#technically self defense

[snickerdoodlles]

*leans over* A minimum of 10% of Pete and Chay becoming friends is them roasting Porsche.*walks away*

my friend Pete and Chay's primary bonding activity is roasting Porsche, 10% is only what they tell him to make him feel better.

#actually they roast everyone but porsche is their biggest mutual target #technically pete is giving chay self-defense lessons but really chay is asking for gossip and how to best pin his boyfriend to the wall #because chay only has the most correct priorities <3 #kinnporsche #i wish i had more to add but really im just that kermit nodding meme here nough said 😂

[calamarispiderart]

sketches of the three. i cant get the visual of heart as like this shaky little creature barking and growling and stuff out of my head like yeah. awesome. also, in regards to things like the fights between heart and mind, i think while mind would be and is the most antagonistic, heart feels like the first to throw a punch. kind of like being pushed to their limit.

#my art #chonny jash #mind #heart #soul #thinking like. minds response to physical violence would technically be self defense if heart throws the first blow #so even if mind pushed heart into it #mind could use that to say that heart is just so childish and immature and cant even take a few harsh words #etc etc #theyre both full of shit though lol

[fyodorkitkat]

I've been more in a sweet mood lately so I've been thinking about pampering Fyodor. Like he is on his computer too late and slumps over asleep so I carry him to his bed and help him into his jammies he doesn't need to move a muscle 😌. Then I get him all tucked in. Maybe he whines a little but he is so tired he knows it is pointless. I even put on his eye mask for him and put his earplugs in so he can sleep totally undisturbed. Of course I will wake him up when he needs to be up no alarm needed 😌

#sry somehow this still sounds super tpe in my defense im me 😌 #iykyk but dont ask me if not since it would technically be the wrong blog 🙏 #im making a tag in case you want to filter if i make more posts like this #itll be #-luedor musings #if it is self ship related (not my s/i fic stuff though) #and -fyo musings #if it is just him but i *dont* want to have it in main tags

[coffee-bat]

big boy hours continue

#yesterday i was soooo brave #bc in p.e. (technically self defense class bc thats what i chose) we had to spend a solid few minutes running at the start #like in a circle as warm-up #and i fucking died. i have marfan syndrome (which affects the heart even if you dont have the severe heart variant) AND anemia i cant fuckin #g run #i cant do fucking stamina-based shit i loose feeling invmy legs and get black spots imnediately #so after that i had to sit on the mat for a few mins and do my best not to pass out💀 #and i was absolute shit for the rest of the class bc i was exhausted and dizzy #so i decided to be a big boy and after class went to the trainer (who im a bit scared off) to ask if if i have a genetic illness that me- #*makes me #-have no stamina then can i just. not run please. or do i have to change my p.e. class (please no) #and it went very well! i dont have to change classes and im allowed to just do my own warm ups while theyre running #i was so scared of trying to ask for that😭 #im unreasonably happy with myself for doing what technically is a normal adult thing but. shh #ramble #personal

[butchladymaria]

HEALING CHURCH CRIMES BINGO!!!

fun fact: you can count enough crimes done by Healing Church & Co. ™️ to fill at least three bingo cards! (this is a joke, don't take this too seriously lol)

#i did actually approach this with a degree of standards #like (most) had to be specifically illegal somehow and written with a specific example #and it had to be committed by the healing church or a member of it #i was going off of us law (thats what im most tamgentially familiar with lol) but a lot of these are violations of international law #or a church affiliate group/group member #sick war crimes laurence uwu #so eileen doing murder isnt on here lol #honestly i could probably have found more #gasc boss battle is definitely second degree murder/attempted murder (depending on if you actually beat him lmao) #but gerhman would not only be first degree murder he would also countas a serial killer? #.....actually so are Most boss battles #some more debatable than others #micolash could technically be considered self defense since the tood hunter is trespassing? #but i dont know what the property laws in the nightmare of mensis are :/ #feel free to add on if yall can come up with more i missed #would be funny as shit to actually try to compile a list of charges #and or a sentence lmao #but then again you cant sentence A Church to death #which speaking in terms of legal precedent would ABSOLUTELY be the sentence lmfao #for All Those War Crimes And Crimes Against Humanity #but yknow lol #bloodborne #healing church crimes bingo #my shitposts

[pizzazz-party]

QUESTION inspector ishida is a little old man and it is very possible that the Tokugawa shogunate is less than ten years old present day. So we are only about ten years out of the constant warfare of the Sengoku period. What was Ishida doing during the Sengoku wars.

#usagi yojimbo #IS he… technically a samurai? like where do cops land on this social spectrum #extremely dumb question. did they still have cops during the sengoku period?? #like i know there were a couple of ‘great unifier’ leaders before and leading up to the tokugawa shogunate #so maybe they had an established police within their own lands #and when the shogunate got established the police system got absorbed into it. and ishida got him jimbei #(i hope i spelled that right) #seriously tho. in the same way that daimyo or feudal lords still consider themselves samurai despite being a social step above them (and #presumably a shogun considers himself samurai too) #are police officers usually from the samurai class as well? #i’ve always wondered about where exactly the power levels lay whenever usagi deals with them with trepidation #then again he Is a clanless ronin #if noriyuki killed a cop in broad daylight even With self defense as a reason—exactly how much of violent reaction would that generate #i am getting off track. this started because i feel like Inshida has been an officer for like 20 yrs. way more than just 10 at least. #imagine: the age of great wars was terrible. but at least there were fewer cops around

[astral-athame]

What Kind Of "Hot" Are You?

drunk girl in the bathroom hot

you're both wasted, she just somehow does it so much better. you're crying, about something your stupid ex did or said. and suddenly she appears, looking like an angel aside from the slight sway in her step. she's helping you our of your slump on the floor when you grow pale and catastrophy strikes. you're the most disgusting you've ever been, and still, this stranger holds your hair and rubs soothing circles in your back. gives you a breath mint and sits you back against the wall, asking what happened. you tell her, and her glittery, perfectly made face turns sour. with her heels in hand, she loops your arm around her shoulders so she can help you walk to an uber she called for you. your ex says something snarky to you in passing on the way out, and for her it's the final straw. she whirls around, fire in her eyes and a set in her brow and she slaps him hard across the face. calls him a jerk or a dick or something like that, you can't remember, you were busy smiling at the stunned look on his face as she drags you both outside. before you get home, she gives you a hug and kind words in a bubbling voice and you're thankful for her. thankful there are people out there who look out for people like you, who stand up for people even when they might have trouble standing themselves.

Tagged by (stolen from): @southern-belle-outcasts Tagging: Anyone who wants to take it <3

#( what if we rewrite the stars ⋆｡°✩ ) about #((This actually works pretty well for a few reasons: #1) Cass is absolutely that girl who's drunk too but she'll help you out and talk to you and make sure you're comfortable and safe #even if she doesn't know you. #2) As with most people- her inhibitions are lowered when she's drunk. That also means some of the sweetheart act falls away and she's more #free to let out some of that pent up anger that she's so good at hiding; and #3) Sober Cass will stick up for anyone else even if she can't stick up for herself and she will *fight* if it comes to it. #Sober Cass will not initiate a fight though. She'll just scold someone or chew them out with words unless things get physical. #DRUNK Cass though? Oh you can be SURE if someone was being a jerk she'd SLAP THEM. And it that turned into #full on FIST FIGHTING so be it. Should she do that? Probably not. But she's got some self defense training and she will USE IT. #She's small and she's quick and she knows how to use someone's weight against them if need be. She also has a pretty high pain tolerance tb #So she's in no way *guaranteed* to win. She might end up getting the hell beaten out of her #BUT SHE'S GONNA TRY. She might even put someone in their place by doing so. (She won't use her powers tho. She's smarter than that ^^;) #Keep in mind that she'll (drunk) slap someone for being a jerk but she wouldn't really be thinking about the possibility #that it might turn into an actual fight soooo... she's not technically out here trying to start anything. #Just that drunk Cass would slap someone if they deserved it even if that meant accidentally getting into a fight ^^;)) #((Tho even drunk Cass won't usually put up much of a fight for HERSELF. She'll let t most things slide if they happen to her.)) #( dancing in the moonlight ⋆｡°✩ ) dash games

[beastrambles]

Judgemental family member: "Is that an altar??"

Me, dusting off what is Very Obviously an altar: "....Nah."

#gaslight girlboss gatekeep etc #reasons why I dont like family visiting my apartment #salt #rambles #personal #witch #witchblr #pagan #witchcraft #altar #exchristian #technically the 3lb metal Gayer-Anderson Bast statue can double as a self defense weapon #shits heavy

[autism-swagger]

List of ways in which Woodsboro is weird:

Why is everyone so aggro. Y'all remember the principal from the first one, Mr. Himbry?? Genuinely what was up with him.

Either everyone lives in the middle of nowhere or the police station is really far away from where people live. What is the layout of this town.

This is a general thing, but it's much more apparent with the teen characters: why is everyone so insanely insensitive????

The fact that it's a small town but everyone has incredibly big houses. Are they all rich?? Is it just a wealthy community or something????

#I know some of these could technically constitute as plot holes or whatever but I'm just considering them quirks #I'll probably add to this post as I rewatch more of the movies #I'm gonna start making headcanons about Woodsboro as a whole #like. kids in Woodsboro born after 1996 grow up knowing basic self defense. it's practically part of the curriculum #and nobody trusts very easily. you have to earn it #also the water supply being contaminated is slowly becoming less of a joke and more of a genuine headcanon #horror tag #og fandom post tag

[sage-nebula]

I know Dee Vasquez is a murderer but like . . . she's kinda hot tho 👀

#the smoking is a turnoff but otherwise . . . 👀 #also yeah technically she killed Hammer in self defense but #she was going to have Phoenix and Maya deep-sixed lol #she's a killer. still hot tho

[lord-of-snrland]

Self defense lol

#Preventing an attack by attacking first should technically be considered self defense #thing I doodled #my dumbfucks

[carltonlassie]

Late night office 🌃

Couldn't help with the blood

#i ran out of steam for details but art is all about the vibes not the technical rendering and details #sooj draws #jung myeong seok #extraordinary attorney woo #cw blood under readmore #this was supposed to be a h*rny drawing but ever since ep 12 i've been going bonkers over how much canon has given me #stranger with a vendetta. paranoia. self defense weapons. working past exhaustion. coughing up blood??? hi blorbo

[thecrowslullaby]

Here is your card for Bad Things Happen Bingo. Happy writing!

#this is the official one #yes i will get to the asks in my inbox #killing in self defense and gilded cage are technically done #on a leash;grabbed by the chin;locked in a cage;not used to freedom and made a lab rat are also in my inbox #so if you sent any of these i might not get around to your prompt

[monkeylucy]

Bunch of incorrect quotes featuring Grammar’s Human Gemini

#monkeylucy's art #megaman starforce #patrick sprigs #Geo Stelar #aquarius oc #Warrock #((bet you didn't expect fan art for this series again:0 well here it is:p)) #((If you are wondering why WR doesn't just punch Aquarius- she technically hasn't done anything illegal yet- so he can't just punch an FMian #without a good reason- like self defense or protecting Earth without breaking the peace treaty with the kind- idk #I just wanted to draw him get annoyed with this odd pitcher- and I thought this was a reasonable headcannon))