#tell me this wouldn’t happen

[caslutz]

Jamie, coming into the locker room after his date with Roy: Guys, Roy kissed me!

Sam: No way!

Colin: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!

Jamie: It was unbelievable…

Colin: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!!

Isaac: Okay, alright, we wanna hear everything!Sam, unplug the phone. Jamie, does this end well or is Dani going to need tissues?

Jamie: Oh it ended very well.

Richard: Do not start without me! Do not start without me!!

Colin: Alright, let's hear about the kiss. Was it like a soft brush against your lips or was it like a "I gotta have you now" kinda thing?

Jamie: Well, at first it was really intense and then... we just sorta sunk into it...

Sam: So were you holding him or were his hands like on your back?

Jamie: No, actually first he pulled me close to him by grabbing my shirt... and then I moved my hands up to hold his..

Dani: Awww…

*Meanwhile, in the coaches office*

Roy: And then I kissed him.

Beard: Tongue?

Roy: Yeah.

Trent: Cool.

#the afc richmond boys are all romantics #i didn’t add ted to the coaches because he would be all over those details #tell me this wouldn’t happen #you cant because it would #jamie tartt #roy kent #colin hughes #isaac mcadoo #sam obisanya #dani rojas #richard montlaur #coach beard #trent crimm #ted lasso #royjamie #roy kent x jamie tartt #roy x jamie #tedtrent #ted x trent #incorrect quotes #ted lasso incorrect quotes #source: friends

[occasionaleventuality]

so i’m thinking about the scene where alejandro is telling soap and ghost about las almas and los vaqueros. Specially when he says “They call us Los Vaqueros” because who is *they*? their enemies? sure. but given all his talk about them growing up there, how they’d play on the cliffs after school, how they’d die to protect the city, etc i think he means *everyone* in las almas. not just cartel but civilians too. they all know who los vaqueros are. might even know them well enough to recognize individuals, especially if they’ve been around since they were kids. alejandro in particular is probably very well known. and tho some people are won over by the cartel, like he says, it’s likely not all of them are. to some, the cowboys are probably like local celebrities, incorruptible protectors of las almas. *hot* incorruptible protectors of las almas.

what i’m getting at here is: imagine if there are secret social media accounts and blogs dedicated to collecting photos of the cowboys because the people are THIRSTY. the photos are probably all blurry, cryptid-like shots taken just before the photographer gets the hell out of there cuz LV only show up when shits about to go down (and of course they’re never posted till days later so as not to reveal their location and put them in danger), but still. and all the comments are EXTREMELY horny about those boys and girls because, well, *look* at them. individual soldiers probably have dedicated fan bases, tho Alejandro and Rudy are the clear favorites. yes their relationship status is speculated about.

(valeria is a founding active member of the LV Thirst Community. she likes to post photos she gets from intel as el sin nombre. they either make alejandro look very ridiculous or very hot, no in between. she is responsible for so many wild rumors about him, both true and false. she’s literally not even there for the potential intel, just the thirst and the drama.)

and since “vaqueros” literally translates to “jeans”, i imagine that at least once per day someone comments on some picture where you can see alejandro’s lower half with something like “do those pants look like they fit right to you? i volunteer to be alejandro’s new vaqueros. that ass don’t quit and neither will i 😤” most of those comments are from valeria.

#cod mw2 #los vaqueros #alejandro vargas #rudolfo parra #alerudy #valeria garza #alejandro x valeria #tell me this wouldn’t happen #alejandro is too hot to not be appreciated #i mean this is just us #we are the LV thirst community

[feeling-foxy]

Aaron while leaving: I’ve never seen someone have more of a hard on for another Exy player they’re not involved with.

Andrew: Neil.

Kevin: okay first of all I don’t have a hard on- wait what the fuck do you mean Neil?

Andrew: I mean Neil.

Kevin: For who?? Why was I not informed of this? I need to know things like this Andrew, this could greatly affect his playing.

Andrew: You.

Kevin:

Andrew also leaving: there’s a binder.

Kevin: …

Kevin: there’s a what?

#tell me this wouldn’t happen #and then they just act like I never happened #spreading my Neil Jonsten is THE Kevin Day fan girl agenda #incorrect aftg #aftg shitpost #kevin day #aftg andrew

[what-is-canon]

Moira: June isn’t answering her phone.

Serena: I’ll call.

Moira: Luke and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

June: Hello?

#incorrect tht quotes #incorrect handmaid’s tale #june x serena #june osborne #serena joy #moira strand #luke bankole #source: scatterpatter's incorrect quotes generator #tell me this wouldn’t happen

[thetarttfuldickhead]

Next Uncle’s Day rolls around and Roy doesn’t mention it to Jamie, of course, because Roy’s not in charge of planning this party, is he, all he has to do is show up and act excited about whatever colourful gifts will be inflicted upon him this year. Only, once he’s sat in his sister’s kitchen Jamie isn’t there and he keeps on not being there and when Roy finally breaks and asks Phoebe when he’s showing up Phoebe looks a bit confused and says you didn’t seem that happy to have him here last year so I didn’t ask him this time and Roy has no fucking idea what to say to that because it’s really fucking stupid to be sad over someone who’s absolutely NOT your best friend failing to show for a made-up holiday, and this whole thing isn’t REALLY about Roy anyway, it’s about Phoebe, so um.

Roy gets it together and nods and mutters yeah, all right, but it’d be fine though, you know, if you wanted to invite him next year

and no sooner has he spoken than THE DOOR FROM THE OTHER ROOM SWINGS OPEN AND JAMIE STRUTS INSIDE, grinning in TRIUMPH, like ha! you lasted all of half an hour before you started asking about me, I fudging knew you wanted me here, you grumpy old man

and Roy stares and stares and turns to Phoebe in utter betrayal but she just shrugs serenely, Jamie said it’d be fun to surprise you and anyway it wasn’t very nice of you to say he wasn’t your best friend last year, Uncle Roy

He said I wasn’t his either! Roy CANNOT believe this is happening to him.

Calm down, Uncle Roy, or you’ll have a heart attack before you can open my gift, Jamie says, smiling broadly and sounding so very, very smug.

His eyes are soft, though. The gift is very thoughtful. Roy will not admit it, but it makes a good time even better, having him there.

Roy’s sister just watches the entire thing unfold, thinking that nothing in Roy’s life has ever vexed and delighted him quite as much as Jamie Tartt does, and it’s all sorts of deeply amusing and very sweet.

#yeah i don’t know what happened either #i had a sudden Thought and went with it #phoebe and jamie are partners in crime #you can’t tell me they wouldn’t be #teaming up to do sweet (but sometimes also a little bit teasing) things to roy #roy kent #jamie tartt #phoebe kent #roy & jamie #ficlet #ficlet-ish? #my stuff

[indybob]

*Jake cackling at first then rushing to make sure Bradley’s okay*

#sereshaw #hangster #you can’t tell me this wouldn’t happen to them #bradley rooster bradshaw #jake hangman seresin #top gun maverick

[secretagentsagainstwhatever]

do you know what was the biggest fumble in sitcom history….

not establishing this fucking chaos duo as a pairing

#ok maybe not the biggest fumble #but still pretty big #they’d of been so good together #like she comes up with the best schemes and he has zero concerns about his own safety #tell me that wouldn’t be perfect #arrested development #gob bluth #maeby funke #they could’ve been perfect #bluth family #but instead they kept trying to make michael and maeby happen #chaotic duo #can you tell that i’m currently re watching arrested development #lol #and also while we’re here #buster bluth was so underused #like buster x anyone always banged #he had the best chemistry with everyone because he was just an entirely different level of deranged #and i loved him for it #justice for my boy #buster bluth #ok that’s all

[milimeters-morales]

miles getting kicked out of a bar and calling aaron to go instead is the exact type of interaction i was hoping to see between them <3 but i still can’t believe he really thought life was easy peazy lemon squeezy??

Kamala literally asked him why he didn’t just say he was 21 and he was like “but then i wouldn’t be a friendly neighborhood spider-man” but i 100% believe he just didn’t think of it in time

#notes: #this wouldn’t have happened if they just let miles age. btw. #& right before this miles said he had it handled #& you can’t tell me aaron don’t look gay as hell here #& this is the second time they’ve called Miles Peewee in the comics i hope the nickname does not spread at all. did mac tell the bartender #miles morales #spiderman #spider man #aaron davis #m&m posts

[menalez]

oh yayyy ppl r reposting a doc of stuff i said when i was 15-16 with me pretending to have been happy w being abused & coerced while openly suicidal and suffering. & ofc saying its an indication of my sexuality again <3

#i honestly would much rather be bisexual than have 2 deal with ppl telling me that i mustve enjoyed my trauma bc of how i was depicting #it online as it was ongoing #like. everytime this happens i just rly wish that i could be attracted to men #i wish they were right. bc then they’d leave me alone n it wouldn’t be so triggering to see #the trauma i faced being depicted as proof of me being into men.

[titanias-stolen-shoes]

I bet the reason Ayda isn't in this season is because she would have solved everything by now and Brennan would have ruined his own campaign

#you can’t tell me she wouldnt have figured out figs curse immidiately #or that she wouldn’t have hopped over to leviathan to study old gods and see what happened #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year

[stinkrascal]

the person who i stopped being friends with came to my fucking house to ask me if i blocked her???? oh my fucking god lady you are 35 YEARS OLD??????

#i cant believe that fucking happened oh my god??????? she actually came to my house?????? #remember how i was having a freakout about how i thought she’d come to my house n i was checking windows and shit HA i feel validated now #OH MY GOD??????? my boyfriend had to tell her to leave bc she just kept standing there at the door??????? #he CLOSED THE BLINDS ON HER FACE AND STILL WOULDN’T LEAVE????????? #i cant believe that fucking happened I CANT BELIEVE A 35 YEAR OLD CONFRONTED ME IRL ABOUT BLOCKING HER PHONE NUMBER HOLY SHIT #thank god my amazing twin brother and his spouse and my boyfriend were here to help me bc id literally freak the fuck out if i was alone #i feel so unsafe now holy shit what a fucking weirdo 😭

[charmac]

hey seth! i'm just a random guy that's been really into sunny for the past year, and i always love your tweets. you, loren, and anna have been on my fyp a lot the past weekend, and i know a lot of people are being assholes about it, but it's genuinely so heartwarming to see. you three definitely deserve it and are the best kind of people for this to happen to. you always come off as respectful of rcg. hope you can pass the message along to them both too! have a great day

Thank you for the kind message, I really really appreciate it and so do Anna and Loren! Glad you got into the show :)

Honestly I get people are lashing out/shit talking because it does seem kinda weird to witness through a screen how much we’ve been able to interact with them and the interactions we’ve had. I know people are jealous, too (as in have told me they are, and I was certainly jealous last year when Rob didn’t do any events in NYC bc he was sick but did them in Philly a few days later) and I totally get that. Whatever the reason for people being assholes is, I don’t really take it personally. They don’t know the full story of literally anything that happened, they’re just watching through a screen and making their own assumptions of before, after, and in between all these clips they’re seeing, and trying to find something to justify how they feel. The claims that I’ve been ‘stalking’ them or ‘overstepping boundaries’ are genuinely just funny to me when every place we’ve met them has been an event that was publicly posted to Instagram/Facebook well in advance.

(And I’m not gonna talk on Twitter about certain details of this, but I feel like I can probably disclose here that the Four Walls people approached me to tell me/give me things and not the other way around. Their socials dmed me, followed me, Rob followed me, etc. I had literally no sway in them choosing to do those things or introducing themselves to me in person and organically engaging in conversations with me.)

We want to share our interactions with RCG on social media because we think most people appreciate and enjoy their interactions with fans (and also the small amounts of Sunny info we got), and that’s it. I don’t need to share or brag about anything. I would be perfectly content keeping everything that happened this weekend to myself (I very much avoid otherwise sharing my face or voice on social media, so I genuinely have to overcome that insecurity to even be able to share these things), but we know the majority of fans like to see this stuff and that’s why we have been posting everything.

Your message (and others i’ve received) means a lot. I’m glad the majority of people are enjoying our interactions with them and I really appreciate the time you spend to send this ask, really! And I’ll be back to posting regularly scheduled actual Sunny content very shortly :)

#ask #like how do i explain #charlie literally walked right up to us #and had to be DRAGGED away #bc he didn’t want to stop talking to us #it sounds literally delusional and made up #like i gen wouldn’t believe that if it didn’t happen to me lol #same shit with my phone screen #ppl thinking i forced him to look at macdennis fanart #literally just comical #but i can’t explain the context #it all sounds made up bc it’s surreal it happened #so honestly ? anyone can feel however they want #about interactions and clips. cos yeah i would maybe be sus as well #like literally what is happening #but shittalking on my posts or in my mentions #or sending me weird shit on anonymous #i’m not gonna entertain or accept lol #nameless faceless people who don’t understand 5% of what happened this weekend #trying to tell me what happened to me is just funny #again cos it’s. literally mind boggling to me #so i accept a lot of ppl just. will be pissed cos it makes no sense #these are 47 year old ‘cishet’ men #with a certain public perception #and yeah you bet your ass i was shocked at how they interacted with us #but i know how it went #i know how they feel #and i think most of you do too :)

[cranberrysoap]

timelapse of maid boy rollerblader 🎨

#art timelapse #timelapse #process #clip studio paint #glad tumblr actually lets me post a 5min vid instead of capped at 2min loll #it feels like its harder to tell what changes are actually happening when i have to speed it up a lot haha #also it starts partway through bc i was redrawing in an old file and i just remembered to actually turn the timelapse on before i got too #far into it fjgjg #i did actually want to put this under the cut in a reblog of the og but tumblr wouldn’t let me put a vid there 😔 idk if i did it wrong lol

[steelycunt]

valentine’s day is approaching! and in that spirit, i am once again asking you all to tell me your favourite love song. furthemore, i have been asked by my editor (bless you, cheryl) to note that we are also taking love poems. if nobody answers, cheryl will blow my face off with a harpoon in front of all of you. its the season of love!

#I do not mind if your answer hasn’t changed and you’ve told me before. tell me again #personally i believe the greatest love song of all time is probably god only knows by the beach boys. i also happen to think it is one of #the greatest songs of all time full stop. other very close contenders include (predictably) in my life and bless the telephone #and since i have been on a kick of it recently i will also say that i wouldn’t claim archie marry me is one of the greatest love songs of #all time but i would say that it’s possibly one of my favourites. does it get much more romantic? i fear not!

[skinreflectsthesun]

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#I don’t even know how to feel right now #my kiddo moved up into the older kids room #then yesterday I get a message from daycare saying another kid scratched my baby’s face #and I’m like okay a scratch is just a scratch it happens #when I got home and saw him I was like what the fuck this wasn’t just a little scratch it is dark and red and angry #and then I go to give him a bath and I see he has a bitemark shaped bruise on his shoulder #and I’m like what the fuck why wouldn’t you tell me this too #and I go in today to talk to the director and she wasn’t there #they give me the incident report that says basically this kid #wanted to take my sons pacifier and he wouldn’t let him and he scratched his face and pushed him down and bit him #like what the actual fuck #why wouldn’t you tell me the whole thing #I had to find out on my own by seeing a mark on my babies skin #I’m so upset #he’s still such a gentle baby like he doesn’t hit or bite out of anger yet #so it just breaks my heart to know this other kid did this to him #and that the daycare ladies weren’t there to monitor and see it happen

[lovingdabeessss]

People are acting like Yang being gay with Blake while bad things are happening to ruby is Yang being a “bad sister” like Yang not being allowed to have nice things because the universe will immediately attack ruby is new???

Like it’s not either of their fault that the gods of rwby just hate Yang being gay

Back in atlas Yang and Blake going dancing? The party rubys working at gets attacked

Yang and Blake have a moment after killing Adam? Rubys getting attacked by a giant mech

Barn scene? Like minutes later they’re all attacked by the apathy which leads ruby alone to defend them

Even in the like beginning of the series this been happening

Remember when they got that SINGLE DANCE TOGETHER!?!?!? Minutes later ruby goes and fights CHILD MURDERER CINDER FUCKING FALL

They went on that one mission in the abandoned city Blake and Yang had a little “your not one to back down from a fight Blake” yeah wasn’t that nice- RUBY GETS KIDNAPPED you guys remember that??? She was so freaked out poor yang

literally the second she becomes partners with Blake they’re having a great time literally the easiest time out of any other team partners even renora in which Nora’s having a great time but rens suffering they get there first and they’re just chilling and you know what rubys doing meanwhile FLYING ON A DAMN NEVERMORE

For like the earlier stuff that happened it was a lot of ruby being a gremlin child and taking every opportunity to get away from her overprotective sister to go and be a menace to society and then later on it’s that the universe is literally trying to give ruby every kind of trauma and yang physically can’t be there to help with all of it

Like when her and Blake got together Yang was TELEPORTED AWAY ABOVE SOME MAGICAL INFINITE ABYSS and try and Yang might to be as not gay as possible avoiding with all her might saying I love you out loud she’s literally got no choice and then the next day ruby gets the worst mental breakdown of her life

It’s not rubys fault she doesn’t support yang being gay that shits a survival tactic Blake seducing her sister is gonna get her killed

No wonder Yang was so overprotective especially in the beginning of the season it starts out with ruby getting FUCKING ROBBED yeah that’s probably the last time ruby was ever allowed to go shopping by herself

#THIS IS ME JOKING THIS IS JOKEY HAHA #but like yeah I love ruby and Yang me and my sister are super similar at the exact same age currently #if I got robbed my sister probably wouldn’t let me out of the house for like a month #yang having a moment with Blake for a split second: something just happened #meanwhile ruby: AAAAAA #I loved in ice queendom when Blake was like you gotta let her do things on her own #yeah Blake you tell her cause if she doesn’t you’re not getting a girlfriend #rwby #blake belladonna #rwby bumbleby #yang x blake #blake x yang #bumbleby #rwby memes #yang xiao long #ruby rose #rwby v9