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saybiwithme · 1 year
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Teen Wolf as text posts 1/?
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Theo @ the pack: hey guys great news! i'm at my fucking breaking point
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that-bitttch · 2 years
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guys.. Guys.. GUYS!! You know those GIF sets of Tyler Hoechlin and Dylan O'Brien playing Baseball? Now picture this. HSM AU! Derek as Chad, Stiles as Ryan. That one specific scene in HSM 2, I don't dance. I think those two work perfectly for the characters! And it would be funny. Doesn't necessarily have to be a ship but I always shipped those two pairings together anyway.
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Scott-Troy (Jock, in love with new girl, does not listen to advice and follows his heart)
Allison-Gabriella (new girl, sweet personality, smart, gets along well with most people, small rivalry with hot blonde, doesnt really get on well with boyfriends friend)
Lydia- Taylor (Smart, knows own worth, will cut you, best friends with new girl)
Stiles- Ryan (sassy, easily shipped, headcanoned as gay- or at least not straight, UST with popular jock)
Derek-Chad (popular jock, UST with sassy theatre nerd, would 100% sing I don't dance whilst dancing)
Erica- Sharpay (Hot blonde who thinks she wants the jock but should actually get with the cute baker who has loved her fron afar- you cannot pry baker boyd hc from me, popular, bromance with sassy theatre nerd)
Boyd- Zeke (strong but quiet character, absolutely in love with hot popular blonde, liles baking- again, you csnt take this from me he is a sweetheart)
Kira- Kelsey (sweet, underestimated and underrated, good friend, supportive, a BAMF, voice of an angel)
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my-random-ocs · 1 year
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Griffin (to Viv and Lydia): I cannot believe you two did this. I am at a loss for words!
Later, to Stiles
Vivian: Despite being at a loss for words, Griffin yelled at us for, like, 30 minutes.
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noyzinerd · 2 months
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[After the pack runs into one of Derek's ex's from his time in New York]
Stiles: Oh my god, that girl was gorgeous! I mean, did you guys see her?!
The pack:
Stiles: Why on Earth would Derek ever break up with someone so beautiful? What was he even thinking?!
The pack:
Stiles: I know if I ever landed someone like that, I'd probably never let them go.
The pack:
Stiles: Aw shoot, I gotta get going or I'm gonna be late. See you later guys!
The pack: The pack:
Malia: So, are we all still pretending Derek's ex-girlfriend didn't just look like Stiles in a wig?
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incorrectsterekquotes · 4 months
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derek: No one can hurt me if I’m cold and detached and not emotionally invested in anyone stiles: Hi :) derek: *sweating* Shit
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sarcasm-and-stiles · 5 months
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Stiles: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE
Y/N: sarcastic brunettes
Stiles, desperately, as Y/N bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Y/N: Oh! B positive.
Stiles: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Y/N:
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scottywolf · 23 days
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Stiles: Duck!
Scott: [quickly getting down]
Derek, getting hit: Ow! What the hell, Stiles?!
Stiles: I told you to duck!
Derek: How was I supposed to know that you would hit me with a bat?
Stiles: Scott ducked.
Derek: Scott is used to your crazy antics!
Scott: I have 10 years of experience.
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salemsvlog · 7 months
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This is how I pictured Coach meeting Eli whe he applied for the lacrosse team
Coach: Next, Elias Hale Eli: Hi- Coach: I said Hale, go back in line Stilinski Eli: I- Coach: Can't you heard Stilinski? I said back in line! Eli: But I'm not- Coach: You know what? Alright, your in. If I saw potential in your dad I guess I can work with you. Eli: Sr. I thi- wait… are you really gonna give me the position?! I haven't even played? Coach: So? Eli: … Eli: Nothing, thanks for the oportunity.
Later that day:
Derek: So… how was practice? did you get in? Eli: Actually, I did. Derek: Awesome, I'm so excited to go cheer you up. Eli: That's great dad, but just remember: You must sit besides the Sheriff and follow the player with the Stilinski lastname. Derek: … Eli: … *Stiles astral proyecting himself since cuantico to the living room*: WhY diD I Just ReceIVed a mAil fROM Coach to CheCk thAT "My SoN" Can PLAy in THE NExt game? Eli *running up the stairs*: Maybe I should go to my room to do my homework. Please Stiles, I need the form signed for thursday. I love ya, bye. Stiles: Did he just- Derek: Idk, it's your kid. Stiles: But- Derek: ALL YOURS.
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Lydia: So how’s motherhood treating you?
Stiles: Good. I didn’t expect this much crying, though.
Allison: Don’t worry, it’s normal for babies
Stiles: What? Eli's fine. I was talking about Derek.
Derek, sobbing from the nursery: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!
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haleripley · 6 months
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Stiles: Derek I lost the thing!
Derek: What thing?
Stiles: Y'know the thing!
Derek: *turns around holding Eli*
Stiles: *relieved* Oh there he is!
Derek: Wha-YOU MEANT OUR CHILD?!!?!
Peter: Boy you better run
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Theo Raeken: is Theo Raeken ali- Aww shit, they thought I was dead.
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invisible-storyteller · 10 months
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*Derek and Stiles at an out-of-town jail, after Stiles was allowed to make a phone call*
Derek: When will the sheriff get here?
Stiles, who totally forgot calling his dad was an option: Shit, I think I fucked up
*an hour later*
Peter, who hasn't practised his law degree in over a decade: I'm gonna Legally Blonde this shit
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Derek: Did you have a good day?
Isaac: Yes.
Stiles: No.
Isaac, to Stiles: Shut up.
Derek: So, you had a good day?
Isaac: Yes.
Stiles: No.
Isaac, to Stiles: Shut up!
Derek, to Isaac: You were meant to make sure he got some sleep.
Isaac: I made sure he got some sleep.
Stiles: He knocked me unconscious.
Isaac: It’s the same thing!
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alexquinn247 · 9 days
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Pack Movie Night
Stiles: Why me? Derek never listens to anyone.
Lydia: Just trust me.
Stiles: Ugh fine.
*later*
Stiles, to Derek: Can we watch the Emperor's New Groove?
Derek, blushing: Yeah, fine.
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49311grayson · 12 days
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[TW/Sterek] Pretty Please
Stiles: Please? For me?
Derek, confused: What are you doing with your face?
Stiles, blinking: Nothing. It's just my normal, innocent face. I'm not doing anything.
Derek, frown: Yes, you did. That look on your face. Don't.
Stiles, blinking quickly: Oh! You mean— THIS sad puppy look?
Derek, blushing: Nice try. I won't fall for that.
Stiles: C'mon Der bear, you know you love it and you can't resist.
Derek: No! You think if you say, “please, for me?” and give me that look, I’ll do exactly what you wa-
Stiles, blinking again: Please, for me?
Derek: Damn it! I'm gonna rip whoever taught you that into pieces.
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Scott: *sneezes*
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