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#ted cruz is the zodiac killer
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republikkkanorcs · 2 months
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thehalfwaypost · 9 months
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edthefatmagicturtle · 2 years
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I made some bumper stickers!
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I wonder.. Ted Cruz, is your wife still ugly?
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daenystheedreamer · 10 months
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daemon tweeted to his main instead of his coquette alt during his six month tenure as master of coin and the stock market crashed. also i forgot to add a verification check so he's unverified cos viserys stripped it when daemon reblogged incest cuck milf porn on the doom of valyria anniversary
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one-time-i-dreamt · 1 year
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I had to help the Zodiac killer escape the police but I kept messing up because I’m not American.
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snowsoftimes · 8 months
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I have to wonder if “Livia poisoned everyone” was more of a satirical running joke rather than an actual conspiracy theory
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odinsblog · 11 months
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Despite “RIP Ted” trending on social media, it is my duty to regretfully report that the Zodiac Killer, Ted Cruz, is still alive
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If only we could monetize this. We could provide free breakfast and lunch for every student in America for decades.
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republikkkanorcs · 5 months
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His father is a major speaker and fundraiser for the GOP on the lecture circuit.
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badoccultadvice · 10 months
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If you think that astrology is fake because your newspaper horoscope was wrong, remember that Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer. It's not astrology's fault that it got murdered.
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whilomm · 1 year
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$100 Venmo’d to first person who sends me a video of this happening
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