market
In the vast digital landscape, understanding your market is like having a map before embarking on a journey. Analyze your target audience, competitors, and emerging trends. This knowledge will be the compass guiding your software venture.
2. Defining Your Unique Value Proposition (UVP)
Imagine your software as a shining star in the night sky. What makes it stand out? Define your Unique Value Proposition - the secret sauce that will attract users and set your venture apart from the constellation of competitors.
3. Crafting a Killer Business Model
Your business model is the blueprint of your venture's architecture. Map out revenue streams, cost structures, and strategic partnerships. Think of it as the scaffolding that holds your software empire together.
4. Building a Robust Development Team
In the world of software, your team is your strongest asset. Assemble a team of skilled developers, designers, and visionaries. It's like forming a superhero squad where each member brings a unique superpower to the table.
5. Strategic Marketing: Your Launchpad
Picture your software as a blockbuster movie; now, think of marketing as the trailer that captivates the audience. Craft a strategic marketing plan to create buzz and anticipation. After all, you want your software to be the talk of the town.
6. Financial Forecasting and Budgeting
Money matters, and a solid financial plan is your financial GPS. Forecasting and budgeting ensure that you're not just reaching for the stars but doing it within a realistic budget.
7. Embracing Flexibility in Your Plan
In the fast-paced tech world, rigidity is the enemy. Be flexible and ready to adapt. It's like steering your spaceship through a meteor shower - agility is key to avoiding obstacles.
8. Quality Assurance: The Unsung Hero
Behind every successful software venture is a robust quality assurance process. Ensure your software's reliability and user satisfaction. Think of it as the unsung hero silently ensuring a smooth mission.
9. Adapting to Industry Trends
The tech landscape evolves at warp speed. Stay ahead by embracing and adapting to industry trends. It's like catching the wind with your sails, propelling your venture forward effortlessly.
10. Customer Feedback: The North Star
Your users are your guiding stars. Listen to their feedback, and let it be your compass. Customer feedback is the North Star that keeps your software venture on course.
Conclusion: Soar to New Heights
Congratulations! You've just laid the foundation for a stellar software venture. Remember, success in the digital realm requires a strategic plan, a stellar team, and a commitment to continuous improvement.
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laresearchette · 1 year
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Friday, February 03, 2023 Canadian TV Listings (Times Eastern)
WHERE CAN I FIND THOSE PREMIERES?: DEAR EDWARD (Apple TV +) PINECONE & PONY (Apple TV +) FIRST TIME FIXER (Magnolia Canada) 9:00pm/9:30pm
WHAT IS NOT PREMIERING IN CANADA TONIGHT? SECRETS IN THE MARRIAGE (TBD - Lifetime Canada) STAND (TBD)
NEW TO AMAZON PRIME CANADA/CBC GEM/CRAVE TV/DISNEY + STAR/NETFLIX CANADA:
AMAZON PRIME CANADA THE ESTATE HARLEM (Season 2) SING TOPPEN
CBC GEM MISADVENTURES OF ROMESH RANGANATHAN (Season 2) MOONLIGHT
CRAVE TV 120 BPM AINBO: SPIRIT OF THE AMAZON BEGINNERS GUIDE TO ENDINGS BORN TO BE BLUE CLOSET MONSTER THE COLONY THE DIRTIES ESCAPING THE TALIBAN: REPORTER’S NOTEBOOK BY GENEVIEVE BAUCHEMIN FIRESTARTER THE GAMES MAKER GET ON UP THE INHABITANT MADEA GOES JAIL MADEA’S FAMILY REUNION THE OTHER TWO (Seasons 1 - 2)
DISNEY + STAR NORMAN LEAR: 100 YEARS OF MUSIC AND LAUGHTER SOUL OF A NATION PRESENTS: MI GENTE: GROUNDBREAKERS AND CHANGEMAKER
NETFLIX CANADA CLASS INFIESTO STROMBOLI   TRUE SPIRIT VIKING WOLF
NHL HOCKEY (SN) 7:00pm: All-Star Skills
NBA BASKETBALL   (SN1) 7:30pm: Suns vs. Celtics (TSN/TSN3/TSN4/TSN5) 8:00pm: Raptors vs. Rockets
HANDS THAT BIND (Crave) 7:00pm: A hired hand's plans to eventually take over his boss's farm are shattered when the landowner's son returns to claim his birthright.
MARKETPLACE (CBC) 8:00pm: Fraud Fighters: We team up with a famed white hat hacker who tips us off to phone scams in progress. Watch as our team rushes to interrupt the scams, stopping elderly & vulnerable victims from losing their life savings. Reporter: David Common
STUFF THE BRITISH STOLE (CBC) 8:30pm: Scattered across Australia are fragments of a mysterious ancient mosaic found in Palestine. Putting the pieces together, reveals how the British Empire shaped the modern Middle East.
THE NATURE OF THINGS (CBC) 9:00pm: Secret Agents of the Underground Railroad: How staff at a luxury hotel in Niagara Falls, NY helped ferry enslaved people to freedom.
TRANSPLANT (CTV) 9:00pm (SEASON FINALE):  Bash has a major realization; Mags faces an overwhelming health crisis; Devi stands behind her choices; June confronts loss; Theo witnesses a devastating event.
GREEN LANTERN: BEWARE MY POWER (Teletoon) 9:00pm:   When a Power Ring is bestowed upon former Marine John Stewart, it leads him on a life-changing mission. With Justice League member Green Arrow and Thanagarian Hawkgirl by his side, Stewart is thrown into a complicated galactic war.
BLACK ICE (Crave) 9:00pm: Exploring the history of Black hockey players, from the creation of Canada's Colored Hockey League to their inclusion into the NHL, highlighting their often-overlooked and marginalized contributions to the game.
CRIME BEAT (Global) 10:00pm: A Monster in Uniform
SCOTT PETERSON: THE FRIENDS SPEAK (Super Channel Fuse) 10:00pm: Scott Peterson met Laci while frequenting a local diner, and it was love at first sight, but their storybook love story quickly wilted behind the scenes with Scott's multiple affairs.
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3nyasu3 · 2 years
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Reasons to listen to the Team Rocket Radio Show even though you don't understand a word of Japanese (like me)
There is this super helpful summary (by Dogasu) of the first three episodes and the last one, so you actually can sort of understand what's being said in these
The TRio's incredibly soothing, familiar voices. I'm in heaven.
In the anime they usually laugh short and in sync and i love this, but I didn't know how much I needed to hear them laughing together spontaneously and in disorder. Let me tell you, it sounds incredible.
All three are so loud and they talk all at once and it sounds so natural and so balanced
They have some fixed segments that have a formula that's easy to understand, for example a guess-the-song bit. If you concentrate you can guess what's being said, and who guessed the song right for example (the summary i mentioned helps you understand those segments)
Inuko (meowth) sometimes laughs while speaking and that sounds so adorable???? Picture meowth having issues speaking bc whatever j&j said was too funny akshdlkfsgshsff
A very intense beginning. I had no idea. They actually address the things that happened in BW and that they didn't like being this serious ... :o
The episodes are all on YouTube (search for ロケット団ひみつ帝国) (here's EP1)
Jessie and James randomly teasing Meowth. And pushing off any responsibility onto him. Love it.
Shin-ichiro's (James') loud uncontrolled laughter sometimes? Just lovely
They host Pokémon VAs which is fun (when you know the Japanese voices a bit)
They sing along with the songs sometimes
They have so much fun on this show. It's so chaotic and there's so much laughter and i'm just sitting here grinning and everything's right with the world.
So basically, it's an incredible seretonin booster and I'm so glad it exists even if I can't understand a word <3
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365 Marvel Comics Paper Cut-Out SuperHeroes - One Hero, Every Day, All Year…
March 7th - The Uranian
Robert Grayson was the son of a brilliant scientist whose wife and daughter were killed by the nazis in the early months of the Second World War.  Horrified by the atrocities of war, the scientist constructed a rocket ship to escape the Earth.  Once the scientist and his infant son, Robert, had flown past the moon a strange force redirected their ship to the planet Uranus. There the scientist was surprised to find a civilization of people living on the planet. It was later revealed that these Uranians were an offshoot of The Eternals and they had telepathically provided the scientist with the technological knowhow to build his rocket.  The scientist and his son were accepted with open arms and Robert was raised as a Uranian, learning their science and mastering the art of telepathy.
As a young adult, Robert was provided a costume and sent back to earth to use his Uranian powers to act as a champion for justice.  On earth he came to be known as Marvel Boy and he had numerous adventures across the world.  Later he was recruited by secret agent Jimmy Woo to be a member of his squad of heroes known as The G-Men.  
Meanwhile, the Eternals of Earth discovered that their counterparts of Uranus had been interfering in the affairs of the humans.  The Uranian colony was attacked and the entire population was dissolved into a singular hive mind.  Sensing their distress, Marvel Boy returned to Uranus.  He arrived too late and chose to be absorbed into the hive mind.  
Robert lived among the Uranians for decades as part of their collective. He was always slightly disconnected from the rest of his adopted family due to his human physiology. While the Uranians had modified his physical form to allow him to join their collective, he continued to spend time apart from them.  During this time apart, he applied his knowledge of Eternals' technology to build a spaceship. Robert was contacted by his old Earth comrade Gorilla-Man to return to Earth and save the life of their former team leader Jimmy Woo. Woo had been seriously injured on a rogue mission. He was then found by the intelligence agency SHIELD and taken back to a medical facility in highly critical condition. Dugan brought in Gorilla-Man for questioning as the only clues they had linked this mission to the original G-Men and Hale was the only member they could contact. With no knowledge of what Woo had done, Hale requested to say a final goodbye, but Hale instead contacted Robert and the android M-1 who rescued him. Marvel Boy was able to restore Woo by reconstructing him as he last remembered Woo, which was from their time together in the 1950's. This restored his youth, at the expense of Woo's memories of the intervening 50 years. Robert had left the Uranian hive mind to save his friend even though this would prevent him from ever re-bonding with it ever again.
The foursome then recruited their former teammates, Venus and Namora, and together they discovered that it was The Golden Claw who was behind the initial attack on Jimmy Woo. The Claw’s ultimate goal was for Woo to take his place and assume the mantle of the great Khan.  Woo accepted and began the arduous process of transitioning the massive empire of the Atlas Foundation away from crime and toward defending peace and justice.  
Robert, now going by the moniker of ‘The Uranian’ aided Woo as a member of the new Agents of Atlas.  He would go on to have numerous adventures as a member of this team.  
Although Robert still appears human, this is actually an illusion he casts with his psychic powers.  His true form is a combination of human and Uranian physiology and he only allows his closest, most trusted friends see this actual appearance.  
The character first appeared in the pages of Marvel Boy Vol 1 #1 (1950).
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New game! Cliffhanger: Challenger of Tomorrow by William Brown.
New game! “Cliffhanger: Challenger of Tomorrow” by William Brown is now available on Steam, iOS and Android. It's 33% off until December 1. Please reshare this with friends! The more downloads we get in the first week, the higher we'll rank in the App Store. https://www.choiceofgames.com/cliffhanger/ Cliffhanger: Challenger of Tomorrow is a 300,000-word interactive novel by William Brown, author of The Mysteries of Baroque. It's entirely text-based, without graphics or sound effects, and fueled by the vast, unstoppable power of your imagination.

 Here, masked and caped adventurers with ray guns and rocket boots blast down the gleaming Art Deco streets of Manhattan. Sinister criminal masterminds scheme from tropical island lairs. Dinosaurs stamp and bellow in fog-shrouded jungle plateaus. Fearless archaeologists discover incredible secrets and terrible curses under the desert sands. Master thieves plot daring heists among the glittering casinos of Monaco.

 And you? You're Challenger, the most famous adventurer in the world--or, if you like, the most infamous scoundrel. You were raised as an orphan by Dr. Cosmos Zeta at his Tomorrow Institute, where he and his crack team of scientists have developed "zeta rays," providing free energy for the whole world, and granting mysterious powers to a lucky few.

 But now, Dr. Zeta has been assassinated before your very eyes, and replaced by a doppelganger, who accuses you of attempted murder. To clear your name and avenge Zeta's death, you'll have to chase the assassin around the world--and beyond!

 Will you defend Earth against a sinister mastermind? Will you crush the axis of Fascism that rages across Europe? Will you uncover the shocking truth about the zeta rays?

 There's only one way to find out! Play "Cliffhanger: Challenger of Tomorrow" today! • Play as male, female, or non-binary; gay, straight, or bi • Protect the Earth from interstellar and extradimensional invaders! • Find friendship, love, rivalry, and enmity among a colorful cast of stalwart heroes, brooding warrior princes, shy scholars, charming rogues, ruthless gangsters, enigmatic spies, inscrutable mystics, fast-talking reporters, and brilliant scientists! • Travel across a huge, gloriously strange world, from the sky-high speakeasies of New York City to the whispering bamboo groves of Taiwan, from the dark streets of Fascist London to the raucous nightclubs and casinos of the Shanghai Bund! • Blaze across the skies on a jetpack of your own invention, learn the secrets of invisibility and mind-reading, or swing from building to building using the incredible slingshot grappling hook! • Conquer the Mansions of the Moon, the last great stronghold of a decadent empire, or attain enlightenment amongst the snowy peaks and ageless monasteries of Shangri-La! • Build a network of spies, contacts, and allies across the world! • Play guitar with Django Reinhardt and Duke Ellington, party with Texas Guinan and the Aga Khan, drink whiskey with Al Capone, swap ideas with Hedy Lamarr, and shoot Hitler in the face! Buy it now!
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If you have the time can you please please please recap season 4 of riverdale. I was going to binge it on Netflix but things happen and then I saw your post about the graduation episode and HAD to watch that happen and now I’m recommitted to the cause and need to know what happened while I was gone
sure. okay so the season sadly starts with the death of fred andrews in a very sentimental and moving episode that’s kind of seperate from the rest of the show so it’s not really until episode two that things kick off. the riverteens are kind of thriving in a parentless world because milf alice was kidnapped by a cult, dilf hiram and milf hermione are in prison, milf penelope is in hiding after killing a bunch of people, milf mary is kind of just There, milf gladys went back to toledo after her drug empire failed, god knows what milf sierra and gay kevin’s straight former cop dad are off doing, and dilf fp is the sheriff but because it’s fp he’s kind of bad at it. so the riverteens are horrified when their new principal mr honey expects them to be at school on time and disapproves of them throwing school dances because students keep getting murdered at them. cheryl, who an episode prior never wanted anyone in riverdale to celebrate the 4th of july ever again because of her brother’s death, considers this an act of oppression and throws a party at her house. however, as she is keeping her brother’s mummified corpse in the basement, she gets angry when reggie tries to sneak down there. meanwhile gay kevin is trying to make amends with betty for the time he tried to have her lobotomised because of the cult led by chad michael murray. betty uses this to her advantage to find out where the cult is, teaming up with her half brother, charles (not to be confused with chic, who was only PRETENDING to be charles back in season two). archie gets munroe, his prison buddy, to attend riverdale high, and reggie is weirdly jealous about it. archie discovers that this is because reggie is being abused by his father, so they smash in his car and apparently this solves everything. jughead starts attending stonewall prep, where he meets bret weston wallis, donna sweett, joan berkeley, and jonathan. he also reunites with moose, who disappeared in mid s3 after cheryl outed him to the whole school including his homophobic dad, and then his homophobic dad dressed up as the gargoyle to try and stop moose and gay kevin hooking up in the sex bunker they stole from dilton doiley after he killed himself, but it turns out that his homophobic dad was just angry HE never got to fuck gay kevin’s straight cop dad back in the day. it was this whole thing. anyway, moose is like “i’m going by my real name, marmaduke now, so people don’t find out about my dad” but everyone does anyway and so moose mysteriously disappears again. betty finds out where the cult is (after disarming a bomb attached to her sister polly using a bobby pin) and goes to rescue her mother. milf alice reveals that chad michael murray is using the cult money to build a rocket, and his wife/fake daughter evelyn is going to drive a bus full of cultists off a cliff. the day is saved! veronica finds out that her father’s real surname is luna and decides to start going by that as an act of rebellion because he keeps leaving the prison that he owns to fuck with her after she had him arrested. archie decides to turn his gym into a community centre with munroe’s help. cheryl, who, for unknown reasons, obtained custody of polly’s twins, immediately fires the nanny that toni hired because he said there were probably rats in the walls and went into the basement. cheryl goes to make sure that the nanny didn’t interfere with her brother’s mummified corpse, and toni walks in on her stitching him up. videotapes start arriving at the homes of the riverdale residents of said homes being filmed for hours. onto halloween! toni tells cheryl they can’t have a dead body in the horse and makes her rebury jason, at which point cheryl claims she is being haunted by a doll named julian, who is supposedly possessed by the spirit of her other brother that she ate in utero, but the haunting will stop if they unbury jason. toni agrees, but the doll continues to appear in weird places, and cheryl is forced to confess that while she WAS gaslighting her before, she isn’t right now. betty bonds with charles while receiving prank phone calls from polly, who is now in a mental institution. archie and munroe try to throw a halloween party at their community centre for the troubled youths but it’s interrupted by a drug dealing gang trying to start shit in the parking lot, thus giving archie a new enemy. reggie destroys mr honey’s office for the joke but mr honey catches him and is like “you do this because your dad hits you.” jughead uncovers mysteries surrounding strange disappearances of prep students known as “the stonewall four,” and donna drugs him so she and bretjoanjonathan can lock him in a coffin overnight as a bit. meanwhile, veronica burns a man alive in her basement. archie becomes a teen vigilante for the millionth time in the series, jughead and the other stonewall stags go into the running to be the ghostwriter for the baxter brothers franchise, veronica gets her mother out of prison but then finds out that her half sister, hermosa the PI, got their father out of prison, and he is now mayor again. betty and gay kevin start an fbi training course in which betty realises the serial killer gene is a real thing and she does have it, and remembers when she killed her childhood cat. jughead finds out that his grandfather who drunk himself to death but also abandoned fp but is also just some guy ACTUALLY wrote the baxter brothers franchise and is like “i have to reveal this!” so he takes it to his english teacher mr chipping but then mr chipping jumps out of a window before anything can come of it, and jughead is horrified when the stonewall stags have no reaction. cheryl is still convinced she is being haunted by a doll and things are further complicated when her extended family shows up. her uncle discovers jason’s body in the basement, threatens to send cheryl away, and is killed by toni. speaking of death, archie is still on his vigilante shit and asks hiram for help, at which point the near dead body of the gang leader, dodger shows up wrapped in carpet outside of the community centre. betty visits chic in prison to find out more about charles, and when chic threatens to reveal where milf alice buried the man she killed back in season two, charles and fp go to dig it up again and move it somewhere else. to get her family away from her and also in the spirit of thanksgiving, cheryl makes them think that they ate her uncle. dodger’s family show up at the community centre thanksgiving for revenge and there’s almost a shoot out, but thankfully the deep fryer explodes and chaos is avoided! milf mary later suggests the deep fryer exploding was archie’s dead dad’s ghost. betty and jughead spend the weekend at stonewall prep, where they play a homoerotic game of never have i ever with bret and donna. donna says that she and mr chipping were having an affair. now it’s time for the gang to go to therapy: archie gets diagnosed with gay but is also just suffering from an insane guilt complex, betty has mommy issues, veronica has daddy issues, cheryl is being gaslit but did NOT eat her brother in utero, jughead is just some guy. jughead finds out where his abusive alcoholic grandfather has been hiding out, and meanwhile his dad gets shot. veronica decides to fight back against her father by starting a rival rum business. polly rips off a nurse’s face and betty finds out that everyone in her family has a trigger word instilled in them by the cult, so she imagines herself going back in time to STOP her child self killing her cat to learn how to control it. cheryl uncovers her gaslighter by literally gassing her house, and it’s revealed that milf penelope was living in the walls and mad that cheryl had jason’s body. cheryl reburies jason and imprisons her mother in the sex bunker. archie’s uncle shows up, just in time for football season! the riverteens are playing stonewall prep, and reggie reveals that the preppies fight dirty, just in time for them to tonya harding munroe’s knees as he is their star player. archie’s uncle gives munroe steroids so he can play anyway, and riverdale loses but munroe gets a scholarship. cheryl feuds with her new cheerleading coach and locks her in her office so she has a panic attack. hiram threatens to sue veronica for stealing his rum recipe, so she teams up with cheryl (maple syrup queen) to create a new type. jughead joins the stonewall prep secret society, the quill and skull, and reveals that he watched a homeless man die. also, the cheerleading team performs cherry bomb. betty starts feuding with bret and decides to stand off against him in a quiz show, and although she wins, she is accused of cheating and is forced to give it up. she also wanted to use this to try and get into yale because apparently “cooper” is an uncommon name and people associate it with her serial killer father. veronica and cheryl enlist milf penelope and her former brothel in a hotel to run their underground rum dealership after hiram kept fucking shit up at veronica’s speakeasy. jughead is forced to come up with new stories for his baxter brother books, and so he writes about betty’s serial killer father (uh oh!) archie tries to restart his father’s construction company but his uncle’s shenanigans make it hard and gay kevin’s straight former cop dad has HAD IT. fangs is back from cult recovery, but gay kevin has gotten into non sexual tickle porn. toni and fangs get in on this they use this to blackmail nick st clair after he returns and understandably upsets cheryl, his would be rape victim. archie is attacked in the bathrooms at school because his uncle can’t mind his own business, but this plot was fucking boring so i don’t remember most of it. jughead and bret decided to duel, because of course, and betty uses this as a chance to investigate the preppies further. she finds out that bret films sex tapes and blackmailed moose with one, and also has one of her and jughead. she also finds a video suggesting donna lied about her affair with mr chipping. veronica goes to new york to visit katy keene, played by lucy hale of fantasy island fame, who tells her that her mother is dying. veronica returns home just in time to hear that hiram has a mysterious disease and decides to make amends. jughead is accused of plagiarism, meanwhile veronica realises her father thrives off war, and continues their rum battle. archie is now drinking at school and veronica accuses mr honey of being a fascist for having a problem with it. BUT. MOST IMPORTANTLY. ALL SEASON WE HAVE BEEN TEASED WITH DEADHEAD. AND IT IS FINALLY HAPPENING. IDES OF MARCH PARTY AT STONEWALL PREP. AND BETTY BASHES JUGHEAD’S HEAD IN WITH A ROCK. betty tries to prove that the stonewall stags did it instead but donna is an insane lesbian and thrives off gaslighting and fucking with her. because jughead died, betty gets his spot at yale. the core four are accused of murder but cleared of everything. jughead has a funeral, and bret’s attempt of proving jughead isn’t in the casket are thwarted by the sweet pea, the sweetest pea in the room. hiram shows up just to fire fp as sheriff. betty kisses archie to help with her grief, and veronica ends things with them both. but donna is not convinced, and goes around stalking betty, saying she watched her sex tape and knows that betty couldn’t last so long without sex with jughead. and she is right! because lo and behold, jughead is alive and hiding in the sex bunker, despite donna’s best attempts to catch them out. donna knows they’re up to something and implies she killed jonathan when bret doubts her. betty and archie are like “yeah we only dated for the bit :/” but their texting implies it was...more. betty and jughead return to stonewall and expose the preppies, but they decide not to interview jonathan because he “has food poisoning.” or he’s dead. their other teacher kills himself, and fp reunites with his abusive father. betty discovers that donna’s grandmother was one of the people killed for the rights to the baxter brothers/tracy true franchise, and the entire scheme was a complicated revenge plot by donna to get back at their teacher for killing her grandmother. betty blackmails her with this information so donna can’t have the tracy true contract, and everything is “wrapped up” just in time for gay kevin to announce he’s doing a variety show. gay kevin’s intentions of performing hedwig are destroyed when mr honey is like “no, this is inappropriate for high schoolers,” and so the riverteens decide to band together and have everyone perform hedwig songs as an act of protest. meanwhile, betty and jughead fight because jughead didn’t do his homework because he was too busy watching the stalker vhs tapes, and veronica and archie fight because he lied about her father working out at his gym, given that hiram has tried to kill him multiple times and doesn’t really care about his health. betty and archie use this as an opportunity to kiss during origin of love. the variety show is cancelled, but the core four and gay kevin perform midnight radio on the roof, and jughead watches a stalker vhs tape of someone in a betty mask killing someone in a jughead mask. tickle porn shenanigans continue, and gay kevin is threatened over cheating his original tickle porn handler out of money. mr honey then forces them to shut the website down. cheryl leaves the rum business after her mother is threatened because of goons that were mad at hiram. hiram decides to deal with this by going after said goons. archie writes a song for betty, they explore their relationship further, but she picks jughead over him even when he says he’ll dump veronica for her. jughead discovers that ethel watched his and betty’s sex tape, and he and charles uncover blue velvet video, which houses sexy films and snuff films, and jughead is like “oh this is connected to the whole vhs stalker thing.” cheryl is sent a video of someone dressed up as her father killing someone dressed up as her brother. the riverteens turn their focus to the fact that all of them except archie and jughead have been banned from prom for various reasons, and betty suggests they kill mr honey as punishment. jughead writes an elaborate murder fantasy about them doing so, and also kills off reggie and drives cheryl insane for the bit i guess. the riverteens conclude that mr honey was behind the vhs stalker tapes and have him fired, and he tells them they’re all deranged before going to teach at stonewall prep. the school secretary tells them all the wonderful things mr honey did for the school and hands jughead a recommendation letter he wrote him for college. jughead realises they fucked up and rewrites his story so mr honey lives, but uh oh! he and betty uncover a vhs tape of their fictional murder of mr honey, much like the others.
and that’s what you missed on riverdale!
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100 Weird AU's? Yes.
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So, I had these AU prompts on my phone for quite a while, and I was actually thinking about using them. And what better way to do it than using them with the Tracy's?
Reading and reading these prompts again (and under the gentle guidance of @willow-salix ) I thought that these prompts doesn't exactly match the brothers' everyday situation, but what if we push it past its limit? Yes, biting more that you can chew can be a little difficult, but I don't think it will be impossible. And that's where this challenge is born!
Get the Tracy's out of International Rescue's bubble and let them live an everyday situation as normal people! They can also be medieval nobles or even futuristic robots, the choice's up to you! You can choose from soo many things others don't even think about (and not even me, for a while)!
Many thanks to @tag2060 for the cover and @willow-salix for the support (both emotional and 'fic-ical'. I love both of you💚
NOTE: THESE PROMPTS AREN'T ALL MINE. I TOOK THEM FROM A GIRL I'M NOT IN CONTACT WITH ANYMORE, BUT I WAS TOLD I COULD USE THEM. ALL CREDITS FOR THESE AU'S GO TO HER, WHATEVER IS HER NAME (lmao). THE GOLD MARKED ONES (7, 11, 20, 23, 39, 47, 63, 64, 70, 83, 89, 91, 93, 96, 100) ARE ALL MINE, IN SUBSITUTION OF A FEW THAT WERE THERE, SO CREDIT FOR THE GOLDEN MARKED ONES GOES TO ME, BUT NOT EVERY ONE OF THEM.
NOTE²: SOME OF THE PROMPTS CONTAIN STRONG THEMES, LIKE DEPRESSION AND SEXUAL CONTENT. IF YOU'RE SENSIBLE TO THESE THEMES, DON'T DO THEM, NOBODY FORCES YOU IF YOU DON'T FEEL COMFORTABLE.
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To participate in this challenge, all you have to do is take one of the AU prompts from the list, one or more (or all) Tracy characters, and post your fic (can be a ficlet, or a series) under the tag #100weirdTracys and #100weirdAUs.
If you don't want to participate, please don't harass/bully me. I made this challenge just for fun, and I don't want for it to feel like something bad. In fact, I don't even regret doing this thing, even if it's strange.
Ah, I almost forgot: this challenge will be over in December, so you have 4 months to choose a prompt and make a fic about it. On December I'll review all the fics, but I'll always be reblogging and reading during these 4 months lol.
If you want to tell me something, hit me up on DM's! I hope you have fun with those prompts and those bois!
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TO RESUME:
• Swearing is allowed.
• You can write as many words as you want!
• Oc's and muses can pop in too!
• Make sure to tag your fic(s) under the '#100weirdTracys' and '#100weirdAUs' tags, so that I can find them easily.
• Always tag or contact me if you need help with anything! I'll be more than glad to help you!
• If you decide to do the mature prompts (19, 90, just to state an example) please refrain from using a too mature language and don't go further than making up. I don't like that kind of language, so it would be peachy to just avoid writing so they make wild sex behind a bush. Any kind of very mature fic or language won't be read by me, I'm sorry. You can still use those prompts, but don't work their bed life too much.
• Any dialect or first language apart from english is more than welcome in this yard! I would love even to read snippets of foreign language in fics, as long as there's a translation near it, but you're not forced to write in another language. If you don't feel comfortable doing it just don't do it, even if I'm telling you. (For the record, I love Irish so much I could listen to a person speaking this language for hours and you won't hear me complaining).
• I will accept this challenge in whatever form it takes, be it a fic, a drawing, a song, etc. I’m open to anything and I watch everything that comes before me!
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That said, you can find the prompts down here:⬇️
 #1 I saved you from drowning!AU
#2 I broke into your house at two in the morning because I was drunk and I thought it was my house!AU
#3 I am a door-to-door seller please buy something!AU
#4 I grabbed the wrong luggage at the airport!AU
#5 I know we hate each other, but a wedding would be more convenient for both of us!AU
#6 I accidentally poured you a love potion!AU
#7 I sent you 12 messages but you left me on read!AU
#8 I am your secret admirer and I leave you anonymous cards!AU
#9 Sorry, but I was first in line!AU
#10 We don’t know each other but let's pretend to be together because someone is bothering me!AU
#11 We pack up to do a funny trip but we end up in Bolivia without fuel!AU
#12 Locked in quarantine and we're bored! AU
#13 I do everything to find out the identity of this superhero and you try to mislead me because it’s really you!AU
#14 I got into a taxi just to find out it was already occupied!AU
#15 I called the wrong number!AU
#16 I got into the wrong car OMG I'm ashamed, but while you’re there why don’t you give me a ride!AU
#17 I found a wallet and my business is to find the owner and return it!AU
#18 I am a street artist and you complain that I play in front of your house at night!AU
#19 I caught you watching porn!AU
#20 We're two strangers that start chatting while waiting for the bus!AU
#21 Nosy and sloppy roommates!AU
#22 Old childhood friends who come back after years!AU
#23 I got shot to the arm/leg but you're there to save me and OMG ILY!AU
#24 We’re sitting next to each other on a plane and please don’t throw up on me!AU
#25 We accidentally switched phones!AU
#26 We are both contestants in a reality show and let's pretend to be together because the audience will ship us!AU
#27 I am a wedding planner and my ex’s wedding had to happen to me!AU
#28 I learned sign language to communicate with you!AU
#29 Professional model and novice photographer!AU
#30 Sorry I ran you over!AU
#31 We make out and then I find out that you are my roommate’s boyfriend!AU
#32 I’m quoting aloud the last book of a series and I’m spoiling you!AU
#33 It is a universally acknowledged truth that a bachelor with a large fortune must be looking for a wife!AU
#34 I am a Partisan and you are a fascist!AU(Italy during World War II!AU)
#35 I am the blood of the dragon!AU (Iron Throne!AU)
#36 Your dog is hitting on mine!AU
#37 I’m depressed and I decide to call a hotline!AU
#38 You are my soulmate but I am in love with someone else!AU
#39 Strange encounter at tattoo shop!AU
#40 On my mark, unleash hell!AU(Roman Empire!AU)
#41 I am an Elf, don’t look at me for ears I am ashamed of!AU(The Lord of the Rings!AU)
#42 Maybe my life should be more than just survival!AU(The 100!AU)
#43 I am an activist and I am trying to convert you to the cause!AU
#44 We are occupying the school but you are a spoilsport!AU
#45 All our friends are drunk and we're not!AU
#46 We’ve been together for three months and now you’re telling me you’re a werewolf!AU
#47 X has to go into a rocket to the moon and Y has to train X!
#48 Knight in shining armor and damsel in distress!AU
#49 We reluctantly team up against the zombie apocalypse!AU
#50 I’m a vampire and your smell is driving me nuts!AU(Twilight!AU)
#51 Monsters have attacked the Earth and the only way to save humanity is aboard giant robots piloted by two people who must maintain a mental union!AU(Pacific Rim!AU)
#52 My timer stopped as soon as I saw you!AU(Soulmate!AU)
#53 I need a lawyer and you are the best!AU
#54 I’m a Viking and I plundered your ship!AU
#55 I’m a classic dandy from the Regency Age and you’re just a silly girl from the lower middle class!AU
#56 I’m a policeman and you’re an intrusive journalist and I really shouldn’t give you any information about the new murder!AU
#57 You are a wannabe actress and I am a theatrical director who is losing patience and health!AU
#58 Due to a computer error, X and Y become college roommates!AU
#59 X wants to see the world of Y, how he lives and what he usually does, and ends up spending a night in prison!AU
#60 I attend the yoga course just to watch how flexible the instructor is!AU
#61 I am a bounty hunter and you are my prey!AU
#62 I am a secret spy and pretend to be your friend only to get information about your father!AU
#63 I discuss with you about a thing but you have in mind another!AU
#64 We are forced to be best friends just because our moms were best friends too but you're too bossy for me!AU
#65 We broke up but I never changed emergency contacts and now I’m in the hospital and they called you!AU
#66 I am an angel and you are a demon!AU
#67 I hit you on the balls during a game of paintball and oh my god I am so sorry!AU
#68 We live in a dystopian world where your partner is chosen by society!AU(Matched!AU)
#69 I’m a dragon trainer I’ll prove to you that they are peaceful creatures!AU(Dragon Trainer!AU)
#70 Date at japanese restaurant!AU
#71 You’re a cheerleader and I’m a punk and we live in two different worlds!AU
#72 I was a zombie and I was "re-animated" but you treat me like I’m still a monster!AU(In the Flesh!AU)
#73 I am your son’s teacher and I am calling to talk to you about his conduct, would he also come to dinner with me!AU
#74 I am an Achaean warrior and you Trojan and we are fighting the Trojan War!AU
#75 I met my asshole boss at the bar but I found out he’s pretty cool!AU
#76 It was not my intention to touch your ass, it’s just that the bus is crowded, it’s not my fault ok!AU
#77 I went fishing and accidentally fished a mermaid!AU
#78 I just committed a crime and I need to use you as a hostage!AU
#79 You’re the bastard who always parks in front of my door and in spite I’ll scratch your car!AU
#80 I accidentally went back in time and fell in love with you, too bad you’re a barbarian!AU
#81 I urgently need you to fix my computer but please don’t judge me for my chronology!AU
#82 I work on the cruise ship where you are spending your holidays!AU
#83 I'm out in the rainstorm without an umbrella because the weather forecast was sunny!AU
#84 I hugged the wrong person from behind!AU
#85 Celebrity on the run and ordinary citizen confused!AU
#86 Stuck in a ranch cleaning horse poop but it doesn’t matter because that cowboy is a badass!AU
#87 We got married in Vegas, but we’re total strangers!AU
#88 But, officer, I wasn’t doing anything wrong, I was just smoking a joint, want a hit!AU
#89 X is an astronaut and Y is a weird but funny alien that likes to scream, overreact and laugh!AU
#90 I slept with you for a bet but I loved it and I’d like to keep seeing you!AU
#91 I reveal to some friends that you wear boxers/underwear with green aliens on them but you're behind me and oh gosh total shame!AU
#92 Oops I accidentally entered a busy dressing room!AU
#93 You're a stranger but I keep crossing paths with you and I'm kinda confused right now!AU
#94 X is a medium and Y a ghost!AU
#95 X is a guardian angel and Y wants to die!AU
#96 X accidentally enters in a cat and Y has to rescue it from up a tree!AU
#97 X risks losing the house because Y’s company wants to buy the land!AU
#98 I’m an artist and I need a model do you want to pose for me!AU
#99 I’m not really sick but the new doctor is so beautiful that I found out I have a disease with an unpronounceable name!AU
#100 A strange job application!AU
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If you find them more practical, I also have some photos down here with all the prompts organized:⬇️
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That said, enjoy! Hope it brings you joy and makes you happy while you do it!💙💚🧡💛❤💜💖🖤
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