#teancum on the other hand is too cool to pine after anyone besides Lady Justice

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men who absolutely 100% had at least a little bit of a crush on captain moroni:

pahoran

helaman

corianton (this one was not little)

chief captain lehi

amalickiah (but like, angrily)

mormon

at least 600 stripling warriors having their mlm awakening

my dad

arnold friberg

men who captain moroni had a crush on:

teancum

#led #obviously this is not to say i don't think teancum Liked moroni #they definitely had a very powerful bromance #and were each other's favorite people in the world and likely also platonic soulmates #i just think moroni had a little bit of awestruck pining on his side #watching teancum do stupid reckless dudebro stuff with quiet heart eyes #teancum on the other hand is too cool to pine after anyone besides Lady Justice #jgjdshfg now im laughing at the idea of alma's two boys on this being like #corianton in ch42: headin off on a mission again; gonna be great to preach the word but also gonna be great to be far away from moroni #if im ever in the same room as a man that hot for too long i might go literally insane #helaman laughing at him: you need your eyes checked bro moroni's not that hot #helaman staring at the ceiling in bed that night: oh no #oh. [paragraph break; italics] o h