#teenaged alex no way

[daddy-long-legssss]

there's a set of rickety stars in-between my heart and my head

#unintentionally in sync #also miles' lil foot pop is everything to me #the way he cradles his cheek and shrugs his shoulders like a love-struck teenager #miles kane #alex turner #tlsp #union transfer philadelphia 2016 #the last shadow puppets #eycte #eycte era #eycte tour #milex #my gifs #mine #daddy-long-legssss

[jenna-louise-jamie]

i love how every alex rider book just kind of ends like, welp. *dusts off hands* surely this hasn't profoundly affected this 14 year old boy. anyway see you next week alex. is friday good? no? that's too bad. for you. we'll see you on friday.

#its like 300 pages of a teenage spy doing the most batshit insane things youve ever heard #and then wraps up in 10-20 pages #and then you get 2-3 pages of mi6 being like yeah good job alex we wont be paying you #you can find your own way home right? great you know where the exit is bye! #alex rider #alan blunt #alex rider books #alex rider series #the alex rider books make no sense #they're compelling though

[cerise-on-top]

Hank with an Eldritch Horror Reader

Here's another thing I wrote two years back! It was an interesting concept which I really liked, so I actually really enjoyed writing this request!

Hank J Wimbleton was a grunt of many things, but not one to be scared unless he had a good reason to be. There were many things in this world he did not understand, you were one of them. Upon meeting you, his first instinct would have been to either fight or run away - who could blame him, it was all he knew. No matter how many times you reassured him that the very last thing you wanted to do was to harm him, he’d draw his weapon, uncertain of whether or not he should believe your words.

Once you show no resistance towards him whatsoever and simply restrain him using your powers or other methods, that’s when, thrashing around as much as he could, he would start listening. You may or may not have seen a grunt up close, but this was your chance to finally examine one. As you scrutinise him from every possible angle Hank realises that you were simply curious about his being and finally lowers weapon.

Your voice would likely hurt his head and freeze the blood in his veins, so you might have to resort to telepathy or speak through a marionette, if you can find one. Though, once Hank’s interest in you has been piqued, he’d be more than happy to find you one. A lot of people in Nevada seem to be redundant in the first place. Regarding telepathy: You will be able to have a two-way conversation with Hank like that, but, for the most part, he doesn’t think in words. Still, he can do so, if needed.

If you’re on the rather small side, he will make an effort to pick you up, or hold you, and bring you back to base. Depending on whether you can float or not, this might be rather difficult, but he’ll try. If you’re large, however, then he will simply “tell” you to follow him. As an eldritch being you could likely either change your form or scare away anyone in your path in the first place, so he doesn’t particularly worry about anyone being stupid enough to attack you.

Spend time with him, he’ll get used to you more and more and, eventually, grow a bond with you. Proud, he’ll show you to Doc so he can figure out what you are, but do not be fooled. Hank wants to know what you are to some degree too. Once comfortable with you and certain you won’t harm him, he’ll start observing you, touching you to some degree. See how you react, how you feel, how you are.

Despite your conversations being, for the most part, one-sided, Hank will ask you directly what you are and if you’re some form of eldritch deity. Since you’re an amicable creature he can’t exactly wrap his head around, it’s worth a try.

Although he would like to do so to some degree, he won’t take you with him on missions. It’s his way of saying “I care a great deal about you, I don’t want you to die or worse even if you are capable of defending yourself.” If you really insist on aiding him, he will let you, begrudgingly. But beware that he will have your back. In fact, having you around will give him a greater reason to fight and improve his overall performance. Though, it will also be a major stress factor to him if something were to happen to you, so choose wisely.

#madness combat #madness combat x reader #hank j wimbleton #hank j wimbleton x reader #I've been into eldritch horrors and stuff ever since I was a teenager #although I don't condone his beliefs in the slightest I really like Lovecraft's writing style #at one point it influenced how I wrote as well since he was rather descriptive in a pleasant to read way #I have an anthology at home that I might wanna reread again at some point #celephais was always my favorite story and I think it may be one of my favorite stories of all time #I know it interests no one but my favorite book is No Longer Human by Osamu Dazai #and yes I did get into classic literature because of a certain anime I don't wanna tag in this post #but another book I really enjoyed reading was Clockwork Orange I read it with someone I used to be close to and it was a really good read #it gave me nightmares but I really enjoyed it! gave me something to talk about with my father as well #Hier kommt Alex by Die Toten Hosen is also a really good song! as is 1000 Gründe by the same band! #those songs are based on Clockwork Orange actually! #I never watched the movie and I don't think I ever will because eye gore disturbs me but the book was good! I read it bc of tboi! #I have quite a few classic at home! but I think I wanna finish reading Paradise Lost! That's also a really interesting story so far! #reading and writing are some of my favorite hobbies! #I'd also love to finishe the price of salt at some point as well! Because I have to all things considered! #I just wish I could juggle all of my hobbies a bit better! I wish I had a bit more time for everything! but oh well it be like that!

[drewsaturday]

actually i do think it's funny how few lesbian films i've seen as someone who's been out for over a decade.

like. these are the only Classics TM i can remember watching:

but i'm a cheerleader

blue is the warmest color

loving annabelle

chloe 2009

carol

obvs i did get a TON of rep through tv shows and Certain Webseries and music videos instead but i feel so uncultured. i need to put a list together of the ones i particularly need to see so any recs are welcome lol.

#txt #the uncultured-ness is again bc i didn't have much time after realizing i was gay and wanting to get into these kinds of films #before tumblr purity culture made it problematic to watch the old ones and being poor/ill made it impossible to go to #movie theatres to watch the new ones or have access to streaming sites with the sooooorta current ones #i also didn't get a ton out of most of them since... i couldn't relate to the non age gap ones lol so that's another reason it's such a #short list. easier to get that in fanfic. #though i guess i am lucky for the thing lots of other lesbians seem to hate re: how many of the films we DID have proportionally at #a certain point were so geared for age gaps ;jlkskdfj #it's nice to have but it does kinda get balanced out when there's so much backlash from fellow lesbians who fuckin hate you #anyway recs don't need to be age gap centric but it does help esp if it does not revolve around teenagers generally #i think my issue rly was that instead of watching lesbian films #i'd be lesbian for an actress and just watch all of their stuff instead #and then just stumble onto a lesbian tv show episode they were in in like 1998 #as happened with alex kingston in like 3 different ways

[theoryofwhatnow]

like minds shitpost (9/24)

#here we go again #sir pls #those are my emotional support teenage physcopaths #by the way y’all’s tags are making me lose my mind #it’s good to see the fandom alive #like minds #murderous intent #nigel colbie #alex forbes #tom sturridge #eddie redmayne

[original-missif]

Hey I've been going through your NFHCC AU tag and I absolutely need to know when Eliot decided to tell Nate and Sophie hes a triplet. Like, did they run into them on a job and are they confused? Or did it just randomly come out one day?

Oh man, I can't believe I have an actual answer for this rather than just speculation. Thank you for asking ^u^

This is a bit of a spoiler for The Hitter Job, Extended Edition, but Nate and Sophie aren't actually the first ones to discover Eliot's blood relations. It's Hardison!

After discovering that Eliot Spencer has only existed for just under 2 years, Hardison, in innocent curiosity, digs in and discovers Eliot's real last name is Stone, and he has two brothers. He doesn't immediately go to Nate with the information, because the deeper Hardison goes the more information he gets and the picture this new information keeps getting worse. Only when Hardison feels comfortable and able to tell Nate about Eliot and his secret brothers and last name (amoung other more upsetting info) does he actually do so.

So for a while only Hardison and Nate are aware of Eliot's brothers and father, and they keep it that way. Nate is, of course, hurt that he didn't know this about one of his kids (it's a similar emotion to when he met Archie) but Eliot is almost 18 and Nate knows how easy it would be to loose the trust Eliot has in him, so he says nothing about it. I don't think it's until a job almost a year later, when the Stone triplets are all 18, does the Leverage team accidentally cross paths with both the Librarians and the Cebu trio.

It's a mess lol, but the mess ends with Eliot, Alex, and Jake all reuniting after 3 years of being apart, and the Leverage team and Librarians (as well as Kai and Ernesto) finally meeting their respective triplet's brothers and friends and guardians.

So while Nate finds out about Eliot's brothers before Sophie, and while Sophie isn't exactly happy Nate kept it from her, Sophie Devereaux (and Parker as well) is absolutely the one who understands why Eliot changed his name and never told her or Nate about his brothers. And while both Nate and Sophie aren't glad they find out by accident and not because Eliot chose to tell them, they understand why he didn't, and most likely never would have had the crossover not happened.

#the crossover event is one of the worst days of eliot's life #because it's everything he was forced to leave behind and stay away from #and he's only been able to get updates on his brothers recently when he starts therapy with col. baird #and for jake and alex he totally dropped off the map so they're not happy but are happy and it's a lot of emotions they weren't ready for #it's also the most confusing day ever for parker cassandra and zeke and kai because there's 3 of them?????? #parker and zeke watched US (2019) or have met doppelgangers and aren't totally convinced one of those options isn't whats really going on #when sophie learns jacob is an art prodigy she's so happy #finally another art nerd to talk about art with. and he's so polite and such a gentleman #and thats how jacob stone outshines eliot spencer in terms of ways sophie can talk to teenagers #kai learns that eliot and the team are all criminals and has to fight every urge she has to call the cops on them or arrest them herself #all because ernesto said they were obviously very close to alex's brother and they didn't see them doing anything illegal #cassandra and hardison and zeke immediately click because science and technology nerds #and jake gives eliot the BIGGEST LOOK because zeke was bad enough before but now eliot has introduced him to other criminals #and worse still is that zeke has heard of parker and is 100% for teaming up with the criminals to do crime #i feel like ernesto is in that awkward between teen and adult stage so he just hangs back to watch out for kai and alex #who is trying very hard not to freak out and not punch eliot directly in the face #nate ford's home for criminal children au #leverage teens au #almost paradise #the librarians #ckane triplets #stone triplets #ask #takemyhand-bitch #reply

[drawing-hearts]

3 songs in our playlist you have a memory attached to? what are they?

This one is stuck with me…. The way you were so happy when sabrina sang how many things :’))) that little video you took makes me Softtt

Out of the woods 🥰🥰🥰 on the drive back when we were Screaming along to it. The empty road and we were just driving along all the grassy areas and played it again right after cause it was hitting really hard

Maroon :’))) taylor did it dirty by playing it when the show was over. But being in that post concert bliss and singing it with you was a lot of fun

#asks #alex!! #special mention to american teenager for popping up on my way over to see you 🥺🥺🥺

[authoralexharvey]

10 Songs, 10 People Tag

The amount of times I was tagged for this one was, quite frankly, impressive. Soooo, tagged by: @little-mouse-gardens, @aether-wasteland-s, @autumnalwalker, @star-light-and-moonbeams, @dogmomwrites, and @andromedaexists. Thanks and sorry it took me forever to do this (let alone like. Anything else I have been tagged in urk)

Rules: Shuffle your library and list 10 songs and tag 10 people

It's hard to shuffle my library because 90% of it is Spotify and everything is split into playlists based on Vibes so uh. I took my top 100 on Spotify from last year and shuffled that instead.

Dance in the Dark by Au/Ra

Invisible by Shadow Academy

Porn Star Dancing by My Darkest Days (please don't judge me for the shit Dad Rock okay it's on the Dionysus Playlist)

Never Swim Alone from Death From Above 1979

Pas de Cheval by Panic! at the Disco

Angel of Small Death and the Codeine Scene by Hozier

Speak of the Devil by Dead Pony

Sweet Tooth by Scott Helman

Josslyn by Chase Petra

Hell of a Ride (Studio) by Bo Burnham

Tagging: @linaket, @isthiseva, @zonnemaagd, @redotter, @doikayt, @kjscottwrites, @lividdreamz, @rosellemoon, @doriians, and @broodparasitism. Have fun!

#tag games #alex has the floor #Teenage!Alex Listened to PSD Way WAY Too Much and Adult!Alex Threw it in the Dio Playlist for... Obvious Reasons

[eclipsecrowned]

i lied my toxic trait is i'll ship soap/yuri and alex/h*dir all day every day and i will hurt feelings about it.

#i shipped suri when people were actively sending me hate about it and making 'counterblogs' to my own to have my muse be a straight guy. #you think i'm going to stop bc a bunch of teenagers want to ship two conventionally attractive ken dolls with accents? no. #as for alex/h*dir... come on. come the fuck on. not only do i a dyke claim our female lead for the dykes. #but their banter.... the care they showed each other... the way h*dir tried to spare him in the bunker...

[albatris]

thinkin bout alex and niamh

#establishing in my daydreaming brainspace while I'm trying 2 sleep #niamh is zekes old mentor #and the hunter responsible for alex's one near-death experience way back when #though its way more complicated than that #thinkin about whether niamh was already training zeke at the time #thinkin about the phrases and beliefs zeke picked up from niamh and how niamh betrays them #wondering what the best way to tie together the vague strings that connect niamh to zeke and niamh to alex #into a nice neat plot #mostly thinkin bout Alex's run in with niamh when it was a scared grief-stricken teenager and making myself sad :c

[lighthouseborna]

Henry Turner Variants: pick ~10 characters from media that remind you of your muse or that you use as inspiration, (insp)

#john b. is an IDIOT and i LOVE HIM and he's PEAK teenager henry in particular #and older alex has some vibes (hence the quote) but Young Alex [handshake] Young Henry 100% #and Henry ever fell he would not fall the same way Anakin fell but it would be for very similar reasons #and the biggest difference between eragon and henry is that eragon wants so very badly to be planted somewhere but life took him elsewhere #and tarzan is a man of action with very few verbal quotes that matched the vibe at all but the. the nature of the character himself #with the self discovery and belonging found in others thing and all #and im gonna stop because i could write essays about each of them but i made a gifset didn't i so maybe i dont do that ;dklfgj;dlfkj #☩ dreaming up things to say and never quite saying them ( my edit. ) #☩ alive with the beating of a young heart ( about. ) #also i dunno if im completely happy with this but my gif game is definitely leveling up

[dammit-stark]

the feminine urge to write a rwrb/ols crossover fic.. there are only 5 on ao3, you’re telling me I have to do this myself???

#red white and royal blue #one last stop #it cannot be a coincidence that both books lead to Brooklyn that’s all I’m saying #if we wanted to get really meta I bet there’s a way to tie in college shara wheeler but that gets sussy bc like.. teenagers ick #firstprince #rwrb #alex claremont diaz #henry fox mountchristen windsor #august Landry #Jane su

[raspberryjellybrains]

PLEASE tell me about your mcga AU

OAGH YEAH!!!

okay so it's set pre-canon, and everything will be the same/very similar, except Magnus and Alex end up in the same shitty foster home. there is magic involved in this because I realize it is a very strenuous and detailed process to become a foster parent, but I don't want to spoil it!! this fic is going to be an abomination of mystery, romance, comedy, and tragedy. it's going to be so sad and silly and slay!!! they also go to the same school as samirah and she is literally the only remotely normal person here so crimes will be committed quite frequently :)

magnus is very scrungly btw. maximum scrungle. Alex is incredibly crunchy too <3

#thank you!!!!!! #also alex is a little dorky in her perspective bc she is literally a teenager. i hate when people make her to be some god. she is not. #alex: *accidentally punches magnus in the dick* oh shit i should apologize..... but wait that would ruin the vibe. #and then she apologizes in the most roundabout way that literally only she realizes is an apology #meanwhile magnus is like Do You Hate Me #its very slow burn btw. incredubly slow. #*magnus and alex stealing a bunsen burner* #samirah: what the HECK are you gonna with a BUNSEN BURNER? You are BOTH failing chemistry. #alex: its literally none of your business okay SAMIRAH #(theyre going to make smores) #n e way #magnus chase #alex fierro #samirah al abbas #mcga #raspberry responds

[actual-real-table-salt]

How are there still nt people who use autistic as an insult?

#salt and her yappings #First it was gay as an insult and now it’s autistic #like omfg Alex you forgot to do one (1) problem on the geometry hw you’re literally so autistic🙄 #buy my dick off the black market so you can cook and eat it #and “acoustic” is even worse imo #we all know you wanna say a very specific word that stars with r #and tbh I’d rather be called that than acoustic #im not a guitar you weirdos #I mean yeah teenagers are gonna be edgy but at least go all the way #saying “acoustic” makes you sound like you’re trying not to be censored by an nt adult who thinks the word autistic is a slur #come on now

[themonstersamongus]

Tag dump pt 1!

#☠ 𝘕𝘰 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝘧𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝘮𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴 ┊┊.「Dean Winchester」 #✯ 𝘋𝘰 𝘐 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘥𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦? ┊┊.「Sheriff Arlen」 #☢ 𝘐 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 ┊┊.「Knight of Hell」 #✘ 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘶𝘱 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘉𝘪𝘦𝘣𝘦𝘳 ┊┊.「Virgin Liver」 #✘ 𝘐'𝘭𝘭 𝘳𝘪𝘱 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘶𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘰𝘶𝘵 ┊┊.「High School Dropout」 #✞ 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘶𝘪𝘵┊┊.「Archangel Michael」 #⚠ 𝘛𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘮𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘐 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 ┊┊.「Endverse」 #✿ 𝘔𝘺 𝘥𝘢𝘥 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘩𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳 *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ Alex Winchester #✘ 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘦𝘹𝘤𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘴 𝘮𝘦 *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ Black Eyes Walking #♡ 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦'𝘴 𝘢 𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘮𝘺 𝘣𝘦𝘥 *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ Daddy's Little Girl #⏃ 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ Teenage Nightmare #⏣ 𝘐 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵���𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ Asher Bates #༒ 𝘐 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘐'𝘷𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ Hell Sent #⚛ 𝘏𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 |☆•° .* Eva Reid #✝ 𝘚𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘢 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘺 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘴𝘶𝘪𝘵 |☆•° .* Demonic Ways #赤 𝘗𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘺 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘴 𝘬𝘪𝘭𝘭 •~❉᯽❉~• Miya Cho #❉ 𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘬𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘮𝘺 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘴 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘥 •~❉᯽❉~• Devil Assassin #⛧ 𝘛𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘬𝘪𝘭𝘭 »»------► Caleb Barke #♆ 𝘎𝘳𝘶𝘧𝘧 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘢𝘪𝘯'𝘵 𝘩𝘦? »»------► Domestic Killer #⋟ 𝘛𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘚𝘰𝘶𝘭 ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ Ayden Weeks #☨ 𝘍𝘰𝘹 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘶𝘯𝘵 ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ Damaged Sin #☪ 𝘏𝘢𝘭𝘧-𝘋𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘯 𝘗𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘴𝘴 .•° ✿ °•. Alice Powell #♛ 𝘗𝘭𝘢𝘺 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘥 .•° ✿ °•. Inner Demon #❀ 𝘋𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘶𝘳𝘵 .•° ✿ °•. Small World #☄ 𝘐'𝘮 𝘢 𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳 .⋅ ۵♡۵ ⋅. Dakota Winchester #⚸ 𝘓𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘦 .⋅ ۵♡۵ ⋅. Turmoil Within #❦ 𝘐 𝘢𝘮 𝘮𝘺 𝘧𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳'𝘴 𝘣𝘶𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘯 .⋅ ۵♡۵ ⋅. Sweet Girl #☘ 𝘐 𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘵 𝘮𝘺 𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘧𝘶𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦 .⋅ ۵♡۵ ⋅. Simply Mistaken #✡ 𝘐 𝘢𝘮 𝘢 𝘴𝘰𝘭𝘥𝘪𝘦𝘳 ・❥・ Hayliel #⋫ 𝘏𝘶𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘴 ・❥・ Casted Out

[starburstgalexies]

I am not terribly fond of angst but I wanna touch Kazuha's angsty side because of his whole delusion that he is easygoing and he only feels on an empty, poetic level and it makes things interesting. Even writing it is a fun challenge, living in his half-capacity but aesthetic world while hinting at the reality.

#thing is. i get why he thinks himself empty #because combining that line with my experience i know he felt so much until he stopped feeling so much #and with his literal canon experience where he was a very passionate teenager of course #but he doesn't get why he's empty #and now he never feels anything passionately #until challenged. where it all bursts #which is a close relative of the way i only feel things passionately in fiction #idk maybe im being ridiculous but it just resonates with me #ales of alex #alex impacted