#ted faro

[hartlesshart]

Well Ted Faro,

you’ve done it now.

#horizon forbidden west #horizon zero dawn #elisabet sobeck #sobeck #ted faro #cxg #crazy ex girlfriend #yep im just going to force these crossover #hartless doodles #you stupid bitch

[horizon-forbidden-memes]

These text posts will be presented as an offering to the Tenakth at the Embassy. I hope they will be deemed a worthy tribute.

Horizon Text Posts: Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3 - Part 5

#horizon forbidden west #horizon zero dawn #aloy #horizon meme #hfw #hzd #text post #meme #kotallo #erend #beta #zo #alva #regalla #tenakth #ted faro #elisabet #mine #lol #funny #shitpost #guerrilla games #playstation

[ashmatashs]

It just hit me that the redwood forests shown in Horizon: Forbidden West wouldn’t be the redwoods that currently stand in our modern day, or even Elisabet’s day. The Sentinels, these “ancient” trees are just a memory of the trees that would have stood before the Faro Plague decimated all living life on earth. Ancient sequoias that have left a imprint on the fossil record for over 200 million years, destroyed by one man’s hubris. Anyways fuck Ted Faro.

#horizon forbidden west #horizon #fuck ted faro #ashlynn speaks #elisabet sobeck #ted faro #hfw

[greybackpack]

EVERYONE, I AM PERISHING IN MY SEAT RN. THIS IS A PIECE I HAD COMMISSIONED OFF OF THAT ONE POST I MADE AND IT’S SO PERFECT. Also, Elisabet in a suit is everything I never knew I desperately needed. Maybe Tilda made her that mug? Ceramics is an art I would see Tilda indulging in.

Credit to: Punnt’s Art, the first artist I’ve commissioned for my fic, “Hypothetically Real.” I adore her style so much. She’s a pleasure to work with, 10/10 would always recommend.

#Elisabet Sobeck #aloy #horizon zero dawn #horizon forbidden west #aloy horizon #Elisabet horizon #you can’t tell me i’m wrong #she’s so tired #canonically this would be when they were still working together #she hasn’t even had a sip of her coffee Ted #pls #Tilda #ted faro #Ted being obnoxious too early in the morning

[alessatarg]

Sketches!Sketches!Sketches!

While I forgot about inktober and am drawing new pages of the comic, I will throw this sketch here.

And I don't like that all the people of the "old" world (in the game) are dressed in the same clothes. That's why I came up with a uniform for FAS employees.

#horizon forbidden west #horizon zero dawn #art #hfw #hzd #original art #oc art #original character #far zenith #oc sketch #original sketch #sketch #faro automated solutions #elisabet sobeck #ted faro

[albino-parakeet]

No other game studio has made me hate a character so viscerally than how Guerrilla wrote Ted Faro.

Every single time I think about that stupid fictional trillionaire I get so mad because he’s literally just a horrifying amalgamation of Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos. Down to the tech bro, horrible ego, complete disregard for other’s well being/the environment, literally doing anything for profit (especially at the expense of other’s), and taking all the credit for what others invent.

The most unforgivable character I have ever had the displeasure of knowing they exist. And the fact he’s mainly based on one real person and his actions…. Can’t escape.

#horizon forbidden west #horizon zero dawn #Its the fact that all of what Faro did is basically the inevitable outcome with these money hungry greedy #Leave the rest to suffer when the Earth is past the point of no return. rich people/corporations. #Need to wring this fictional trillionaire’s neck as therapy after work #ted faro #i’m just rambling #Sorry started watching a play through of hfw I haven’t seen yet. Love this series.

[the-horizon-lounge3041]

A Special Request

Told by Elisabet Sobeck

My life is flashing before my eyes, I can’t think straight, my heart is pounding, my body is shaking, I can’t breathe steady as I get off my goodbye to my Zero Dawn allies call. This…this was it….the world was about to end…I…I’m keeping my fingers crossed that Gaia has everything thing ready to repair the biosphere. As I wait in my childhood home I think of everything….my mother, Tilda, Ted, everyone who was on board with project Zero Dawn….and Gaia…probably one of the things I’m most proud of and thankful that she learned to feel.

I sit still thinking about her all while looking at my old family photos of me and my mom on the farm together….suddenly I hear echoes in my mind. “You often tell stories of your mother…but you are childless.” Gaias voice echoed. “I never had time…guess it was.. for the best” I replied. I don’t know what got into me but I started crying, I really wish it didn’t have to come to the apocalypse for me to get upset about never having my own offspring. I found my self repeating what I told Gaia.

“I guess I would’ve wanted…her…to be..curious. And willful…unstoppable even…but with enough compassion to…..heal the world…just a little bit.”

I shed many tears after saying that, thinking of what my little baby girl would’ve been like, what it would’ve been like to hold her…to take care of her…to be there for her when she needed me. I sat in silence for a while, then a thought hit me, I immediately called Gaia and was about to ask her something I never thought I’d ask.

“Greetings Elisabet. Are you all right? Everything is set in place for your plan..” Gaia spoke, I replied that I was fine and I have a massive favor to ask her, this might be a lot to ask but I have a special request.

“Oh! And what might that be?” Gaia hummed gently.

I took a deep breath and spoke.

“I want you…to give birth to my daughter using the Eleuthia 9 cradle that will rebirth the human race….I know it sounds crazy but…I never had time to embrace motherhood as I wanted to years ago…I…I just want to give my daughter whoever she may be in the future a life and a chance… and if she finds this message…I want to tell her: I love you…and I am your mother.”

Gaia gently smiled and agreed, she already had my DNA sampled and she told me that she was already planning and recreating her creator in some way, and I told her that I want her to be her own person not just a complete redo of me…she is her own person and will make her own choices, I know I unfortunately won’t be there to guide you little girl…but Gaia will once you find her, and when you do I hope you find this message as well….

I thanked Gaia and fell asleep…for the last time ever probably…

I love you little girl, and I can’t wait for you to see the world when you are born.

Dr. E. Sobeck’s suit: initiating cryogenic sleep….

#horizon forbidden west #horizon zero dawn #beyond the horizon #aloy #aloysobeck #elisabet sobeck #Elisabet and Aloy #Gaia #aloy despite the nora #hfw #beta sobeck #beta #hfw aloy #aloy horizon #aloy and elisabet #elisabet x tilda #tilda van der meer #ted faro #writing #art #artcommunity #story #storyart #drawing #cute #sweet #what if #headcanon #horizon fandom #horizon fanart

[incorrect-horizon]

Incorrect Horizon Textposts - Morality

#horizon forbidden west #horizon zero dawn #aloy #erend #Varl #zo #kotallo #alva #beta #nil #regalla #tilda van der meer #ted faro

[system-threat-detected]

Horizontober day 9: Inconpetent

Ted Faro. No other comments needed.

#horizontober #horizon zero dawn #hzd #horizon forbidden west #hfw #horizontober2022 #mine #my art #ted faro #i hate him

[sugarsword]

You can’t tell me she doesn’t bonk herself in the face at least once while using the pull caster.

#hfw aloy #hzd aloy #horizon forbidden west #horizon zero dawn #horizon art #horizon fanart #aloy fanart #kotallo #varl #beta #erend #hzd2 #hzd #hfw #Aloy #video games #ps4 #alva #elisabet sobeck #ted faro

[spacesis-art]

So, Thebes Huh?

#horizon #horizon forbidden west #horizon forbidden west spoilers #thebes #ted faro #the ceo #hfb #aloy #forbidden west thebes #spacesis #fanart #horizon fanart #my art #digital art #spacesis art #forbidden west fanart #rick and morty #rick and morty meme #20 minute adventure #meme #video game #video game fanart #ps5

[florashifting]

I wouldn't wish that upon my worst enemy. Unless it's Ted Faro. Fuck you Ted Faro. You know what you did. ☹

#ted faro #horizon forbidden west #horizon zero dawn #elisabet sobeck

[planet-crait]

For those of you who have played/watched Horizon Zero Dawn/Forbidden West what are your opinions regarding Ted Faro and his actions? I am asking for science.

#horizon zero dawn #hzd #horizon forbidden west #hfw #Ted Faro #the Faro plague #horizon Ted Faro #for science

[arkeyr79]

Ah yes, Horizon Zero Dawn, the Ted Faro hater simulator.

#replaying it on pc and it's really bringing back my hatred for him #great character precisely for that #Somehow he always makes the worst possible choice #i want to throw him into a volcano #ted faro #horizon zero dawn #can't wait to play forbidden west

[greybackpack]

Sylens: I will die on this hill.

Aloy, arguing with Sylens: I’m not willing to die on this hill but I am willing to stab you on it.

1000 years earlier:

Ted: I will die on this hill.

Lis, totally exasperated with his fifteen minute rant about himself: yeah, I sure hope you do.

(The difference is Sylens isn’t stupid.)

(And that stabbing Ted would be considered a crime.)

(Autocorrect wanted to change Sylens into spleen, which isn’t relevant but it’s a mild nose exhale worthy bit of information.)

#lis #elisabet sobeck #aloy #horizon zero dawn #aloy despite the nora #horizon forbidden west #Aloy got her sass from somewhere #sassy Aloy #stabby Aloy #sassy Elisabet #sylens #ted faro

[alessatarg]

I'm finally done! It was incredibly difficult, but this is a wonderful experience!

I love this world so much! And his heroes! (And my baby Allora is special 😌)

4/4

#horizon forbidden west #horizon zero dawn #art #hfw #hzd #original art #oc art #original character #far zenith #hzd aloy #aloy #hfw aloy #faro automated solutions #ted faro