#teleported bread

[emotionally-clumsy-soldier]

ATTEEEEN-TION!

The name's Sgt. Jane J. Doe. I'm the best damn killer America's got! 48 years young, transmasc, bisexual polyamorous. War vet and amputee (my left hand). I've been a mercenary for going on a decade now and I don't intend to stop now! Welcome to my damn blog!

I'll give you a warning right now, son, I'm not here to make friends. I'm here to fight. To win. I ain't friendly, never have been and I never will be.

When you're a merc, you have to be real adaptable to bullshit. I've kept a combat log of everything that goes on here:

#soldier's radio - Talking. Rambling. Cussing. The like.

#incoming signal - Got a question? I keep 'em here. Come to visit? I also keep those here. You are under constant surveillance, maggot!

#teleported bread - Reblogs. They're my posts now. You will act like they're original!

#zoldier arc - A log I kept of that time I turned into a zombie.

#tacitus traumas arc - ...

That's all you're getting out of me. You want more answers? Pry 'em out of me!

Here's my old intro. Do with it what you will.

ooc/ boundaries and more info below

here is his ref:

other info about jane: he's autistic, he's an amnesiac, and he suffers from ptsd (primarily the robot wars, as you'll see brought up on this blog a lot) and schizophrenia.

despite his tough talk, he's not all that hot. he's a big softie when he lets his guard down - if he lets his guard down.

he mainly stays in his dorm, or if not there, the mess hall. he has a trainee under his wing at the moment (@mentally-anarchistic-private) and he stole his prosthetic from a sentient soldierbot (@spiritually-divine-soldierbot).

my name is box btw! i go by they/them and my tag is #box's lockbox. i'm 21 years old and i love to draw !!

i'm not straight-forward with my writing. you have to read between the lines. i'm not gonna just give you answers, you have to work for em ;3

BOUNDARIES:

don't godmod, please. (ie write yourself or your ocs into jane's backstory, write jane for me, etc).

no ableism, sexism, racism, etc. i will not take any nonsense about jane being any of these things either.

do NOT send jane weird fucking asks, such as implied nsfw, intense gore, or anything else under that vein of things. you WILL be publicly shamed. just because i'm an adult doesn't mean i want your shitty gross "jokes" or "angst prompts" in my inbox.

this blog is run and maintained by @angelcovesys. any and all drawn art is done by @mxboxlocks.

#emotionally xyz mercs #tf2 soldier #rp ask blog #team fortress 2 #tf2 #incoming signal #emotionally clumsy soldier #soldier's radio #box's lockbox #teleported bread #jelly star dividers by mmadeinheavenn!

[enneoleo]

teleport this bread around

come on spread the word

#bread #teleporting bread #teleport bread #shitpost

[todayontumblr]

Wednesday, January 17.

No time to waste

@enneoleo 

#today on tumblr #bread #breadblr #teleportation #teleport bread #breadcrumbs #daily bread #nightly bread #garlic bread #sliced #bread recipe #recipe #bread crumbs #bread machine #baking

[basement-buddy]

#he has done nothing but teleport bread #for three days lord almighty #basement buddy #team fortress 2 #tf2 #tf2 soldier #people call him solly? that’s so sweet :) #my artwork #fanart

[familywoodf-art]

Niko teleporting bread

#niko #niko oneshot #oneshot #oneshot game #oneshot niko #teleporting bread #doodle #digital art #familywoodf

[tf2addictedman]

master baiter

#i teleported bred. #bread #tf2 #tf2 soldier #tf2 spy

[askblog1]

NO TELEPORTIN' BREAD.

AIN'T NO TELEPORTIN' BREAD IN MY WORKSHOP. (danke for the ask.)

#tf2 #art #be kind #ask me anything #ask #ask away #digital art #tf2 fanart #anon ask #ask blog #teleport bread #tf2 engineer #tf2 soldier #send asks #ask tf2 #inbox #ask game #ask box

[thatfantasylovingdork]

This was my response to the above tweet:

Skywarp: *passes out midair and falls to Earth*

Thundercracker: Starscream, did you just see-

Starscream: *kneels next to a battered Skywarp on the ground* Look who forgot to take their afternoon nap today.

Skywarp: I THOUGHT I HAD ENOUGH ENERGY FOR ONE MORE-zzzzzz

Starscream: 😏

#funny #transformers #maccadam #Starscream #Skywarp #Thundercracker #teleportation #let’s get that bread #twitter #tweet #x

[atomiccherr1bomb]

Ok guys i need you to keep an eye on my bread, i trust you know not to reblog it, don't make me regret leaving you with this:

#tf2 #tf2 bread #teleport bread #tf2 soldier #tf2 expiration date

[the-suicidal-soldier]

Biggest candle lover

#tf2 #art #team fortress 2 #tf2 soldier #valve #tf2 oc #tf2 oc art #tf2 fanart #tf2 art #team fortress two #candles #i want cheeseburger #repost it if you teleported bread for 3 days #halloween

[kritzenkriegen]

My favorite fanon characterization of the Red Mercs vs Blu Mercs is that the Red Mercs are seemingly immune to The Horrors while the Blu Mercs are distinctly impacted by The Horrors

#ex: emesis blue #can't get out my mind that YT comment that's like #'I imagine this is what's happening to Blu team on the daily while Red is teleports bread' #tf2 #team fortress 2

[emotionally-clumsy-soldier]

ooc: changing up the way things work around the blog if you couldn't tell; all the friends on soldier's list still apply, don't worry! no relationships have been retconned.

#emotionally xyz mercs #tf2 soldier #rp ask blog #team fortress 2 #tf2 #incoming signal #emotionally clumsy soldier #soldier's radio #box's lockbox #teleported bread

[todayontumblr]

#today on tumblr #bread #daily bread #breadcrumbs #nightly bread #recipie #breadblr #carbs #yum #bread crumbs #bread machine #food #foodblr #dig in #it's bread time #teleport this bread

[syasyajcllm]

'are you a boy or a girl?'

Bro I teleport bread 🤨

#syasya rn #something tf2 related so #tf2 #team fortress 2 #i did nothing but teleport bread for three days

[nzbricks]

#lego #legocustom #legophotography #legominifigures #team fortress 2 #tf2 soldier #tf2 #rick may #I teleported bread

[tf2addictedman]

how i feel whenever i say "I TELEPORTED BREAD"

#i TELEPORTED BREEADD HAHAHA #soldier tf2 #medic tf2 #engineer tf2 #team fortress 2 #bread