“WHY IS THERE SO MUCH P%#n!”
Summary: pretty much this https://youtu.be/5khrrCXhAcA?si=EbI43LBLXhZ-g_Ip
Y/n: *holding up her phone so she can get in a call.*
“Shit I can never get a signal in this crappy hotel.”
*y/n sat her phone down and looked at angel.*
Y/n: “hey, hun. Can I use your laptop.”
Angel: “sure I don’t mind.”
*y/n gets off the couch and walks to the front counter where angels laptop was charging.*
Y/n: “thank you Cher.”
….
Y/N: “WHAT IN THE FUCK!”
*angel gets up out of his seat and Alastor (who’s y/n husband) appears to see distress.*
*as angel got to the counter him and Alastor respond at the same time.*
Angel: “what the hell happened”
Alastor: “you ok love I heard your distress.“
*y/na hands gripped her hair wide eyes like a deer in head lights.*
Y/n: “THERES SO MUCH PORN!”
*alastor audibly made a record scratch and left the scenes so you and angel could hash it.*
Angel: “why are you looking at my private shit!”
*angel said with his arms out in frustration.*
Y/n: “angel this ain’t private, IT WAS WIDE OPEN!.”
*y/N scrolled down hopeing to exit.*
Y/N: “THERE IS LIKE THOUSANDS!”
Angel: “IVE BEEN MEANING TO CLEAN THE SHIT!”
Y/n: “what is this shit CLOCK WISE, COUNTER CLOCK WISE… CHICKS WITH DICKS..”
Angel: “listen the toung placement is important.”
Y/N: “YOU SICK FUCK!”
Angel: “I NEED HELP!”
Y/N: “ANGEL THERE ARE NO CHICKS WITH DICKS ONLY DRAGS WITH BAGS!”
Angel: “OKAY I HAVE AN ISSUE MAYBE I WANTED TO BE CAUGHT!”
*angel started to cry as y/n put both of their hands on his shoulders.*
Y/n: “Angel, now you listen to me your gonna go out there and meet somebody, your out of control here!”
Angel: “alright alright you will just advert your eyes from the computer.”
Y/N: “I mean it next dick you see do it.”
Angel: “fine I’m done, I’m done.”
*angel relaxed as he noticed y/n grabbing the laptop.*
Y/N: “let’s get rid of this.”
Angel: “woah woah we can just delete the files.”
Y/N: “no no no that shit can be recovered we got to smash this shit, and with a hammer.”
*cut to y/n smashing the laptop with angel.*
Angel: “okay, you good.”
Y/n: “nope it can still be recovered we gotta burry it in the harbor.”
*cut to angel and y/n in diving suits to get rid of his stash.*
*angel and y/n are bonded over this experience while Alastor was traumatized*
A/n: this was a shit post and was board ofc it’s gonna be bad. And yes I changed the script abit.
Love y’all!
-Shugar
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Ted is fat, floofy, and tired of putting up with other people's nonsense this Fat Bear Friday
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