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killallyourfrendz · 1 year
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i’ve been reading old favs and new teen wolf fanfic and yeah i still love these dumb characters from this dumb show so much
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0hheytherebigbadwolf · 7 months
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murasaki-cha · 6 months
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The other nobles: *constantly asking where young master Henituse is*
Alberu doing his best trying to keep Cale's world traveling a secret: Sorry I haven't seen him since the last time I saw him
Nobles: When was that?
Alberu: Last time I saw him?
Alberu: Was definitely the time I saw him last
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haletostilinski · 1 year
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Yeah, Imma just ignore that whole trash movie and just fanfic the best parts, which are Eli being Sterek's son and Derek apparently keeping Stiles' jeep all these years and fixing it up.
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braedenhales · 4 months
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"and when they dare to tell you about all the things you cannot be. you smile and tell them,
i am both war and woman and you cannot stop me"
-nikita gill
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beaulesbian · 1 year
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today’s top trending on tumblr made me feel like ‘did i wake up back in 2013??’
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thiamsxbitch · 6 months
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u know what i think the movie should have been? the not-appreciated-enough trio of s6: scott, malia, and lydia figuring shit out and being silly together, supporting and helping each other. that would be a good movie and we were robbed
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dyinggirldied · 2 years
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Just a question, for those from age 30 above, like do you still keep fanarts, fanfic, merchandises of your favorite fandom(s) even though you are disillusioned with life, busy with careers and spouses and children, working on whatever obstacles life throw at you and all that? Im in my early 20s and I keep a lot of fanarts, fanfic and snapshots in my folder and just suddenly think about this. 
EDIT: thank you for the replies (and reblogs) everyone! It's pretty amazing to read all of your answers and I appreciate all of it. I'm sorry if I cannot reply to all of you since it will make the chat pretty long but I still check it out ☺️
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derpylittlenico · 5 months
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the following brought to you by Shower Thoughts tm tm tm
a "whump but not actually" not-fic? fic idea? whatever.
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ok, so.
we know stiles is a pending accident on long legs. this isn't a secret.
but what if some member of the pack (maybe a mother henning Scott? or curious Allison? hell, maybe goddamn Isaac being a nosy bitch) accidentally catches a glimpse of a shirtless Stiles, and. just. bruises. bruises all over. from nip to goddamn hip.
cue...whoever...losing their shit via mass text to everyone else in the pack, because??? je m'fuhkin escuse? thu fucc??
I mean they are understandably Worried, bc those are so not lacrosse bruises. they would have seen that shit happen, and definitely heard about it too, because Stiles is unafraid to whine loudly, at great volume...well, unless he's actually hurt. so the fact that he's said nothing?
they are totally having guilt spirals, wondering is Grumpy Brows was right about wolves being too rough to be safe around humans, and is that why didn't he say anything??? bc he's spiteful and didn't want have to admit maybe Derek was right? bc omg, he'd totally not mention deep tissue bruising just to spite Derek.
(cue lots of Scott hand wringing and worried frowns. maybe even Derek staring melodramatically out of windows too dusty for even him to see out of bc he's Like That)
only?
......yeah, no, that's not what's going on, at all.
bc, see, Stiles is friends with the ladies from the Jungle. They are his best bitches, and he's learned not to bitch about a few minor bruises after hanging around people who routinely put on staggeringly tight compression tights and five inch high heels. Never mind the plucking and waxing.
It only took one Amateur Drag Night for him to learn to "suck it up, buttercup."
but anyway. they are his besties from other people's testes, and so drag his happy ass into shenanigans as often as possible.
...which includes pole classes at the local rec center, Thurs afternoons and every other Sunday evening.
and yeah, the bribe of free food following a two hour Lady Guhgah boogy sesh in short shorts is a nice bribe, but he doesn't really need to be bribed to hang out with them. They're a fuhkin blast to hang out with, and have some Stories.
(and also don't ignore him when he asks if they think he could be attractive to gay guys)
and ofc, though he only came for the good music and better company, he'd still put his entire ass into it and get really good at it. bc, as the queens have taught him, if he's not serving absolute cunt when the opportunity arises, why even bother.
but before all that, while he's still learning?
he'd bruise.
a lot. like? a lot a lot a lot.
bc the thing tv and movies don't tell you about pole dancing is that part of the trick is training your skin to kinda...stick? suction on? to the pole like Cameron Diaz stuck to the car windshield in That One Scene in The Counselor.
(but he doesn't talk about that movie. or that scene. bc some things just need to be forgotten.)
tl, dr?
in those early days, while he was still clenching more than clinging, in between getting dumped on his dump-truck, he admittedly looks like he's been PvPing the Hulk for funsies. Or picking fights with Creepy Grandpa Argent. Or just, like, generally slamming himself into walls.
so yeah.
"whump but not," bc the pack is scrambling to find a way to have an intervention over Stiles hiding injuries, bc he forgot to mention he and Jizz Taylor and Gloria Hole and Bicurious Georgia have decided to learn pole technique alongside Natalie Martin, a few bikers from the local biker bar, and Stiles' 55 yr old neighbor.
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harrysloveboat · 6 months
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genuinely think my fav part of writing fanfiction is when I get done with a sentence and I’m like “ooo they did not just say that”
as if I didn’t just write what they said
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vividraspberry · 3 months
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Allison Argent Icons
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slaterherms · 10 months
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rewatching a show i haven’t seen in years and years: i remember i hated this female character but i cant remember why! let’s find out!
oh! turns out there’s nothing wrong! just another classic bandwagon unnecessary female character hatred
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angrycowboy · 1 year
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I watched the Teen Wolf movie.
Eli is the love child of Stiles and Derek. You cannot convince me otherwise.
Don't understand pairing up Malia and Parrish. Or any of their scenes together. But glad to see Ryan Kelley is still wearing smedium shirts and bulging out of them.
Needed more of Jackson's commentary.
If Jackson is dating Ethan now, then I'm just gonna pretend he's also dating Danny and the three of them are happy together far away from this clusterfuck.
Liam and Mason were massively underused.
The writing was so bad they didn't even bother to explain who Fake!Kira was. She was just there. Filling in for the massive hole left because these fucks wouldn't pay Arden Cho what she deserved.
Was this plot some idea Jeff kept on the back burner in case Crystal Reed wanted to come back while the show was still airing?
Disappointed Peter Hale and Papa Argent didn't hate fuck, because the tension was A LOT.
Infuriated that they cut Stiles out of his own scene, arguably one of the BEST scenes between Scott and Stiles, and tried to make it a Scott/Allison thing.
Derek Hale deserved better.
Allison Argent deserved better.
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kennyomegasweave · 1 year
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i adore your takes on stalia and i agree with all of them. stiles was completely and utterly in love with malia. their bond was just too strong to ignore and downplay as hard as so many in the fandom do. malia would love stiles for the smallest of things, appreciate and adore him every time they’re together, something stiles wasn’t used to and was always surprised knowing he’s someone’s priority, to have someone that he knows loves him so much and is so dearly loyal to him the way he was to her. I can talk about each and every one of their scenes for hours because one line has so much deeper meaning in it always when you look through its context. stiles would get mistreated and judged, he had to be the coolest guy to even get lydia’s attention. when stiles approached her wanting to get to know each other better she wasn’t even listening and rudely said “is it worth repeating?” meanwhile malia would go out of her way to notice what’s wrong with him after the donovan incident and he would just not say anything because he was so afraid of judgment. so afraid that he would lose the ones he love when malia had made it clear she would never judge him ever since they first properly met at eichen house. “i won’t judge, promise.” to malia saying “it didn’t matter to me, that’s why i never said anything.” malia knew when stiles didn’t answer her question about his shoulder that he needed time alone and wasn’t ready to open up, and she gave him that. stiles in 5.01 says how constantly gets anxious
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and begins to open up about his issue after she was worried first and reached out to ask him and listen to him again. she highlights how stiles thinks stuff “obsessively” and that means she knew him too well. and was always there whenever he needed that support. malia understood after he he spoke about his dad losing contact to everyone from high school that that’s the reason he wanted everyone together that day, “because you don’t wanna lose all your friends after senior year.” says malia and stiles responds with “and i hope they don’t wanna lose me either.” referring to malia specifically at that point because malia smiles and they kiss. he said “what if scott is my best friend now, but he’s not my best friend for life.” stiles straight up said he wanted malia in his life as his girlfriend. like literally forever. and malia wanted that as well.
that cure scene in 4.11 where malia noticed how stiles was helping her looking for her biological mother, in his board written “who is the desert wolf?” and the second she did she flipped him waking him up in the cutest way, stiles thought she would probably mind him not brush his teeth but she didn’t. and the look on his face when she said she didn’t care is so precious, he is shocked she would say that, like asking her “really?” and then his soft smile before they kiss again, they’re just always so sweet and gentle with each other. there are so so many more scenes of theirs i can mention that shows just how effortlessly in love stiles was with malia. they deserved that endgame. s6 is awful, which is glad it flopped, the ratings are embarrassingly low and for a reason. people can tell when something is forced. and both dylan and shelley were disappointed by how stalia broke up and wished both for them to stay together forever.
I am SO sorry for not answering, I swear I thought I did! But yes, you're right on all accounts!
He had absolute trust in her, seen when he stayed with her on the full moon when her chains broke. He was her anchor, he brought her back. And he knew she was strong enough to control her shift. And just that scene. Like she, indirectly of course because it wasn't her fault she was just a small child, caused her mom and sister to die because she couldn't control her shift. And she was terrified of that happening again and Stiles heard that, validated her, but still stayed because he KNEW she was strong enough and wouldn't hurt him.
He couldn't even sleep without her! Stiles went through A Lot. He has lots of trauma himself and she helped him feel safe enough to sleep. That's why the position of her spooning him was the only one he could get comfortable in. Stiles took care of a lot because of his love for Scott, but he really didn't have anyone taking care of him. Now a lot of that was because he didn't open up (and in Scott's defense, I'm a Scott McCall stan first lol, he had like so so much going on himself, it makes sense he wasn't really able to keep up with everyone, though he also tried) but Malia kinda saw through that. Like I don't even know if she realized what she offered Stiles, but she was def his safe space. The sleeping scene showed that. And he was her safe space, as established by the chain breaking full moon scene.
Like S5 started and he flat out said his life plans included being with Malia. That was "the plan" and that's when Malia was like "I love the plan, especially cause I'm in it!" Like how Allison planned to be with Scott past college, Stiles planned being with Malia.
For the absolute life of me I don't understand why they broke them up. And not just broke them up, but in such a bullshit way. Like the breakup scene wasn't even a breakup scene? It wasn't mentioned at all that they were done. Even Shelley had to be told "oh yeah y'all broke up" and she was like ...umm did I act that scene out? Which means it wasn't even explicitly clear in the script, ffs. But they still had to me tied. Malia's bio mom legit went after Stiles cause she knew that was how to get to Malia. And then Stiles flat out attacked her trying to help Malia when she was fighting with her mom. Like they were still very much each other's person!
I didn't watch S6. I watched 601 and that was it. I did notice how they literally had Malia in Stiles's clothes in 601 and still had him do the "i love you" to Lydia and was like???
I said, since S2, that if they ever put Stiles and Lydia together I was out. And when that happened, I was out. Which still pisses me off because I genuinely love this show. I own S1-5 on DVD! I didn't even really keep up with it on tumblr back then. I would occasionally check the tag but everything I heard was so outlandish, not even just Stalia related, that I was just like "well this show only had 5 seasons, such a shame it was cancelled after only 5 seasons." I didn't even know the ratings were THAT BAD until like right before the movie came out. And I let out a hearty chuckle when I found that out. Couldn't even clear 500k viewers. 
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And what you said about Dylan is so true! He was always like "I think Malia's it for Stiles." "Stiles loves Malia." "Stiles should end up with Malia." "I still love Stiles and Malia together." And Shelley also thought they should be together. She's dropped the "coyotes mate for life" line. And fun fact, Holland didn't like Stiles and Lydia either. No one wanted that ship except people that wouldn't move on from S1/2!Stiles. And not even those seasons!Lydia cause she could not have cared less about Stiles then. They were never even close! Never! It made no sense! lol
Anyway. Yes. I agree with you on how Stalia was IT. And it made no sense to throw that away for ratings, they were never going to get.
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twpsyn-who · 8 months
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I saw this cute edit of Scott McCall on TikTok and it wasn't until that edit, that very specific edit, that my mind FINALLY understood why I don't actually like Teen Wolf.
Is because Scott McCall is the protagonist avsbjsjsnd. Because he's that one innocent, can never do wrong, guy who tries to save everybody and never gives up. And Gosh I hate this kind of protagonist?? He's so Deku coded (or better said the other way around, I don't know which came first) and I didn't notice mostly because Scott isn't a crybaby too. But damn are they so fucking similar, like holy shit.
So, um, yeah. No hard feelings to the actor or anything like that. Is just that I hate characters like Scott with a passion.
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sofia-falcon · 6 months
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My friend: So you ship Sterek?
Me: Yup
Friend: And Stackson?
Me: Why not?
Friend: And Halemore?
Me: I like the vibe but the shippers pretend Eli doesn't exist and I don't fuck with that
Friend: And you also ship Stydia?
Me: I thought they were cute together
Friend: And Allydia?
Me: Yes. Why?
Friend: And Scallison?
Me: Allison has two hands
Friend: Scott and Kira and Scott and Malia?
Me: Scott has two hands too!
Friend: You also ship Thiam?
Me: Who doesn't
Friend: And you ship Isaac with?
Me: Therapy.
Friend: And Eli?
Me: He's a child.
Friend: What about Derek and Kate?
Me: Why would I ship Derek with his abuser???
Friend: What is Jethan?
Me: Underrated
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