thinking about paulo pokemas again like. literally my favorite rival behind blue and gladion but there is NO content to go off for him. lmfao. also i made this
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Ghetsis: Why won't you just lie down and die with dignity!
Iris: We're champions! We don't do anything with dignity!
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Giovanni, rushing in: Do you want to make $50?
Guzma: How?
Giovanni: I need you to take the blame.
Ghetsis, in the distance: Oh, lord Arceus—!
Guzma: What did you do…?
Giovanni: I can't tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked.
Lusamine, also in the distance: Oh, holy mother of—!
Guzma: Make it $100 and you've got a deal.
Colress, also in the distance: Oh! My gods!
Giovanni: You're a good person.
Giovanni, grabbing Guzma and shoving him out of the room: Don't worry guys! I got him!
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Finally made art of Team Rainbow Rocket from my fic, a Villainous Journey Beyond the Horizon!
So far in the story, it’s only Giovanni, Cyrus, Ghetsis, and Volo! (Everyone is shiny except Cyrus so far, which I find very funny)
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rainbow rocket au where instead of all the baddies coming from timelines where they “won” they all just come from the same timeline and giovanni just somehow manages to get them at the right time only to find out that all of them fall on the range of “wow youre lame” to “whats your damn issue”.
he heard about maxie and archie during the time he spent hiding and thought “wow these guys are so cool im gonna invite them to join my evil team” only to find out that the two ecoterrorists who he thought were at each other’s throats are now married to each other and also adopted the very kids that stopped them from flooding the reigon/burning the reigon.
he only manages to recruit cyrus after the guy gets quite literally kicked out of the distortion world and lands on the yard outside after giratina told him that he served his time and that he should find a hobby. has no idea who giovanni is and at this point is only really in because giovanni was insistent. looks disheveled half of the time and is just done at this point.
giovanni didnt even know who ghetsis was until the old geezer breaks through the mansion door claiming that “if he wanted someone to fuck shit up with, he found his guy” through the shadow triad’s assistance. gio thinks he needs to be hospitalized but at this point it would only make him stronger.
lysnadre is only there because he saw the whole thing as a side gig due to how stupid everyone else ine the “”evil”” team look. for convenience sake we’ll say that he didnt die in x/y and just sorta. skipped town. giovanni only hired him because “holy hell this guy is tall. im pretty sure he could pick me up by the head and throw me.”
and then they all lose to a kid again because old men never learn.
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Had an idea in the Discord VC
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Tell him to go fuck himself
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