#technically it might be Sarah’s but my stackie heart is full of joy rn

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Dr Raynor: Are you and Sam friends?

Bucky: I wouldn’t say that. More like two guys who have a mutual friend that is gone so we are just two guys.

Dr Raynor: Well that is sa-

Bucky: I sleep on his couch. He has a very nice couch.

Dr Raynor: Okay-

Bucky: Very nice couch. Like that couch in Restoration Hardware you want with all the pillows that has the deep sides and the toughened leather. That’s like 42 inches deep. It’s like a daybed but a couch.

Dr Raynor, dying inside like Bucky does in most therapy sessions: Well okay then-

Bucky: It’s like a 5000 dollar couch! Then he has like the cashmere blankets that are too small but they’re so warm to curl up to fit under them. He has those!

Dr Raynor:

Bucky: IT’S A GOOD COUCH! It’s a good couch.

Bucky: He just needs bigger blankets. He needs dude sized blankets. Like 6 by 9s cause he has 4 by 5s and I don’t fit :(

Dr Raynor: *jumps out of a window before he can go on*

#Bucky gets his revenge #Anthony mackie and Sebastian stans couch #Sebastian Stan’s couch #stackie #tfatws #Bucky barnes #taken from that scene when Bucky is SLEEPING ON SAMS COUCH #technically it might be Sarah’s but my stackie heart is full of joy rn #tfatws incorrect quotes #tfatws memes #fatws #fatws incorrect quotes #fatws memes #dr Raynor #mcu #mcu incorrect quotes #mcu memes #marvel #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel memes #tfatws spoilers #fatws spoilers