#teddy beats

[yourlocalabomination]

Hey, Dickhead!

*smashes your face in with a crowbar*

#if I had a nickle for everytime Ted spankoffski beat a character played by Jeff in the face with a metal object I’d have 2 nickels #my question is how did he obtain the crowbar? did he find it in an alleyway? did Teddy randomly have a crowbar in his studio apartment? #I like to think that Ted specifically went and bought the crowbar with the last 20 bucks in his wallet purely just to smack Kilgore with it #anyway big fan of how unhinged Ted is in this scene we need more of it #formal pertition to give Ted spankoffski a crowbar again and just set him loose into the wild. I just wanna see what he does with it. #(please ignore how I don’t know how to do side profiles I’m working on it okayyyyyyy) #ted spankoffski #theodore spankoffski #starkid #team starkid #starkid productions #starkid fanart #fanart starkid #time bastard #time bastard nightmare time #starkid time bastard #nightmare time #hatchetfield nightmare time #starkid nightmare time #nmt #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #hatchetfield universe #fanart #my art

[bartonbones]

not enough ppl talking about the arsonist genes in the berzatto family....mikey wanting to burn down the beef for insurance money, carmy letting a grease fire get out of hand, setting his apartment on fire....there's no way donna hasn't (purposefully or not) started a fire or two herself so i guess what i'm asking is when does/did sugar get to light shit ablaze cause i refuse to believe it skipped her just because she's a girl

#the bear #to ME she's a burn stuff on purpose kind of person #a bad break up in high school and the giant six flags teddy bear is slowly melting in the brick firepit in the backyard #but anyway mostly just love the idea that all the berzattos are just a little bit pyro <3 #the fuck it all gene paired with just a little bit of italian catholic drama #burnt at the stake type beat the lot of them

[give-grian-rights]

just remembered a day too late about the fact i can thank 9/11 for one of the worst couples in Gray's Anatomy so. yeah okay

#i dont like teddy and i barely like owen more . i would beat him to death if not for him torturing that one guy with the fake clinic #they're both fucking freaks and deserve each other. everyone ever should watch grays anatomy actually it sucks so bad and its in my brain #and i wont stop wathcing it. #gray's anatomy #i hope theres not fucking teddy n owen stans i couldnt imagine there being on the gay sex website #surely we hate them #mika-posts #9/11

[pinatadulce]

Day 8 (Wally!)

My head hurts but I needed to draw Anti-Valentine's Day teddy bear Wally bc I'm too stubborn

Anyways idk if I'll be busy tomorrow but Happy (early) Valentine's Day yall

#my art #welcome home #artists on tumblr #please like and reblog #welcome home puppet show #welcome home fanart #welcome home arg #welcome home wally #welcome home wally darling #wally darling #wh wally #wally fanart #Teddy beat #Day 8 #Day eight #art challenge #small artist #Wait why does he actually look kind of cute I'm gonna cry #Is it me or did tumblr kill the quality

[paradisepeoni]

"I suppose I can always look at the clock instead."

#artists on tumblr #comfort character #theseus scamander #fantastic beasts #callumturner #harry potter #newt scamander #fantastic beats and where to find them #i love him #Teddy stole the clock too

[stereax]

#beat reporter stereax #top shelf teddy bear #brendan smith #nj devils #new jersey devils #I AM CRYING RIGHT NOW

[whatifwereallcarrots]

And what if I scream?

#ateez #san #choi san #teddy bear fr #i wanna hug him #please step on me #how is he disgustingly adorable #and so hot at the same time #hot san never beating the duality allegations once again

[bonglife420]

Made this Michael Jackson type beat after chopping some of his vocals

#bonglife420 #mine #flstudio #sampling #michael jackson #90s #type beat #teddy riley #max martin #new jack swing #robin s #music #remix #mix

[anthillmuseum]

Coming soon…

#id in alt #the anthill zine #the anthill #t post #teddy not beating the mouse allegations in this drawing…

[cherry-pop-elf]

Late Night Cutie Pie

Newt Scamander X Knight Bus Worker! Reader

((Can be read as platonic))

While working on the bus, a famous little face pops itself into the open doors. A sweetheart that’s been stressed out of his mind, and you do what you do best. Help those in need. Along with show you might have a talent for Nifflers, on top of a talent for flustering Magizoologists

Warnings: very adorable fluff, tooth rotting fluff, fluster newt, newt being painfully adorable, and of course TEDDY SHENANIGANS

“Ooooo we got a celebrity joining us tonight-!” You heard you coworker, a talking head, shout to you. You wondered who that could be, as you finished tidying up the beds. Ready for whatever lost soul is needing a good rest. Pillows fluffed, blankets laid out, and wheels oiled to keep people from flying.

“Oh no no. Im not celebrity-“ A almost timid voice would speak, as you hurried down from the upper floor. Once your shoes hit the ground, your eyes went wide with who they landed on. A man in a blue jacket, fluffy hair, and a suit case in hand. Newt Scamander. In the flesh.

“No way-“ You whispered, before those big blue eyes were on you. He gave a shy little wave, before rummaging in his pocket. Pulling out his ticket, and snapping you back to reality. As instinct, you were quick to sort it out. Not even needing to look at your hands, as you kept them on him. Snip, snap, POP, done!

“Normally we never pry, but uh. What’s a guy like you doing on a bus like ours-?” You asked. You were a Knight Bus Worker. You had to be social, after all. So being direct with people, no matter the face, is an important skill to have. One that was leaving him embarrassed.

“Well, seems you know who I am. Guess you can kinda put two and two together. Not many people trust that I’ll keep my friends under control.” He admits, with a smile that said it hurt him. They were animals. Not their fault after all. You won’t lie, though. It’s touching how he would simply turn those people away. Compared to following their rules, and leaving his friends behind.

“I mean, we’ve had the shadiest people come on here. Better to have Hippogriff shit on the bed than human shit. Least with a bird like that, you know they couldn’t help it.” You would put, rather bluntly, which had him smile. Knowing he wouldn’t be a burden to anyone on the bus, given you were being very direct with him. Compared to sugar coating, or babying him because of his Hufflepuff nature. People tended to do that, and even he was getting annoyed. A welcome change it was.

“I’ll take you to the upper floor, so you can have more room. Not a lot of people go up there, because of motion sickness. So you’ll have plenty of room to stretch your legs-!” You comforted, as you were making his night. A place to actually rest, and work with his care. You were just his angel. He wanted to hug you so badly, and you can tell with his arms tensing. Once a Hufflepuff, always a Hufflepuff.

“Bring it in-“ You reassured, and he nearly lifted you off the ground. Made you wheeze, but you couldn’t deny it. Hufflepuffs gave the best hugs. Not many people liked to treat you more than part of the bus, so it was a very nice change. Felt good to get a hug.

“Truly, I am so grateful. Be nice to sleep in a bed for a while. Not to say I do not enjoy nature, but we all live in certain environments for a reason after all." The older man said, when he finally set you free. Must be so hard, world traveling. Maybe he was home sick, so he was back in England for a while. Maybe animals were in need. Who knows! You just know he needed rest.

"Come on up then." You would escort him to the second floor of the double decker bus, and would lead him to a freshly made bed. You also made sure the frame was secure, wheels smooth, anything that could cause issues in his stay. Just wanting him to get some rest. As you did, you were not aware of Newt having a panic attack behind you. The moment you turned; he quickly hid his suitcase. Smiling big, with eyes darting everywhere.

"Doing alright? Seem a bit shaken, what's up?" You asked, as he keeps his nervous smile. A tug at his collar, before his eyes were now staring at something behind you. That made you raise a brow, before you slowly turned around. Just as you did, something jumped on you. You gave a shout, before you were tumbling into the once Hufflepuff. Both of you crashing to the ground.

"TEDDY-! NO! WEVE BEEN OVER THIS-!" You heard him shout, as you were helped up. Now you had a niffler choking you out, given he was dangling off your lanyard. Now knowing it was a niffler, you weren't upset. Your lanyard had many shiny pins and buttons. It can't be helped.

"Aw, you want a pin?" You cooed, as you soon scooped the little gremlin into your arms. Him still holding the lanyard, as Newt calmed down. Surprised to see Teddy calm as well. Just looking up at you with those big eyes. Sparkling with desire. You knew what to do, given many a child has ridden the bus. For one reason or another.

"Here is a nice shiny pin, all for you." You smiled, as you rummaged in your pocket. Soon you had a pin in hand, designed to look like the knight bus. With glittery windows, that made it sparkle like stars. That had the niffler let go of the lanyard, and make grabby hands for the pin. Into his tiny hands it went, and he hugged it tightly. A little chirp of happiness, before it went into his pouch. Safe and sound. Now he was satisfied, for the time being.

"Amazing..." Newt whispered, before he would take Teddy back. The little guy was quick to pull the new possession out, and showed it to his dad. Newt gave a 'ooo' and his eyes sparkled all the same. Just like a father, to a toddler. Melted your heart, to see a bond. How he kissed Teddy's head, and he gave chirps of joy.

"You have a talent for animals, I can see it clear as day. Teddy is always a handful, but like that you had it under control. No panic, and quick to find a solution. Amazing." He praised you, resulting a heavy blush on your face. What a praise and honor it was. Newt Scamander, praising your skills.

"Toddlers and nifflers are basically the same thing." You brushed off, before the bus was quick to make its sharp stop. You didnt move a inch, of course, but the father and son went flying. You winced, when Newt slammed into the window. He did, however, made sure to keep teddy wrapped around his arms. Pressed into his chest, so that the little thing suffered as little damage as possible. Such a pure soul.

"There is a reason we have complinetry sleeping potions and pain killers. Check the bedside table, back to work I go!" You waved goodbye, with Teddy waving bye as well. Since his dad was busy with new back pain.

Just like how it always was. Taking tickets, escorting newbies, comforting lost children, punching a drunk here and there. A typical night for the bus. As it was getting closer to the end of your shift, you would go and check on the famous celebrity. Up the stairs, and to the second floor.

There he was. His brief case locked to the bed frame, with an enchanted chain, and his coat hung up. His face pressed into the pillow, showing his knocked out face. Drooling, in a much needed rest. All the while little Teddy was snuggled close to his father. His face tucked under the man’s chin, and tiny hands hugging his dress shirt close. Safe, under the man’s arm.

You would sneak over, and make sure the blanket was pulled high enough for him and Teddy. Poor souls needed it. You wouldn’t be surprised if he would spend a few nights here. As if you would complain. The company would be needed, and who knows. Maybe a Pest Control guy would be needed. Sure get wild animagi coming in sometimes.

With Newt tucked in, and adjusting the pillow for Teddy, you would return down the stairs. All to be teased by that talking head for growing overly friendly with the celebrity. All it took was a flick, and he was spinning. That had you laugh, as you stretched.

Never a dull night, on that bus.

#harry potter #fantastic beasts #fantastic beats and where to find them #newt scamander #newt scamander x reader #newt x reader #knight bus #niffler #very fluffy #a excuse for me to write about nifflers #if this does well I’ll make more newt and niffler content #who can resist a niffler? #no one that’s who #hp #harry potter fandom #harry potter universe #x reader #this is self indulgent #newt is so cute #requests are open #newt being adorable #like so adorable #it’s so fluffy #like bro #tooth rotting fluff #teddy the niffler #niffler crimes #Hufflepuff pride #hufflepuff #knight bus shenanigans

[lollytea]

La La Land Machine AU!Emerald Trio's cartoons that raised them:

Willow: Powerpuff Girls/Care Bears

Gus: Spongebob/Courage the Cowardly Dog

Hunter: Winnie the Pooh

#willow is a sweetheart but also she has so much rage and needs the catharsis of seeing little girls beat bitches bloody #gus is...a little disturbed. but also. he stays silly #hunter just wasnt allowed to watch anything as a little kid EXCEPT winnie the pooh #and now hes just expected to act like a manly man?? even tho he was basically raised by a teddy bear???

[dipndotz]

look at this pretty woman and tell me u dont wanna vote for her in the constant battle polls

#wendy may b weirdgirl but is she my teddy bear comes to life and beats up living nightmares when im going insane weirdgirl #VOTE WILLOW!!!! #ive been slacking on willow propaganda i gotta make it up to her cuz its getting too close now #U CANT DO THIS TO ME AGAIN #dont starve #dont starve together #ds willow #dst willow #dst bernie #roseate

[wtylas]

young avengers fans (more specifically HS refugee stans) are so full of shit omg a non-jewish actor is rumored to be billy and everyone is like "YIPEE SO ACCURATE 😍" but a non-white actor is rumored to be teddy and everyone is like "NOT MY HULKLING!" just watch heartstopper a second time im so serious. it was annoying on day 1 its unbearable on day 100. if you want kit connor and joe locke to kiss JUST WATCH HEARTSTOPPER!!!! ITS NOT THAT SERIOUS

#i need to beat up twitter replies oh my god #lasi.txt #marvel #young avengers #billy kaplan #teddy altman #im breaking my silence! im breaking my silence

[sspiderj]

frankie bell you deserve the world

#i hate teddy so fucking much #slay alex but i wanna be the one to beat teddy up #boy swallows universe

[lovecorekitten]

#food #cute #bear #beats #teddy bear #cute food #red #breakfast

[plutonicbees]

some thoughts + sorry 2 eli bradley but I know personally (bc he told me himself) that he would be the driest fucking texter

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#only beat by jonas/vision who is like literally a robot #i think nate would use soo many emojis and :) :( emoticons though #like on a scale it goes jonas -> eli -> teddy -> billy -> kate -> cassie -> tommy #but i wouldn’t consider anybody else a dry texter #after eli its just who bothers using correct grammar the most to least #tommy is making the most out of every abbreviation he knows. almost indecipherable. #tommy shepherd #cassie lang #kate bishop #eli bradley #billy kaplan #teddy altman #teddy altman marvel #nate richards #young avengers #marvel #marvel comics #young avengers smau #young avengers comics #hawkeye kate bishop #wiccan marvel #speed marvel #hulkling