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#ted nivison x y/n
renranram · 2 days
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can you pwease do some ted nivision / schlatt / charlie angst about them and reader having a stupid and petty argument that ensues over to recording where you can tell there's somethinf going on but can't tell whether its banter or not-
i just want some good classic argument angst 🤭
Pick who?
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sfw !
fem!reader x ted x schlatt
rei writes angst for a while then failing miserably
@.giggleburger • 10 mins
guys y does the new episode seems off 😭??
#chucklesandwich #schlatt #ted #y/n #charlie
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@.numberoneschlaggotever • 6 mins
↳ replying to @.giggleburger
TRUE IT'S MORE DRIER N SAD, like no banter? no flirts? no jokes?
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@.milkthemilkman • 1 mins
↳ replying to @.giggleburger and @.numberoneschlaggotever
lmao it's either a bit or they actually fought
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you sigh out, reading recent tweets from their latest episode, it was two the three of them fought, you, ted and schlatt
the whole ordeal was schlatt and ted had been courting you, they've been trying to outdo eachother by giving you gifts, flirting with you, compliments and affection
during the past few weeks, you and ted had been hanging out, and of course schlatt noticed, he was blazing with jealous
so before a few minutes on your recording for the new episode for chuckle sandwich, he approaches you
" how's the dates? had fun without me? " schlatt states, glaring you as he crosses his arms
" jay? what are you talking about? " you reply, confused and shock at the sudden confrontation
" you've been going on dates right? you guys hang out like im also not into you " he added, " why can't you just decide already? "
" decide on what? " ted approaches the both of them as he rests his arm around on your shoulder, " oh, your boyfriend's here too " schlatt commented, his tone, snarky
" jay you're getting things wrong.. it's not like that " you try to explain, but ted accidentally interrupts you, " what like that? "
" i dont know, maybe she finally actually decides on who she likes? " schlatt retorts, glaring at ted's hand around you, " you can't just for her out to pick on both of us, she can have the time she needs " ted defends you with a sigh
" how fucking much more does she needs? it's been months, months of us going back and forth, aren't you tired ted? "
" schlatt, you do realize this is a huge deal right? you can't just suddenly confront her at topics like this " ted shakes his head, patting your back for comfort as schlatt pushes his hand off of you
" jay.. im sorry but this isn't just fair " you mumble, " fair? no, y/n, fucking make your decision, make me realize if all the things i did for you was worth it or no " schlatt continues
" schlatt, you're pressuring her " ted states, " im pressuring her to finally know the truth, does she likes me or you, that's just what i wanna know. "
" i.. i can't.. i cant decide right now " you mumble as ted rubs your shoulder but schlatt scoffs, " did sucking ted's dick feel that good? " schlatt blurts out
ted gasps, as you froze in your spot, flabbergasted and overwhelmed but then feeling anger as you hit a slap on his face, leaving a red mark
" you know what schlatt? maybe you're right, maybe... maybe the things you did for me weren't worth it " you mumble, teary eyed, " im sorry if i made you waste your time, you can fucking leave "
ted glares at schlatt, as he follows after you, leaving schlatt all by himself as the man comforts you
the whole argument caused the rest of the episode to be dry, cold and just.. not it, you avoided schlatt the whole episode, talking to only ted and the oblivious charlie
you groan out as you rolled on your bed, blaming yourself, maybe if you could've picked at that moment this wouldn't happen-
a knock interrupts your overthinking, you glanced at the clock, 11 pm, maybe your pizza had arrived? as you get off your bed, you slowly open the door revealing a teary eyed schlatt, a bouquet on his hand
" ... hi " he greets as you look away, " .... hi " you respond as he sighs out, " im.. im so fucking sorry " schlatt mutters
" i know.. i know i was impatient and so fucking jealous, i acted out my anger and im so fucking dumb to only realize that id hurt you " he states, " i should've waited, i should've never said those to you during our argument, y/n, i.. i fucking love you, im so.. im so fucking sorry "
your eyes widened, schlatt wasn't always the one to talk about his feelings, he'd rarely mention it, " it's alright.. if you.. you know.. wont let me have a chance anymore, i understand, im a fucking dick "
" but yeah.. i hope you forgive me " he mumbles, handling you the bouquet as you slowly face him, " .. jay.. im also.. uhm.. sorry for making you wait this long.. " you mutter, receiving the bouquet, " i understand why you'd suddenly confront me and.. say those things "
" it's fine.. if you dont want to chase after me anymore, i genuinely understand- " you were cut off by a hug, " no, im not letting that loser take you all by himself "
" this feels fucking cringey to say.. but i love you y/n, i dont care how long you'll love me back... or never love me back but that's just.. that's just what i wanna say, i fucking love you "
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ohbabydollie · 1 month
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MASTERLIST !
last updated 03-17-2024
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JSCHLATT ☆ミ
❥ mutual break up series
❥ interview
❥ short reader
❥ activist reader
❥ trans masc reader
❥ sheep reader, cockwarming with c! schlatt
❥ latina reader: pt 1, pt 2, la pulga
❥ gf that acts like a dude: pt 1, pt 2
❥ drunk schlatt n his gf
❥ confident over text, shy irl
❥ overdressed/high maintenance gf, hyper fem s/o
❥ famous metal gf
❥ bigger streamer, secretly crushing on schlatt, schlatt hiding his crush
❥ first kiss
❥hitting a creep
❥ guilty pleasure: pt 1, pt 2
❥ first time smoking w him
❥ bimbo reader,
❥ valentine’s day
❥ sub schlatt
❥ villain schlatt: pt 1, pt 2, pt 3
❥ goofy dad schlatt
❥ comforting him
❥ home sick
❥ hugs from behind
❥ house wife: pt 1, pt 2
❥ pregnancy: can’t resist, tittymilk, milk thoughts, finding out he’s gonna be a dad
❥ schlatt gets sick
❥ unpaid intern: thoughts, pervy jay, apart of the stream, cumming early, chokehold, worships you
❥ johnny (otk iq test): johnny n bimbo reader, play fighting, the bet
❥ Jay n Johnny: pervs, johnny finds jay’s stash, teaming up, johnny fucking jay, wrong name, the parent trap, jay’s first date, jay and johnny mutual break up, ass or tits, arguing over your underwear, jay’s first date pt. 2, fucking you at the same time
❥ vtuber s/o
❥ restaurant au: thoughts, hcs pt 1, hcs pt 2
❥ sensitive waist
❥ inappropriate songs
❥ crunchy gf thoughts
❥ pierced nipples, fresh piercings
❥ getting you to sleep
❥ british s/o
❥ finding you online
❥ kissing you on stream
❥ breeding kink
❥ southern/cowboy schlatt: hcs
❥ sensitive nipples
❥ oblivious s/o
❥ LC! schlatt: nervous, hcs
❥ eating u out on a call
❥ comfort
❥ shaking ass laying down
❥ FWB
❥ Lingerie
❥ short s/o
TED NIVISON ☆ミ
❥ teddy and theo mutual break up
❥ teddy and theo ass or tits
❥ theo n bimbo gf
❥ the bet
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writingduhh · 5 months
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Chuckle Sammy || Falling Asleep In His Lap (HC)
(In this HC you fall asleep on their lap at a party / get together)
Leave me some detailed or vague fic requests or HC ideas plz I’m all out and I need some inspiration 😭😭😭
❥ Jschlatt:
▷ The second he notices you’re asleep he goes protection mode.
▷ He won't allow anyone within a 5-foot radius of you, fearing that their presence might wake you.
▷ He knows how hard you’ve been working lately and insists that you catch up on sleep, even if it’s at a party.
▷  Whenever someone close to you makes an obnoxiously loud noise, he'll respond with a stern glare and a finger to his lips.
▷ He tenderly traces soothing shapes on your back or arms with his fingertips.
▷ Definitely takes this opportunity to take some silly pictures. Using Snapchat filters or just terrible angles and lighting
▷ He will take some wholesome pictures too, of course. Spamming his snapchat story with your face.
▷ As the night progresses, and people get louder he makes the call to head home.
▷ He doesn't bother waking you up; instead, he simply scoops you up in his arms, carefully carrying you out to the car.
▷ On the drive home, he ensures the car stays at the perfect temperature, keeps the music volume low, and skillfully navigates around any potholes.
▷ Once home he takes it upon himself to get you ready and into bed.
Once home, he takes it upon himself to get you ready for bed. Carrying you inside from the car, he softly lays you down on your shared bed, while he rummages around the closet to find one of his hoodies for you to wear. Gently he’ll change you out of your party outfit and into his oversized hoodie, possibly waking you up in the process.
“Hm? Where are we?” You mumble very confused by the chnage in surroundings.
“Shh we’re home now toots, let’s finish getting you ready for bed.”
You easily complied as he instructed you to lift your arms, then he pulled his hoodie over you.
"There we go," he says, his voice now deeper as he too was growing tired.
Together you both cuddled up together in your bed, falling asleep nearly instantly.
❥ Ted:
▷ Once he realizes you’re asleep he goes full mom mode.
▷ He'll take care to delicately adjust you, making sure you’re comfortable and preventing you from waking up sore.
▷ Looks around for a blanket. If he can’t find one he’ll use the jacket/button up off his own back to keep you warm.
▷ I can see him being the type to still mingling around at the party as you sleep on the couch but he’s never more than a few feet away from you, constantly looking over and checking in
▷ If he's not up and mingling with other partygoers, he's right by your side, talking casually to those closest to him, running his hands through your hair, and tracing your face as you lay on his legs.
▷ As the night winds down and people start to leave, he'll softly wake you, ensuring you're okay and offering a refreshing glass of water.
"Y/n, come on, it's time to go," Ted softly spoke, gently rubbing your shoulder.
"Hmm?" you grumbled, slowly sitting up from where you lay on the couch.
"It's getting late, hun. We should probably get going," he explained, offering you his extended hand.
Slowly, you grabbed his hand and rose to your feet, resting your body against his.
He let out a soft laugh before saying, "Would my tired baby like a piggyback ride?”
You nodded, rubbing your eyes. Swiftly, he bent down, allowing you to climb up onto him before securing your legs with his arms. Sleepily, you laid your head against his shoulder, the subtle movement of his walking occasionally swaying your tired head.
▷ Once to the car he softly places you in the passenger seat, buckling your seatbelt before placing a soft kiss on your forehead.
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phxntomsdusk · 3 months
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chuckle sandwich!!! It can be romantic or platonic I don’t mind but just some fun with Chuckle Sandwich. Maybe ganging up on a guest for the show in a stupid bit or smth?
Playground insults - Chuckle Sandwich x GN!Reader
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summary: just you throwing little kid insults at the boys
warnings: swearing, jschlatt threatening to kill you- (joke of course)
tags: @ax-y10 , @joviepog , @pheliiaa , @idontreallyexistyet , @rqvii , @haunted-headset , @average-vibe , @ivvees-blog , @vibestillaxxx (ask to be added!)
word count: 225
Being on the podcast always ended with chaos, especially today. You had been in a particular mood, dishing random and stupid insults at everyone whenever you got the chance.
“And then he-“ You quickly cut off Schlatt as he was talking, a small smile on your lips. “Who?” He looked at you with a confused expression, about to answer before you spoke again. “Asked.”
Charlie let out an annoyed sigh, sounding like a tired dad as he shook his head and placed it on the table. Ted held back a laugh. And Schlatt looked like he was about to kill you.
“Say that shit again, I’ll put a bullet through your head.” He held up a finger gun, pretending to shoot you. You knew he was only joking (or at least you hoped), but you still put up a scared act.
“Oh, no! Don’t kill me!” You covered your face, before peering through your fingers and laughed to yourself. “Maybe death would be nice.. wouldn’t have to see that thing you call a beard.”
Ted and Charlie looked at you as if you were insane, while Jschlatt got up with an offended expression, stepping off camera and shouted very loudly. “What the fuck?! Who invited them?!”
Ted looked over at him with a raised brow, before clicking his tongue. “You did, Schlatt. You invited them.”
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rabbitsrams · 6 months
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meeting ted and schlatt at a halloween party (and eventually hooking up with them)
college! au & fem! reader
happy spooky month yall :)
nsfw under the cut, minors dni, 18+ only.
♡ you were invited to a house party by a friend
♡ it was a costume party (as you expected) and you decided to go as [your costume].
♡ you didn't really know anyone at the party other than your friend
♡ you recognized some people from your classes and people you saw often around campus and they were all in costume
♡ everyone looked super cool in their costumes, but there were two people who caught your eye.
♡ one of them had a frankenstein costume. completely decked out.
♡ green face paint, fake stitches all over his face and body, electrical bolts sticking out of his neck, ripped and tattered clothes, and he was really tall too.
♡ the other was wearing a knight costume.
♡ unlike frankenstein, the knight put absolutely no effort into it.
♡ his knight's helmet was barely painted blue, he's wearing a white shirt with a light blue cross in the middle and gray sleeves, he's holding a cheap plastic sword and a little ram plush is sitting on his shoulder
♡ but what draws you to him (besides the total lack of effort) was how good he looked under the helmet. also him being super tall. and constantly hanging around frankenstein.
♡ you can't stop staring at them throughout the night. and your friend notices.
♡ "just talk to them!"
♡ "i can't!"
♡ but right as you're lamenting, they come into the living room to get another drink.
♡ and your friend asks you to get them another. which you know is a ruse, but you go anyway.
♡ frankenstein is chattering excitedly while the knight is pouring himself some beer from the keg.
♡ god they're even cuter up close.
♡ you grab a couple of red cups and go to pour some beer but the lever thing is a bit too hard to grab with both cups in your hand
♡ "here, i can give you a hand." it's the knight. you nod and step aside. he pours beer into your cup. you turn around and see your friend left their spot.
♡ the knight asks if you want another and you tell him no since your friend just ditched you.
♡ "that's okay, you can hang out with us." frankenstein comes up behind you, placing a hand on your shoulder. you feel your face heat up as you turn to face him.
♡ you learn their names as you all go into one of the bedrooms for some privacy. frankenstein is ted and the knight is schlatt.
♡ they compliment your costume and you do the same, except you're not really sure if schlatt even is a knight.
♡ "who are you supposed to be?"
♡ "the ice knight from castle crashers!"
♡ "ohhhh..."
♡ you text your friend quickly that you're alone with the guys and they text back really excitedly :)
♡ you talk for a little bit but you all know you're not there to talk.
♡ they noticed you the moment you came in
♡ thought you were so sexy in your costume
♡ they both wanted you and agreed to try and get with you (with your consent ofc)
♡ you're sitting in the middle of them on the bed. you're waiting for one of them to make a move. they don't, so you eventually just tell them that you want them both.
♡ them scrambling to get you first. schlatt tosses his knight helmet aside and kisses you while ted struggles to take the fake electric bolts out lol
♡ he kisses you as if you're the princess he just rescued. really rough and passionate and his hands are all over your body
♡ ted on the other hand is a bit more gentle. holds your face and brings you onto his lap as he kisses u!!!!!
♡ smears of green makeup cover your face once you pull away from him but you don't even care.
♡ you immediately go to kiss schlatt again so he has some of the makeup on him too hehe
♡ and since ted basically covered anywhere that was visible with the paint...
♡ green handprints all over your body :) and smudges of the paint all over schlatt's :)
♡ them taking your costume off at the same time (or trying to)
♡ schlatt being completely fixated by your tits. his hands are ALL OVER THEM
♡ even when ted wants to touch them schlatt pushes him away so he can keep touching them hehe (and eventually kissing and sucking on them......)
♡ so ted opts to focus on your pussy.
♡ he rubs your clit with his fingers and licks up your folds and you're whimpering under him
♡ and yes your pussy has green makeup all over it too
♡ you're begging them to fuck you
♡ riding schlatt while ted fucks you from behind GRRSKMSDNJFDKFJ 💥💳💥💳
♡ literally the only reason why schlatt wanted u to ride him was so he could watch your tits bounce i'm so serious
♡ genuinely one of the best hookups you had ever
♡ getting their numbers before you part ways bc you have to do that again
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titishq · 1 month
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watching every single barbie movie with ted, getting slightly bored because its all you’ve been watching for the past couple days, leading you to never have time for anything else.
you had taken note of how much he hated bibble, mostly because of his voice, leading you to get a great idea on how to annoy him.
perfecting a bibble impression.
you’d practice in the bathroom, rewatch clips of the little gremlin, repeat lines until it sounded almost exactly like him.
while sitting with him on the couch, watching barbie movies again, he paused to use the bathroom, quickly placing a kiss on your lips as he got up.
“love you, i’ll be right back.” he sighed and adjusted his shirt, but was stopped in his tracks as he heard you respond with the impression you had been practicing.
“love you too, teddy!” you tried not to laugh at his facial expression, staring at you as if you had killed someone, only for him to point at you accusingly. “no! i’m done with fucking bibble!”
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teddynivvy · 19 days
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i have sleepy morning ted brain rot so (gn!reader, not nsfw)
the sunlight shining through the blinds in the early morning, and ted is turned away from you while the streaks of warmth lay along his back
messy bed head hair!!! and his glasses abandoned on the nightstand from where he took them off before falling asleep last night
his t-shirt tight across his back and shoulders, grey and well-loved and soft to the touch
he’s breathing evenly and with a gentle snore, the blankets pulled up to his waist and concealing the pair of black boxer briefs he wore to bed
when he stirs, he flips to his back where you can trace the outline of his pink lips and long eyelashes resting on his cheeks
“w’time is it?”
his voice is deeper than normal, given the time of day, and that he was in deep sleep only moments ago
just so gravelly and deep ugh i’m very 😵‍💫
“early,” is all you reply, because you’re not entirely sure yourself and it’s not worth a moment of taking your eyes off of him to check
he opens his arm to let you in to lay against him, on his chest and tucked safely against him
he grumbles a little in response, opening one eye for only a second before kissing your forehead and humming at the feeling of your palm on his tummy
his hand would snake around to rub your back before falling right back into deep sleep, you not far behind him as you listen to the rise and fall of his breath
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teddysboy · 2 months
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serenity (ted nivison x gn!reader)
masterlist || hub
a/n; first blurb/fic thingy here!! honestly it started as a blurb but- I guess it's more of a fic? hell if I know. if I have a word count accessible I literally won't count something as complete unless it's at least 1k words (hence why I work out of tumblr drafts cause otherwise I'd never write) requests are OPEN!!!!
summary; reader has a meltdown and ted uses his magic to comfort them <3
cw; vague description of a meltdown, panic, one kiss, fluff!!!! with a mild hurt build up, petnames, painfully short I can't think of it any longer, lowercase intended :3
tags; @riverwritez @titishq @asterjaxx @luv4luci (send an ask to be added!)
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having a meltdown and Ted just picking you up and holding you to his chest. you cry and shake but when you're calmed down a bit he sits you closer to his knees and holds your face, thumbs rubbing your cheeks. tears wiped away with one sift motion, a lingering soft kiss to your forehead is placed.
"what happened, hun?" he'll ask, eyebrows drawn together and eyes glancing over the frames of his glasses.
you whimper and hide your face in his shoulder, wanting to disappear and become one with him. he sighs, nose nuzzling into the crook of your neck. soft kisses placed amidst your skin as his hands press on your back; fingertips rubbing over your shirt.
"do you want to talk or a distraction?" you shrug and he gives you a few more moments of silence and affection, feeling your body relax in his hold; the tension dissipates quicker than it came. he asks again, and you answer with distraction.
"good, hunnybunch," he hums, he rocks you side to side in his lap. he hums a soft tune before he reaches over by the coffee table, grabbing the remote in his hand. the TV gets turned on and he sets you beside him, tucked into his side as you calm down a bit more. you glance up at him, chin on his chest as he rubs up and down your back, fingertips circling shapes.
he's scrolling through Netflix, probably on a search for your comfort show, something to distract you and help you stay grounded. things have been rough lately, and he just wants to make things easier on you.
he looked so soft from where you were, serene and comforting. his glasses perched gently on his nose, falling slightly. hair dampened from his shower, but styled in the bit of a swoop he always has. he looks so.. relaxed. you curl up into him, arms wrapped around his middle and leg tossed over his lap. you want to be one with him, and close isn't close enough.
Ted laughs as he feels you press closer to him, "are you okay, my love?" a kiss is placed at the crown of your head, his lips linger and a hum reverberates through you. you sigh, gripping his sides, bunching up the fabric of his shirt in your balled up hands.
you shrug, "better," then press your cheek to his shoulder. his arm wraps around your waist, pulling you closer as he turns on your favorite show; adjusting the volume and pulling a blanket up over you both.
"I love you," a gentle whisper into your hair, and your body relaxes even further. you feel content, and happy, entirely happy with where you lie.
his hand rubs up your back, resting right in the middle of your spine as you reach up, fingertips on his jaw as you bring him into a soft and sweet kiss.
"I love you too."
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bree-cheesy · 8 months
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Helping hand
In another mood ya’ll
Nsfw w/ Mr Nivison
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Being Ted’s roommate and coming home after a long day. You knew he was filming something today so you weren’t sure if he was home or not.
Setting all your stuff down and hearing some faint noises from upstairs. Shrugging it off has just Ted still filming, you made your way up to your room before you made a hard stop. He definitely wasn’t filming because the noises weren’t coming from his office.
His bedroom door was wide open and there was a soft light coming from it and very quiet noises. Out of pure curiosity you inched closer and peeked in just enough so you could see and he wouldn’t see you.
And oh my god. His hand was wrapped around his rock hard cock stroking up and down swiftly while looking at a picture on his phone. You knew it was wrong to watch, but you just couldn’t look away, you wanted to know who the picture was of.
It was you. It was a bit fuzzy from far away, but it was a picture you had posted on Instagram a week or two ago. Your insides got a fuzzy feeling and you but your lip. You contemplated going in. He wouldn’t be able to tell because it was too dark aside from the phone light.
Your whole body ached for it. It was undeniable that there was a certain tension between you two, and now there was a chance to act on it.
You tip toed in, making sure you were silent. His moaning had gotten a little louder and he was groaning now, stroking faster. You kneeled on the bed and he went silent. His hand stopped and he let out a little gasp. His bedside lamp turned on and his face was mortified.
You didn’t say anything, you just got down on your belly and started kissing up the insides of his thighs. He dropped the phone on the bed and his chest was heaving. “If you wanted me that bad, you could’ve just said something…” your hand reached up and lightly squeezed the base of his cock before stroking him.
He didn’t stop you, in fact, his hips thrusted up a little in time with your thrust, one hand gripping his headboard while the other was gripping the sheets. He sat up and you noticed his chest was heaving. You looked up at him, batting your eyelashes while licking his balls and stroking him.
“F-Fuck…. Don’t stop…” His voice came out needy and a bit whiny. You sucked on his balls and he about exploded right there. He gripped the back of your head, pulling it up and leaning down to kiss you.
You got into his lap and he managed to get both your clothes off while still kissing you. After a little struggle, you were on top of him, whining and moaning while he rammed his cock up into you, moaning dirty things into your ear.
“Such a little slut aren’t you? Saw me and just needed to have my cock, huh?”
— Bree <3
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alastrrz · 3 months
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HIII i am BACK!! i love your writing so much and i have another request :3
i dunno if you write for ted nivison,, but if you do,, maybe domestic headcanons? just like little things that seem like they don’t mean much but really do!!
when you’re cooking he’s either wrapped around you or beside you sitting on the counter
when you’re shopping he’s holding your hand and making small positive noises when you pick up something he likes
aaaa self indulgent sorry
i do write for ted! this is so cute, i'll totally do this for you! <3
。゚゚・。・゚゚。 ゚。 OUR LIFE ; TED
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genre; fluff/comfort
type; headcanons
read below!
Ted's love language is definitely quality time ten fold. So that means a lot of cute little domestic moments between you two. Whether that be the two of you cuddling on the couch watching a movie or you guys cooking together, you're always together in someway or another.
Sometimes you guys will have little makeshift fashion shows in your bedroom together. You'll spend 20 minutes putting together little outfits for future date nights, then show them off to eachother. (Ted is super white. He'll clap for you when you come out of the closet in an outfit he really likes.)
He really likes cooking with you, specifically he loves baking cakes. He's definitely one to lick the batter, and then he'll cry and beg for you to take care of him when he gets sick from eating too much of the said cake batter.
He loves wrapping his arms around you when you're standing in the mirror getting dressed or getting undressed, just being able to hold you makes him so happy. He's so in love with you it's crazy, he can't believe you're his. He likes wrapping his arms around your waist and rocking you side to side.
When you're out shopping together, whether it be for clothes or new house furniture, he's always one to voice his opinion: with little noises. You point out a new couch, "Hmmm.. Mmm!" He's making confirming or unconfirming noises.
God forbid you're out clothes shopping, he'll throw so much clothes at you that he think'll look really good on you. He's your number one hype man. He loves standing in the dressing room with you while you try on new clothes.
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bvnnyblood · 4 months
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it's 2024 now and all i'm thinking abt rn being a pretty little priest(ess) and having zeus!ted, poseidon!charlie, and hades!schlatt all fighting over who deserves your worship by spoiling you with trips to their kingdoms and small reminders and gifts as to why they all need you.
ted, the king of olympus. he would bring up into the clouds, wrapping his arms around you as he gently places you onto the brewing storm clouds. he'd create a necklace for you, a symbol of lighting bolt to grace your collarbone as he can picture the jealousy ensuing among his brothers as they see the small trinket around your neck. he would gladly give you the sky, the stars, the universe if you asked him. his longing for you when you must leave him tears him in two, but he knows you'll come back to him. you always do.
charlie, king of the sea, who is nothing short of generous of his time when it comes to you. placing an air bubble around your head and guiding you down into the depths of the ocean to his palace, keeping your hand grasped in his, his large thumb swiping side to side on your palm. if he's unable to give you luxury of his palace, he visits you on land, gracing you with not only his presence but many shiny and delicate finds and shells that he believed reminded him of you.
and schlatt, ruler of the underworld, is far more than possessive when it comes to you. he rarely takes you to the underworld, but when he does he keeps you close. his grip on your hip never once wavers once you enter his domain, not daring to let you out of his sight for the horrors that lie all around that place. his throne room is where he wants to keep you: safe, secure, and with him. if he could, he would gladly take you as his queen. but he knew that marrying a mortal was just as scandalous as killing one without reason, so having you to himself as his devout follower would serve him an eternity of happiness. as he guides you home once again, he hands you a skull with asphodel placed in the eyes, casting a spell so that they may remain forever in tact, just like his adoration for you.
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(celeb s/o anon here) but i would totally ride ted while he watched the animated barbie movies and got a bit mad because he NEEDS to do research and he WON’T be rewatching anything lmaoo
he’s absolutely bored sitting there and watching those stupid movies that don’t make any sense, he’s absolutely bored out of his mind until you walk in. you happily sit down next to him when you realize he’s watching your favorite barbie movie.
he pulls you into his lap, draping a blanket over the both of you, happily cuddling until a few movies later you realize he’s hard.
before you know it you’re slowly taking his long cock, feeling every vein and ridge inside of you as you bottom out. you try to stay focused on the movie but the way ted’s cock is hitting your g spot perfectly and just resting there, the occasional movement of his hips when he readjusts himself, his arms wrapped around your waist.
you couldn’t help yourself but just move a little, letting out a soft moan.
“bunny, stop it” he warns
“not doing anything” you mutter back, now stopping, your walls squeezing his cock from the need for friction.
so you sit there again, trying to ignore it, but it’s like ted is doing it on purpose, moving just enough to be resting his thick head on the spongy spot inside you.
he wouldn’t mind if you were just getting comfy, would he?
so you lifted your self from his cock “adjusting” yourself with a few silent moans before sitting back down at a different angle, this time ted was a little deeper.
“thought i told you to stop it”
“im just getting cozy”
“well this is your last warning, im not gonna rewatch these stupid movies because you wanna be a fucking tease” ted says grabbing your hips as you smile
“m’kay”
somehow a movie later you find yourself aching for relief, just wanting to bounce on ted’s cock, but you can’t…
well it wouldn’t do any harm if he didn’t notice
you gave an experimental movement that ted didn’t seem to notice and another until you were softly moving on his cock, but what you didn’t take in account were the soft noises coming from you
soft sighs and shaky breaths, your hip’s subconsciously moving faster until you feel a slap to your thigh
“honey, what did i say?” ted asks now stopping you, you turn to look at him innocently
“don’t remember”
he sighs, lifting you off his cock and before you can get away he slams you down, forcing a loud cry from you and feeling him angle his hips to go impossibly deeper into you.
“i’m not gonna rewatch these movies because you wanna be a fuckin tease, now sit there and keep my cock warm” he demands in a deep voice as he wraps his arms around your waist and holds you there tightly
now you have to sit patiently
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writingduhh · 6 months
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Chuckle Sandwich || Shopping With Him (HC)
I had this idea while talking to my absolute bestie babe @lvrj4mie 😩 ILYSM
Im also taking requests or just any suggestions or ideas!! Thanks for reading!
❥ Jschlatt:
▷ Would rather die than go shopping… He only goes because he loves you.
▷ Holds all your bags and items you pick.
▷ Definitely will pull some skimpy or revealing clothing off the clothing rack, suggesting you try it on for him.
▷ Trying to encourage him to get outside his comfort zone (Only wearing shorts and sweatshirts 😭)
▷ After some time passes he actually begins to enjoy himself. Well, he enjoys spending quality time with you.
▷ I can see him sharing random yet entertaining stories with you as you walk around from store to store.
▷ He absolutely insists on treating you to at least one thing. Whether it’s a new pair of pants, some new shoes, or even just a pretzel from the cafeteria.
▷ Having to stop his impulse buying of stupid or useless things.
“Y/n look!” Schlatts voice calls, catching the attention of a passersby or two.
“Shh. What is it?” You playfully hush, walking over to where he stood, investigating the shelves.
Suddenly he pulled out the most ridiculous looking monkey replica (the golden ball monkey lmao
“What is THAT?!”
“It’s a beautiful golden balled monkey.” He grins, happily showing off his find.
Together you both shared a laugh. Assuming he’d put the item down you began to walk over to the next shop. To your surprise he didn’t follow you. Turning around you saw him motioning towards the register as he stood in kind.
“Jay, what are you doing? That’s expensive for such a silly thing.”
“Don’t worry y/n, we’re rich!” He jokingly responds (he would say this)
“Schlatt, are you seriously going to buy it? What are you going to do with it?”
“I’ll take him everywhere with me! I’ll tuck him into bed and kiss him goodnight.” He excitedly explains.
You can’t help but smile as you let out a small sigh.
“If you really want it, go for it.”
▷ He definitely makes sure you stop at the cafeteria for some lunch or just to taste test some snacks.
❥ Ted:
▷ Such a gentleman. He holds all the doors open for you, holds your bags, offers to pay (even though you politely refuse)
▷ He’s Low-key quite fashionable. He’d be helping you pick out trendy clothes and even help you put together cute outfits
▷ Always suggesting things for you to try on. He loves to see you happy and confident in the new clothes.
▷ Enjoys trying things on himself as well. He’d definitely throw in a crazy outfit just to get your reaction.
▷ Definitely takes this opportunity to use the Photo Booth or at least get some cute and funny pictures with the two of you
▷ I can honestly see him being the type who enjoys people watching.
▷ You sit in the cafeteria together sharing some food as you watch people walk past, making up little stories about their lives.
“Ok ok, what about him?” Ted questions, motioning towards the passerby.
“Uh, I think he is currently in a big fight with his partner. He’s definitely trying to find them a gift or something… I’m not very good at the game. You go. ” You reply.
“I thought it was a great story. Hmm ok that dude right there. He’s actually undercover right now. He’s an fbi agent called… 770. There is a huge heist going on right now in the store below us.” He seriously remarks.
“Why are you so good at this game.” You playfully sigh.
“Don’t worry, you’ll get it eventually.” He chuckles, placing a kiss in the back of your hand.
▷ Makes you do a try on haul the second you get home, mixing and mating every possible outfit
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phxntomsdusk · 3 months
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i’m so sorry for all of my requests
i saw this video and i was like:
“OMG IM GONNA WRITE THESE FOR WILBUR OR TED”
but i got lazy and didn’t
maybe you could?????
wilbur or ted, because you don’t write for tommy
Cliche tropes - Ted x GN!Reader
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tags: @ax-y10 , @joviepog , @pheliiaa , @rqvii , @idontreallyexistyet , @ivvees-blog , @haunted-headset , @average-vibe , @vibestillaxxx (ask to be added!)
Partner who talks a lot + bf who listens
ted adores listening to you ramble about the smallest and dumbest things. he could sit down and listen to your words all day, all week, forever and ever. he finds it adorable when you get lost in a certain topic you adore, talking about your day, or even speaking of the things you love about him.
Partner with an attitude + bf who can handle it
even if you’re being a bit sassy with him, he still finds himself admiring and adoring you more than ever. he doesn’t care if you throw an insult his way because of your attitude, he reassures you that he’s able to handle it. if you think you’re being a bit too mean, he makes sure to reassure you with a kiss<3
Short partner + tall bf
oh how he loves how short you are compared to him. resting his arms on your head, or his chin. picking you up easily, and just overall taking advantage of the height difference. he’s always big spoon (but secretly loves little spoon), and adores how small you seem in his hold.
Partner who sends fit checks + bf who sends selfies
whenever you send him a picture he makes sure to compliment your outfit; especially when he sees you wearing his clothes. most of the time though he’ll respond by sending a selfie back. he’ll either be sporting a thumbs up or a goofy smile, and 9 times out if 10 he’s blushing
Overthinking partner + reassuring bf
you definitely mostly overthink because of his online presence. but he makes sure to tell you that you’re perfect no matter what<3 if you overthink your looks or anything, he makes sure to kiss all your insecurities over and over again until you’re reminded of how much he truly adores you
Partner who thinks the sky is pretty + bf who thinks they’re prettier
getting lost in thought while staring at the sky, with a soft smile on your lips. making sure to take pictures of sunsets and sunrises, always telling him how pretty the colors were, but he makes sure to respond with “you’re prettier” or “no you” each and every time
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rabbitsrams · 4 months
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chuckle boys & edging🫢
nsfw under the cut, minors dni, 18+ only.
schlatt is such a tease when he's edging you. has the most mischevious grin on his face as his touch (or control of the vibrator) gets you closer and closer to release, only for him to take it away from you, leaving you even more whiny and desperate for him.
"ah ah, not till i say so."
"aww dolly, what's the matter?"
lowkey makes you beg for it only for him not to listen and make you beg even more😵he'll edge you till he's satisfied
and once you're finally able to come, it's SO exhilarating and he's praising you sm🥺
"good job baby, you did so good for me."
(will always be on the schlatt is caring asf agenda)
teddy's more nice about it, only doing it at your request at first. you have to tell him basically when you're close he has to stop what he's doing.
takes him a few tries at first bc he just loves satisfying you and making you feel good. but once he succeeds? your reaction makes him go CRAZY.
seeing you whine and squirm as you're denied has him addicted. he's not as much as a tease as schlatt is, he's usually nicer about it lol.
"not just yet, baby. i know you can hold out for me."
"you're so pretty like this."
coaxes you through all of it, doesn't necessarily make you beg but if you do he gives in and lets you come. also super big on praising you after and is glad to make you feel that good <3
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CHUCKLE SANDWICH HEADCANONS ☆
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• Being on the podcast for the first time is—an experience that's for sure
• Charlie Schlatt and Ted had all reached out to you before for collabs of certain kinds, so you knew them fairly well through the experiences (ie. minecraft videos, to be a beta tester for big projects of theirs, asking help with new editing software even if you were as clueless as them, etc etc.)
• But they'd never once mentioned bringing you on Chuckle Sandwich. Which you were fine with. It's not like they had time to bring everyone on the internet to it at some point, so for now you were content sitting at your computer listening to the new episodes while they dropped
• In fact, that's exactly what you had been doing when a little discord notification popped up on your computer, clicking on Ted's profile picture after pausing the video
• "hey. a bit last moment, but we have a spot open for the podcast right now and wanted to know if you'd like to be a guest"
• Attatched to the bottom of the message was a random meme you had seen him, and multiple others, send dozens of times before. But it still coaxed a snort out of you as you typed your answer back
• "yeah! no problem, mr. milk. just give me some of the details and I'll be all set. also, get some new memes loser"
• Four days later and you were sitting at your streaming set up with your hands behind your head, smiling lightly as they introduced you to the audio listeners. Who by now Ted had made clear he loved to death
• "So! First things first, gentlemen, any questions for our esteemed special guest?"
• "What's the weirdest thing you've shoved up your ass."
• "Alright, that's enough talky time for you, Schlatt."
• Honestly, the podcast went great. You often highjacked the conversation to go on a separate tangent without even realizing it, snapping your fingers with a "Hey! That reminds me of—" before continuing on
• Charlie especially had a great time. For once he wasn't the only one that uncontrollably giggled throught the entire—and I mean entire—games no games or bacon no bacon question
• I picture Ted trying desperately to keep the episode a salvageable one, trying to have at least one decipherable conversation to keep in the final cut before giving up when you Schlatt and Charlie started arguing about which gum flavor was the best
• "It's fucking cinnamon you neanderthal! You fucking pussies dont know how to handle a real mans stick of gum!"
• "First of all, the h in neanderthal is silent, Schlarengitus. If you're going to insult me do it right. And secondly, any answer other than mint is a pure crime."
• "Guys, guys, I think we can all agree that grape is the best flavor. Also, (Y/n), what in the actually goopy shloopy fuck did you just call Schlatt?"
• After most of the episode had been filmed, everyone was in agreement that this needed to be done again. If not for the views, then for the shit ton of fun you all had
• "Hey who knows? Maybe we can do a vlog in real life together and have a beat (Y/n)'s ass for liking the most basic bitch flavor of gum there is."
• "Say that to my face you little—"
• Yup. Good times
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