#team of dumbass 😂❤️

[teardropsonmyviolin]

king of my heart | lh44

pairing : lewis hamilton x photographer!fem!reader

genre : social media au

summary : in which mercedes introduces their newest photographer for the team! everyone loves her and fans start speculating a romance brewing between lewis and y/n!

a/n : tysm for all the love on my first smau !! love y’all 🥹🥹 slightly longer smau but that’s only because i love pictures. (thank u to @ultraviolence69420 for giving me this idea)

mercedesamgf1

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mercedesamgf1 the photographer and the shots! we introduce our newest member of the team, y/n y/l/n!

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yourusername thank you so much! such a pleasure to be a part of the best team in f1!

mercedesamgf1 the pleasure is ours, y/n!

username just checked her account and SHES SO GORGEOUS, HER PICS TOOO

username y/n getting the recognition she deserves 🗣️

username when will we get y/n and mercedes content ?!?!

mercedesamgf1 soon!

username i absolutely adore y/n’s photography i’m glad she got this job

yourusername

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yourusername life lately ft. rip my coffee :(

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lewishamilton your poor coffee! 😂

yourusername ikr! so upsetting 😭

yourbff this new job is so you it’s crazy

yourusername i love it

username lewis in the likes and comments?!?

username yeah no shit… she works for mercedes dumbass

username y/n is so mercedes coded

username y/n’s aesthetic 😩😩

username I LOVE YOU

username yall see how it was only lewis that commented and not george 👀

username girl this is not a shane dawson youtube video 😭😭 obvi lewis is gonna interact when she’s the newest member of the team

mercedesamgf1

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mercedesamgf1 some of our favorite roscoe moments!

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lewishamilton ❤️🐶

georgerussell63 ROSCOEEEE!!!!

yourusername i love roscoe so much 🥹🥹 best doggie ever ever !!!!

username mercedes posting lots of yn recently like she’s a driver or something 👀

username bruh. she’s a photographer who had a large following before working for mercedes… ofc they’re gonna post her a lot

username the fans love y/n!!!

username roscoe and y/n is all i needed.

lewishamilton

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lewishamilton photos were taken by the amazingly talented yourusername ❤️

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username atp just admit y’all are dating 😭😭

username LEWIS AND Y/N INTERACTIONS ARE WHAT I LIVE FOR

yourusername always a pleasure lew! 🩷📸

lewishamilton i love you to the moon and back

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username YALL SAW HIS COMMENT???

username he forgot this wasn’t the dms 😭😭

username oh so his comment explains why y/n got this job so fast 🤣

username or maybe because she’s an insanely talented photographer… she had a large following even before this

username lewis x y/n 🥹🥹

username this post is so boyfriend coded. i love y/n and lewis’ vibes.

username NOW IM WAITING FOR THE HARD LAUNCH.

yourusername

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yourusername here are some of my favorite (professional) pictures i’ve taken of my wonderful boyfriend 🥹🩷📸

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lewishamilton can’t believe it’s been almost three years with you. i absolutely love you to the moon and back. forever and ever. ❤️

yourusername i’m gonna cry 🥹🥹🥹 I LOVE YOUUUU SO MUCH

username UR TELLING ME THEY HAVE BEEN HIDING Y/N’S RELATIONSHIP WITH LEWIS FOR ALMOST THREE YEARS.

georgerussell63 it was extremely hard keeping a secret.

lewishamilton that’s why you weren’t interacting with her posts? 😂

yourusername secrets out finally 🩷 :))

username we all knew this was coming but still i’m gonna cry from how much i love them 🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️

username the caption ?!?!?!? “professional” GIRLLLLL

username y/n best photographer

username mercedes knew what they were doing when they hired her and i love that.

username y/n in mercedes and dating lewis makes this 100x better

username IMAGINE ALL THE HAMILTON BOYFRIEND MATERIAL PICS Y/N IS HIDING 😣😣😣😡😡😡🤬🤬

yourusername i’ll post more soon 🤫

#lewis hamilton #lewis hamilton x reader #f1 smau #f1 x y/n #f1 aesthetic #mercedes amg f1 #lewis hamilton smau #lewis hamilton 44 #lh44 #lewis hamilton x you #fem!reader #f1 x reader #f1 fanfic

[anyathefandom]

My thoughts on Monday's episode:

Shallow note: Trina's dress is so cute! Honestly taby's Trina fashion is always on point.😌

Okay I got a feeling that Laura is definitely about to be on Ava's ass next because she is pissed about everyone getting their lick in on nik.🙈

Adam huss really be bringing it to every scene he's in. Mans is menacing and now I'm punching the air because we didn't get to have him as Nikolas for long.😭

Tj describing Spencer: Zero impulse control, good guy, Vulnerable, A well of deep intense feelings,and lonely. Me: Exactly! And it's so sad that not that many people see beyond his bravado but at least the people who really know Spencer sees that.🥰 Also when are we getting the tj x Spencer bromance? Like I would to see them hanging out whenever William can't film.👀

No because you can tell tj actually was really fond of kid Spencer with the way he talks about him. I really need to see them hang out.🥺 Also I can already tell we can add tj to team Sprina.😌

Okay but can we talk about how josslyn supposedly has know Spencer longer and even she can't describe Spencer the way tj has. Like please writers give up on that friendship altogether.🥴

It's wild how Laura is breathing down Spencer's neck about blackmailing Nikolas instead of breathing down Nik's neck about what Spencer has against him. Like yeah we see her ask Spencer what it is he has on Nik but it just seems like she wants to know just so she can tell Spencer not to take it to the police. Like ma'am are we for real right now?🙃

Laura: Drop what? My feelings for you and your father? Spencer: No, not for me but for my father I do think that he is a waste of your time: me:

Why are the writers setting Laura up like this?🙈 They got her mentioning how Spencer used to worship his father is a kid as if that is relevant as of right now. Like ma'am Nik as done some unforgivable shit since he's come back and knocking Esme up was the last straw for Spencer.🤷

Laura really making me wish she would go vacation again because sis making herself look so crazy by taking up for her dumbass son. Laura that man is grown give it up.😩

Like Laura needs to look into a mirror and realize she's giving Victor right now and that's red flag number 1.🚩 You never want to be giving Victor. Sometimes you just got to say "Fuck uniting the family" and that's okay.❤️

Trina: I mean I can text Spencer but it's really easy to lie in a text. If I see him I'll know. Me: And that's on soulmatism.🤷

I mean I don't have strong feelings on tolly but I can say that tj comparing Sprina's "Friendship" to the tolly partnership should be Trina's wake up call that they are more than friends.🤭

Tj: How long have you known Spencer? Trina: About a year and a half but it feels a lot longer because of everything that's happened. That soft smile when she spoke about knowing for a year and half makes me just go "Even though they've been through so much you can tell she doesn't regret knowing him🥹"

Oh Trina got a set of wheels. Thank goodness she can easily collect her stuff from Curtis's raggedy castle and leave when shit hits the fan.😌

Also I would love to see more Trina and tj scenes. I loved this talk so much because you can tell Trina was relieved someone in her family wasn't bashing Spencer and she didn't have to fight for that boy's honor😂.

I mean I definitely still don't want Spencer to get custody of that kid but laura is acting like first time parents are professionals when their not because they are FIRST TIME PARENTS.🙈 Like you don't need to have babysat a baby just to be a parent.

Laura trying to keep Spencer in this cycle of toxicity with his father is just taking me out still. Leave Spencer alone at this point.😬

So Nik what exactly is sonny supposed to be doing why you try and take Avery away?🥴

Spencer basically to Laura: Sorry grandmother but my father has maxed out his "The Good Cassadine" card and I'm not dealing with the bs anymore.🤷 You deal with that shit show if you want but I'm out.

Ava to Nikolas the minute he decided he wanted to try the right bitch:

#trina robinson #spencer cassadine #laura collins #tj ashford #nikolas cassadine #ava jerome #general hospital

[franchufeuillassier]

Dak & Zeke; for anon

I have the pleasure to introdice you to the Dumbest Husbands on the NFL. Dont get attached theyll probably split this offseason and ill cry for a whole year

Dak and Zeke both were drafted by the cowboys in the 2016 draft and became best friends instantly

(zeke the only dumbass that could forget a 5M bonus on his friend's car....)

Okay Dak. Okay.

I wasn't a fan in 2016 (sorry I'm European) so ive only watched the highlights but apparently they were very good and Dak won OROTY. Zeke was also nominated and got into the stage with him to receive it 🥺 Dak asked if someone had a knife so they could share it and i cry a lot (we will all ignore the facial hair and looks, okay?)

That year they had a candy war???? Children.

After that season Zeke bought them matching diamond pendants (is that the word? Idk shiny diamond jewelry) with 214 because their numbers are #21 and #4 and the Dallas area code is 214 😭 Dak doesn't really wears his because he is an elegant man that wears suits and bowties but it's okay I'm sure he still appreciated it very much

The Salvation Army Kettle Celebration: i have no words, this is the moment that keeps on giving. Zeke got fined for it and nearly got dak fined too lmao i love a pair of clowns. It was also a very nice TD imho

Dont lie to us, Dak, i know you secretely enjoyed it

2020 was though on Dak (the ankle, his brother...) but zeke was a good bff

When Dak injured his ankle in 2020 zeke scored a TD that same game and held up 4 fingers in front of the camera as a celebration for Dak :((

Hard Knocks was lowkey boring but it was also Extremely Iconic. If i had 1. Skills and 2. Patience i would crop every single dak-zeke moment of the series but I'm lazy so ❤️ i won't (i also can't gif but sometimes i still do so if you suddenly see me posting a 2 hours video of them don't call me out, im just a liar)

The best thing was THIS, in which Zeke literally watches a video tutorial to learn how to wrap a gift for Dak because "that's his best friend and it's the first gift he has wrapped in my life". Okay i won't cry. Zeke's bday was a week before (July 22nd and 29th) and Dak got him a diamond bracelet because NFL men like shiny stuff i guess. Btw the gift was a luggage/suitcase/travel thing/idk English is hard that matches Zeke's so yeah now they have matching luggage. Married i said. Also said luggage thing is worth almost 13k$ i dont understand rich people

"😁🥰✨💕going on six years💕✨🥰😁"

Also enjoy a bonus "team wish Dak a happy birthday in a very loving way" video

Some random photos, videos and tweets, as a treat

(idk why its flagged as sentitive content they are DANCING)

Poor Cooper Rush live slug reacting

Ceedee is the best but im putting this video here so you see the hug

And this. Whatever this is. Yes, buying squirty penis guns because why not???

#anon i cried making this #it was hard #so you better enjoy it #and theres more moments #like when zeke did the dak after a TD #or he fights whoever touches his QB #and many hugs and cute videos #BUT #my eyes hurt #so this is what you get #they are very good boys and you can hate the cowboys but they are very very likeable imo #and very very married #anyway thats them #i love them #jerry pls #do NOT separate them #(i apologize for any typos and mistakes english is hard) #long post #like REALLY long #hope u enjoy it anon

[toffoliravioli]

I’m actually from NJ so I think I was born into this dumbass team 😂 it’s been a long time of suffering so it’s nice to see the success they’ve had this year, even if I can’t watch most games live. These boys deserve the love and support and I know I’ll cry when they hand the cup to Nico one day ❤️🖤🤍

Oh pfttt nvm then, you’re truly one of us hello 😭🤝 you just managed to escape thats even better

Oh I’m gonna be a mess when that happens, literally taking the entire month off. When that day comes you gotta come back here and celebrate with all of us

#winnie answers

[marmolita]

okay @thekookster wanted this sidnate texting failfic, so here it is, in all its dumbass glory 😅

disclaimer: this is really stupid, which is why I am not posting it on ao3 where other people will see it lmao

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[Sid] come on, Nate, now you're taking this joke too far

[Nate] who said it was a joke

[Sid] ha ha very funny

[Sid] you joked the same way with Drouin in juniors, I've seen that tweet about Valentine's day

[Nate] yeah, Jo and I went out for sushi on Valentine's day

[Sid] right, like I said

[Nate] wait what do you think happened after we went out to dinner?

[Sid] you went home?

[Nate] we made out in my car for an hour until it was too close to Jo's curfew

[Nate] it was a date

[Nate] he was my boyfriend

[Sid] uh huh, sure

[Nate] do you seriously not believe me

[Nate] I thought everyone knew about me and Jo

[Nate] here ask him yourself [attachment: contact card for Jonathan Drouin]

[Nate] I can't believe you need to ask my ex boyfriend for verification that he's my ex boyfriend

[Nate] what the fuck Sid

*

[Unknown Number] hey Drouin it's Sidney Crosby, Nate gave me your number

[Crosby] sorry if this is a super weird question but that thing about you and Nate in juniors, that was a joke right?

[Jo] hi

[Jo] what thing?

[Crosby] the thing about being each other's Valentines and stuff

[Crosby] was that real?

[Jo] yes?

[Crosby] I mean

[Crosby] were you and Nate actually dating?

[Jo] yes??

[Jo] why are you asking me about this instead of him

[Jo] are you jealous or something? I haven't been with him in years, he's all yours, I won't steal him back

[Crosby] are you fucking with me right now

[Jo] Nate's the one who wants to fuck you, not me

[Jo] you do have a nice ass though

[Jo] you can tell him I said that you have a better ass than him

*

[Jo] Crosby has a better ass than you

[Jo] I told him to tell you but he probably won't

[Nate] fuck you

[Nate] my ass is great

[Nate] but you're right Sid's is better

[Nate] you told him we dated right

[Jo] yeah, had you not told him before?

[Nate] I thought he knew!

[Nate] he's being a dumbass

[Jo] you probably broke his brain telling the whole world how big your heart eyes are

[Jo] as if we didn't already know

[Nate] that's the thing though

[Nate] he thinks I'm joking

[Jo] ???

[Jo] 😂

[Jo] when are you seeing him again?

[Nate] we don't have any more games against each other this season

[Jo] damn i was gonna say you should just kiss him, then he'll get it

[Jo] but at least call him or something

[Jo] don't just text him a thousand heart emojis

[Nate] I don't text him a thousand heart emojis

[Jo] maybe you should

[Nate] maybe you should mind your own business

[Jo] you made it my business when you gave Crosby my number

[Jo] and you made it the world's business when you let the NHL film you writing "I❤️ Sid"

[read 8:37pm]

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[Nate] I know you talked to Jo

[Nate] he texted me to make fun of my ass

[Nate] so thanks for that

[Sid] you and him actually dated eh?

[Nate] yeah we did

[Sid] I didn't know

[Sid] that you and him, you know

[Sid] that you were into guys

[Nate] …….

[Nate] Sid.

[Sid] how was I supposed to know? it's not like you ever said anything

[Incoming call from Nathan MacKinnon]

*

"You fucking dumbass!" Nate's voice is loud enough that Sid pulls the phone away from his ear. "That's the most, like-- heteronormative thing! I never made a secret out of being bi, I talk about how hot my team captain is all the time, my relationship with Jo was as public as it gets, and I have been flirting with you for years!"

Sid blinks at the phone. "Hetero-what now?"

"Heteronormative? Is that a word? I thought it was a word. Like, you assumed I was straight so much that you thought everything I said was a joke! I'm not straight! Holy shit, are you? Is that why you never said anything? Because I was pretty sure you weren't straight and you just weren't interested but oh god if I was wrong please just kill me now, don't let me embarrass myself anymore."

Sid has had a lot of practice staying cool under pressure over the years, but somehow now his heart is racing. The thought that Nate has been-- that Nate's had feelings--

"Sid? Are you there?"

"Yeah, Nate, I'm just-- I didn't-- I didn't know, okay? Jesus Christ, give me a minute." He takes a couple of deep breaths and listens to Nate doing the same on the other end of the line. "I'm not straight," he says eventually, even though it's kind of terrifying every time he's said that out loud in his life.

"Oh thank god," Nate says with a sigh. "Okay, just not interested, I got it, I'll back off."

"No!" Sid exclaims, then smacks himself in the face with his palm. "I mean. I'm not straight but I thought you were. If I knew you weren't, I would've-- I mean, when you-- Do you really--?"

"Yeah, Sid, I really. Do you maybe-- Do you want to go out with me, sometime?"

"Like a date?" Sid asks, proud of himself for keeping his voice steady.

"Like a date," Nate confirms.

"Yeah," Sid says, the corner of his mouth twitching into a smile. "Yeah, I'd like that."

Nate lets out a whoop on the other end of the line, which just makes Sid laugh. "Just wait," Nate says, "I'm gonna boyfriend the hell out of you."

"Give me your best shot," Sid replies with a grin. When he hangs up, he watches the gif again: Nate's grin, his careful writing, the bright, glowing I ❤️ Sid.

#not even gonna tag this as anything lmao I don't want people to find it

[meetmeatthecoda]

Each time I see Red's face when Liz tells him that she and Tom got married in the 5th season (and I say every time because I like the first couple of episodes for having some quality Red&Liz, Red&Dembe and Red&his team content – also one of my favorite doctors and the ridiculous story about a wild pig attacking Red's left flank 😂 – so I always intend to watch only them but before I know it the episodes I don't enjoy nearly as much begin playing and I want to turn them off but then remember that there's a good scene in that one episode three episodes down the line and, like a dumbass I am, I end up watching the whole season 😅), the way his jaw literally dropped at those words like "Are you kidding me, Lizzy?!", I can't help but cackle but also HARD SAME, Red, sweetie, HARD SAME (how does Liz manage to make the same mistakes – dangerous for her own health and sanity and of those around her, mind you – over and over again is clearly beyond both of us).

Hey there, anon!! 😄 Ugh, what a relatable ask!! I haven't re-watched season 5 anytime recently (although I am very familiar with the "Just One More" Blackhole of TBL/TV watching 😂) but this moment is definitely burned into my memory regardless 😒 And yes - Red's dumbfounded WTF expression is equal parts hilarious, devastating, & oh-so-relatable... cause yes indeed, anon, how TF Liz manages to so consistently make such piss poor decisions may very well be her superpower LOL 😓 Anyway, thank you for this great & entertaining ask, anon, I appreciate it, & much love to you, of course, my friend!! ❤️

#The Blacklist #Lizzington #mine #ask #anon #season 5 #thoughts #ugh #i feel you anon #thanks for this my friend #much love!! #:) #<3

[the59er]

September 2020!

My September 2020! 😊: 

1 Sep 2020 Listening: Thank U - Alanis Morisette

Welcoming 1st September with vertigo 👎 Woozy throughout the day ☹️

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2 Sep 2020 Listening: Breaking the Girl - RHCP

Great thing about the current wfh situation is being able to be there for my elderly parents. Today I managed to use my lunchtime to drive Dad to and from the hospital for his biannual check up, saving him loads of time from looking for parking, & energy from the need to walk from the parking lot to the actual hospital tower. Hamdulillah. 

via Ruby Uzi

The not-so-great thing about wfh is that I have unfortunately developed some sort of anxiety over phone calls 😂 Everytime it rings now I just PANIC thinking it’s work! 😩

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3 Sep 2020 Today I Watched: The Usual Suspects (1995)

Helped Mom type out a letter. Afternoon tea with both Mom & Dad while I work at the dining table. Little things like these are going to make me miss working from home, terribly. ☹️ 

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4 Sep 2020 Listening: Run Around - Blues Traveler

It’s DoubleH’s birthday! I have shit ton of dumbass pictures good for future blackmail 😂😂 BUT keepin it nostalgic instead with a picture from past years’ customary Raya kopi! 🎂 ☕️

Today after work I had to rush to the dentist’s and it was RAINING CATS & DOGS and I thank God I still have my AF1s because they sure did come in handy! I didn’t want to wear any of my canvas vans because I know they’re going to get soaked, so these AF1s act like rain boots! I ran through puddles and my feet are still kept dry. Excellent shoes 👌 

Initially wanted to give them away because I RARELY wear them, but I had no takers since my feet are too small, apparently. But I guess now I know its purpose ☔️😊 

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5 Sep 2020 Listening: Plastic Door - KennyHoopla  

Didn’t know that I had to pre-order the gluten free pizza at Crust. They didn’t specify it anywhere in their website so I was deeply disappointed because that was the sole reason I suggested to go to Crust, so that I could eat pizza 🍕 

On the brightside, got to spend it with the birthday man with the gang so it was all good good! 🥰

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6 Sep 2020 Listening: Heart Math - GLK 

Woke up to running water 🎉

Old one from 2016 ruby uzi

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7 Sep 2020 Listening: I Alone - Live

Migraine Monday, what’s new?

Migraine, 2019, via Ruby Uzi

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8 Sep 2020 Today I watched: American Psycho

Happy birthday to my high school friend, Sasarah! 🧡

Im still plowing through my phone camera roll and the months March and April are by far the most boring content because of MCO! MCO also triggered ED as proven in my camera roll filled with pictures of food I have consumed (which was very little) because I was rationing my food. 

But I am now a-okay!

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9 Sep 2020 Listening: 8:16 A.M. - 311

Work was a flop because of multiple power trips 😩 To be honest, I am quite exhausted because it doesn’t seem to end. This is me:

via Ruby Uzi

Im looking forward to my block leave! 🎉 Even though it will be used for my food trial that may or may not lead to sickness.. but the thought of not needing to sign in is bliss ❤️

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10 Sep 2020 Listening: Shimmer - Fuel

10/10 will recommend turmeric for your face because my chin improved significantly after I used this exact ingredient. Left was before, right is after. 

Most importantly, the chin zits did not reoccur. Before July, I was living with them everyday. 

Both bought from Sephora.

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11 Sep 2020 Listening: Kissing the Lipless - The Shins

I failed today because I woke up with severely dry eyes & a migraine. Was in and out of sleeping the headache off until I finally took myself out for air & boba before sunset. 

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12 Sep 2020 Listening: Interstate Love Song - Stone Temple Pilots

Today is Ainal’s birthday! I remember being excited to have same-generation colleagues when I joined her team at work because all of my previous teammates were much older than me.

For lunch, Mars and I went to Bens who unfortunately went back to their old menu which means no more of my usual butter chicken curry 😡 That was my go-to! Settled on their cheese burger instead which I barely touched. 

Met up with HH for kopi at Piu Piu ☺️. ☕️☕️☕️☕️/☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️ yum! I had their black (hot), iced chocolate & iced latte to close it off. Wore my “cloudy with a chance of meatballs” Vans today and they always make me feel happy.

Mars took photos of me at some random alley where we parked and I just HAD to photoshop them 😬

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13 Sep 2020 Listening: Feel Good Hit of the Summer - QOTSA

This morning while trying to purge the closet I decided to take out my “box of memories” to see what I’ve accumulated over the years and it was funny seeing stuff that I’ve kept since high school. I have another smaller box where I kept random notes / cards / letters.. I love keeping tabs of certain things in hopes that I will remember them in the future.

Today we visited okgo. Mars scored me a cute hat.

And there’s a new cute soy place called Huang Soy Bar. I love soy milk, they’re refreshing (& a LOT kinder to my lactose intolerant ass).

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14 Sep 2020 Listening: Escape to the Cloud Forest (Along the River) - Monster Rally

My severely dry eyes strike again, leading to yet another Migraine Monday. What’s new?

What a waste of an off day.

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15 Sep 2020 Listening: Faith - SCTS

USB-C to Lightning cable has got to be my best (& the only useful) purchase today, amongst other UNNECESSARY items bought. I felt so much better waking up today and I went straight out to do some financial damage which harms me even more. When will I ever learn?

Also since I was feeling physically better, I started the food trial diary thingamajig I was supposed to do. Barely a day in, and I already gained a kg. Wtf?

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16 Sep 2020 Listening: Broke - The Beta Band

Happy Malaysia Day 🇲🇾 

I dropped off my old handheld vacuum at The Hive (they accept e-waste!) before lunch at Gardens and also old clothes at a Kloth Cares bin. And then the yush kopi time with HH. Today I ordered with oat milk. Definitely not my cup of kopi.

Oh! Highlight of the day was finally meeting Alya, IRL! 😂 We’ve known each other since highschool on myspace hehe cool kan! Should’ve taken a picture together! 

Here’s an old one from 2019′s Malaysia Day via Ruby Uzi. This time last year we wore masks for haze, this year we wear masks for the prevention of Covid-19. What a year ☹️ 

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17 Sep 2020 Listening: Glow - AAF

Yesterday my brother taught me how to actually read the numbers on your car tyres lol and we discovered that my rear tyres were from 2015! So to be safe, today I replaced them. 

When was the last time You check your tyres? 

& with the exception of your Dad and siblings, do you trust other people to drive your car? 

I may not drive a fancy car but it is serving me well and Im grateful for that ❤️

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18 Sep 2020 Listening: Mind Trick - Jamie Cullum

Picked up my last batch of eye drops for the year in the a.m. and got the car washed. My plan to meet up with Mars after prayers was quashed due to my sudden allergy attack. Today was also the final day of my week-long holiday and I wasted it by getting sick! 💔 

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19 Sep 2020 Listening: Stand and Deliver - Adam & The Ants

Happy 19! 

BakedKL sent me the brownies I ordered for Mars’ sister’s wedding in the morning 🎉  

Unfortunately, aside from the plan of passing him the brownies, we did not have anything else planned or any specific errand to run so we drove aimlessly before finally deciding to try Harajucube which caused us diarrhoea later in the evening 😡 I had some baked rice thing. I do not recommend! 😡

Mannn I love making senseless GIFs 😬

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20 Sep 2020 Listening: A-Punk - Vampire Weekend

I love just sitting down and popping these. It helps me focus in a way. I usually don’t have the attention span for things. I don’t think Im anxious. Im just impatient. 

Today after lunch I met up with Aims for dessert 🍨 And later joined HH and Mars who just got done with his sister’s nikah.

I am actually quite content with slow days. 

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21 Sep 2020 Listening: No One Knows - Mixed Up Everything (QOTSA cover)

Back to work! This week’s goal is to wake up at 6.30 a.m. everyday (Highly doubt it) 😬

TJ actually made a tattoo out of an old work I did for his book and it looked so good on his skin, his tattoo artist made my drawing look so much better! Working with TJ got me out of my box because it was slightly different than what I am used to. The best thing out of it was the trust he had in me 😊

I wish I have more time to do commissions.. With my day job, it’s a bit difficult to commit to a timeline.

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22 Sep 2020 Listening: Riot Van - Arctic Monkeys

Today I read a tiny article about Sonia Delaunay from an old magazine. I love colours but I don’t have the eye for it at all. I am terrible at colour combination. It takes actual talent!!

Also today I finally sync up the health app on my phone and have unfortunately developed a thing where I feel the need to close the rings.. Im home all the time now and I dont even go on walks so what I do is I just run on the spot or do jumping jacks in an attempt to close the ring which is honestly fucking insane.

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23 Sep 2020 Listening: Dig a Pony - The Beatles

So apparently people DO get addicted at closing the rings, hence it is perfectly normal (almost). 

I mean, I’m perfectly aware that being addicted to something excessively is NEVER healthy.

Everything in moderation!!!

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24 Sep 2020 Listening: Warm Tape - RHCP

I ordered few bottles of cold brew to be received tomorrow and it was the only highlight of my day. It takes me back to the time when kopi was my only motivation to go to work, until skinnyman stopped making kopi at the usual spot 😒

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25 Sep 2020 Listening: Song to Sing when Im Lonely - John Frusciante

Working from home has made me rely on coffee first thing in the morning. Today I got extra cranky because I did NOT get my usual a.m. caffeine fix because the cold brew I ordered yesterday only arrived AFTER LUNCH 🤦🏻‍♀️ 

Why did I let myself be enslaved to dumb shit?

Since my caffeine consumption was later than usual, I felt ‘bleh’, so I drove out to buy Lays and more coffee. I honestly think if I live alone, my pantry would have nothing else but chips. And cereal. And milo to eat my cereal with. 

Oh and store bought coffee because I’d like to support local cafes! (when you know the ACTUAL reason is I just couldn’t be bothered about making my own coffee.)

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26 Sep 2020 Listening: Sunshine - Gabrielle

Saturday!

We had late lunch at Gardens before going to Sphere just for kopi. I give it  ☕️☕️☕️☕️/☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️. Today I wore the polleys I usually wear to the office. It was fun incorporating “work wear” with “casual wear” and since these have been benched after I started working from home in March, I thought Id take her out for a breather. 🌼

I appreciate good, long-lasting shoes. I’ve had these for the past 5 years. How old is your oldest pair of wearable shoes?

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27 Sep 2020 Listening: Monsters in the Parasol - QOTSA

What do you guys use to hold your phones in the car? My attempt at trying to wedge the clip together with magnets have unfortunately failed. The holder keeps on falling out of the ac vent. Or is my phone too heavy? (In my head, I imagine my phone saying: “are you callin me fat???”)

The most reliable car phone holder. via Ruby Uzi

Today I bought a small pot in an attempt to melt my leftover candles because why waste them bits when you can make new ones out of them, am I right??

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28 Sep 2020 Listening: Around the World - RHCP

Trying to resell the Supergas I bought ON IMPULSE. You know what happened when I compulsively shop? I get shit in the WRONG size. 

If anyone is interested.. it’s a Size 37. I also have them up on my Carousell. 

AND I have another pink glitter pair that I need to resell because of the same issue but have not yet taken a pic of. When will I learn...

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29 Sep 2020 Today I Watched: Coneheads (1993)

Last night I slept very late because I was rushing a deck for work, only to wake up in the morning to an email saying the meeting has been postponed 🤦🏻‍♀️

On a separate note, my watch straps arrived and I need to google how to make a hole through silicone nicely because...

I am also promising myself NOT to buy new shoes until at least one of my current unworn shoes are sold 😩

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30 Sep 2020 Listening: Save Tonight - Eagle Eye Cherry

Closed September by closing all the rings, finally! 🎉 

At the moment this has become my hobby. It’d be great if I can keep my attention on this for a longer time. (I get bored pretty easily. But then again, don’t we all? :p)

Bye September! Now everyone can wake up 🌈 

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