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eskititgay · 1 year

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frogs

#hey takenaka do you ever wanna be a frog #uhh.. i guess it'd be kinda cool.#mp100 #mob psycho 100 #kurata tome #takenaka momozou #my art #technically a shitpost

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securityholograms · 17 days

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jgj mention i stay winning

#me if reaching was my job 💸💸💸#technically a shitpost

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im-da-bronx · 3 months

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"why do white people like cheese so much?" its because they can digest it. next question

#this is a very short post about the facinating evolution of lactose tolerance and its distribution across the world #technically a shitpost #but based in fact #shitpost #relatable #cheese is delicious. if you can stomach it #I mourn for those who will never truly get to enjoy cheese #its delicious but also not unhealthy for you #so you don't suffer eating kale or smth #also its so versatile!#sweet AND savory dishes #colombians put cheese in their hot cocoa #I have yet to try it but it sounds intriguing #cheese #anthropology #archaeology #biology #anatomy

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honeydrop-sweetheart · 4 months

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Heya folks! I'm a cute wannabe sex worker, but today I have a PSA for you about what we call ✨"strength based thinking" ✨.

I have a bit of the autism. And, honestly, most days, it rules. I'm sexy and delightful and I don't have time for (or the ability to understand or care about) bullshit! But sometimes it sucks. In big ways, obviously, but also small and obnoxious ways. Like, especially with my ADHD, I can get stuck on the same few lines from a song and repeat it compulsively. That's sometimes really annoying... for people around me, but also (and more importantly, from a disability-friendly standpoint) for myself.

I have autism, though, and I can't make that go away, even if would want to.

It's much more obnoxious during the holiday season, where the same handful of songs designed to be earworms even for allistic people are on repeat everywhere. Instead of bemoaning my lot in life and being down on myself for how irritating it can be, though, I look at it as an opportunity to 🎵 get funky with it 🎵 and use other common autistic traits - gestalt language processing and good pattern recognition - to come up with fun adaptations. Sometimes, they're flops! Sometimes, I make a bardcore Missy Elliot post that gets more attention than all my adorable or horny selfies and I'm not even salty about it a little bit 😘. But it's always entertaining, and overpowers feeling frustrated and stuck with affirmations of creativity and cleverness!

#lore #technically a shitpost #or it's about to be anyway #actually autistic #autism

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foone · 5 months

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Bad idea: Age gap discourse but in a fantasy land where there's multiple races who have vastly different lifespans and life styles.

Is it wrong for a 27 year old human to date a 140 year old stone elf, considering most stone elves don't get out of diapers till their 30s?

Is it wrong for a 80 year old dwarf to date a two year old fire wisp, when fire wisps only live up to 5 years (between the eruptions) and have memories of their past lives, so in a way they're "born" at age 400,000+? That octogenarian dwarf is way younger than the fire wisp that's only physically younger than some of the socks the dwarf has!

Is it wrong for a chronomancer who was never born to date, well, anyone? They are zero years old and infinity years old and negative one hundred and seventeen years old all at once. They look like an old human, sure, with the long white beard and the wrinkly skin, but as far as anyone can tell, they've always looked like that. We've seen the cave paintings.

Is it wrong for a 30 year old lizardman (that's old in lizardman years) to date a human who is 60 years old in biological years (because of aging spells), 26 years old in lived-experience years, but only 13 years old in calendar years? (ie, they were born 13 years ago, but spent some of that time in sideways timelines, so they've lived more years than have passed in their home timeline?)

Is it wrong for a 12,000 year old dragon date a pile of 400 kobolds when kobolds only live like 10 years on average, but reach full maturity in one year? And if you disagree, can you do anything about it? You do know what happened to the last policeman who tried to arrest a dragon, right? Their city is still smoldering, 50 years later.

Is it wrong for anyone to date the time worm? It's the same age, every year. So the age gap can only intensify. If you start dating the time worm when you're both the same age, when do you break it off because you've become too much older than them?

And most confusing of all... What about the fairies? They could be anything between a thousand and a day old, they would lie about their age either way, and they can look like whatever they want. There's fairies we know for a fact have been around since the founding of The City of Towers, who met the silent mother herself, and also look like they're at most ten years old. Is it wrong to date them, or just really uncomfortable for everyone who sees it? And on the other side there's fairies who are "born" (hatched? They come from plants, I'm not sure what the verb even would be. Seeded? Sprouted, maybe) this week who are already appearing like middle-aged men and dancing with widows in what looks like a scheme to run off with her fortune but they never take the money, because what would a fairy want with worthless metal discs? Maybe fairies have a hive mind or genetic memory or reincarnation with full memories, they'd never tell you or give you a straight (or consistent) answer anyway.

Stonefolk are really the only inter-race dating situation anyone can agree on. They're unthinking & unmoving solid rock during the day, so those hours don't count. Thus their "real age" is a nice even half of their true age. So if you meet a stonefolk who was dug out 30 years ago, watch out: that's a 15 year old, and if you're a 25 year human, that's too young for you, even though their dig-date is five years before your birth-date.

EDIT: 2024/01/12: Changed the name of the Stonefolk

#Age gap discourse shitposting #One hundred and one magical pistols #Technically #My writing

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infraredss · 4 months

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never gonna argue with an butch lesbian. whatever u say handsome. wanna make out

#lesbian #butch lesbian #wlw #sapphic #lgbtq #shitpost #im technically butch but im also in love with butches #i wrote this from a butch 4 butch perspective but femmes and others who appreciate butches r so welcome #butch lesbians should kiss me on the mouth #i love you guys

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socvinc · 10 months

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original post here!

#hannigram #marlana #hannibal #hannibal nbc #nbc hannibal #hannibal lecter #will graham #alana bloom #margot verger #hannibal tv #technically #hannibal meme #hannibal shitpost #yeah i know i know bryan said that will is straight except for hannibal #and i considered just putting like. the straight flag jokingly next to the mlm flag but was like eh. nah. (bisexual laser)

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beaktube · 1 year

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Something funny I saw while going to the winter festival area in Istaria, under a cut

To start out, I’ll give a rundown of what Gnomekindle/winter festival is. The winter festival in this game is Gnomekindle, because gnomes. It has a secular Christmas feel to it with reindeer, decorated trees with wrapped gifts under them, and a gnome Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus stand in. Now the area which had used to be out in the world, probably around the gnome city, had since been moved to one of the repurposed starter islands, now called resort islands that are used exclusively to house the seasonal events year round.

Since Gnomekindle is the winter holiday there’s snow, icy lakes for skating, snowball fights, snowmen, etc. All the usual shit.

Or is it?

Behold, exhibit Snaux (snaux as in like faux snow).