i like to think that if (no sunshot campaign) lan wangji went to study at lotus pier after cloud recesses classes, and he still treated wei wuxian like that ™, the shidis would go from star-eyed polite kids to little shits that would glare at lan-er-gongzi and play childish pranks on him because he's breaking their da-shixiong's heart
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PSA to fan creators who don't have a lot of regular contact with children: They are almost always bigger than you think. A 1-year-old baby may already be walking. A toddler is likely already hip-high. A 10-year-old may already be taller than at least one of their parents. A 14/15 year old may already have reached their adult height.
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I've lost my cool, I'm not sure how to act
Not even sure how I can keep my pride intact
Well, I don't know if this is it but can't you see?
No, I'm not falling for you, so please have mercy on me
'Cause it's not romantic, I swear
I'm not gasping for air
I want you to be here, but please don't come near
'Cause even though I'm pretty sure my head's exploding
I'm not ready for hand holding
It's not love, I swear
It might be closer to despair
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Wei Wuxian: Would you date a girl taller than you?
Lan Wangji: No.
Wwx: That's a little shallow of you.
Lwj: Wei Ying, I am gay.
Wwx: Oh ...
Wwx: Would you date a boy taller than you?
Lwj: *looks down at Wwx* No.
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Wei Ying thinks that Lan Zhan is glaring at her because she’s being shameless but really she’s staring at her thighs and trying not to pass out
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an important note on wwx's characterization that i think is important and sometimes people will get wrong, is that wwx doesn't have low self-esteem ("i'm stupid, i'm ugly, i'm annoying, i'm bothersome, nobody likes me") nor does he have low confidence ("i can't do this" "i don't know this" "i can't do anything right"). in fact, both of these are extremeeeely high in his personality as a teen and young adult
what wei wuxian does have, however, is low self-worth, specifically when it comes to his own needs and well-being compared to other people. couple that with his high confidence and urge to pay off debts of gratitude, and you get his extremely self-destructive behavior ("it's fine if i lose my core as long as jc has it for the good of the sect, i can survive without one", "it's fine that i'm being forcefully kissed by a stranger because she's nervous and i don't want to embarrass her", "it's fine, it's all fine, as long as it's me, because i can take it")
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Y’know all the nobility and tragic pining aside, I feel like we don’t talk enough about what a funny character Lan Wangji is.
Imagine being in high school and finding out that the super serious hall monitor/teacher’s pet guy that every other student is a little scared of has been spending his free time doing handstands alone in his room to “clear his mind” because he’s been thirsting over the class clown and doesn’t know what to do about it.
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good jiang parents au where lan wangji finally went to visit wei wuxian in lotus pier and they have a romantic/sexual tension moment in wei wuxian's room, they're almost kissing when jiang cheng suddenly arrives and opens the door sharply and loudly, startling the boys inside.
jiang cheng stares at them and wei wuxian stares back, lan wangji panicking in silence in the back. and then jiang cheng smirks and turns around, making wei wuxian scramble up and run after him yelling "jiang cheng NO! COME BACK HERE"
they run for a moment, servants and discuples stepping back to avoid collision, until jiang cheng finally arrives at his parents favorite pavilion where he knows they're having afternoon tea together and yells: "MOM WEI WUXIAN WAS KISSING LAN WANGJI IN HIS BEDROOM!"
wei wuxian, "SHUT UP!"
madam yu, almost choking on her tea, "what"
jiang fengmian, breaking his brush in the middle of letter writing, "WHAT"
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Every time I worry about being too embarrassing or cringe I remember that teenaged lan wangji composed a song about his big gay crush and named it after their own ship name and I think wow I have got to be more
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