#technoblade headcanon

[nomsfaultau]

As much as I adore stupidly tall Technoblade, there’s so much potential in him being short. All these tall tales of the man that causes everyone else in the land to tremble, and then in walks a guy who’s barely 5’5” and yet everyone in the room tenses. Particularly love the image of Quackity cowering back from a tiny ferocious pig man.

plus the comedic potential of Tommy being taller than him ALONE makes it worth considering. Tommy trying to hide behind Techno for protection except you can so easily snipe him with a bow regardless, or continually slamming his forehead on the doorways in Techno’s house. Since Techno never planned to see basically anyone again in retirement he fully did not make an house survivable for giants. But also every week Techno makes his doorways shorter by an inch just so Tommy never adjusts to ducking. It’s like two months before Tommy realizes. It’s also a massive problem when Ranboo starts hanging around the house, especially since they leave horn marks on the ceilings.

#Intimidating tall people is so overdone I feel like it’s more effective when they’re short and threatening #Because then it’s the implication that they’re insanely dangerous even if they don’t have a size advantage #technoblade #technoblr #technoblade headcanon #dsmp #mcyt #dsmp headcanon #c!techno #tommyinnit #ranboo #bedrock bros #something to nom on

[daily-ish-syndicate-headcanons]

Techno spent weeks hand-sewing matching cloaks for all the members of the syndicate. Phil relentlessly mocked him for “going soft.” he put a hood on Ranboo’s to protect him from rain or snow and wing holes in Phil’s. Techno’s reputation is ruined.

#daily ish syndicate headcanons #dream smp #dsmp #the syndicate #technoblade #ranboo #philza #nihachu #syndicate #c!technoblade #technoblade headcanon #sewing

[angelsandarsenic]

I love love love Technoblade with braids. Not just one big braid but literally any braid style especially any warrior braid style, of course, but I want Technoblade taking the time in the morning to put a bunch of little braids in his hair, then having super wavy/frizzy hair in the morning and at night. I want Technoblade with golden rings and cuffs and charms in his braids. I want Technoblade who takes longer with his hair than anyone else regardless of what length it is. Also, I want him to have gotten it from imitating Phil, who just does it casually or as a cultural thing from somewhere that he liked and then Technoblade decides that this is the hairstyle for him so now they match

#Technoblade #technoblade headcanon #emerald duo

[redraven3093]

evil brain bits in coming

what if, instead of Chayanne that come to worship the blood god like his hero Technoblade it was Tallulah instead.

Chayanne for all of his claim to one day would become as great as the great Technoblade, he had never even consider to become a servant to the blood god like Techno, because as the son of the Angel of Death of course he would be under the protection of Kristin goddes of death.

Chayanne is a strong kid mind you, there is no doubt that one day he would achieve his dream of becoming a great warrior and or Hero, Philza had made sure to train his young son to be able to protect himself and those around him, be the great champion Philza always believe he will be.

but not like Techno never like his idol.

because Philza would never let his son be under the same care and madness of the Blood God.

but Tallulah in the other hand, sweet fragile weak little flower Tallulah could never be as strong as Chayanne, she always the one that have to be protected always the one to be left behind as all of her siblings fight tooth and nails for their survival while she stood back and stare.

Philza of course teach her some things, the Angel would never let anyone under his care unable to weild a sword, but his lessons for her was never like the ones he gave Chayanne, sweet and caring grandpa Philza would rather have her not fight at all if he could have his way.

for once she wishes to be strong, to be able to protect to be useful just like Chayanne.

(we can help you/ you want to be strong little girl?/ Let us HELP/ yes BE Strong/ Do you want OUR HELP)

she listened to The Voices that talks to her in her darkest times.

follow every step that they told her to in order to gain the power that they promised to her.

she harden her heart to the pittiful cry of one of her Venus

the sacrifice she must pays was nothing in comparison to the one that she will gain.

in the darkest part of the land when the moon rise to crimson red, the Children of the Blood God, THE VOICES wellcome another to their teachings.

( WELCOME OUR DEAR TALLULAH OUR NEW BLOOD QUEEN )

the once warm hazel eyes had turn the same Crimson red that shines on the sky

#don't mind me #qsmp #headcannons #qsmp eggs #qsmp philza #qsmp chayanne #qsmp tallulah #qsmp kristin #kristin minecraft #mumza goddess of death #qsmp mumza #technoblade's chat #technoblade chat #technoblade headcanon #qsmp headcanons #a sequel to my “ we can make him strong phil” thing i write #might write this one again later #writing prompt #dont mind me #dark tallulah #lol #why did i made this?

[lilyminer]

One thing I think is very in character is that if someone asked c!Techno what his sexuality was he would respond with just a long string of words in Ancient Greek. And it literally translates to something like “lover of all the worlds beauty, but belonging to no person swayed by the ways of attraction.”

Then Phil peaks around the corner shouting “We talked about this Techno! People call that aro-ace nowadays, your just gonna confuse them mate!”

#mcyt #dsmp #dream smp #emerald duo #technoblade #mcyt technoblade #philza #mcyt philza #dsmp incorrect quotes #dsmp jokes #technoblade headcanon

[ihaztea1]

More Woodworker!Techno for you all~!

IT STARTED as just something to keep his hands busy. He had a knife and some oak sticks and he just... Started whitteling away. He ended up with a tiny wooden knife.

From there, he decided to make a full set of cutlery, which was harder than he'd thought it would be.

The challenge was what kept him coming back to the craft.

For months, all he carved was cutlery until he had it down to an *art.*

Then he moved to dishes. Plates, bowls, cups... He carved enough to start his own home goods store.

Most of them ended up feeding his campfires though. Only the best remained.

Then he found himself sitting by the fire with Philza, a large chunk of good quality oak in his hands and... He couldnt just toss the log into the fire. Something... Something was calling to him. Something in the wood that begged to be free. So Techno pulled out his carving knife and set to work, slowly peeling away the layers of wood to find the shape hidden in the grain. He didnt finish it that night, but he kept it. No way could he cast it aside until its form was revealed.

Two weeks later, he stared at the clumsy bird figurine in his calloused hands. It looked like it had been swept out of the air and landed poorly, or had impacted a window and laid dazed on the ground.

He held it out to Philza with a blank expression and stated, "It's you."

Philza wheezed, falling to his knees as he laughed. Techno watched as this man, this *legend*, lost his ever loving mind. Finally, Philza took the figurine from Techno's cupped hands. "Thanks mate! I'll treasure it!"

(And he did. Even years later, when his house was full of masterwork carvings, Philza still displayed that first crow in a place of honor.)

He started finding pieces of wood that *begged* to be carved after that and he just... Collected them, waiting for when he had a calm moment. Some of them were knives or axes, a few were bowls, but a lot of them were crows. By the time he met back up with Philza, he had a small murder of wooden crows in his inventory.

When he met Wilbur, he started finding pieces that were hiding fish, for some reason. He didn't question it, just placed them where Wil could find them.

#minecraft #minecraft headcanon #technoblade headcanon #technoblade #sbi headcannon #ao3 writer

[jupiterhead]

Techno hc

he's not the most spatially aware all the time esp when he's in deep thinkin mode but if you do end up startlin him it takes a bit for him to calm back down

btw ranboo learned all this the hard way after teleporting right behind him, Phil laughed at him for weeks after

#technoblade headcanon #dsmp techno #technoblade #dsmp #dsmp headcanon

[astronomic-explorer]

idea: modern au techno has albinism, hence the red eyes. he dyes his hair pink bc he prefers it over the pale blonde

#sbi #technoblade #sbi headcanon #technoblade headcanon #sleepy bois inc

[rosego1dd]

emeraldduo headcanons because they’re my entire brain rn 

phil who found techno only because he tried to steal his gold once in a market. phil who saw the most odd, troublesome looking child in the world and went “yeah i want that one.”

phil who taught techno with the books he had on hand, most of which happened to be either battle strategies (sun tzu art of war) or agriculture. queue potato addiction.

phil teaching techno how to fight before he realizes that he was probably born with a sword in his hands. mans silver tounged but in the language of ✨violence✨ (ty to @ethereal-kloud for that one)

techno who never thought it was weird to personally know Death and her Angel until he told people. who probably has tea with mumza every saturday as they talk about whatever gods talk about.

techno who has waged war on all baby zombies after what happened with phil. who kills them on sight in various slightly sadistic ways because it’s for phil.

techno who’s voices urge him to spill the blood of everyone but philza minecraft. perhaps it’s his connection with the goddess of death, or him knowing techno since he was a child, but they all forgo violence when it comes to phil.

philza who drops everything in battle to make sure techno is okay. part of him knows that he is, but the rest tells him to check anyway because at the least, the gesture brings him comfort.

philza who watched techno treat wilbur like a brother, patiently listening to his rants about sally and music and whatnot the same way he did with techno about mythology and academia.

philza who watched techno go from a cute little baby piglin to a beast the size of an iron golem. phil who remains unintimidated because it’s techno who has an emotional support polar bear and brings home at least three puppies every day.

technoblade who’s slow to trust anyone dropping his guard and allowing himself to be completely vulnerable with phil because he trusts him with his life more than he trusts himself.

techno who feels like he can never repay phil for everything he’s done for him, so he just does as much as what’s within his physical capabilities. case in point: “for you the world, Phil.”

technoblade who literally went out of retirement because they put phil on house arrest. who left his peaceful life because one of his best friends were in danger.

emeraldduo is just the superior friendship on the smp. no i do not apologize for being right.

#dsmp philza #dream smp #mcytumblr #technoblade #mcyt headcanons #sbi family dynamic #emerald duo #technoblade headcanon #philza headcanon #philza minecraft #philza my beloved #philza mcyt #technoblade never dies #soft technoblade #dadza minecraft #emerald duo supremacy #if you tag this as a ship i’ll strangle you with a garden hose

[sabinanotfound]

them in a mafia au

includes: Dream, GeorgeNotFound, SapNap, Karl Jacobs, Quackity and Technoblade

cw: mentions of guns, mentions of killing (nothing is described)

a/n: pls request something I am out of ideas and bored.

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dream

he is surely the overly confident mafia boss always seen with his minions

he doesn't take anything seriously and mostly makes his employees do the job

can often be seen in his office, polishing guns or writing death threats to others

george

he is the quietest and the most skillful assassin, nicknamed "death" by his enemies

works alone and has quite the attitude

his most prized possession is his matte black Ferrari (don't forget the tinted windows) that he drives all the time

sapnap

is the most loyal one to his boss and the gang

will get the job done, but will do it messily and will attract attention (accidentally, as he puts it)

still the most adored gang member because he is so friendly (and also shares his pizza)

karl jacobs

is the IT guy for sure

doesn't like the killing stuff but he loves being the mega mind behind the hacking

cannot be seen without his glasses and laptop in hand

quackity

he is the spy and isn't often suspected because he isn't the quiet or secretive type (so they think)

but he definitely gets close to blowing his cover a few times

for example when he called his boss to report from the bathroom of the RIVAL HEADQUARTERS

technoblade

to be honest, everyone is scared of him

he is the one to do diplomatic talks with the rival gang

but also is sent on missions quite often

him and George are in a silent competition of "who's more intimidating" and I think techno wins

#dsmp #dream smp #mcyt #dreamwastaken #dreamwastaken headcannons #georgenotfound #georgenotfound headcanons #sapnap #sapnap headcanons #karl jacobs #karl jacobs headcannons #quackity #quackity headcannons #technoblade #technoblade headcanon

[chaoticbrainthoughts]

Mcyt/dreamsmp headcanon:

Technoblade headcanon/prompt:

Technoblade drops pork when killed.

Technoblade never dies. Everyone is aware of this fact. So the people who want to kill Technoblade come to the conclusion that because of this Technoblade must drop awesome loot when killed. They set out to kill him and after a long and mighty battle finally manage to do so, only to be completely flummoxed when they find pork where he is killed. When Technoblade respawns he is extremely embarrassed and threatens to murder the nature bloodline of anyone who even thinks about eating the pork.

#dream smp #mcyt technoblade #technoblade #headcanon #mcyt headcanons #dream smp headcanons #technoblade headcanon #minecraft #youtube #dsmp techno #tecnoblade prompt #chaoticbrainthoughts #he would be so embarrassed #he would turn so pink #oh wait #he would turn even pinker #someone would try to lord it over his head and would be instantly stabbed

[nomsfaultau]

piglin Techno got irrationally irritated every time Tommy ate one of his golden apples postexile week, since it registered as stealing gold to his instincts. Well it was, since Tommy kept robbing his chests, but Techno held back the instinct to obliterate him since they’re supposedly partners now.

The first time Techno realized his feelings towards Tommy had shifted was when he caught himself handing Tommy golden apples whenever he thought the boy was hungry. Which was always, since humans were so tiny and Tommy especially was bone thin after exile. Well, Techno shrugged, deliberately ignoring the implications. Not like he wanted a weak partner. He’s just trying to beef Tommy up. That’s all. Yuuuup.

#Dsmp #technoblade #tommyinnit #bedrock bros #bedrock bros hc #Sbi #sbi fluff #hybrids au #technoblade headcanon #something to nom on

[daily-ish-syndicate-headcanons]

Sometimes Techno just picks people up. There doesn’t seem to be a rhyme or reason, and it scares the shit out of everyone when he does it, but every once in a while Phil, Ranboo or Niki (and occasionally Connor, when he’s around) will get ambushed by Techno lifting them up, carrying them for a solid 30 seconds or so before plopping them down on the nearest surface. No one knows why he does it, Techno jokes that it’s to flex his incredible strength, but he really is just incredibly awkward and doesn’t know how to actually give someone a hug.

#daily ish syndicate headcanons #dream smp #dsmp #syndicate #the syndicate #c!technoblade #technoblade #technoblade headcanon #c!ranboo #c!techno #c!nihachu #c!philza #connoreatspants #c!connor #chances are yall wont get many connor hcs because i know literally nothing about him and also he was in the syndicate for like a week #and then he died #so

[angelsandarsenic]

Headcanon that after his death and revival, c!Techno has the uncanny ability to sit so perfectly still, people’s eyes just gloss right over him. He doesn’t realize he’s doing it either. Phil will frequently go into a room where Techno is sitting and reading and a minute later Techno will speak up and scare him half to death

also headcanon that Tubbo used to have this ability but lost it after his execution because he’s very twitchy and shaky now and generally more anxious and hyperactive

#Dream smp #dreamsmp headcanon #Technoblade headcanon #Tubbo headcanon

[redraven3093]

Techno HC (or more The Voices HC)

i like to think of us "The Voices" as previous followers of the Blood God, a famous and powerful one with millions of believers but because of its power, all the other gods decide to work together and banished him into the Void never to return.

and so the loyal Followers of the Blood God were cursed and sent to the nether to be part of its soil never resting and never Quite condemning all of the other gods that slay their beloved Blood God and swear revenge on them in Heaven

#don't mind me #the voices #minecraft #technoblade #technoblade headcanon #headcannons #technoblade chat

[lilyminer]

Little headcanon that sometimes when the voices get very bad for Techno and Phil isn’t around to help out some of the crows that stick around the cabin will go over and try to help.

The crows can be just as excited but they understand the effect the voices can have when they get out of hand. So they stick around and caw “technosupport!” to him, it ain’t much but it’s the best they can do.

#technoblade #c!technoblade #philza #philzas crows #technoblades voices #mcyt #dream smp #dsmp #dsmp headcanon #technoblade headcanon