#tell me this isn’t true

[that-bitch-kat3]

remus: you have issues

sirius: you noticed 🥺💕

#tell me this isn’t true #marauders #marauders era #sirius black #remus lupin #the marauders #james potter #mwpp era #wolfstar #the marauders era #marauders headcanon #harry potter #marauders incorrect quotes #dead gay wizards #young marauders #atyd #dead gay wizards from the 70s #hp marauders #atyd fandom #mwpp #incorrect marauders quotes #remus x sirius #the marauders fandom #marauders fandom #atyd marauders #maraudersera #mentally ill #remus #sirius #remus lupin kinnie

[orrsoared]

the hockey community can only be awakened by a true loves kiss in the off season:

#tell me this isn’t true #tell me I’m wrong #you can’t #I’m right #patrice bergeron #brad marchand

[laski-and-sage]

Civilian: Oh my god- Hellsing must be full of hardened warriors! Just barrel chested monster hunters!

*Meanwhile in the mansion*

Pip, humming: I'm gonna make my sleepy tea so I can go nighty night~

#tell me this isn’t true #i mean #look at him #he would do that #pineapple #shitpost #hellsing ultimate #hellsing #pip bernadotte

[crookedchildphantom]

Tell me dis mf isn't crowly

#the demon headmaster #good omens #crowly bein siully #crowly good omens #tell me this isn’t true

[ynscrazylife]

i just got spoiled with secret invasion from a fucking tiktok and i-

(spoilers below the cut)

MARIA HILL DIED? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? SOMEONE TELL ME THE TIKTOK IS WRONG

(at least she’s with nat now….blackhill?)

#secret invasion #secret invasion spoilers #marvel #someone denounce this pls #tell me this isn’t true

[samuel-de-champagne-problems]

Spencer reads knitting magazines on the plane

#this is me rambling #tell me this isn’t true #try it #he’s my husband so i know

[moff-karna]

barbie and oppenheimer not releasing on the same day….

#tell me this isn’t true

[sylkhi]

Not sure if I already said this but I feel like Malos is the super chill dad and Jin is the more worried one but as the kids get older those roles are reversed

#jinmalos #jin #Malos #XC2 #tell me this isn’t true #I feel like I’ve said this before on here though #hmmmm

[cup-noodle]

There’s no way ShivRome are twins actually. Shiv would’ve absorbed Roman in the womb first chance she got

#twin truthing myth debunked #(this isn’t serious btw. y’all keep on truthing) #((but you can’t tell me it’s not true)) #roman roy #shiv roy #roy siblings #succession #succession hbo #noodle rambles #roy twins (placeholder tag)

[echoishere69]

Dick: Hey Jason I was wondering- are you watching Mamma Mia?!

Jason: Um no?

Dick: Move the fuck over I love this movie.

Jason and Dick sit and watch Mamma Mia 1 and 2 together and cry their eyes out together.

#dick grayson #nightwing #jason todd #red hood #batfam #batfamily #not really an incorrect quote #just something I thought of cause I’m listening to the songs rn #but also you can’t tell me Jason isn’t a Donna lover all the at #and a Meryl Streep lover #that his true queen #echo nonsense

[blood-injections]

Goodnight.

#“out here your shadow lives on without you’ in a postapocalyptic world. #you can’t tell me that line isn’t about the shadows of people left behind after they’ve been caught in a nuclear blast #anyway so I made this becuase that makes me feel things #goodnite dr death #danger days #my chemical romance #ttlotfk #mcr danger days #the true lives of the fabulous killjoys #the fabulous killjoys #the zones #mcr edit #killjoys #danger days art #corvids art

[sadiecoocoo]

Wait a minute… who’s the youngest in the bad batch? I mean it’s technically not omega…

I always thought it was wrecker cuz I mean… look at him.

But now I see a bunch of people saying it’s crosshair and I think it’s so funny because it makes a lot of sense but also why does he look the oldest then 😭

#the bad batch #tbb #tbb crosshair #sw tbb #tbb season 3 #tbb wrecker #tbb omega #even if it’s not true I want to headcannon wrecker being the youngest #look at that harbinger of chaos and tell me he isn’t the youngest child

[ignify-caligo]

*Alejandro is casually searching around the room*

Soap: Hey hermano, what’re you looking for?

Alejandro: My will to live.

*Rodolfo walks into the room*

Alejandro, smiling: Oh, there it is!

#call of duty incorrect quotes #incorrect call of duty quotes #alejandro vargas #john soap mactavish #john mactavish #rodolfo parra #aledolfo #call of duty #call of duty mw2 #call of duty mwii #mwii #caligo incorrect quotes 2 #just try & tell me this isn’t true #bc i wont believe u - rudy and ale are 100% husbands <3

[to-be-a-dreamer]

That one line from Episode 15(?) of ACOC that’s like

“Are you gonna teach me something?”

“I am going to tell you something. I’m not sure if there’s much time for teaching”

It goes SO HARD and I can’t even explain why but it’s genuinely one of my favorite D20 quotes Zac Oyama the man that you are.

#no but imagine someone saying ‘nah this isn’t teaching this is just telling’ #and then they proceed to literally explain the meaning of life and the true nature of god and the devil #I just want more people to talk about this line so I can finally understand why it keeps me up at night #truly it haunts me #lapin cadbury #zac oyama #a crown of candy #a crown of candy spoilers #dimension 20 #d20 #dropout #acoc #dimension 20 acoc

[petrichormore]

(Another ramble incoming - this one I’ve been sitting on for a bit. But it’s about Bebou & the French. And the jail incident. And also bla bla bla this is about the characters)

I might be wrong but I really think that if some of the french agree with q!bbh about the government being bad/anarchy being good thing… it’s not because Bad managed to convince them that q!forever is some horrible dictator with his wily demon cunning and manipulative silvertongue or something. it’s because. they just. agree with his views and sympathize with him. Like they just sometimes think Bad has a point, is the thing. Now I know Bad likes to spread misinformation but he rarely does it in a way that can really be taken seriously, or have any big effect (with a few… exceptions).

Bad likes to jokingly blame Forever for like anything and everything but if anyone actually presses him about it (I’m pretty sure pierre, antoine, and etoiles all have to varying degrees) he’s pretty quick to emphasize that he trusts Forever’s judgment and moral compass.

Or he used to. Until he got pushed into a cage trap. It’s clear he lost a significant amount of trust in Forever and everyone else who was involved with that. And he suspected Forever (or Cellbit) of framing him, but I’d say that’s relatively reasonable considering, from his perspective, they jumped to a conclusion with no proof. He doesn’t understand why they wouldn’t hear him out, so he’s looking for a reason. And he’s telling other people not because he’s trying to spread misinfo but because that’s just what he believes and usually, he’s telling people because they’re asking him.

Anyway, Pierre didn’t really steal the waystones because he automatically believed everything Bad said about Forever being a dictator immediately and with no hesitation. If he accepted or encouraged what Bad said, it’s because he probably already agreed to some extent. Pierre, Antoine, Etoiles - they’re smarter than blindly accepting the truth from badboyhalo the Chronic Gossiper. And at least 2/3rds of them are also convinced that Bad and Forever are dating - so they’re not taking what Bad says about Forever that seriously.

If you ask me: Pierre did it because he was probably already more politically aligned with Bad’s anarchist ideals than he ever was with Forever’s and, most importantly, because he witnessed Bad get jailed unfairly with his OWN. TWO. EYEBALLS. LIKE HE SAW THAT. HE WAS THERE.

How did he know Bad was framed? He TALKED TO HIM. He went to his base and had a conversation with him and of the two (count it with me - TWO) people that actually heard Bad out that day (Foolish and Pierre) both of them came out of the conversation believing he wasn’t the culprit. Wouldn’t you know it - communication solved that conflict pretty fast, but Bad didn’t get a chance to communicate to Forever or anyone else because they almost immediately dogpiled him. And Pierre saw that happen.

And I’m pretty sure he also saw Forever hold a vote and then accept that Bad was guilty of a crime. A crime. That isn’t illegal. That he didn’t even do in the first place.

So. I’m sure you can see why Pierre might feel the urge to defend Bad - maybe even from Forever specifically, and of his own volition. Although I can’t say stealing all the waystones and rearranging them into a pentagram above Forever’s house was a particularly reliable method of doing so, nor can I say Bad really needed the protection - Forever had no malicious intent and was fully trying to be fair. (can you tell im a q!forever apologist? because if you can’t: he did nothing wrong. Maybe one day I will make a giant post about how much of a q!forever apologist i am).

Am I making sense. At all. It’s 2am. And I’m getting the sensation that I’m missing something with this one but I’m too tired to correct it so I’ll look at it later.

#and also: Cellbit apologizing almost instantly after realizing he fucked up has had #the accidental side effect #of making Bad think Forever COULD have apologized to him around the same time but didn’t purposely which isn’t true but #god knows Bad is never getting any more apologies NOW with everything else happening #and THAT has the side effect of Bad still not speaking well of Forever around Pierre #which to Pierre probably sounds first and foremost like a domestic dispute and secondly like the jail incident is still unresolved #which. it is still unresolved. but you know what I mean #AM I MAKING ANY SENSE HERE????? #if anyone mains aypierre or etoiles or antoine please tell me if I fucked anything up #qsmp #qsmp character analysis #qsmp badboyhalo #qsmp aypierre

[bigfatbimbo]

HELLO MY FAVORITE BIMBO HAVE WE SEEN THIS?? CANON BOYCUNT VOX???

I don’t think this is true BUT I AM WILLING TO TAKE THIS AND RUN WITH IT !

#inbox open #hazbin hotel vox #i mean i doubt it but i very much enjoy the idea #but this probably isn’t true guys i hate to break it to you #that would be very jk rowling of viv if it was canon #show not tell viv #that’s writing 101 #(also no seriously SHOW ME)